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- mg333
I'm a big fiend for gummy bears - specifically a brand called Black Forest.
We also got a big tub of jelly belly jelly beans for Easter eggs, and I've figured that the ultimate way to eat both products is to eat one gummy and one jelly bean at a time. The textures, the flavors... I need to throw them all away but I can't stop.
- Bennn1
i dont know where to post this
Its just crazy. (Also a pain to side scroll, but its another story)
''Wealth shown to scale''
- I feel sorry for the person tying to scroll vertically that can't see this.mg33
- https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- It's called Capitalism...either Google it or simply ask Deathboy!utopian
- Holy fuck...maquito
- maquito0
A friend has forwarded a couple of videos via WhatsApp of a "challenge" that went viran on TikTok. It's called "Pee your pants challenge". Enough internets for today.
- Its the opposite of challengingdrgs
- "Everyone my age pees their pants, it's the coolest. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants." - Sir William Madisonnb
- “If peeing yourself pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis.”monospaced
- sted4
heh i had to explain to a person why it was hard to deal mentally with the fact that he lost $60k in the 2007-2008 meltdown, and whz am I not interested in his offerings.
how naive fuck i was to think that he is a friend?
that money had x200 value to me at that time.fuck every stock broker.
- sarahfailin4
dear lord why WHY did I go to the NSFW thread? so many things I cannot ever unsee
- LOL! at your own riskrenderedred
- its the same few people posting in nsfw+boob otd+butt otd+chick otdpango
- yeah right? everything is fine in that thread until ... somebody weird decides to pay attention to it.sted
- NSFL thread material really. :-0PhanLo
- autoflavour4
my 9 year old Felix's jokes are getting better..
"what do you call a ninja helicopter? A Karate-chopper"
- mg336
autoflavor,
Today my son who is a couple months shy of his third birthday did a knock knock joke to me, like this:
Him: knock knock
Me: who’s there?
Him: Ethan
Me: Ethan who?
Him, big smile on his face: ME!It is so much fun watching his personality grow as he gets closer to three.
- More!MrT
- His name is Ethan? That’s my son’s name too. Maybe we already went over this. That is too cute the joke ;)monospaced
- nice.. both my kids love making jokes, although its only lately have they evolvedautoflavour
- MrT9
A marvellous neighbour dropped off a small but very enjoyable bag of home-grown vegetables.
Well, things are looking up.
- I so wanted to read your post as, your neighbor dropped off an enjoyable bag of weed....robotron3k
- I read that as weed, tooGnash
- It was weed.cannonball1978
- lolsted
- sorted!MrT
- Bennn12
Today is the last day of a 19 years career. I feel fuckin weird right now.
- Please explaingrafician
- ^ The story so far > https://www.qbn.com/…webazoot
- The king is dead, long live the kingGnash
- Well then Bennn, solution: use your mobile to visit QBN mate!grafician
- Solution #2: use this forum as your cheat code for that graphic design position, we're here for you mate, all those 932 years of combined design experiencegrafician
- We're the greatest combined asset a designer would ever need in his career!grafician
- Remember a few days ago I was visiting QBN from an ancient MBPro while spending my last quid to fix my imac and continue working, so all is going to be fine!grafician
- No man left behind and all that!grafician
- You'll pivot my man.
Godspeed / chin up.ideaist - Every new start I've made has ended up better than where I was before. You'll be fine. Admittedly I'm an old fucker and may have forgotten a few bad choices thofadein11
- Good luck Benn! You'll be good man.PhanLo
- When is the test?Gnash
- Change = Growth. You'll be good.aslip
- thanks guys! :)
i really appreciate itBennn - Now would be a good time to get on your lifelong dream and open Bennn's Poutinnnerie!_niko
- Best of luck, Bennn! You got this 99% ! You'll succeed like noone in your new designer position. Godspeed!Krassy
- late to the show, you fight like no one man! give 'em hell! *and bennsplanationsrenderedred
- thanks guys ;)Bennn
- Where did you land?!zarkonite
- i will know this week :)Bennn
- Nairn6
I eat way too much spicy food.
- me too, probablymonospaced
- physically impossible if you two are still alive. EAT ALL THE SPICES!imbecile
- does correlate with your spicy humour/humor posts.uan
- my bottom tells me the same thing everyday! I can't quit the spicy though.capn_ron
- "If it burns your lips, it'll burn your hips"
Lolz.ideaist - No such thing. I put cayenne powder on almost everything I eat.aslip
- corona immunity!grafician
- Yep it's noticeablei_was
- I currently have five bottles of different hot sauces on the go in the fridge and, like aslip, put cayenne pepper in pretty much everything.Continuity
- By spicy do you mean ‘hot’ chilli (which technically is a fruit) or do you mean spicy as in cinnamon, cardamom, cloves, nutmeg etc?shapesalad
- onto bigger and better ;)
In november i jacked it in at a web company i cofounded in 2009. and had worked for web agencies since 2000.microkorg - Because I’m with you on that too much spicy vibe, I’m shaking that All spice and chinese 5 spice all over my din dins.shapesalad
- now work inhouse for a tech company and wish i had made this move years ago!microkorg
- A slow-cooked beef rendang with sambal and jasmine rice is probably my death row dinner.monoboy
- Or decent dahl with pickles. (Freekin' starving now).monoboy
- I love Mexican food too, but the farts are rediculous. https://youtu.be/w4n…monoboy
- https://www.youtube.…Krassy
- If anything spicy food is good for you, I don't think there is any such thing as too much :)yuekit
- Thai, Vietnamese and Korean my favorites for this reason.yuekit
- had to quit eating sriracha cuz I was shittin demonsbezoar
- ^ LOLContinuity
- I've got this beautiful green habanero hot sauce from MX that reminds me every morning after I've had some how alive I am.Continuity
- 1st world problem?api
- Morning_star1
Things you didn't know and kinda wish you still didn't - No.1
Blatently stolen from this weeks Popbitch, but it's relevent.
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When News UK unveiled the new TimesRadio logo this week, fontspotters quickly noticed it uses the same typeface as Radio 4. If Murdoch is trying to invoke a subliminal connection with the BBC by using it, then he ought to be careful. He could end up accidentally invoking a connection with something even less savoury.
The typeface in question is Gill Sans, which has been used throughout the BBC in its corporate logos for decades. It was created by Eric Gill: a sculptor whose work adorns Broadcast House.
An artist with a rather unusual private life, Gill's personal diaries reveal that he had a voracious sexual appetite which saw him engage in multiple extramarital affairs – including incestuous ones with his sisters, his elder daughters and even the family dog.
While that sort of behaviour might get you your own kids show at the Beeb, a respectable organisation like News UK might want to think twice about such a brand partnership.
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- there was an exhibition of gill's work last year which had an adult-only room, for his more salacious pieces, a few of which were very creepy.hans_glib
- Thing i did know - Gill was a pervert;
Thing i ddn't know - Popbitch is still going?!Nairn - It's not quite the gossip powerhouse it was in the 00s but it's amusing none the less.Morning_star
- yep, still has it's moments, one of those ancient emails you signed up to but never removed.fadein11
- I get it and still worth it imho. It was originally a bunch of guardian journos, I believe.MrT
- Nairn1
Currently: Mincing around the office in a pair of Long Johns as i wait for jeans to dry on a radiator.Thank Goodness for the lockdown - there's no one around to witness The Horror.
Got totally soaked on the way in - cleverly managed to time my walk in with a near-torrential downpour.
- imbecile4
anyone else here occasionally drive a classic?
whether going to visit friends half an hour away or around the corner to the hardware store, if I'm in the '57 tbird, someone has to speed up beside me, wave, take a picture, or wait until I park to talk to me.
it's just an old car
- Easy problem to solve. Trade it for a Hyundai and live in paradise with the rest of us.nb
- How do you manage?stoplying
- My wife's father had a '66 Ford Galaxy; we used to drive around slow with big hats and smoke weed. It was great and I do miss is. Total time warp.ideaist
- If it was just an old car would you bother driving it? It's obviously nice and unusual enough for people to make a fuss over.Fax_Benson
- In high school and college I drove a convertible ‘67 Mustang. This happened to me all the time :)monospaced
- I drive a Fiat Multipla, and people love to take pictures of itOBBTKN
- I feel your pain ;)OBBTKN
- Gardener2
am playing out my latest 7"s mix out right now live at crmk.co.uk
- Nairn3
When I walked home tonight, I hit the other half an hour downpour North London had today. Totally soaked again. I mean, really?
- I wish there was a way to figure out how to block rain, or find out when it might fall. IF ONLY!monospaced
- At least you’re home safe now with the family. Time to read stories.monospaced
- It was blue sky sunny both times I left and I was wearing a waterproof. Not much use in a sudden squall coming in at 30° when you've a 50 minute walk homeNairn
- both events were the types of squall where you can see that n blocks over, everyone else is in fucking sunshine. Not that i was taking it personally or anythingNairn
- Hey nairn...they make these things called umbrellas. Really cool...you should checm them out.BusterBoy
- If I didn't have an umbrella when I went to work, how on Earth would I have one when I left?Nairn
- And an angled downpour with strong gusts would render the umbrella totally useless anyway where sodden jeans and shoes are concerned.Nairn
- :)BusterBoy
- They also have these things called shops. Some of them sell umbrellas.BusterBoy
- Fax_Benson0
Was out on my bicycle earlier for my daily exercise when a bloke threw a dead rabbit from his house that landed on the road 6ft or so in front of us. Was with one other person. They saw him go back inside. I was staring up at the sky, as it made such a thwacking noise I assumed it had plummeted vertically. We were out of town a couple of miles but not exactly way out in the sticks. Kind of where the suburbs meet the countryside.
No idea whether he saw us coming and threw it deliberately or if we just happened to arrive mid-throw. If so, can't figure out why he'd suddenly had enough of it in his house, and why he lobbed it into the road. It had been a wild rabbit, rather than a domestic pet, and definitely dead on landing.
- Isn’t there an Irish gang called the Dead Rabbits? Someone’s sending you messageGnash
- Sounds like something out of Peaky Blinders.maquito
- "Here hare here"fadein11
- Ha, yeah the poacher is about right. His house had that lookFax_Benson
- Some fucker did this to me with a used poo bag when the dog and I walked past his house.MrT
- sted3
World naked gardening day combined with bin isolation outing is a really weird combo.
- sea_sea1
Where's the drunk thread..