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- drgs2
Considering investing in a tiny vaccum cleaner to vacuum myself and my couch when Im having snacks
Let's discuss this. Write down your thoughts in the notes to the right
- Just don't eat like a pig********
- Get a dogscarabin
- Aunt Martha had one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/…
great cleaners.uan - Dustbuster for you, buddy.Continuity
- I talked my partner into a Dyson mini thing and she still thanks mehardhat
- The Dyson mini is no fucking joke. I never thought a vacuum gun could be so fun.garbage
- Found that the batteries in these little dysons die pretty quick.microkorg
- ...usually JUST out of warranty.microkorg
- Hmmdrgs
- @micro Been there. Probably the charger. We swapped ours, and it is good as new.garbage
- +1 scarabinMrT
- Just don't eat like a pig
- stewart-3
So, this is the new "woke" design style? I can't believe this motivates people to join climate strikes.
- SimonFFM6
Out for a new production. This thing is around the block. I had to laugh.
- Do it!scarabin
- waiting for a review!Squiddy
- looks fun
https://imgur.com/a/…Squiddy - Hot tub water looks brown.utopian
- Do they refill the tub with fresh beer for every customer, or is it like in a pool, the beer is reused?drgs
- I'm guessing its diluted beerdrgs
- @SimonFFM
I'm in Prague, reach out to me!!!palimpsest - ^ I'm happy to act as facilitator, Simon, since I have your number ... just say the word!Continuity
- hmm smells like yeast infectionBeeswax
- scarabin3
User and band names i thought of but have no use for
Jen O’ Cide
Helen BackThe Penetrating Gaze
Syndrome of a Downs- dick rogers and the cock dodgersIanbolton
- ^oey_oey
- Helen Back is fucking dopeautoflavour
- ^MrT
- newcunt-5
SEERS 2025 Plandemic
- Give up.
https://apnews.com/a…Continuity - Debate?palimpsest
- Set?robotinc
- get help
go see a psychiatristpango - you are not well.pango
- Do you mean like training exercise on 911, 7/7 and the Boston bombings on the exact day that the real things happened?newcunt
- Or the training exercise in the Rockefeller lockstep document that mimicked what happened a year later with covid?newcunt
- You're bolstering my point, not countering it...newcunt
- Though people like you let Google think for them now so if you search what I've said they'll tell you it's just a conspiracy and you'll believe it.newcunt
- It's common knowledge that the vax doesn't stop transmission or contraction and has injured millions so I honestly don't even know how this is still a debatenewcunt
- Brainwashing works, I guess.newcunt
- This, my friends, is what Orwell called the thought police... https://fullfact.org…newcunt
- Just a coincidence, nothing to see here, go and take your 6th jab that doesn't work...newcunt
- There are so many people that took the jab that have now woken up and realise it was a mistake but I guess that hasn't happened here yetnewcunt
- Sad timesnewcunt
- They just woke up one day and realized it's a mistake? What made them think it's a mistake?pango
- You know what's more possible? People walking up one day and realized they don't have a sex swing. Reminded by the absence of it everyday. Wake up people!!!pango
- Some of you genuinely don't realise what utter half wits you are, it's astounding.newcunt
- I know right!? Unlike you and me. We see the world for what it is!!pango
- Hilarious. You did a funny joke rather than having a serious conversation. You're so brave.newcunt
- Why. Thanks :)pango
- Mock and scoff like the blind fool you are. One day you'll look back with shame and regret. Until then, best of luck.newcunt
- Set a reminder and get back to us.
Then.palimpsest - I tried getting your message across via a debate but you ran away like a little bitch.palimpsest
- You're the dumb cunt who couldn't come up with a single worthwhile argument or piece of evidence but instead rambled on tomatoes...newcunt
- ... and you've somehow convinced yourself you one a debate? LOLnewcunt
- Won..newcunt
- See now you can pick up on my working error rather than providing an intelligent response... LOL. Easy win for you again, I guess? HAHAnewcunt
- Utter moron. I saw your qbn mugs anyway, that's the second I stopped responding to you. Little low testosterone insecure mentally ill beta male cunt.newcunt
- Give up.
- OBBTKN6
I've started watching Frasier again. Love it :)
- I re-watch it every few years. Always a good giggle.Continuity
- I do that with Eastbound and DownYakuZoku
- There's a new series in the offing. And with Nicholas Lyndhust, no less..zardoz
- Such a weird show: Grammer is a fucking lunatic in real life, but he had an unimaginably fucked up childhood. The best part of the show is the dad and the doggarbage
- and Grammer hated it because he thought Eddie was stealing his screen time, lol. Also least accurate depiction of Seattle weather ever.garbage
- Yeah, Grammer's childhood was astonishing. Regardless of his present-day lunacy, it's a testament to his inner strength that he kept on after all that.Continuity
- I disagree with almost everything he believes in, but I do respect him as a man. That shit would have crushed me. Also he told Conan he wears thongs lol.garbage
- lost me at tossed salad and scrambled eggskingsteven
- Was it some kind of euphemism? I never did understand that linescarabin
- @scara Nah, it was meant to be a nonsense line. Nothing about tossed salad and scrambled eggs makes sense, and he deals with nonsense callers every day.garbage
- jagara4
In your opinion, what percentage of Netflix is gold, what is mediocre, what is trash?
I'd say 5/20/75
- 2 | 33 | 65Morning_star
- 24/05/23palimpsest
- 10/10/73Continuity
- 77/33kingsteven
- 2 | 45 | 53
just because I couldn't copy Morning_starMrT - 1/49/50YakuZoku
- @Continuity is that your date of birth?Krassy
- Possibly?Continuity
- Bell curvemisterhow
- drgs0
Largest aircraft carrier in the world USS Gerald R. Ford is visiting Oslo. I'm reading an interview with an American soldier who "can't wait to taste local food"
Little does he know Norwegian food is the worst food hehe
https://thenorwayguide.com/norwa…Discuss
- hence the lack of obesity and heart disease, no?whatthefunk
- I hear that the water is special.utopian
- It's not that the food is bad, it's just that the selection of Norwegian dishes is poor and narrowdrgs
- Objectively the worst cuisines are those of horse/reindeer herders, who boil everything and eat the whole animaldrgs
- meh. dutch food is way worsehans_glib
- Dutch food is mostly fine. German food, on the other hand ... lacks imagination.Continuity
- When Lidl tried to enter the Norwegian market, the Norwegians thought the food was too exoticdrgs
- The first and only time Lidl failed
https://www.achieva.…
Thats how narrow norwegian tastes aredrgs - It's a pretty sad state of affairs when German food is considered exotic. Oh, boy.Continuity
- that's fucking gold, drgs. thanksNairn
- When he says "Norwegian food", he really means Norwegian pussy.BusterBoy
- And by 'Norwegian pussy' he really means stuffing as many lemmings down his pants as possible.Nairn
- i_monk1
Adjourned until Monday, then deliberations begin and we'll likely be sequestered overnight.
- Is the pizza decent, at least?Continuity
- Orgy potentialGnash
- Nairn0
quarter past six.
my partner phoned up in a panic, demanding to know wtf i'd not picked my daughter up from the nursery at six. I'm sat there at work just doing my thing.
I think back and realise I've not technically agreed anything with her - instead, simply assumed that because i left home late this morning so's she could Do Her Thang, that would mean I could stay a bit later.
So she's going off at me and I'm mortified, with a cold spasm running through me, despite.. not thinking I'm particularly at fault, because context-applied.. but still, doubt.. and I'm remonstrating with her because Blind Panic as i've failed my family (maybe?) and tens of seconds of this shit goes on and I'm just like "Hold on. You've got to be fucking kidding me, right?!"
And so she laughs, puts the phone down to my daughter who's just being a giddy asshole in the park and er' indoors is just being a real fucking twat.
So she responds with the couple of times I've played the same sort of trick with her - but here's the thing.. I let that go on for two sentences. "Oh, I thought it was YOUR turn?!". 'oh hahaha' etc Ten seconds tops. I mean, eight, if we're being literal. NOT FUCKING A NEAR MINUTE, YOU PSYCHOPATH.
I love my partner, but she's got a really poor sense of timing. Or maybe she doesn't.
- Chuck her and the kid, start fresh.i_monk
- ^ the nuclear optionContinuity
- 'chuck her' lol :)
You just sent me back 30+ years :)Nairn - PoloniumOBBTKN
- If I remember right, your wife is Italian, right? Ok, so you're screwed :)OBBTKN
- I've known that for a decade, man :)Nairn
- and people wonder how murder suicides happenautoflavour
- i_monk0
The new aesthetic was 12 years ago. Didn't we have a thread for it?
- ********0
"Black Lives Matter Risks Going Bankrupt"
Fingers crossed!
- Gardener3
I still have fond memories of a pretty bizarre night 37 years ago, Laurie was performing an audio-visual feast that was way ahead of the times. The films and music in the performance were promoting her then new film Home of The Brave, it was a magical eye-popping spectacle.
- Gardener1
stump #1 is up, took 3 hours of hacking & digging!
- Unique solution suggestion: Get a heavy duty rachet strap and loop it to the next tree. Those things can move cars.garbage
- No joke, cut a little into it, and then crank that think and you'll hear an uproot. Then you only have to cut out the last one.garbage
- *crank that thinggarbage
- https://www.familyha…Gnash
- ^ that’s what I did using my car JackGnash
- woah, great tips! thank youGardener
- Brilliantscarabin
- scarabin5
You guys ever see these in your area? I’ll pay you to catch and ship ‘em to me. They’re apparently common but not here, and nobody sells them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wo…
- $20-30 bounty per live specimen plus all packaging and shipping costs if you can find anyscarabin
- no thankspango
- https://www.sbs.com.…pango
- scar trying to get us killed...sad!oey_oey
- Never Skip Legs Day!utopian
- pretty common here, but not sure they'd make it across the atlantic.kingsteven
- Lol, I killed one a few days ago. I normally let spiders run free, I only kill those and yellow sacs because of the risk of them biting the dogs.garbage
- They are a rare sight, but mostly because the yellow sacs get to them first. Sacs killed my free range orb weaver, Katya. They die on sight.garbage
- My current ranger is a giant house spider that is probably mopping up all of the woodlouses. I saw a sac this morning.garbage
- So Slippy is probably doing a molt behind a painting somewhere. If I see one, I will catch it.garbage
- Lol nice. I’m going out hunting today, hope to cop a few for the vivarium to keep isopod population under controlscarabin
- Happy hunting! I'll keep my eyes peeled.garbage
- Will spiders of different species fight each otherdrgs
- Yeah, they'll eat each other. Yellow sacs are tiny little bastards. They make a little cocoon during the day, at night they eat their hammock and go hunting.garbage
- They will kill the pictured spider if it is unfortunate enough to wander inside. Noticed that if I let a giant house spider roam..garbage
- ..there are more empty cocoons in the corners of my ceiling.garbage
- TIL that what we call potato bugs are actually woodlice. And that they go by a different name everywhere. And that they’re not insects but crustaceans_niko
- Found one of these this morning! Was on the way out unfortunately and was barely moving. Pretty common here in Southern Ontario.Centigrade
- I would send you one, but cross-border creature trading.... no idea how that works.Centigrade
- @niko Must be a local nomenclature. "Potato bug" could mean anything from a Jerusalem Cricket to a Rolly Polly. This is a woodlouse spider..garbage
- ..because that's their main prey.garbage
- bainbridge0
What's a good salary for:
Print designer of luxury brand, works with one digital designer
Report to creative director
20 employee company
Los Angeles
- BusterBoy0
Something's died in my roof about 3 days ago...probably a rat or a possum...and it fucken stinks to high heaven. Only one room has been affected...but of course it's the high traffic room in the house!
No chance in hell I'm getting up there...tiny little hole in the ceiling I'd need to squeeze through...zero chance.
So the candles are on...doors open despite the cold, and we wait it out. I'm hoping no more than 2-3 more days. Any longer I'll be beside myself.
- Probably left its shirt on while taking a dumpsausages
- you know you can always call someone to come help with thatmonospaced
- stewart0
Go to https://fonts.google.com/icons
Select weight 100, grade 0, optical size 20.
Click on the 'Home' icon. Download .svg and have a laugh.
- Gardener1
I went to a huge auction today which was 90% military stuff like knives, swords etc, where my only interest lay with a few lots of old punk and new wave posters. I always go to these things knowing my limits as I always do, but these posters which were near the end of the auction finished at a crazy prices. I know there were a couple of others of interest in with the main lot I had my eye on including a couple of Throbbing Gristle advertising flyers and that was maybe what tipped it over, I had left a commission bid of £100 but was prepared for being flexible to £150, how wrong I was...
The lot finished a £620!!! incredible.
There were some Runaways (as above) and Sex Pistols posters too but that lot went for £520 when my commission bid was £50.
It's probably the market these days where old punks have the disposable income to pay over the odds for stuff they lost 45 years ago when their mum painted their bedrooms (perhaps) or the online market is strong enough to buy high and still resell at a profit.
This Rezillos poster looked suspiciously like a very similar one that has been reproduced and is on Ebay for a tenner but £140 for it, erm, no thanks.
There were a couple of A3 sized flyer/newsletters from Belfast's old Good Vibrations record shop but again I was way out with my bid of £30 as they went for £130.
A box with some Stiff Records and one by an obscure Scottish new wave band went for £520, which made a laughing stock of my £40 estimate.- this shit takes me to town. wildkingsteven
- that ass thoautoflavour