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  • Maaku1

    Redesigning someone's work? Not a problem.

    Working with someone else's files who don't keep a clean layered structure and couldn't care less about naming them correctly?

    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.…

  • MrT3

    Can someone with the skills do a mix of the I ❤ HOUSE thread?

  • since19790

    ugh. having a runny nose on an hour-long subway ride is brutal

  • detritus1

    The domain registrar I've used since the late 90s has finally gotten around to updating their back-end - it's been pretty much the same in all the time I've been with them.

    Part of this upgrade is teh requirement for an updated password - fair enough, the one I use there is comically short and easy to hashbang, if an avenue was provided.

    Except.. they're doign it the retard way:

    contain at least 8 characters
    contain utmost 16 characters
    contain at least 2 digit(s)
    contain at least 1 lowercase alphabet(s)
    contain at least 1 uppercase alphabet(s)
    contain at least 1 special character(s)
    contain only the following allowed special characters: ~!@#*^-$%&()+=_?/{}

    This is, as far as I know, bad practice - especially, in my mind, the 8-16 character limit. Much better to have, say, 128 character limit and let people write whatever the fuck they like. Now I've got to find the magical bowl of porridge that fits this mostly arbitrary criteria.

    *grumbles

    shit like this makes me change companies, pointless curmudgeon that i am.

  • stoplying0

    Got some Valentine's undie-bombs for my wife.
    It was a little nerve-wracking being the only dude in the store. Bras and thongs everywhere. But I did good, she likes em!

  • mg331

    Damn you Chipotle. How am I supposed to read this on my computer without breaking my neck?

    • You can't read sideways without tywisting your head? Mind, you I suppose we ARE getting old.. :\detritus
    • Also, enjoy it whilst you can..
      https://www.bloomber…
      detritus
    • nnngh, fuck you mg33 - I've not had Chipotle in aaaages and now it's all I can think about :|detritus
    • I'm giving the Keto diet a try - limited carbs - higher fat and protein, and we had Chipotle catered in our office today.mg33
    • I panicked but then managed a nice 532 calorie lunch of steak, cheese, salsa, lettuce, and guacamole. Delicious.mg33
    • we had qudoba. i somehow managed to be first in line, how awful with no way to gauge how MUCH food was appropriate to add to my plate.kona
    • so I went light and an hour later im hungry again. white rice. beans. steak. salsa. lettuce.kona
    • I literally went down the line with a food scale. LOLmg33
    • Kona you should see the difference in my nutrition breakdown between a low carb approach vs my normal. Avg. carbs a day for me was over 200.mg33
    • This week I've kept below 35 each day.mg33
    • And nowhere near the added sugar I typically ingest, save for some non-dairy, low carb ice cream.mg33
    • lol@the food scale. I'm impressed!kona
    • you don't.notype
  • sarahfailin1


    I just got to my layover on a flight yesterday when google showed me the article on this plane engine falling apart, asking "Do you want to see more articles like this?"

    uhhhhhhh no.

  • bliznutty-2

    so i realized and have to admit that i've been using this guy mike for a really long time now. i mean i considered him a friend and hung out with him a lot (mostly lunch meetings and such) but today realized that underneath everything i've been using him to hopefully one day cash out on him. he's really smart and i just was trying to stay within his close biz circle/network so that hopefully could be a partner (which at some point we were).. i think the point i'm making is don't mix business with friends and don't do what i did which is make a 'friend' only based on hopes of some business interaction. sometimes i feel i was used by him (as i have gotten him jobs, connections, work for his company w/o pay, was promised equity, was considered a biz partner, done biz deals) but today realized that it wasn't him using me so much as it was me always using him. even though i had done so much for him, the line of business/friends was too blurred, and now i don't find that i like him much as a friends or business - and realize that i wouldn't have liked or hung out him to all along if i hadn't been essentially using him to try and further my career. anyway FML, that was too long an investment for it not to pay out.

    oh well. lesson learned in life i suppose. don't use people?

    • I think monkey branching in work is fairly normal, continue...robotron3k
    • Thinking about it makes you a good person. Keep in mind that it is almost impossible in a human relationship to exactly equal out each others favors.mekk
    • Everything in life is a selfish act. Having kids, a wife. Making friends to feel good etc. Carry on ya soppy twat or if you really don't like him. Lose his.Hayzilla
    • you gold digger lolsince1979
    • lol 1979PonyBoy
  • OBBTKN9

    This showed up in my mailbox :)

    Now I have to decide where to put it on, prob. on my bike...

    Thanks a lot @capn_ron!!

    • HAPPY VALENTINE'S!! :Dpango
    • ^OBBTKN
    • But no, pango, it's not going to be stuck on my undies...OBBTKN
    • you, pervert... ;)OBBTKN
    • love you @Capn ... I've been slacking on my promised photo of it on something.Will try and do this soonmugwart
    • Someone sent me some last year. And i feel really bad that I can't remember who it was now :-(Hayzilla
    • YES! Check it out. I was going to wrap it in some porn pictures, but didn't want you to open it at work and get busted.capn_ron
    • I put that on my bowler hat during last month's QBN NYC drinks.CyBrainX
    • :)notype
    • i sent someone a qbn shirt after someone sent it to me. the barter of qbn logo merch is a longstanding traditionimbecile
  • inteliboy1

    I've always wondered, why over all these years, there is always a troll or two on qbn/nt. statistically is it the norm or something?

    • Maybe it's a job... just to stir things up...dmay
    • Suspect someone volunteers themselves if there is a void. If no one is posting racist, sexist tripe. Someone feels compelled to grab that unclaimed attention.Hayzilla
    • I'm starting to think it is a mod or a higher up. Like an experiment they will write about later.capn_ron
    • me thinks it's statistics, out of every 10-20 ppl there has to be one or two idiots...renderedred
    • the troll not always chooses this role himself, the collective mob mentality will appoint onedrgs
    • for their own entertainmentdrgs
  • since19790

    hmm, Im 17 and decide to shoot up my buddies instead of trying to get some sweet 16 year old action... hmm where did I go wrong?

  • detritus0

    Working from home today as I want to focus on re-doing my website without the distraction of machinery in the background - also, the heating works better here. I'm very rarely here throughout weekdays, so am unaccustomed to the rituals and routines of my neighbours.

    I'm less than thrilled to learn that apparently my upstairs neighbour likes to listen to thrashing metal/punk loudly in the afternoon and that my old next door neighbour has his TV set turned up quite loudly too whilst he watches bombastic movies.

    I thought older brick buildings were better at sound absorption. I am, as I often find myself in life, completely incorrect.

  • freedom0

    I have a Mac Book.

    I downloaded an app that randomly opened all my browsers (Chrome, Firefox, Safari) and was obviously spam.

    I don't see anything new installed or new extensions.

    Am I okay? Is there any step I should take?

  • freedom0

    Is there a way to find what serial number is used on an application?

  • robojojo2

    Hi, I'm back. I used to be ninjasavant, but I forgot my password.

    • welcome back ninja!capn_ron
    • What did I miss?robojojo
    • Happy returns.Fax_Benson
    • It would appear trolling has continued unabated and seems to have reached a head with long time members from back in the day :(robojojo
    • trolling has reached a new low. dudes posting ar-15 pictures same day as a mass shooting.capn_ron
    • Why do we have to be powerless against this? Can't we vote them off the island?robojojo
    • robojojo is omgLMFAO
    • LMFAO!%=/+sted
    • great, now we have two robos!oey
    • ughh ya i can see that causing confusion...pango
    • voting here is uselessLMFAO
    • it issondolo
    • Hmmmmmfuturefood
    • The trolling is nominal - much less than ever - but felt more personally. If you've not been here, I'm not sure why you'd bother caring. Anyway - 'hullo rob'detritus
  • Maaku0

    Slowest day ever...

  • HijoDMaite4

    Tom Hardy is fuckin cool. I’d hang with him.

    • watching Taboo right now.oey
    • I mean not right now but it's the show I'm watching.oey
    • I follow him on insta lolHijoDMaite
    • ya he's coolpango
    • I'd bang him.i_monk
    • Taboo is so underrated for what it is. The ost is killer too ;)helloeatbreathedrive
    • taboo is good but sometimes it has some lazy writing suddenly mixed with great twistsoey
    • taboo was incredible. One of my favs.
      and of cause he's cool hes mad max!
      mugwart
    • How do I watch Taboo here in the states?HijoDMaite
    • with a vpn ;-P!!mugwart
    • It's on Netflix in Canada, not yours too?i_monk
    • And he raps...or rapped... https://noisey.vice.…stoplying
    • Whaaaat damn!HijoDMaite
    • shit .... thats really good. Better than Daniel Radcliffe!mugwart
  • sondolo-1
    • These old age Homo sapiens pictures suggest that workout has Human roots
      http://bit.ly/1gLCCj…
      sted
    • Wrong thread. Also nobody cares.monospaced
    • Imagine being so insecure and desperate to prove some bullshit about your races claim to bullshit from the pastset
    • When everyone else is trying to move past that bullshit and just get along. Congratulations for being a stupid fucking seperationist cunt.set
    • yupmonospaced
  • OBBTKN1

    All the night coughing like mad, my right lung is not working, asthma skyrocketing, prob. the flu... And a ton of work to be done :(

    Awww... Freelancing, the paradise of the working class, COUGH!!

    • how is your lung not working?!?!oey
    • it's a saying... i sufer from pectus excavatum in my right side, sometimes it hurtsOBBTKN
    • will donate my body to science, there is not a "normal" body part on me... LMAOOBBTKN
    • with donations like that there's no future for scienceoey
    • Ey, they ove the challenges, no?OBBTKN
    • Ove > loveOBBTKN
    • :)oey
  • mugwart3

    Fucking hell.. look after your brian's guys and ladies and don't burn out.

    One or two weeks in recovering and I realize how much stress and work load I've had to endure. Still really in a bad way and my fucking brain actually feels bruised, my attention span is shot to shit and my current motivation is zero.

    Pulling the plug on my personal project until the day I get more time. Ironically within one day of only coding at work I picked up a note book and wrote out a chapter of my book. All I ever wanted to do was write and story tell anyway.

    Even thinking of leaving my current line of work to something more humane. Not to sure what though as not much innovation in London these days. Thinking of VR or something innovative.

    I know there are some larger and more critical things happening in the world and they dwarf this message in compassions but point I'm trying to make is look after yourself as well as friends and family around you.

    • :D Sorry, I know you're dyslexic, but "Look after your Brian's guys and ladies" is brilliant!detritus
    • haha i only notice when things get pointed out! If my work is ever printed i might release an un-dyslexic version for the peoplez!mugwart
    • us dyslexics still read as 'Brain,' anyway :)Gnash
    • You've totally abused your Brian and now he's bruised and sore. Give give him a rest, the poor lad.set
    • ;-)mugwart
    • perhaps there's a way you can make your current job work better for you.Gnash
    • it's very 'add' to pack up and move on! resist the urge until you've pushed through the fogGnash
    • Tried to talk to work but they haven't been helpful as in really disrespectful.mugwart
    • and @set - yes it is. I'm forcing myself to stop, brought myself some games and even forced windows on my pc (nerd!) so I will not do anything.mugwart
    • really want to get back into my yoga but even that feels to much. Rest is good but feel so guilty not working.mugwart
    • If you feel guilty for resting then it seems like there's some emotional trauma you need to face head on. You deserve to rest and be happy palset
    • I'm calling my friend Brian right now.monospaced
    • Youre right set, I am and am aware of it. My family abused me for wanting to write, they sort of derailed my further education. So I feel I have to over work tomugwart
    • compensate. I also have a fear of failure of not achieving my writing goal/dream. Basically my inner voice screams at me to get a move on with it already!mugwart
    • #melodrama!mugwart
    • You've got all the time in the world. Go easy on yourself. You're already exhausted, piling on more won't helpmonNom
    • man mug, hope you feel better. you need a trip to sunny san diego to hang with the crew out here and just chill.capn_ron
    • have you tried Ketamine?Gnash
    • ^ no, been thinking about a type of magic mushroom. I'm t total so not sure how it will react with me though!mugwart
    • @capn, nothing I would love to do more! One day I'd love to take you up on that offer. Thank you, means a lotmugwart
    • https://www.oxfordhe…Gnash
    • MDMA has had a lot of positive therapeutic use. Talk to your doc about trying something radicalGnash
    • cool. I've been trying to book appointment for the past 3 months! I'll add this to the listmugwart
    • Get some shrooms in ye - no comedown, unlike MDMA.detritus
    • if you've not done shrooms before, i wouldn't reco it. unless you'll be with someone that has some experience. like Detritus :)Gnash
    • (and i don't mean self-medicate!)Gnash
    • haha. I do love my shroom's, always cooking but these aren't the ones from the welsh valleys!mugwart
    • “Your Brians” sounds like some cockney slang for gonadscannonball1978
    • Quit everything and set up a Brian foundationfuturefood
    • ^ think your onto something!mugwart
    • https://i1.wp.com/ch…mugwart