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- NBQ00-6
My female co-worker who is sitting next to me has this habit of constantly turning her phone towards me when she checks her Whatsapp messages. She doesn't hold the phone straight towards her but turns it so I could potentially see her screen.
It's very unusual and seems almost as if she's trying to make me jealous or something. I know she's dating some guy but I believe it's just casual.
Yesterday I noticed she did it again and then quickly turned her head to me looking if I'm looking at her phone.
- Sure it turns her on. "Look, looook at meee... Lookatmyscreen!! Are you gay or whaaat?"OBBTKN
- 110% lifelikested
- She wants to check you out on the screen's reflectiondmay
- lolNBQ00
- Get a 'Anti Spy Screen Protector for iPhone' leave it on her desk for her to see next morning. Optional post-it note with "You need this, I don't need you."shapesalad
- whats with the reoccurring theme of female accidently placing their phone in a position convenient for you to sneak peak?pango
- Maybe he's placing his head and eyes in the position to witness their screens. And cleavage.shapesalad
- Loolllll pangoNBQ00
- if it keep happening, one might question if it's really accident. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯pango
- She wants the Ddrgs
- neverscared-2
i got shampoo in my eyes ... it´s the worst thing happening for a long long time...
- https://www.trvst.wo…uan
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- La Di Da Di...Don't cry...dry...your eyes!utopian
- i_monk19
Enrolled in a game dev course for the summer, Unity basics for 2D and 3D.
- Fun!scarabin
- sweet! I always wanted to get into UnityYakuZoku
- Online or live ?Gnash
- Doo eet! I wish I had time to play with a game engine properly :( Seems like these frameworks are good to learn for more than just games too these days..Nairn
- Nicecannonball1978
- I'm jealousPonyBoy
- Queen Latiifah loves U.N.I.T.Y.stoplying
- Lol stoplying_niko
- Online.i_monk
- scarabin6
building a dam should be called "beaving"
- NBQ000
The Metaverse can suck my dick.
Discuss
- Nope.Nairn
- It probably will.shapesalad
- I would never leavedrgs
- Can it suck ones dick now? Is it a possibility? Is it an in-app purchase?jagara
- asking for a friend who wants his dick sucked by the internetjagara
- Someone's mom will be jealous.Longcopylover
- PonyBoy18
I got my new iPhone 13 pro max thing yesterday... didn't activate it until about 2am this morning right before taking my dog on our nightly walk (we go out for about 45 mins between 2 and 4am nearly every morning).
I obviously need to learn how to use these new features (and I realize that HDR is more than likely turned on - sorry for the oversaturated nonsense)... just fucking around tho — the night exposure settings let you create some cool shots that you couldn't take just an iteration or two down in phones.
- Grand!Nairn
- woah, lovely shotsfadein11
- Fog w light is so beautiful! What do they look like when you look at them full res in Ps?formed
- I've got a library of gorgeous sunrises (view from my office), but when I open in Ps you can tell it was on a phone.formed
- Lovely shots! Makes me want to move back to somewhere with fog.formed
- Very cool ... my iphone11 takes some decent nighttime pics but not as good as theseRamanisky2
- Nice!Gnash
- beautifully moody imagesdopepope
- Stunning_niko
- The covered bridge one is nice!fooler
- Lovely!sea_sea
- Super nice.
+ another for 2am walkies.MrT - thx all <3
formed, some of them open quite nicely in Ps... sharp / clean... but yeah — there's still some of that 'shot on a phone' blending / grain going onPonyBoy - So moody. Love them!Continuity
- Use Halide.app and shoot rawgrafician
- Did you bump into E.T.?faxion
- Awesome shots! Your dog was probably like "Why the fuck do we keep stopping???"elahon
- Fantastic shots! The new low light capabilities of the iPhones is crazy.Chimp
- BonSeff6
Wow, look what I found. RIP
- Transfatty died?scarabin
- I thought he did, if not, I feel terrible for the RIP. I thought I remembered reading that.BonSeff
- yeah I was trippin' off that tooYakuZoku
- He's still tickin'!dopepope
- His doc about his struggle with ALS, Transfatty Lives, is sad, but very good. Seems unavailable to stream atm unfortunately. https://www.facebook…pusherbot
- #deepspacemayoprophetone
- amazingly transfatty is still taking names. he's fkn inspiringsea_sea
- Always thought he was part of a collective with UPSO and Praystationhydro74
- scarabin0
any of you ever run a kickstarter and have any tips or experience to share?
- so far this seems like an elaborate way to pay a middleman to take preorders for youscarabin
- Does Kickstarter do any kind of promotion off their site? Never thought of it before. It's just a platform and middleman but doesn't seem to do anything.i_monk
- Hmm. According to kickstarter, 10-30% of backers come from within their site. Looks like some folks just like to browse around and back thingsscarabin
- I think people browse the site in various categories, for interesting items an concepts to back. But ultimately, the promotion is your job.jagara
- It provides a convenient platform.jagara
- Easy to donate if you’ve used KS before is how they come up with that 10-30% number. More likely to spend if I’m already using the platform.imbecile
- I’d rather you just have a PayPal link on a website that tells me what my money is for. I prefer the seller get most of the funds.imbecile
- OBBTKN2
Just received a message from our electric co.; they're going to cut the service from 8 to 11am next monday...
On a Monday? Why not during weekend?
I will have to get up at 4 or 5 to be able to get the work done, merde!
- because fuck you that's why!
:)pango - Even the Lord rested on the seventh day.palimpsest
- I've worked through those kind of interruptions without noticing using laptop battery and cell phone internet.uan
- Pffft. The lord was clearly a pussy.
Gotta hustle, amirite?Continuity
- because fuck you that's why!
- jagara0
The (for lack of a better, less worn-out term) hipster aestetic is so fucking predictable and uniform these days. My neighborhood, for example, is in full gentrification mode. And, as usual:
Lots of coffee shops with designer logos and cool and/or edgy sounding names, open. Twenty-somethings convene here and sit with their macbooks, in fahionable, casual attire. People riding electric skateboards or similar.
Boutiques and tiny art galleries selling neatly framed graphic art and design objects.
Startups in warehouses, usually something to do with micro brewed organic this-or-the-other kombucha energy drinks, or something-something sustainable mycelium electric bike handlebars this-or-the-other.
It's has been more or less the same looking shit surrounded by the same looking people for the last 15 years at least (let's call it 20). And it looks the same in Warsaw, Berlin, Tbilisi or Stockholm etc. as it does in Copenhagen.
I have no beef with the above, apart from it being stale, uniform, predictable and boring.
Signs I'm getting old, maybe.
- having a Dan Ashcroft moment?
https://www.youtube.…Bluejam - I can relate deeply to that video, and have watched multiple times. Except I don't necessarily find the aforementioned people idiots per se.jagara
- I just want them to switch it up already. Make up new shit.jagara
- sounds nice, where is it, i want move there.shapesalad
- well don't worry, next 50 years we will are reverting on globalisation, so expect local stuff to come back in fashion.shapesalad
- The internet plus globalization killed anything unique********
- Keep in mind that many of those art galleries and design shops are run at a loss, by young people who have trust funds to keep the biz afloat********
- @jagara lust some ideas of what you’d like to see insteadKrassy
- Something that tries harder to be its own local and unique thing. Something less bland and lazy.jagara
- for example?Krassy
- (not challenging you; genuinely curious what you would prefer to see)Krassy
- Simply something new. Remember when Nirvana killed hair metal overnight with Lithium? It was incredibly surprising and refreshing.jagara
- Then a barrage of copycat grunge bands made the whole Seattle thing boring after half a decade. Then something new and interesting emerged.jagara
- I just feel like they been doing the same thing for more than a decade.jagara
- K cool, I see what you meanKrassy
- Totally MexicoChimp
- Same thing is happening my barrio too. I’d like to see more useful shops that sell vegetables or a decent fishmonger. Anything but another bar.Chimp
- Perhaps a greengrocer that employed people with disabilities, for example...Chimp
- Love this. I got tired of seeing the uniforms in the first 3 years. It feels more cultish now and more and more fake with no meaning behindBeeswax
- You could transport someone from 20 years ago to today and they wouldn’t look that out of place. Not like 1980 to 2000Chimp
- I think this ties in with a post drgs made recently. We'e reached a widely-horizontal culture point where every extant sub-culture's available and as new as ...Nairn
- ...as it is old to each emergent generation, so genuinely novel or massive changes will happen at a slower and slower pace.Nairn
- Until then, everything's just nuance. For every hipster, I see nerdcore, goth, trans-whatever - there's a multitude out there, co-existing at the same time.Nairn
- All I do know is that every characterless cunt these days thinks they need a load of crappy tattoos on their person to make them 'stand out'.Nairn
- ...which makes having zero tattoos the original thing these days.jagara
- having a Dan Ashcroft moment?
- Gardener15
I just going through some photos and came across these, it's 10 years now since I played a DJ set in a pub in Northampton and the shop opposite caught fire whilst I was spinning, and yes I managed to play Disco Inferno!
- Last pic is hilarious********
- ARSEpalimpsest
- i hope you segued it into "burning down the house"hans_glib
- I was blasting my new mixtape inside that buildingKrassy
- NALGardener
- The Roof Is On Fireutopian
- Pic 2 is amazinggarbage
- YupYakuZoku
- hottest set eversted
- I love you had the party at daytime.SimonFFM
- Best Boiler Room Set Ever!utopian
- Last pic is hilarious
- scarabin0
has instagram replaced the mailing list?
- in terms of marketingscarabin
- Isn’t instagram engagement falling?Chimp
- dunno. i'm learning about online marketing and everything is about building mailing lists. just curious if insta made that outdatedscarabin
- guess i'll do bothscarabin
- yep definitely do both.fadein11
- use something like https://linktr.ee/ in Instagram bio then link your newsletter list there - use Ghost https://ghost.org/ not mailchimpgrafician
- ^this way you practically use instagram as a lead funnel to your mail list
https://buildd.co/ma…grafician - a mail list is more valuable than an instagram page, as you get to keep the subscribers even if instagram dies and you can keep in touch with your clientsgrafician
- I’ll check those out, thanksscarabin
- drgs0
Has anyone of you used this
- two housemates of mine swear on thisoey_oey
- What is it? Yoga mat?monospaced
- Keep seeing it in my google ads
https://www.healthli…drgs - lol, Qi and pressure points. Okaaaaaay then...monospaced
- cool massage bed. Qi is still too pseudoscience.pango
- pressure points is a real thing but if it's randomly poking at your self and pray it works? ha sure...pango
- the distributed input can be useful in making you realise how your perception
works and lead to pain relief.uan - These are awesome! The longer you stay on the better it gets.WhiteFace
- NBQ003
Is it just me or are holiday trips and traveling overrated?
Or at least this year I’m so not feeling it. Especially when you see how many idiots are trying to fly and all the airports in Europe are currently packed with people waiting in line for hours and hours and flights cancelled or baggages lost and the staff overwhelmed:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/t…Plus Covid.
And all the good and desired destinations are overbooked and packed with people.
Should I reconsider the Metaverse?
- Croatia?
Creete?
St. Tropez? :))grafician - Where do you livemonospaced
- Just take a candle-lit bath********
- Just look at porn from different countries.shapesalad
- It was great to travel in Q2 of 2020. When no one wanted to travel, airports were quiet and super clean. Flights were spacious with empty seats between you.shapesalad
- Just watch travel youtubers: https://youtu.be/QfW…shapesalad
- Notoemaas
- yes to metacersepango
- Have you ever travelled using google earth? It's like real travelling without the annoying foreignersIanbolton
- Croatia?
- ********0
What makes someone intellectually curious? Intelligence? Their parents?
My office manager tells me casually from time to time that she doesn't have any interests and doesn't seem bothered by it.
She does yoga and plays with her dog and then all her photos on instagram are selfies or eating dinner at fancy bbq restaurants.
- Pain.Nairn
- Fear of getting senile dementia.shapesalad
- ^ the cure for that is doing squats, not intellectual challenges.uan
- constant development in the ways of resolving intellectual challenges.sted
- Does she like bananas?palimpsest
- she seem contentpango
- Teach Her How to Dougieutopian
- and the nookiepango
- It’s called reading books. Look it up!********
- If reading omahadesigns posts can't make them intellectually curious I don't know what can.cherub
- Ignorance is Bliss. She’s probably happier than all of us.shapesalad
- Atoms.maquito
- Nah, seriously: genes play a part, no doubt about it. My 4 y/o son never saw me doing shit like doing cross-eyes. However, he is a heavy cross-eyermaquito
- BTW, stay away from yr office manager.maquito
- I can’t imagine anyone with a lower level of intellectual curiosity than Omaha, based on the senseless ignorant questions he has posted here.monospaced
- magnetssted
- The world needs uncreative drones being office managers. We can't all be artists. Nothing would work.jagara
- OBBTKN2
I can feel the anxiety for a more than likely nightmarish monday pumping my head...
But, ey, nothing that will spoil the monkfish, mussels and prawns that I am going to prepare on the grill to entertain my wife ;)
- BusterBoy6
Corinna Kopf...the chick that hangs around with David Dobrick...the Youtube donk, posted her OnlyFans earnings on Instagram. The last 10 months, she's made something like $14mill.
- we should start doing only fanpango
- Who?monospaced
- pays to be a basic bitchinteliboy
- That dork bangs that hot thot? good for him. And yeah I still can't believe so many idiots pay for OnlyFans.NBQ00
- Worse than cryptodrgs
- Yuk dyed hair, saggy boobs and aggressive stance on face. How do guys get turned on by all that?shapesalad
- Pic of QBNer commenting she’s not hot and also I should do my own OF https://i.insider.co…********
- she says she hasn't had sex in over 200 days, so I guess David isn't really banging her: https://www.instagra…NBQ00
- Imagine the skill, brains, time, effort and luck needed to make that kind of money as an average man. Any basic chick can do that by just flashing a boob. Insan_niko
- OnlyFans? More like IncelFags********
- supply and demand. blame horny man. onlyfan is not even coning people.pango
- which angers you guys more? phone scammers or onlyfan?pango
- can't you follow the streams of onlyfans on twitch?uan
- twitch TOS wouldn't allow common contents that's on onlyfanspango
- Nothing wrong with OF********
- jagara4
The skater kids look more or less exactly like skater kids from the 90's again. One major difference: they wear their baggy pants pulled up, instead of low and sagging. Being a skater/hip hop dude in the 90's myself, this takes a lot of getting used to.
PULL DOWN THOSE PANTS YOUNG MAN. YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN WEIRDO i yell with a hoarse voice, shaking my fist.
- Oh, SYGO thread, sryjagara
- lol i never understood pulled down baggy pants.pango
- Because now they make the pants baggy. in our day you probably just bought size 46 at the thrift shop********
- Once again, this is my proof that I can become cool by doing absolutely nothing... if I wait long enough.nocomply
- He was a skater boi she said c u l8r boy********
- @nb hip/hop skate fashion brands did exist in the 90's, including intentionally baggy pants.jagara
- I am aware********
- @nb your previous comment suggests otherwise ;)jagara
- Hayzilla0
Does anyone know where the fuck the paint bucket has gone in Photoshops latest update!
- Ah fuck ignore that. It loaded up in photography mode.Hayzilla
- f5 to fill?pango
- or what was the short cut...pango
- shift backspace on a selection?uan
- The irony of loading Photoshop in Photography mode and not having he features you require.shapesalad
- NBQ000
The Euro is getting smoked. Near parity with USD soon. If you're coming from a non EU country it's pretty cheap to travel right now.
Can imagine many Americans taking the opportunity this summer.
- Put a leverage trade on it, betting 1:1 will be reached. When things get close like this, they likely hit. Like oil hitting $100.shapesalad
- What I tell ya, just dipped even closer to 100shapesalad
- The US is beginning to reap the rewards of the war in Ukraine. The devaluation of the Euro is one of them.pablo28
- the reason can't be that the eu inflation outside the euro zone (eu countries where euros aren't used) drags down the euro?sted
- it's due to ECB being in a coma regarding inflation and not reacting or daring at all to more up interest rates.shapesalad