Signs your getting old?
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- Nairn9
Youtube flipped me over to this shit from some techno that Yuekit posted, and it took me a good 12 minutes to realise.
- I fucking hate jazz, but this shit's so inoffensive, it just gets in under the radar.Nairn
- Stealth drone 2043 gently plays jazz before it targets the top of your brain stem with a high velocity, slightly explosive strike.Nairn
- Also, assuming I'm sharing a YT bubble with at least some of you lot - which one of you cunts is playing this on the regular?!Nairn
- that came up on mine too randomly. I've never once clicked on a video like this at all.capn_ron
- mountain cabin, fireplace, a good book, dog sprawled on a thick rug, cookies almost ready in the oven....... snowing outsideKrassy
- ummm... that might be me.pango
- not really for listening to but to fill the void.pango
- Krassy, don't do that to a city guy, c'mon man :)Wordsworth
- These vids are awesome background music when cooking. Great for sleeping too!Akagiyama
- I wish coffee shops would play this. Instead they lit the idiot baristas DJ with their terrible idiosyncratic crapnb
- "not really for listening to but to fill the void" lolNairn
- I've just clicked on it. Naturally, now I'll get fuckloads of this sort of stuff in my recommendations. Eventually, you will, too, thanks to me.Continuity
- I have tinnitus, so I leave YouTube on autoplay all of the time to fill the void, as pangz says. Their algo is so off on me, it's ridiculous.garbage
- ^go into your watch history on youtube and delete it. you won't get suggested vids related to itAkagiyama
- I've left my office to take a shower. I was listening to Mogwai when I left. When I come back?garbage
- Ben Shapiro squealing about whatever new thing was upsetting his bitch ass.garbage
- lol that guy's voice is just... no.
Never mind his opinions...Nairn - This is why I don't quite believe all the hype about how AI is going to be governing humanity in a few years time.yuekit
- @aka I have to research shitstains like Little Ben, but I have an alternate account for that. Somehow they bleed into my personal YT account.garbage
- @Nairn Even if he wasn't an abject moron addicted to logical fallacies, he always sounds like he's campaigning for "Shrill Wiener of the Year".garbage
- I'd fall asleep if this ever followed any of the mixes I listen to - what was the previous one?timeless
- Bluejam5
- yo dawg, you for real?plash
- It was about time...OBBTKN
- NEVER FORGETRamanisky2
- First world problem?nbq
- fo fizzleutopian
- edibles, tinctures, concentrates...imbecile
- Yep - new Snoop-owned edible weed company incoming.bulletfactory
- yea he is still eating it, just wants to give his lungs a break. Dont worry he is still getting high!Raybandana
- bob marley just turned in his grave..neverscared
- oh thanks Ray, I was worried there but you really helped assure me it's going to be okay, fucking idiotmonospaced
- 'please respect my privacy at this time' usually follows something like "I'm sick" or "My so-and-so died" (usually something tragic)... hope he's not sick :(PonyBoy
- If he's not sick this is kind of a gimpy self reaction to one's own quitting weed. It's not heroin ffs—have a final puff and move on else Death Row just went...PonyBoy
- ... all plush and cuddly.PonyBoy
- He's literally pushing his edibles etc lineNairn
- Signs you're not getting old: You're still confused as to why anybody ever gave a fuck about Snoop. He's so fucking boring.garbage
- He had some forgettable songs and Corona commercials. Always seemed incredibly lame to me.garbage
- Account hacked? Early April Fools'?Krassy
- new vaping product comingsarahfailin
- thoughts and prayerspango
- probably a joke or PR stuntpango
- y'all are talking about it.pango
- stay safe snoop .. u r gointo into unsafe waters...neverscared
- Mono your truly a sick personRaybandana
- Explain or stfu you trump loving Q anom weirdomonospaced
- This has to be announced? "Not sure, feeling cute - might use the bathroom soon."Wordsworth
- https://i.haasie.com…Continuity
- ^ That's the actual explanation.Continuity
- CALLED IT!pango
- flol, so fucking lame.garbage
- lolYakuZoku
- skinny_puppy4
I gardened yesterday evening.
Plus, I hurt everywhere today.
- Update. Everything still hurts. Maybe worse.skinny_puppy
- So, everything everywhere all at once. Hope you feel better soon.Wordsworth
- Fax_Benson8
Yesterday I had to spend a short but not insignificant period working from a laptop in an unfamiliar chair - with slightly too-high and immovable arm rests and no height adjustment - and now I feel like I've been whacked about the back and ribs with a bat.
- wow - can you write for me? love this one sentence more than my last 10 campaignstimeless
- rzu-rzu6
age against the machine
- utopian4
- https://www.qbn.com/…Krassy
- Imagine wearing that shirt and thinking you're hilarious.CyBrainX
- slappy0
Birks n socks
I resisted but they are too comfortable..
- Oh, slappy. What have you done?!Continuity
- you didn't wear loud colorful socks with birks in high school? no way that was anomalous to our geographyimbecile
- It’s a slippery slope, started wearing birks to the beach, then it got cold, now I don’t even recognise myself.slappy
- There's still time to find your way back, slappy.Continuity
- But if you swap out the Birks for sandals with velcro straps and still wear socks in them, we can't help you.Continuity
- Why not just go straight to the end of the plank and get some Crocs?formed
- I find a nice pair of slides (i have HOKA’s) and some wool socks does the trick for Canadian Fall.ideaist
- Why does this happen? There are an infinite number of comfortable footwear options that aren't horrible. You're one or two steps from wearing Crocs now.CyBrainX
- I too know the pleasures of Birkwithsocks...usuall... just around the yard. Last year I bought some $4 crocs knockoffs from the dollar store, just for the yard...monNom
- There are some clothing articles that you shouldn't wear, even to paint a garage.CyBrainX
- ok_not_ok11
- O Z E M P I Cnb
- G e N e SNBQ00
- Lifestyle change: Paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals.palimpsest
- lifestyle change is more inviting. stomach pains from medicine? downtime from surgery? eat healthy & exercise. fat belly causing knee pain? no thank youimbecile
- Fat belly shouldn't be causing knee pain unless you're morbidly obese.
Health is a threshold not a hashtag.palimpsest - So paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals fall off the optimal health spectrum, chief.palimpsest
- I weigh 102 kilos, about 17 more than my optimum. Yes, 17 extra kilos is felt in the knees at 47. Yes lifestyle change is the ticket.jagara
- I'm right below you. I'm at 15 extra keys from my race weight but my only 10kg over my "natural weight". Knees are fine so far but losing a few couldn't hurt.palimpsest
- What I'm saying is that at 70kg you're not necessarily healthier than at 74kg. Just as as 0 alcohol at all doesn't make you healthier than drinking 1 glass/weekpalimpsest
- And to make it extra clear: Paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals are bullshit.palimpsest
- hey there chief, the average american would go to the doc over overweight knee pain so again, go fuck yourself, docimbecile
- and let us not forget... https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- i mean, i know you're proud of yourself for duplicating and distributing qbn content, but that doesn't make it right. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯imbecile
- Yeah, I forgot I was slanging qbn content on the slide.
My bad, chief!palimpsest - Let it be noted that you're getting your rocks off from my very own "duplicated and distributed content", champ. Enjoy!palimpsest
- palimpsest the kind a guy to drink diet soda then get bariatric surgery. my bad, chief. i didn't mean to question your lifestyleimbecile
- just fyi, pepto bismol isn't a digestiveimbecile
- Never had either of them, skippy.
Let's keep the drama to a minimal. You know where to find me.palimpsest - https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- Should be using 'big guy' or 'big man' instead of champ and chief.misterhow
- He'll get there, eventually.palimpsest
- We've got names on deck: Champ, Chief, Bud, Captain, Big Guy, Pal, Sport, Tiger, Skippy, Scooter, Ace, Boss, Kiddo, Junior, Partner, Sparky, Slick.palimpsest
- Big guy (man) is awfully quiet as is his custom now.palimpsest
- I could get the Strava running group *up and running* again if big man is up for a challenge.palimpsest
- You know, "for health".palimpsest
- I've picked the right window, hopefully not too late. I'm also about 15 over for a 6 footer.ephix
- Wait, what were you talking about again?CyBrainX
- ben98-2
Going to bed is the best thing in the World
- nb3
Suddenly out of nowhere, my absolute #1 favorite forum is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cleanin…
Didn’t see that coming
- Krassy13
- at 9:30pmKrassy
- Age 57: sneak out of the pub to get home
Age 87: sneaksted - I do love a good French Exit.Wolfboy
- 27: The Irish Exit is a hilarious game.
37: The Irish Exit is a craft so polished that you list it on your CV.garbage - @garbage i'm still sorry :)sted
- Age 97: sneakmaquito
- Age 107: snakemaquito
- have a party at home...neverscared
- flolgarbage
- jagara6
Single eyebrow hairs going rogue.
- bainbridge6
My parents are in their 70s and talk about being old. I didn't know it would happen this fast, and to them too.
I'm almost 40 and feel tired.
I'm single and feel like there's so much to do.
But also would like to raise a child and feel too old to start. But am also single.
But also I've done so much and life seems meaningless now and like I've had a good run.
Time and life is odd.
- You’re not old to old to have a child, I’m 44 and have a 3 year old daughter. But you will feel even more tired. And you’ll never find your life meaningless.dmay
- “Old to old”... it’s 22:30 and the 3 years old is still running around the living room... I’m tired...dmay
- Had the same "mood" and discussed with a few buddies today over coffee and they confirmed it. It's a thing apparently, you're not alonegrafician
- 48 and have a 4-year-old. I'm a better Dad today than I was with others—14 &18.misterhow
- 42 with a 3yr and 3m. 100% with dmayrobotinc
- Enjoy your 40s. They'll seem like your youth when you're in your 50s looking back.formed
- If your parents are in their 70s they must have been nearly as old as you when you were born right? Stop being such a wimp...yuekit
- Doing the math that's about a decade's difference.palimpsest
- He said "in their 70s" so it could be 0-9 years.yuekit
- We need to get to the bottom of this.
How old were your parents when they had you, bainbridge?palimpsest - Technically it's possible that Bainbridge's parents were older than him when he was born based on what he said. "I'm almost 40" how old is almost?yuekit
- You were right! There could have never been a decade's difference. min:4, max:7.
https://observablehq…palimpsest - Technically we both were. You said "nearly as old as you" and I said "about a decade".
I'm only closer by one point. :Ppalimpsest - lol, well doneyuekit
- Bainbridge what do you have to say about all this?yuekit
- It's also possible Bainbride just turned 36 while the parents are nearly 80. You really need to do the analysis on the day level to get an accurate number.yuekit
- Don't tempt me.palimpsest