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- utopian3
Do you spend too much time in the toilet of the day thread?
- my fav at the moment :)renderedred
- Searching the internet for weird toilets to post, while high, is seriously underrated.mort_
- scarabin24
I was robbed last night (and got a photo of the intruder!)
I was woken by noises from the side of my house, so crept to my window for a peek. Dude was going through my gardening shit, wearing a burglar mask and everything. He spotted me and beat cheeks, scaling my fence in the process. The fucking nerve
- Oh yeah, here’s the photo of the bastard https://i.imgur.com/…scarabin
- lolmort_
- ahahha :D********
- he's gonna come back and bring more friendspango
- :DNairn
- lol. So many of them in my neighborhood. Amazingly stupid.garbage
- oh! so sweet! I wish I could have a racoon!oey_oey
- reminds me of the old, shaved my pussy, postkaiyohtee
- fucking raccoons dont give a fuck. They moved into my attic and I had to battle them. razor sharp claws....rip right through roofdkoblesky
- It’s funny when they feed here ‘cause they treat it like a heist with four or five of them working together to get it over with quicklyscarabin
- Skunks will mosey in and take their time, and i’ve seen possums just camp there all night, but the coons are frenetic and destructive about the whole thingscarabin
- haha love it!. TBH i didn't know they were in California, thought they were a boreal forest dweller._niko
- Sorry to hear. There's been a big uptick in crime like that in my neighborhood too. (Breaking into cars, garages, backyards, etc.)nocomply
- It's sad. People are desperate right now.nocomply
- @scara do you live in a more remote part of LA, or are these brave street freaks?garbage
- I live in Seattle proper, and my neighborhood has the weirdest pests. Raccoons, rabbits, coyotes, seagulls, squirrels, rats, etc.garbage
- The raccoons are harmless, but the rabbits ruin everything I plant.garbage
- I’m in a typical picket-fence suburb, nothing really remote or anything. I’ve got crows coming round now i’ve been feeding peanuts. I wanna learn their languagescarabin
- Soon i will abandon the city and live naked in the woods with my animal brethren eating berries and pooping in bushes while everyone else rots in their cubiclesscarabin
- hahahahacolin_s
- Gold!GuyFawkes
- lol, be wary of the crows. They are amazing but learn far too fast. At an old place I trained some to show up for bread scraps. Then my dog started chasing..garbage
- ..them, and then they started buzzing my dog every time he was in the yard. They don't forget.garbage
- That sneaky bastard! <3Akagiyama
- It's someone from QBN who saw that you grow weed.sausages
- Good morning @nocomply ;)OBBTKN
- Oh jeez! I didn't see the actual photo until now. Our neighbors had grape vines hanging down into our yard this past summer and we had a TON of raccoons.nocomply
- Sorry to hear that man. At least you scared them away. Stay safe and lock up your gardening equipment.Hayzilla
- They kill chickens, you knowdrgs
- Racoon in Italian is 'il orsetto lavatore' - the little washing bear. Cracks me up.Nairn
- Drgs, i’m super vigilant about locking the girls up at night for that reason. Heard oppossums will eat chickens, tooscarabin
- just the little ones, but better to be safe.********
- Hayzilla7
What cunts are filling the internet with those fucking images on google that pretend they are cutouts with that photoshop chequered background. Grrr. 99% of icons you search for!
- Haha its annoying as fuck.microkorg
- proof that you are a thief. they got you!dkoblesky
- HahaGnash
- This is what happens when you apply Machine Learning to everything. We were worried we’d get the Matrix, instead we just get annoyed********
- heheutopian
- https://e7.pngegg.co… best********
- I keep meaning to rant about those on hereBaskerviIle
- google > images > tools > colour > transparent — works pretty wellGucci
- something i have also wondered about many a timedee-dubs
- Gucci with the solve. +DRIFTMONKEY
- tank021
On a afternoon out with wife and son to the zoo. Had to leave early to do some work. Standing at the pedestrian crossing, a boy gets beaten half to death by another boy. He falls on his head, starts twitching, b'ood coming out of ears. In the meanwhile i am calling an ambulance and things escalate because its 2 rival gangs. Just happy my son and wife are still at the zoo. We are all just a bunvh of animals.
- Fuck. BrutalGnash
- Kids to day seem to be far more aggressive then when I were a lad.shapesalad
- ^ depends on your neighborhoodGnash
- It was a very brutal scene, seen it before in high school but not with this outcome. I think the boy is braindead. Eyes to back of skull. Pale. Fuck man. Crazy.tank02
- UghGnash
- Jesusscarabin
- SadOBBTKN
- Pics or it didn't happen********
- Bennn2
Any spreadsheet nerds in here?
What would be the formula to calcul this :
I have amount X, let's say 500$
I want to split it in 3 parts.
Part 1 is worth 15,5% of the 500$ = ?
Part 2 is worth 59% of the 500$ = ?
Part 3 is worth 25,5% of the 500% = ?- Diversify your portfolio now Bennn?********
- But here you go my boy https://percentageca…********
- (X% x Y)/100********
- thanks ;))Bennn
- @bennn i am gaining confidence in your investment advice, this is good!renderedred
- =0.155*A1 where A1 is your amount
=0.59*A1
=0.255*A1sarahfailin - https://docs.google.… check this outsarahfailin
- you bunch of techno geeks!
https://64.media.tum…pango - HEY THANKS sarahfailin! Cool! :DBennn
- Rebalancing crypto portfolio?drgs
- Diversify your portfolio now Bennn?
- pango9
today I found out whenever you squeeze our cat, it will fart....
- 2. Profitmort_
- 3. Sustenancefuturefood
- 4. Why are you milking your cat?fadein11
- hehe this pussy quiffspango
- mg330
Need help:
I just switched from my 27" Apple Thunderbolt monitor to a new 27" 4k monitor. Still using the same computer - 2019 MBP.
I just took a screenshot with a tool where I can measure the screenshot dimensions as I take it, and took it at 1280px.
When I pasted it into Adobe XD, the size was double that: width at 2560px.
Until changing monitors, anything I did using the following process always pasted it at the same size I took the screenshot at: 1280px width.
Any idea what's going on here?
- NBQ005
I sometimes feel like a failure. I look back now and notice how much I missed out on stuff or wasn't working hard enough. Like this Beeple guy "could've been me if I only worked hard enough." Or I could've been retired by now if I only invested my money properly. Or I should've traveled more and seen more places.
- welcomeGuyFawkes
- “Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been.”
~ Kurt Vonnegutideaist - today i learned vonnegut thought mice can talkscarabin
- to thine own self be true. your life ain't over NBQ. you can do whatever you choose.sarahfailin
- Good days AND growing days.
Also Lolz @scarabin.ideaist - this is visible from your posts. I'm glad that you haven't left and decided to hit a more hones tone. look, i'm old as fuck, spent most of my life making money********
- and helping in the success for others. i didn't made tons of $, or got famous but i was happy. A few years ago i started harvesting these contacts and********
- do something in the way i want. It took 2 years to get where we are now. i'm still happy with the way things are, while making plans for the next 5 years.********
- This gets me busy as fuck, what doesn't allows to start thinking about what could have been.********
- So what I'm trying to say is that the time you waste to fantasize who you could have been is counterproductive to who you might be.********
- "Beeple guy" wasn't born with cinema4d integrated. There is a lot of ups and downs until you get there, not to mention the right influence like qbn :)********
- Welcome to life.shapesalad
- youre as big a failure as you think you are********
- https://radioren7.me…mort_
- betcha beeple looks back on the stuff he missed out on and wonders if it was worth it too.monNom
- Personally, I tried doing everydays one time for a month. I burnt out after 3 weeks. I can't imagine what a slog 14 years would be.monNom
- scarabin3
Any of you celebrate st patrick’s day or is that just something guys do in their 20s?
- Always think St Patrick ruined Ireland. It was better when they were snake worshipping pagans who did human sacrifice. Good for drinking tho'PhanLo
- As an Irish person living in Ireland, nope!mort_
- if you like drinking shitty green beer then be my guesthans_glib
- "Celebrate" is a generous term in that I drink beer and eat corned beef and cabbage while in Vermont on a snowboard trip with some bros. But yeah.stoplying
- OBBTKN0
Dear blog
Sadly, my suspicions were true, I caught the wife of a friend of mine cheating with another man...
Not funny
Woken up two hours ago (it's 4 AM here) and can't sleep.
My father is doing good recovering from his knee surgery, but I'm going to be with him 3 days more at this hospital full of covid cases.
No jokes
Today I've done a Total disaster live streaming on YT for a client. All the "prestige" I've gained in 4 years, lost.
I'm getting tired of this year, and we're still in march.
Good night, locos ;)
- How did it end up being you who caught her?
And yes agree that this year is off to a woeful start.sausages - Was taking beers with friends, get out to smoke a cig, they supposed nobody was there, it was dark, I am nearsighted, not blind, lolOBBTKN
- Focus on your father, the rest is just noisespl33nidoru
- Feck! 5:30 and still up... Argghhh.
Twitter, I hate you!!OBBTKN - Yeah @spl... a shower and back to hospital again in half an hour, sleeped only for 3 hours, today is going to be fun, ha!OBBTKN
- maybe they are swingers********
- pics?drgs
- I've got a pic of my dad's surgered knee, full of staples... do you want me to show it to you?OBBTKN
- I've had weirder fapsdrgs
- LolOBBTKN
- lol @ drgsduckseason
- How did it end up being you who caught her?
- ********1
Dear blog
When you feel overwhelmed, please take this advice from John Prine:
That's the way the world goes 'round
You're up one minute, the next you're down
It's a half an inch of water and you think you're going to drown
That's the way that the world goes 'roundThat third line is everything.
- drgs0
"I don't want you to be no good"
^Do native English speakers talk like that?
- yes, and worse.shapesalad
- We don't not talk like that.stoplying
- in america yes********
- they do be talking like that.pango
- "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."palimpsest
- If you were a Newfie, they'd say something like, 'You stay where you're at, I'm come where you're to.'Continuity
- Yes by!zarkonite
- Being "no good" doesn't mean the same thing as being "bad".
The phrase sounds like it's coming from a concerned family member.palimpsest
- ********0
#SUPERSTRAIGHT
Funny shit.
- Long overdue.i_monk
- #SUPERSISGENDEREDGuyFawkes
- ^ spelt wrong & I don't even know what that shit is, I'll let myself out.GuyFawkes
- ^sissy :Prenderedred
- https://pbs.twimg.co…Gnash
- ^ was hoping to see an upsidedown starpango
- Stars can’t be upside-downGnash
- https://upload.wikim…pango
- ^ ok now show its normal state pls :)********
- Continuity4
Heard back from an outfit I've been sporadically interviewing with since December (3 different interviews with three different people since Dec) today, and the hiring manager wants to have a 30-min call with me this week.
Because I've grown exceptionally bitter, pessimistic, and cynical in the last few years, I can't help but think the purpose of this call will be to tell me I didn't get the job. In which case, I kind of resent that; just tell me in an email and fuck off.
But, then, that wouldn't be typical, right? Scheduling a 30-min call just to fuck someone off.
Meh.
- How about be optimistic 'cuz 30 min call means you might got the job, not to let you go lol
they usually use email for that or straight ghost you******** - you got this continuity!renderedred
- sounds very promising, all the bestfadein11
- No one schedules a call to say you didn’t get the job. Good luck!Gnash
- Thanks, fellas.
Actually, I don't think I could think of a bigger dick move than for an HR person to ask about availability because the ...Continuity - ... hiring person wants to have a call, just to use that call to say you didn't get the job. That would be fucking horrible.Continuity
- But, hey, anything's possible. People are cunts.Continuity
- Well then it’s best you didn’t get the job, then!Gnash
- I've had 30min calls schedule to tell me I wasn't suitable for role. So it happens...shapesalad
- ^ And that's a dick move.Continuity
- Maybe its a special naked callmicrokorg
- yeah man I don't think it would be a 30 min call to say you didn't get the job. Has to be positive! Best of luck!pedromendez
- Well, I just got the email invite. Tomorrow @ 14.00. On Zoom, not the phone. Ugh.Continuity
- Stream it on Twitch.palimpsest
- Had that recently. Wouldn’t tell me on a phone call after really long hiring process. Met for a coffee and was offered the job after a half hour chat. Good lucksausages
- Must be quite an outfit...********
- obviously fans of the big unveil.monNom
- In my experience, a phone call is a good sign. If you didn't get the job, its easier for the employer to just send an email. Stay positive - you got this!desmo
- gonna need an updateshellie
- You'll have one in about 2'40".
Sigh.Continuity - 2 hrs 40 min, rather.
Used the wrong symbols.Continuity - Pffft.
It was a follow up call to get my impressions on everything so far. Ten people in the final shortlist, and they want to make a decision end of March ...Continuity - ... for a July (!) start.Continuity
- Jesus are you kidding me?shellie
- I think its point blank rude to interview if you won't be filing the position for months. I just heard back from a company I interviewed with in October!!!shellie
- the only good thing about a july start -- if you get the gig, obvs -- would be the stress-free time off until thenGnash
- Lol did you tell them that’s a terrible way to secure good candidates. They’re ensuring they only hire people with no other options. Idiots.********
- @Continuity it's okay, we have 2 ppl in the pipeline with the 1st interview in January, when it wasn't even certain that we should arrange office space for them********
- We have to fill 6 places with those two so they have to be properly picked. They are on a different level, which appears on their salary as well.********
- How about be optimistic 'cuz 30 min call means you might got the job, not to let you go lol
- Hayzilla1
I love you America.
You've got issues but don't we all.
Proud to call you our greatest ally.
Keep it up!- Gayzilla, you are right.********
- you're not american?sarahfailin
- Hoser?GuyFawkes
- So random********
- simpi_monk
- Yea a bit random but there is so much negativity around thought I'd show some love.Hayzilla
- <3sea_sea
- Gayzilla, you are right.
- sarahfailin0
last few days have been really slow, but there are like 5 projects that are all waiting to start exploding probably at the same time.
it's a little frustrating to have no work to do and yet have the anticipation of a shit ton of work right around the corner.
*hits bong*
- shellie3
I've never been so frigging excited to get a shot in my life. This time tomorrow I'll have a very sore arm. I can almost taste the freedom.
- One of my friends got one in the shoulder and had finger pain. Which shot are you getting?garbage
- shellie go for Sputnik...we will be forever connected...hahaha!oey_oey
- I won’t be eligible until end of summer :(Gnash
- you've never done heroin********
- I don't think I get to choose which one I get. Whatever they're giving at the dodger stadium drive through.shellie
- I've been warned the day after is a doosey. I've been giggling Covid vaccine reactions for the last hour.shellie
- it's good to know which one you got. I think.pango
- ok I'm dead at "giggling" because that's great typo. But pango is right, you need to know. A lot of the drive thru stadium vax are J&J.garbage
- Update us tomorrow... good luck ;)OBBTKN
- I got Moderna. Just massaged the fuck out of my arm hoping it doesn't get sore. I heard that helps.shellie
- shellie4
My credit card was stolen and used for several tips on Only Fans. $25-40 tips but one for $3.50. $3.50? What a jerk.
- Maybe it's because I don't steal credit cards, but that seems like such a strange things to use it for...duckseason
- Anytime it has happened to me folks are usually going on a shopping spree at Walmart, or filling up on gas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
- The back said it was maybe not malicious and someone typed their own number wrong but that I should get a new card anyway. it wasn't used for anything else.shellie
- *bank saidshellie
- I was also concerned after dealing w/ the bank that perhaps the tips to the girls would be revoked. I hope not. Its not their fault. But also, refund please.shellie
- How much in total tips?drgs
- Credit card cloning : https://youtu.be/eyd…********
- it was about $250 which I wouldn't have particularly noticed if it didn't say ONLYFANS in all caps as the vendor.shellie
- I had just made clothing and home improvement purchases so I was existing a balance. Lucky I caught it when the charges were at the top of the ledger.shellie
- it might have been a woman tipping a man, just sayin'monospaced
- $250 in Onlyfan tips in one day? He's like a Robinhooddrgs
- Coulda been a "her." Just sayin'monospaced
- @shellie don’t worry about them losing that money. they got lots of these that is why they can withdraw later. +this method is an easy way for money laundering********
- *can't withdraw instantly********
- never thought about it being a money laundering front but its probably really good for that.shellie
- Hayoth1
I find it pretty hilarious you Nazi communist fascist I'm talking about Andrew Cuomo.
When it's one of your own you hide like a turtle.
That's how you know you're moraless.
- Qbn Elite > Nazi, FascistsHayoth
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Wrong thread, douchebag********
- We are Evo Morales. We stand united.palimpsest
- What in the absolute barnacled tugboat FUCK are you babbling about now? Cuomo is a fucking cunt with a face like your ballbag.face_melter
- What do you find hilarious?monospaced
- So what you're saying is that Cuomo should be impeached, removed from the White House and not allowed to run for President again?monospaced
- Who is Andrew Cuomo and why should I care?i_monk
- oh shit i thought his name was Mario Cuomo********
- hayoth. you know no one here takes you serious right?pango
- The majority of house dems have asked him to resign. What are you on about? Moral ass?FNP14
- None of us here should be taken seriously, seriously.GuyFawkes