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- eryx2
Hey
- OBBTKN0
Year by year I'm looking taller, all my friends started "curving", loosing height and strength, mates telling me "ey, you look taller than the past summer, my friend...".
Ummmm, I know, it's a stupid q, but, I'm worried coz, the last time I slipped in a bar an felt to the ground, anybody was able to get me off the ground.
I'm seriously thinking to migrate to north Eu, and get drunk without worrying.
- what’s your question?monospaced
- How old are you?SimonFFM
- No question mono, was elaborating the idea for myself. 47, SimonOBBTKN
- your 80 year old friends are shrinking :)Krassy
- "Ummm, I know, it's a stupid q..." threw me off.monospaced
- You're worried that you're getting taller, and that is going to make falling worse and people won't be able to help you up because you're too tall?monospaced
- Just wanna help, if possible:
You're not getting taller. Nope.monospaced - And there's nothing about northern Eu that is better for drunk tall people, not that I'm aware of.monospaced
- @mono, sorry mate, I was "doing a joke", thanks for your worry ;)OBBTKN
- SO FUNNY (nobody here was worried, least of all me)monospaced
- what was the joke, exactly, and why did you put it in quotation marks? Usually that denotes it was in fact, the opposite of what you're saying.monospaced
- Bennn1
i was on vacations since 9 days, did I miss something?
- Nopenb
- Nice job on the coverup nb. Benn must never know.garbage
- Didn't we agreed not to talk about it in any form?sted
- i want to know, what happens??? :-O
is 'set' back on another username?Bennn - Oh just tell himGnash
- fuck guys, we said no leroy jenkins shit!renderedred
- not itmonospaced
- The first rule of QBN is...Krassy
- ^aye 'mon thenrenderedred
- I think we should take it to a vote. Everyone with a Premium Account should go to the secret chat room.garbage
- only important stuff.neverscared
- A decision was made. I tried.. but, sorry.Nairn
- :-oBennn
- mg331
FINALLY my company allowed us to upgrade to Mojave. Been waiting for Sketch dark mode for so long...
- Have fun updating all the other apps i.e. Adobe with your Mojave upgrade.utopian
- Adobe apps aren't a pain to update.monospaced
- I’ve had no issues with adobe in Mojave, so farGnash
- drgs0
Can you brew beer from marijuana, has it been tried?
- https://www.youtube.…renderedred
- as usual canadians have done it ;)renderedred
- There’s not much we haven’t tried with beerGnash
- or marijuanapango
- idea was born while high on marijuanaKrassy
- I cant wait when edibles are legal and I can just buy weed beer. Won't have to crack beers and roll joints. The future looks very bright indeed.eryx
- These are worlds i prefer separate: https://www.urbandic…
...although the premise is exciting.
: )ideaist - Gin and cannibals tonic with lime is the best camping drink. Beer weed sounds gross, but I'm not a beer guy.garbage
- Chunk of ice, some gin that's heavy on the juniper like Aviation, and an infused-tonic is a swell forest companion.garbage
- We’ve yet to make televisions out of weed.HijoDMaite
- Brand it. TeWee?garbage
- SimonFFM12
I told you about the hotel project with 110 images by me on the wall. The hotel management is so damn crazy. They just produced an image video for their hotel and I feel like sharing it with you:
- ewwww... lol @ the end :PPonyBoy
- Ha, I have that album. Damn, haven’t listened to that in agesGnash
- I am meeting the woman with the blue dress today.SimonFFM
- That's good business.hosscreative
- love it.microkorg
- Wow, just wow.robotron3k
- Daniel was a genius. There was a decent a doc about the guy in the early 2k’sGnash
- That's great!Nairn
- Wait, what hotel is this? I think I missed that post.garbage
- Guess I could havestuck around til the end before posting, but I must have missed your prior collaborations with them. I want to work with these people.garbage
- ^ https://www.qbn.com/…Gnash
- Thanks Gnash.garbage
- robotron3k0
NYC UX design job
- sorry didn't finish my post, but let me know if anyone with UX experience needs a gig, I've got a lead on a job I have to turn down for good agencyrobotron3k
- they need to be in nyc, temp to perm, the rate is $60 per for temp, hit me up with a text and I'll make an introrobotron3k
- 646-867-0697 I think it would be a good gig for someone looking for stabilityrobotron3k
- the title is "UX Designer"robotron3k
- renderedred2
it's old but check out no. 7
50 Most Popular Women on the Web, Per Google Search Results
- utopian-2
A BIG FUCK YOU TO AMAZON!
I purchased a new coffee maker yesterday and it was shipped today with no problems. I realized early today that I wanted to purchase an alternative coffee maker, so I went to Amazon and requested a return. The website said "no returns" for the coffee maker. So I called them up and Amazon offered me a complete 100% refund because I was a Prime member and that I can keep the coffee maker free of charge. I then told the Amazon customer service advisor that I'm on the product page right now and DO NOT see anywhere on the product page that this particular item was NON returnable. She said that it was a new Amazon policy with certain products. I asked her how is anyone going to know if the new product that they are purchasing from Amazon in non returnable...her answer...they will not.
Fuck you Amazon and thanks for the free coffee maker.
- #FirstWorldProblems :)NBQ00
- And you complain about getting a coffee maker for free?NBQ00
- My Uncle got a USB drive delivered once from amazon. The driver turned up and my Uncle told him he'd cancelled the order and to take it back.Hayzilla
- Driver told him to just keep it anyway. My Uncle was suspicious so refused. Driver got in his van, wound down the window and threw it into a neighbours garden!!Hayzilla
- umm...*confused.. you're saying 'fuck you' to a company that not only took care of you but let you keep shit for free?PonyBoy
- I once ordered a ton of AA batteries, but actually needed AAA batteries. When I tried to return them, refund was the only option.monospaced
- If you want a free coffee maker oder the "Cuisinart DCC-3200 14-Cup Glass Carafe with Stainless Steel Handle Programmable Coffeemaker, Silver" from Amazon.utopian
- https://www.amazon.c…utopian
- I sell stuff on Amazon. It's easier for us for you to just keep it. Sales volume is so high and we bake in these giveaways to the profit calc.Requiredwhen1
- Fuck Amazon. They're never cheapest anymore. Everything's retail. If you're non-prime, it takes a week to ship out.section_014
- What do you sell Requiredwhen1?Hayzilla
- Hayzilla0
A friend of mine has an old blog on https://www.getjealous.com/
About 61 entries (pages) anyone know an easy free way to scrape the text of around 63 pages of a site. The photos would be a bonus too.Tried a few online. They didn't work or were too confusing.
- Try this maybe?
https://parsehub.com…Nairn - If you're able to get your hands dirty:
https://github.com/j…
https://phantomjs.or…
https://github.com/r…Nairn - Failing that, watch The Social Network.
If memory serves, Zuk offers a quick how-to on web scraping...Nairn
- Try this maybe?
- Nairn-2
Apropos of nothing, y'gots to love Spanish names.
eg.
María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta y BruceI sort of regret not bestowing my daughter with such a ridiculously-long latin name, finished up with my own very-much-not latin name.
- All of the lawsuits against Weinstein are actually just different lawsuits by one crazy, out of work Hollywood chick. Now you know.robotron3k
- i wasn't allowed to call my daughter agnes (pronounced ann-yes) because wife felt she would either called anus or aggniss...hans_glib
- stoplying1
Looking for recommendations for two unrelated items.
An iPhone holder for my car - there are so many that claim to be amazing, but hoping someone with hands on (hands-free) experience can recommend.
A new game for the iPhone - loved temple run back in the day. Something fun/mildly addictive.
All suggestions will be taken into consideration. Please and thank you.
- Fanboy response coming soon.utopian
- Phone car holder works great for me https://www.amazon.c…bezoar
- if your air vents are stable, i love the Kenu Airframe. https://www.kenu.com…ArmandoEstrada
- inteliboy0
https://twitter.com/angryblackla…
I see threads and comments like this constantly. Am I missing something? Last I saw, all countries and all races are more than happy to fuck one another over. Or is this a unique USA perspective due to trump-country?
- unique to western countries. The rest of the world lives in racial harmony.Gnash
- 'Merica is up its own ass about race.i_monk
- <brainwashedHayoth
- Just checked Twitter handle... yup checks out.robotron3k
- *giggle... what i_monk saidPonyBoy
- robotron3k7
friday afternoon shrooms kicking in finally...
carry on.
- niiccee +helloeatbreathedrive
- you microdosing?fadein11
- I knew you must be doing something good because less trump trolling, how's it going?fadein11
- I did a little Mico from some caps but it hit kinda hard so I said, F it! So taken the rest.robotron3k
- Now listening to some Hang Massiverobotron3k
- fade... have I told you lately that you're good people? :)PonyBoy
- no, scary place this, you serious? i'm only one person. if serious though thanks. I will expand.fadein11
- lol—was just saying that I haven't told you lately that you're good guy (you've always been reasonable in debate & don't completely shit on folks like robo). <3PonyBoy
- Yeah, fade is ok by me.robotron3k
- thanks pony, feelings mutual, and you know i respect your views despite differences. you handle yourself well is how I would put it :) I'm trying.fadein11
- @robo, i'd like to get to know you better (in a non gay way). I appreciated you opening up on my screenplay post.fadein11
- i've been a dick so many times here in past it's nice to hear this. we are all getting older i thinkfadein11
- Also fade, I appreciate you qualifying the non gay thing before things got weird in the AM.robotron3k
- Get a room. jk this is nicebezoar
- What kind of music do you like robo?garbage
- Obligatory, https://pbs.twimg.co…zaq
- tried microdosing recently, I can feel positive effectzaq
- Macrodosingdbloc
- Continuity1
Thursday I got an idea for a TVC. It was pretty much fully germinated the moment it popped into my head. At the time, I was convinced it was the best idea I'd ever had.
From the time I had the idea, to when I wrote the script, proofed it for spelling and grammar, and threw together a mood board, 45 minutes had passed.
I sent it immediately to Client Services Director in the agency where I work. He says he loved it, and would try to sell it to the client as-is next week.
I just re-read the idea/script. And I cringe in embarrassment. 'WTF was I thinking?! This is horrible! They must think I'm a no-talent cunt!' is the first thing that always pops into my head. And I'm supposed to be the CD in this agency.
I wish — for once in my life — I could actually truly love stuff I do, and not think it's utter shit 24 hours later, after I look at it again.
- Always sleep on it before you share.nb
- I can relate to thisfadein11
- Nah if questioned flip the script. Lift one eyebrow & tell them you left out one key element to the story—that everything will be done as sock puppets.robotron3k
- The trick is to have a super serious look on your face.robotron3k
- Then slowly pop another shroom in your mouthfuturefood
- Just wait until you realize that fully germinated idea was so clear because you saw it a week ago in some other commercial and subconsciously regurgitated it.monNom
- fix it in post._me_
- lol @ monNomscruffics
- PonyBoy0
fuuuuuuck... it's already September?
- loool11
emotional rollercoaster:
sunday - yesterday: my wife and daughter left for a month on a holiday :`(
monday today: my birthday :) but being without them so i miss them :`(
tonight: i'll get drunk with my friends :) organised a birthday&goodbye party
this week: final week working in place where i worked for the last almost 8 years, kinda :( :)
next week: starting a new job in a new awesome place :)
- LifeBennn
- Oddly, I'm just today back from 2nd weekend visit to my partner and daughter who are away for August. It's good for them, and me, but not ideal.Nairn
- (I mean, good for them to be at home, in the warmth surrounded by family and friends, 'good' for me to be a miserable cunt, working late hours...)Nairn