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Last night I was at a bar, chilling on the patio having a drink with a friend and a fight broke out. Shattered glass, tables turning and whatnot.
I managed to separate them, and had to forcibly walk this pipsqueak down the sidewalk while he tried to fight me and kept threatening them.
Me as I'm restraining him: "Dude, trust me. I'm doing you a huge favor."
Him: "Fuck you, and I'm coming back for them."
About that point some fat dude with a dreadlock mullet comes flying over my shoulder and fucking floors this guy. Now the belligerent pipsqueak is screaming for help, and not gonna lie, I did a real life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and walked away as he proceeded with his ass-beating.
Walked back to the patio and people thought I actually bounced at the bar, and find out that the guy was creeping on some girls all night, so I have no regrets. My friend was pissed he didn't film it because "Damn that would have gotten 10 million hits on WorldStar".
Walked to the bus and within the span of 2 minutes some dude tries to sell me meth, I watched a crazy person smash their guitar on the bus stop, and some dude started circling me and calling me a n****r. I debated between punching him or calling a Lyft. I made the right decision. Blah blah blah, Belltown sucks and I don't want to edit photos today because I have a Hangover with a capital H.
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'thought I actually bounced at the bar'Nairn - bounce = leave
bounced = leftstoplying - Ah! I interpreted it as "didn't pay bill at bar" which didn't really chime with the rest of the narrative. Thanks!Nairn
- Yeah, blame it on hangover fog. They thought I was an actual bouncer for the bar, asked me something like "Does that happen often?"garbage
- Sounds like a chill nightdesmo
- why was he calling you a nutter?fadein11
- lol @fade. It hurts to laugh today, please don't do that.garbage
- Naggeri_monk
- nobody likes a nagger!pango
- Looks like you live in a lovely neighborhood or at least like to visit such.NBQ00
- I live in Wallingford, which is actually one of the nicest neighborhoods in Seattle. Google and bunch of tech companies have campuses here.garbage
- But the bus line to get to Belltown (basically downtown) is super shady. I should follow up and share post I saw on Reddit the following morning:garbage
- https://www.reddit.c…garbage
- I didn't see a knife, but holy fuck I dodged a bullet if it was the same guy. I was so close to smacking him.garbage
- What kind of world do we live in where "OK, dude is threatening me, but I don't want to hit him because his life sucks enough already" is an internal debate?garbage
- lol you done well on a cry night :Dsted
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