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  • Nairn6

    I just found a long blonde hair wrapped around the back of my neck. I don't have blonde hair, nor does my partner.

    That's the sort of shit that could seriously ruin a day if 'er indoors spied it before I did.

    • To clarify - I have no fucking idea where it came from or how it got there.Nairn
    • Do you guys share laundry with other people?pango
    • Nope. Must've blown onto me as I walked in earlier, which is scarcely believable... hehNairn
    • What color is your gf’s hair?Gnash
    • I don’t mean your partner...Gnash
    • My wife found a lipstick under our sofa that wasn't hers, nor mine. I got a raised eyebrow but that's it. We trust each other. Without trust you have nothing.nb
    • She sometimes bugs me about around friends as a joke. One time a female friend told me (in front of my wife) "you should have told me I would covered for you!"nb
    • My wife doesn't like her anymore. Hahahahnb
    • I'm sure she trusts me, but she does have this weird 'joke' about me fucking the Vegans here at work. Sometimes I think she doesn't know me at all. Vegans?!Nairn
    • eww veganspango
    • could have been a dude's hair. just saying. :P
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      pango
    • I've been in the same boat, but I knew where the blonde hair came from and really hoped the missus didn't notice.garbage
    • I could add stories as well, but they probably would not surprise you.SimonFFM
    • LolBennn

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