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  • mg332

    Omg, this is the best thing a brand has ever done on Twitter.

    Netflix: what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

    https://twitter.com/netflix/stat…

    • they blew up twitter. love the lame managers of these accounts like hulu and direct-tv, trying so hard to be funny.sted
    • seen this, didn't follow up, ignored it, reading about how cancer cells die in zero gravity...grafician
    • twatterhans_glib
  • inteliboy3

    I drive like an old lady in the apartment parking lot. Ridiculously so. Though the one fucking time I had to get around some idiot blocking a corner, and went a bit to hot so the engine revd... some woman came up and had a go like I was the local hoon. Fuck sake.

    • I think you should pivot towards hooning. In the States we call it "telling jokes with cars".garbage
  • ********
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  • robotron3k2

    Last week I picked up a 2001 4runner to replace my 98 Path. It's got cassette and CD (Dolby©), sunroof, all leather, 3.4 straight 6, 174k miles, 4x4, very quick - I'm liking it a lot. With my OCD I'll need to fix a few things but seems like great selection of parts and DIY mods available and give it a graphic designer touch...

    • That sounds dope, should post pics. You seem like a pretty decent guy when we aren't vehemently disagreeing on politics.garbage
    • Hehe! Thanks, oh jeez politics ;) It' was 5k and it:s looking homely rtn but I've got some ideas https://imgur.com/a/…robotron3k
    • It's like a silver-white color so I'm to bump up the contrast, dark wheels, tires, rock slider, lift like 1.5, get it camping ready, custom Yota decals....robotron3k
    • Nice. I suggest a lightbar.garbage
    • perfect for a male going his own waymonospaced
    • https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
    • no music with female singers allowed in a vehicle driven by a male going his own way ... right robo?monospaced
    • good looking rig. any rust? East coast rust is hell on 18 year old vehicles. I expect you to customize like this...
      https://i.dailymail.…
      fooler
    • https://image.busine…fooler
    • Seems very clean, the frame was sealed, just a few rust spots. Mono, I'm thinking one Cherry Bomb, one Glasspack, is that too manly or just right??robotron3k
    • Fooler those are way too many stickers, I've got one sticker offensive, sexist, maga enough... Alien Mudflap Girl https://imgur.com/a/…robotron3k
    • don't forget the trailer hitch decoration!
      https://tasiagiovann…
      PonyBoy
    • I like that pony, I could sew a few pubes on it too...robotron3k
    • don't forget to sharpie-on a few freckles for good measurePonyBoy
  • PonyBoy2

    out of toilet paper... goodbye socks

    • Remember it before putting on your shoes...OBBTKN
    • also good bye fluffy :(pango
    • Take the morning after pill, just in case.deadsperm
  • sarahfailin21

    comments in COTD are getting kinda rough.

    it destroys any hope that we might appreciate images of women without devolving into sexually violent misogyny.

    get your shit together you apes. or else lets do away with the thread and make QBN a friendlier place for women.

    • +1i_monk
    • I now supervise a team of three young women and can't imagine pointing them to QBN.i_monk
    • yup i felt those last few comments have gone beyond irony as well.hans_glib
    • some if the girls barely look as old as NBQ's mental age (approx 13). Grim.Fax_Benson
    • +1pango
    • *ofFax_Benson
    • -1drgs
    • but jesus hot dog...renderedred
    • Wow so you attack me when my comment was a sarcastic critique of the “feed her a sandwich” comments some others made?NBQ00
    • I can’t stand these “she looks malnourished, feed her something” comments myself.NBQ00
    • I never check it, just did. Yeesh.garbage
    • 'but jesus hot dog'...

      lol... aren't you cute?
      PonyBoy
    • +1
      We need a safe space for posting pics of naked broads. qbnwoke.com
      deadsperm
    • I don't even know who is being sarcastic in which direction these days.garbage
    • Perhaps it is time to kill this thread once and for all, as a majority of members seemed in favor of not long ago.Moderator
    • This reeks American PC. Senile, sentimental snot chewing. Only thing missing are the transgendersdrgs
    • Men on the internet are posting nude pics and leaving salacious comments? Which part of it was surprising?drgs
    • Kill it. Purge the pervs.
      Jesus Hot Dog FTW.
      Nairn
    • Team Hypocrite®... Assemble!!!PonyBoy
    • As I understand it, the pics are OK it's the comments about the ladies' bodies that's the problem (#slimshaming).
      Leave the thread and block comments.
      Win-win!
      deadsperm
    • you sure it's the 'slim-shaming' or the comment about 'feeding someone their cock'? Give me a fucking break, guys.PonyBoy
    • and what the fuck is 'slim shaming'... did you just make up that drivel?PonyBoy
    • OK, it's not only the body shaming but also the sexual nature of the comments.
      Either way they should block the comments.
      deadsperm
    • Yes, I did just make up slim-shaming. I thought 'skinny' was too violent.deadsperm
    • If you don't like the thread—don't click it. Or—please start moderating and be sure to moderate everything. i_monk's 2nd comment hits home.
      #MQBNGA
      PonyBoy
    • @i_monk i tell girls about qbn a lot, when they ask me what my username is whichever you guys' nick is first in my mind i give it...renderedred
    • I kind of agree with PonyBoy on this, just don't partake in the thread if you don't like it - after all it's generally the same people who make themselves lookben_
    • like idiots in there. At least it somewhat contains their creepiness to a place where we can expect it.ben_
    • The battle, if there is one is when these retards starts preaching their misogynistic shit in regular threads.ben_
    • i miss chukka, he kept cotd in tipy top conditionrenderedred
    • The moral outrage police activated.Hayoth
    • nahhh im just there to make art statement.pango
    • NBQ does have the mental age of 13, i've noticed that. Other day he was wanking over the thought of a female QBNr watching porn and harassing herKhurram
    • Comments are revealing; useful for us women to distinguish the men, the boys, the brats. Also helps me put in context their other, non-COTD posts
      ********
    • stfu robomonospaced
    • Wtf Khurram, why are you spreading lies? I was never waking over another female here and certainly did not harass her you moronNBQ00
    • So many pussies in here. Toughen up and stop making false statements and spreading lies. Or you'll see more members leaving this placs. Fuck this blog post.NBQ00
    • It's unreal how many here don't understand sarcasm or jokes and get triggered easily. PC cry babies.NBQ00
    • Nah, mate. Everyone speak their mind. The only thing more discouraging than me posting a pic I like and having it ripped apart by a "hater" is...zarb0z
    • ..bellends defending themselves for being such tossers in the comments. You don't like it, move along (or don't visit). No 2 ppl will have the same opinion.zarb0z
    • And having a sexist wank is not PC, snowflake, cry baby whatever you want to call it, it's a lack of DECENCY.zarb0z
    • It's not even about the COTD. It's creeps like NBQ that make women uncomfortable. There's one or two of them around here. We should get rid.Khurram
    • It's like gamer gate all over again. Do you remember what happened then?Khurram
    • Fuck off Khurram, you know nothing about me. Who are you even? It’s the first time I see you here. And just chiming in finally to attack me?NBQ00
    • *eatingpopcorn.gifautoflavour
    • For what it’s worth, I don’t visit that thread that often anymore but I don’t think it should be deleted. If u don’t like it, don’t visit.autoflavour
    • I think it’s a bullshit argument to make that deleting this one thread will make qbn a woman friendly place. Not to mention woman appreciate naked woman alsoautoflavour
    • "She looks malnourished. Need to feed her my dick"
      not to target one person but its literally the first example i can find lol
      pango
    • Naked pictures of women not a problem as much as the pics of skinny kids and violent comments. Not unreasonable to object. Usual hissy fits in response.Fax_Benson
    • yeah pango, it was a sarcastic remark because of the previous "she looks thin" or "she looks malnourished". Jeez. You guys are idiots.NBQ00
    • lolpango
    • i was being sarcastic! couldn't you tell?pango
    • Its threads like that, that make qbn not a viable place to make money for theres owners and for us. It could be $ or perks for all of us if we behaved.shellie
    • *the ownersshellie
    • Ahhh, "She looks malnourished. Need to feed her my dick" is sarcastic because you have no dick? got it.kingsteven
    • make money? huh?NBQ00
    • Hmmm everytime I peek in that thread, it looks like Maxim magazine or something. I'm less offended by the misogyny, than by QBN's boring taste in women :)yuekit
    • NBQ00 doesn't realize he's part of why this site is such a sausage party and will never be more than a garbage forum
      ********
    • And so he shouts that we're all idiots and that we're too sensitive. Completely unaware of himself.
      ********
    • NBQ is QBN in a dimension where everything is terriblekingsteven
    • Eh, me posting a silly sarcastic comment in the COTD thread doesn't mean it's the reason why so few women hereNBQ00
    • I didn't create the COTD thread. And there were always so few women on this site.NBQ00
    • Generally, women don't participate much in forums. It's mostly a sausage fest no matter what site it is.NBQ00
    • god damn it! i said not to target one person!pango
    • What are the expectations exactly? "They went deep into themselves and out came a voice of pure heart and soul"?drgs
    • Or do we pretend like we hang out at an intelligent design resource?drgs
    • the latterpango
    • Every time someone calls NBQ00 out the response is the same. "you don't know me" "I was being sarcastic" - then the same people circle the wagons in support...ben_
    • I really didn't start the "feed her...". I actually wanted to make a point with my sarcasm but some of you are too dumb to get it.NBQ00
    • of the same misogyny but insist it's just good fun and not to take it too seriously. I'll admit I have no idea who you (or most people on here) are, but at...ben_
    • read what I just said. jeez. unrealNBQ00
    • it's supposed to be a design and creative forum, so honestly, fuck yourself if you can't take the criticism from people who aren't blatant anti-female.ben_
    • I'm the least misogny guy in the universe. I love women. But some people can't take a joke and get triggered by smallest stuffNBQ00
    • I'm sure you're just really misunderstood. For what it's worth, you're not alone in being the "least misogny guy in the universe" around here.ben_
    • NBQ00 since 2018 certified by drgs = piece of shit
      ********
    • Really, so cool of you.NBQ00
    • It seems as if I triggered world war 3 or something. What a cry-baby fest in here.NBQ00
    • I was actually trying to make a point with my sarcasm and yet I'm the only one being singled out and attacked here.NBQ00
    • All this reinforces to me is that many Americans are terrible at sarcasm. Not that I believe that nbpoo was for one pico-second trying to be sarcastic.Nairn
    • Really, you now attacking me too?NBQ00
    • didn't you cause a similar shit storm a while back? not that I'm that bothered, shitstorms and meltdowns are certainly morefadein11
    • entertaining than the COTD thread.fadein11
    • You love women??!?! That's what pedophiles say about CHILDREN! You fucking creep!Khurram
    • It's in no way just you NBQ00, but you do a pretty decent job showing up as the poster child for it.ben_
    • maybe it's all the sarcasm.ben_
    • Notice it's the COTD-defenders lashing out in anger; so easily triggered.i_monk
    • Indeed, i_monk.
      The original grievance was either missed our derailed from reading the comments.
      deadsperm
    • Nobody loves women more than I do.NBQ00
    • Damn! 82 comments! A new high score for me. *End thread*sarahfailin
    • NBQ has binders full of women.i_monk
    • Actual women, dessicated, deboned and folded into tiny parcels of grim testamentNairn
    • XD Comments.
      seriously its not just one person. guys.
      pango
    • lol nairnfadein11
  • PonyBoy0

    About an hour ago I'm sitting my apartment working and I hear an insane downpour begin outside... followed by some huge cracks of thunder and bursts of light (lightning hitting somewhere in apartment complex)... and plenty of hail. I opted to take a peek outside. I live about a half of a mile from a 1700' mountain... it had completely disappeared from view.

    We've been having spot storms pop-up all over the place the last few days. They can get to be rather frightening given the amount of water and flash floods that come with them... but today's storm had something extra special... this shit apparently was occurring nearly right over my head based on the news reports:

    https://www.facebook.com/FOX10Ph…

  • i_monk-1

    I've had to manually back up my Android phone for years, which means I've ended up with dozens of duplicates of hundreds of photos. Is there an easy way to consolidate them in one folder, getting rid of or just ignoring the duplicates, without having to deal with dialogue boxes or warnings everytime a dupe is found?

    • Cant you just delete the old backups and use the most recent one?eryx
    • wtf, i responded to this earlier but it's not here? Mustn't've clicked 'save'....Nairn
    • the DCIM folder saves all photos in numerical order, no? So can't you just drop all the folders onto one copy and run with that one?Nairn
    • Not all of the backups have everything, as I had to delete folders from the phone to free up space. I don't want to be sitting here telling it what to do eachi_monk
    • time it finds the same file name.i_monk
    • Lightroom? ACDSee? Both have a pretty smart dedupe function.zarb0z
    • I don't have Lightroom at home, but maybe Bridge can handle that. Didn't know ACDSee was on mac now; haven't thought of it since switching from Win 98.i_monk
  • utopian7

  • NBQ002

    I always get blamed for everything. But still love you guys.

    • Unless you want me out, just tell me.NBQ00
    • F'horny self-depreciation. You give me a soggy pancake.
      ********
    • This is all your fault.deadsperm
    • deprecation*, sorry ↘
      ********
    • yay, another meltdown incoming. lol, chill out.fadein11
    • you're owning like 80% of all commenting / posting on this website these days NBQ lol :P You are VERY active.Bennn
  • NBQ009

    Alright then. I'm leaving. Bye.

    • oh don't be daft.fadein11
    • I've had 100's of arguments on here and still lurk daily. If you feel you've been misjudged show everyone the real you baby haha.fadein11
    • https://66.media.tum…hans_glib
    • So long. We barely knew ye.Khurram
    • @fade Seriously. How big of a baby do you have to be to announce you're leaving? We've had a ton of dramatic exits that are frankly childish.garbage
    • Who says goodbye to a website? Fucks sake.garbage
    • odd behaviour for surefadein11
    • I'm staying, sorryGardener
    • Peter Pancakes gonna miss you...robotron3k
    • @garbage: I say Goodnight to QBN every night, as I close my browser.

      “Sshhh, only dreams”.
      Nairn
    • right on cue. fuck qbn is funny.inteliboy
    • Thanks for all the fish!rzu-rzu
    • Are you just popping down the shop because we’ll all be here when you get back mate? We’re watching youuuuu!Ianbolton
  • Hayzilla10

    So COTD has gone? So be it. I haven't looked at it for years so can't comment on specific peoples behaviour but that argument was super fun and had me laughing. Thanks guys. Some highlights...

    1. @nb Thinking this place would be swimming in women if COTD didn't exist. LOL

    2. @people Realising after 10yrs that the '''Chick''' of the Day thread would contain sexual misogynistic comments. Haha

    3. @shellie believing that QBN was somewhere everyone could make money from. Bwhaaa.

    4. @Khurram raising his head from obscurity to basically call someone a pedo. Musk style! ROFL

    @mono Cussing out Robo in the middle of it for no reason like a tourettes reaction. Haha

    @iMonk So now it's deleted will you point those three young women to QBN? Will you fuck. LOL.

    Really good stuff guys. Thanks.

    Don't let the bastards grind ya down NBQ000 and leave the sarcasm to us Brits.

    • +1renderedred
    • i. it's not deletedNairn
    • It's all sarahfailin's fault. Notice how he caused a fire and just left the scene.NBQ00
    • Mate! When Khurrr said "You love women??!?!" I literally had tears in my eyes.Hayzilla
    • I feel bad for you getting attacked like that but QBN has never made me giggle as much as some of the comments in that argument so I'm glad it happened.Hayzilla
    • Lol mono Pavlov's so hard on every sexist post, he thinks I'm everyone, I wish for once he would post a helpful or fun link, he sure enjoys being trolly...robotron3k
    • you don't understand, it's not that I believe you're Busty, it's that I'm using your username as an insultmonospaced
    • I never visit COTD and have never posted in it.monospaced
    • is a single "stfu" really "like a tourettes reaction?" really?monospaced
    • the saga continues...renderedred
    • sorry I didn't hang out to watch drama unfold >.> Cotd, gtfo, srynotsry kthxbaisarahfailin
    • Ha, I know, and i'm the guy who posted a pic of my dick getting sucked in an alleyway on here, once upon a time.. Like i can talk about anything!! LOLKhurram
    • :( coulda been $. There's peak talent in these halls but we could never bring paying clients here.shellie
    • this place is not for clients .... omg I can't even imagine ;)monospaced
    • If COTD gets deleted, and Dude of the day thread is still there, I don't like where this is goingdrgs
    • Clearly mono. Christ on a cross itd be a shit show.shellie
    • If COTD gets deleted, you can count on tossers like Bindegal and NBQ posting shock-value pics to POTD.zarb0z
    • what about man boobs thread? it stays?renderedred
    • As a substitutedrgs
    • Get a girlfriend drgs, everything will be ok.Khurram
    • @khurram drgs doesn't give a fuck since 2006renderedred
    • nice, hayzilla... fucking great post!PonyBoy
    • I member khurram's dick post.

      His penis is approximately 68 pixels long.
      Nairn
    • 136 on retina.
      but anyway, the thread is still there.
      fadein11
    • And I am NOT suggesting deleting it, this is too much fun for a Tuesday eve.fadein11
    • Wasn't COTD like the politics thread? A big dustbin to keep the rest of the site more civilized?monNom
    • (whispers quietly in Thunderdome)garbage
    • I'll occasionally take a peek at COTD...but couldn't really give a stuff if it was deleted. Not as though there's a shortage of places to find nekkid pics!BusterBoy
    • this post deliversautoflavour
    • https://i.imgur.com/…Gnash
    • how long before the influx of chicks?hotroddy
    • we did it for the money and the bitches?hotroddy
    • @hotroddy we are obviously #winningrenderedred
    • Haha! Major LOLs all around.Krassy
  • NBQ003

    Can't we all just get along? It's almost Christmas.

    "If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live." — Tommy Wiseau

  • Continuity1

    All right then. I'm staying. Hi.

  • sarahfailin2

    I don't think hardly any of us would miss COTD if it were gone. Only like 3 people post there and maybe 5 comment.

    The point is to act like women are human fucking beings and not punching bags. Grow up and realize that women are people like yourself, and then you get to appreciate them.

    Let me underscore this: Grow. The. Fuck. UP.

    • Do you really believe we run around in wife-beaters and treat women like animals? Maybe don’t take everything so serious on the internets.NBQ00
    • Stop being a SJW when there’s no need to.NBQ00
    • I like the COTD thread. Talented people taking pictures of beautiful women. What is the problem?eryx
    • Men are attracted to women. What will happen to humanity if people are afraid of sexuality?
      ********
    • dont think that's the problem. nobody ever had problem with simon's photos.pango
    • Men are attracted to women, but the best women are now men (?). This is the problem.robotron3k
    • spoken like a true MGTOW evangelist, robomonospaced
  • Bennn8

    I'm detached from QBN lately, dont know why, its happening sporadically.

    I notice we have some kind of crisis at the moment about a thread.

    Here's an actual picture of me right now :

    • Hi BennnNBQ00
    • you are missing some grade a drama ;)renderedred
    • you look stretchedsarahfailin
    • i look stetched? can you develop lolBennn
    • wouldnt say its a crisis when its gonna be over in 1 day or 2pango
    • Noone mention 5G... Please!fadein11
    • Bennn, we nnneed your bennnsplanation of what's happennning!Krassy
    • ^thisrenderedred
    • Scorsese?pablo28
    • the fact people keep announcing their involvement or un-involvement with this website goes to show we're all a bunch of fucking weirdos.inteliboy
    • I will never own those shoesHijoDMaite
    • Men’s Boots & Men’s Boobs all in one post.fooler
    • its normal inteliboy, we're here since almost 20 years, its specialBennn
  • robotron3k7

    I started a freelance to perm job a number of weeks ago for a small consultancy in Manhattan. We are working to fix a online product but the catch is, the product is broken in the first place - so it's a cluster f to begin and end with. I'm doing UX / UI but the boss is nuts and started yelling and saying crap about my work in a big meeting yesterday evening. Then he text me last night saying I was too expensive, my work is shit and things were not working out, blah, blah, blah.

    He set up a time to meet with me this morning, obviously thinking he's gonna fire me. I am relieved and I'm just all smiles when I want in to the meeting. He's very sharp dude and starts lecturing me, getting all serious, talking smack to me about my work and then I literally bust out laughing. He's saying the most ridiculous things I can't help it. He gets even more serious and I interrupt as he's on his soapbox, "aren't you going to fire me?" He ignores and keeps talking and I interrupt and repeat it again, his jaw drops. I ask him if it's my last day today? or it would be cool to work end of week? he short circuits. Then he gets more confused and starts back-pedaling. Then he asks if I can stay till end of month, than few minutes later till middle of Jan, then he starts talking about me working till the end of Jan...

    Pfft! So much lol today.

    • the "no fucks given" approach works great sometimesrenderedred
    • You should have also mentioned the product is broken and was broken before you started.i_monk
    • ...and then I told him I'm pretty much a card carrying nazi, and nothing! he's like we want to keep you on full time! :)_niko
    • lol @nikorenderedred
    • haha. Would make a great movie scenemonospaced
    • You still getting paid after all this drama?! Legend :)) they will go bust in 3-6 months with this attitude, you k that r?grafician
    • It's all good I just need couple of weeks pay to chill. the crazy thing he wants me to do a rebranding of his company to boot! He thinks I'm a bad designer. Lolrobotron3k
    • Life is funny.robotron3k
    • Thanks for the laughs robo!OBBTKN
    • Office Space 2.0 lolnecromation
  • BonSeff3

    YOU GUYS NEED SOME MILK

    • IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!pango
    • can it be almond milk? I don't really like regular milk.capn_ron
    • fuckin full moon making everyone go nuts over nudes.BonSeff
    • Dems titty milk from COTD thread is all but dried up around these parts pilgrim.utopian
    • Almond juice only identifies as milk, it doesn't come from mammary glands. Milk has worked hard to get to where it is, juice are an unfair competition.deadsperm
    • I take milk everyday, man... or are you talking about MILK??OBBTKN
    • lol utopian.ben_
    • https://www.youtube.…BonSeff
    • because you prefer milk from mammary glands, every other beverages are inferior.
      Got it
      pango
    • I did not state any preference, I'm only reminding you that milk has to come from mammary glands. I do not condone milk supremacy.deadsperm
    • pfff you're this close sir!
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      pango
  • inteliboy2

    some of Boards of Canada's music is so nostalgic it makes me feel weird and I can't listen to it.

    • same here with some wilco's songsOBBTKN
    • I'm the same with early Blur. It was such a good time in my life. The last time I listened I started crying. Missing the friends and experiences. Can't listen.Hayzilla
    • There's many albums i cant listen anymore even if I love them because they make me feel so blue it hurtsBennn
    • Also albums that my Brother used to play all day every day that I couldn't stand for years due to excessive playing but now when I hear it. It's kinda nice.Hayzilla
  • NBQ006

    C Y B E R C U N T S