Signs your getting old?
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- pockets4
- Oh hell, I thought you guys were fucking around with the “Found the Cat” I stared at this fucker for 5 min, looking at every pixel and still didn’t see it.Ramanisky2
- It took me about 8 seconds but I don't get the point.CyBrainX
- its because your oldpockets
- you'repockets
- same Ram lolmonospaced
- Ram samested
- Friend in her late '20s found the cat in like 3 secondsgrafician
- XDpango
- So far 20s and late 50s are fastest.monospaced
- Ramanisky211
Do you sometimes forget ahh..ummmm .. words?
- yupYakuZoku
- Names, peoples fucking names. It drives me insane.Morning_star
- ^ the names of famous people is such a painful one for me. It’s brutal.Ramanisky2
- ^ You know? that guy who was in Oceans 11 and Seven....what's his fucking name :-)Morning_star
- ^ yup ... and yet you remember the movies name lolRamanisky2
- only if they are not important enuf to remember...neverscared
- How do you word?pango
- Always did, so I'm at an advantage in this case.kalkal
- Yesdmay
- Yes, l occasionally go into Jeff Goldblum mode.Akagiyama
- I forgot Jeff Goldblum's name a few days ago.CyBrainX
- kalkal1
Started getting bi-weekly skin fades to hide the greys on the sides. Suspect I'm going to look like a badger within 5 years.
- embrace the greyGnash
- I would if it wasn't a sparse speckle, looks like that recycled plastic shit.kalkal
- My hair turned 100% gray by the time I was 22. I've been dying it ever since. No one has ever known. Now I am at the age where no gray looks strange.....formed
- I dye it every 3 weeks when I get a haircut. Good ol' L'Oreal is cheap enough.formed
- I mean, I guess I'm lucky that I only just started getting this problem at the very least - how do you dye your short hair without also dying your scalp?kalkal
- pango3
my weekly loop.
up to no good the entire week.
sleeps on sunday.- Pango .. you party animalRamanisky2
- nahh i just can't sleeppango
- utopian1
My nightly loop for this entire year...
Off to bed at 3:30am
Wake up at 9:00am ... bathroom
Wide awake at 11:00am ... time for coffee
- Ramanisky21
My nightly loop for this entire year..
Off to bed at 10:00pm
Wake up at 3:00am .. bathroom
Wide awake at 6:00am .. time for coffee.
- doggydoggdog6
I just want to retire and make art.
What's a job that pays like $40k and is part time like 3 days a week?
Would cover my bills and let me keep my lifestyle.
- street pharmacistpango
- cam girlYakuZoku
- onlyfanpango
- CamBoyRamanisky2
- OnlyGrampsRamanisky2
- OnlyDaddiespango
- OnlyCamsephil
- sell feet pics.pango
- Rich grannies' toy-boyOBBTKN
- sell carpet shampoohans_glib
- lollypop man, postie? get your shifts over and done with before the day starts.microkorg
- Crypto. Trust memilfhunter
- Real Estate Photographer.bezoar
- SodomBucket.Nairn
- Sell the art?imbecile
- Wedding PhotographerRamanisky2
- That’s what I do for my employees. They are there for the 3 days I need em and can pursue their hobbies 4 days out of the weektoemaas
- This one isn't related to age.CyBrainX
- doggydoggdog1
I'm waking up at 4am now
- doggydoggdog-2
My hands don't feel the same, like they're swollen.
- doggydoggdog-2
I'm tired all the time, my stomach has some fat
- OBBTKN5
I have 5 days of holiday, perfect to take the bike and do some routes...
But it's cold and it's raining heavily, so I've decided to put the Christmas dishes in advance, in the heat of the fireplace, and fill the freezer.
A perfect excuse to get a little drunk and rest for once!
- NBQ00-4
How do you dye short beard stubble? I have a bit of grey hairs there but nothing extreme. Still it makes me look a little older than necessary.
But seems pointless to dye when I trim it every other day and it's not a lush beard but just a stubble?
- I use latex house paintYakuZoku
- I use Rust-Oleum spray paintutopian
- blackened onion dustFax_Benson
- grey in your 20's, gene therapy may help?fadein11
- I never said I was in my 20'sNBQ00
- oh, my badfadein11
- Don't do it. I have a friend that dies his beard and ended up looking like Billy Maysfooler
- Girls love gray hair, at least mine does ;)OBBTKN
- sharpiespango
- also girls appreciates consistency. make sure you dye your pubes as well.pango
- Dye your head grey so it matches.bezoar
- Grey reducing beard wash. Use when you shower each time. Looks mor natural but over time darkens.falcadia
- Falcadia, which product any recommendations?NBQ00
- Just For Men Control GX Grey Reducing Beard Wash Shampoo, Gradually Colors Mustache and Beard, Leaves Facial Hair Softer and Fuller.falcadia
- https://www.amazon.c…falcadia
- lajj14
My kid and my GF are leaving for a short trip to her parent's for 2 days. Cant wait to finish work and get home to deep clean the living room's carpet with this new shampoo and shopvac attachment I just ordered.
- Yes!monospaced
- Looking forward to updates!whatthefunk
- So jealous! Don't forget to spray some ScotchGard for carpets afterwards!nbq
- lolYakuZoku
- ha haNutter
- lol, I had last sunday to myself and spent the day in housepants doing overdue chores... it was great.Nairn
- living the dream!dmay
- We are all slowly turning into our grandmothers.ideaist
- Tell me more about the shopvac attachment you mentioned.fooler
- Wife wife left for the weekend and I spent 20 hours reorganizing and cleaning the basement and garage.monospaced
- Pics or it didn't happen.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky28
- No joke, this is a trend amongst the high school boys around here. Saw a bunch of them after school wearing these out in the freezing cold. With socks.monospaced
- sexy afnbq
- Let me tell you how comfy these are with the memory foam and I’ve had no issues with frozen cold feet pain. My toes are loving it.Ramanisky2
- Level up with these ankle warmers: https://www.ugg.com/…skinny_puppy
- Oh I’ve had some version of this for years. It’s my winter work from home shoe.monospaced
- RIP Ramoey_oey
- ^ lol ... yupRamanisky2
- get yourself some leg warmers
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - That’s hot pangoRamanisky2
- not hot. Warm!pango
- lol @pangoskinny_puppy
- my heels would get too coldmicrokorg
- ^ :D that's why leg warmers come inpango
- BonSeff10
Pitchfork - The 50 Best Albums of 2023
https://pitchfork.com/features/l…Who the fuck are any of these artists?
- Pitchfork Top50 is nonsense to me since many years nowHAL9001
- more to the point, why is their music so drearily derivative?hans_glib
- if you don't know new blue sun, you must be willfully ignorant. andré 3000 on the flute!imbecile
- I know of only 4 of those names. I reckon the rest are all made up!sab
- I wonder how many of these “artists” can read or write music, or even play an instrument.monospaced
- I know 8.webazoot
- Back in my day we made up names that made sense, not this jibber jabber nonsense today!hydro74
- like being able to read music means a single fucking thing. Johnny Cash couldn't read a lick of music. mono, with the aboslute lib scolding banger yet again.face_melter
- We expect rappers to not be able to read music but even Yanni can’t read music and he makes orchestral masterpieces...ok new age bullshit but still_niko
- That Jaimie Branch album at 28 is amazingIanbolton
- I do like end of year recaps like this. Bleep.com was always good for electro stuff. I don't have the time to keep up these daysIanbolton
- @face, he could play an instrument, face, and he had a solid understanding of timing, melody, chords, harmony, etcmonospaced
- rappers are artists, but not exactly 'musicians' in the traditional sense as they are really just rapping, not making musicmonospaced
- Finally, I never said it had anything to do with anhythin ... it was only a question. The fact you got triggered AF into a little BITCH hissy fit is all on you.monospaced
- MrT3
I occasionally wander around the house with noise-cancelling headphones on, no music, just to see what being a bit deaf might be like. Bonus sign if I'm also just in my undercrackers.
- autoflavour3
walking down my front path yesterday in the rain and slipped the tiniest amount, like less than 10cm.. didn't fall, but twisted my torso in a way which totally fucked my back.
spent all day in bed yesterday, back at work today but still crazy sore and stiff.. sitting in a office chair isn't making it any better.
FML
- Ah it happens dude. I was helping install cables on a job in the woods, slipped a fucker but kept my balance doing some weird splits. Also days of pain :-(PhanLo
- literally feel your pain... one leg went wahey and slid out in front of me this morning and i've absolutely fucked my knee...._me_
- its just so stupid.. like I barely slipped, and its just endless pain at the momentautoflavour
- oey_oey1
When you're peeing while sitting and suddenly you fart and you start shitting before you even finish peeing.
- sounds funAQUTE
- The worst part is having to then excuse yourself from the table.palimpsest
- ^lolYakuZoku
- hydro745
- $432 including taxes and insurance.capn_ron
- I've heard of mortgage insurance but taxes? You get a tax right-off for mortgage interest.CyBrainX
- Trump made sure to remove the tax write off immediately after taking office.monospaced