Signs your getting old?
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- Akagiyama12
So, as I'm getting older, I'm obviously getting wrinkly, a bit dried out in places, so I use a simple daily cocoa butter cream so I don't look like a creep with ashy legs and elbows.
Got a new one today, and opened up the foil lid inside with every intention of just pulling the lid back on and using it tonight after a shower.
But then, for some fucking reason, my dumb ass, instead of just throwing the foil away...decided to let my old swiss cheese brain take over and convince my arm, hand, and mouth that I had just opened a yogurt.
You guys, I fucking LICKED the cocoa butter body lotion off the foil.
What the fuck??
- bainbridge0
You're surprised that basic white girls have hand tattoos now
- bainbridge1
- He was fantastic as Lockjaw. A well deserved Oscar.renderedred
- bainbridge9
- He worked at a shoe store and had a hot stay at home wife. And had a daughter smarter than today’s president._niko
- as a kid I never understood why he was avoiding Pegmxhxr
- They weren’t supposed to be poor. Just working class and not rich like the Huxtablesmonospaced
- Roseanne was poor.monospaced
- He's not poor but he works retailbainbridge
- Yeah he had a stable job that supported basic shit. He couldn’t enjoy the high life, but he wasn’t struggling hard.monospaced
- fooler6
I bought cork insoles for my Vans before a concert I knew I was going to have to stand for at least 3 hours for.
- FLOL! That's hilarous, but hey at least you're going to concerts still, and those shoes have no support anyways.canoe
- I don't know why we picked trend over comfort - I mean did you skakeboard wearing a pair of Chuck Taylors? The worst.canoe
- tila cork insoles, thanks old man.
I've had preciesly one pair of converse, a couple of years back - never again. They lasted less than three months.Nairn - rock on man!renderedred
- I have 6 pairs of Hokas, and couldn't have happier feet.kaiyohtee
- After 30+ years of skate shoes every day, my feet gave out. My podiatrist had me get New Balance Fresh Foam 1080s with superfeet insoles. I feel like a kook...nocomply
- But my feet are doing better now!nocomply
- bainbridge1
When you see old pics of an old lady you know and find out she used to be hot
- PonyBoy1
Somehow I left my beta blocker refill in the console of the car and my wife's 35 mins away @ work. I killed my normal morning caffeine before realizing I didn't have them and I'm a crazy shaky mess this morning w/my heart feeling like it's about to blow through my chest... good times!!!
- prophetone2
I’ve been going to the gym pretty much every day now doing treadmill cardio, then hitting weights pretty hard until failure. Sometimes I push my luck by lifting heavier than usual and while that’s all in good when I wake up the next morning, I can feel my skeleton lol
- You need recovery time and do streching.ApeRobot
- I do stretch but maybe not enough, i’ve allowed a day or two when the joints are screamin, and the muscles are ...gleamin?prophetone
- mort_9
- On a school night?!duckseason
- This past Sat I went to see a friend's band playing out. Started at 9pm!stoplying
- THIS calls for the rare after dinner espresso / double espresso.ideaist
- caps MATTERstoplying
- fooler1
I do not get the hype around the Band Geese. I kind of love that a gritty rock band is making noise and I love their influences like Velvet Underground, Television and even Sonic Youth but they're just OK.
- 3D Country is a solid record. The kids can play, too. You have to put the work in but it's worth it imo.stoplying
- Theres a 'from the basement' performance here...https://youtu...
It's really good. My son showed me I was skeptical at first...Morning_star - ...but really enjoy them now. However, they ain't nothing new. But what is?Morning_star
- https://youtu.be/qIo…Morning_star
- The first comment on that YouTube link is "OK. I get it now."CyBrainX
- The second..."Let that lady play extended solos' ... I concur.Morning_star
- I'm so old that I've never heard of them!sab
- bainbridge3
Regretting mistakes you made 15 years ago
- I've had a pretty consistent amount of regrets over the course of my life. It's not a small amount either.CyBrainX
- d_gitale8
I am building a petanque court in my garden.
- Is that a type of ballroom?mort_
- Yes you could call it thatd_gitale
- :)mort_
- I only know this because that's what those two old men played by the river in Disco Elysium.garbage
- <looks up pentanque and Disco Elysium>CyBrainX
- those balls are heavy and need picking up all the time. Young man's game.Fax_Benson
- bainbridge2
I don't really know what this 6 7 thing is and haven't actually seen anyone say it in person.
- There was a whole South Park episode about it.CyBrainX
- I think nobody actually knows.renderedred
- i know what it meansKrassy
- canoe1
Doing yoga, and your body feels like a brick.
- Like a brick? I want to be flexible like a feather... I'm looking at basic exercises to improve flexibility (·•᷄_•᷅ )OBBTKN
- Samecanoe
- I got a ways to go!canoe
- Cringe boss********
- Working out is cringe? Damn dude you're just a big ol bag full of loser aren't ya?YakuZoku
- yoga is so cringe, all those positions are so ickcanoe
