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  • scarabin24

    I was robbed last night (and got a photo of the intruder!)

    I was woken by noises from the side of my house, so crept to my window for a peek. Dude was going through my gardening shit, wearing a burglar mask and everything. He spotted me and beat cheeks, scaling my fence in the process. The fucking nerve

    • Oh yeah, here’s the photo of the bastard https://i.imgur.com/…scarabin
    • lolmort_
    • ahahha :Dsted
    • he's gonna come back and bring more friendspango
    • :DNairn
    • lol. So many of them in my neighborhood. Amazingly stupid.garbage
    • oh! so sweet! I wish I could have a racoon!oey_oey
    • reminds me of the old, shaved my pussy, postkaiyohtee
    • fucking raccoons dont give a fuck. They moved into my attic and I had to battle them. razor sharp claws....rip right through roofdkoblesky
    • It’s funny when they feed here ‘cause they treat it like a heist with four or five of them working together to get it over with quicklyscarabin
    • Skunks will mosey in and take their time, and i’ve seen possums just camp there all night, but the coons are frenetic and destructive about the whole thingscarabin
    • haha love it!. TBH i didn't know they were in California, thought they were a boreal forest dweller._niko
    • Sorry to hear. There's been a big uptick in crime like that in my neighborhood too. (Breaking into cars, garages, backyards, etc.)nocomply
    • It's sad. People are desperate right now.nocomply
    • @scara do you live in a more remote part of LA, or are these brave street freaks?garbage
    • I live in Seattle proper, and my neighborhood has the weirdest pests. Raccoons, rabbits, coyotes, seagulls, squirrels, rats, etc.garbage
    • The raccoons are harmless, but the rabbits ruin everything I plant.garbage
    • I’m in a typical picket-fence suburb, nothing really remote or anything. I’ve got crows coming round now i’ve been feeding peanuts. I wanna learn their languagescarabin
    • Soon i will abandon the city and live naked in the woods with my animal brethren eating berries and pooping in bushes while everyone else rots in their cubiclesscarabin
    • hahahahacolin_s
    • Gold!GuyFawkes
    • lol, be wary of the crows. They are amazing but learn far too fast. At an old place I trained some to show up for bread scraps. Then my dog started chasing..garbage
    • ..them, and then they started buzzing my dog every time he was in the yard. They don't forget.garbage
    • That sneaky bastard! <3Akagiyama
    • It's someone from QBN who saw that you grow weed.sausages
    • Good morning @nocomply ;)OBBTKN
    • Oh jeez! I didn't see the actual photo until now. Our neighbors had grape vines hanging down into our yard this past summer and we had a TON of raccoons.nocomply
    • Sorry to hear that man. At least you scared them away. Stay safe and lock up your gardening equipment.Hayzilla
    • They kill chickens, you knowdrgs
    • Racoon in Italian is 'il orsetto lavatore' - the little washing bear. Cracks me up.Nairn
    • Drgs, i’m super vigilant about locking the girls up at night for that reason. Heard oppossums will eat chickens, tooscarabin
    • just the little ones, but better to be safe.sted

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