Conspiracy of the day
Conspiracy of the day
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- utopian21
A friend asked me yesterday if QBN was somehow related to Qanon. I wasn't sure what he was referring to?
- Don't stop not stopping.MondoMorphic
- Not saying it is not..inv
- never don't give up!renderedred
- QBN and its 13 active members is a major interwebz movement!Krassy
- QBaNonnb
- fuck yeahdasohr
- lol at Q’BanonRamanisky2
- Pew, pewdoggydoggdog
- Qonspirators Unite!CyBrainX
- QBN = Question BideN.shapesalad
- MQBNGAChimp
- MAGA lives for ever. The communist fascists of qbn will be crushed. -JimHayoth
- time for retro rebrand... viva
NEWSTODAYjonny_quest_lives - This is glorious.garbage
- sorry NEWSTODAY®jonny_quest_lives
- United Qunts of AmericaGnash
- I mean, they both have a Q so, there's that. Holy crap some people are so dimwitted.monospaced
- stickers?dasohr
- The QBN we could've been if trolls hadn't been banned.fadein11
- Needs more bulletholesben_
- Hayomook Triggered Once Again!utopian
- I don't believe that for a secondcanoe
- Q Broadcasting Networkdbloc
- Ramanisky212
Today at 2:20pm EST ... you have been warned.
- Neat-o. Worldwide Berzerker Mode it is!Continuity
- You should also avoid eating tomatoes, just in case.palimpsest
- Isn't that the plot to the book/film Cell by Stephen king?Bluejam
- I feel weird. Thought QBN could fix things, and now it all makes sense.Ianbolton
- https://www.youtube.…Nairn
- turning on the 5GApeRobot
- alwas that unmeasurable special frequency... damn you !neverscared
- I don't remember that clip from the Kingsman, Nairn. Total LolIanbolton
- Donald Pleasence ain't got shit on this. He spent his time calling people up from a poxy book - the US Govt. is doing it for free. God Bless Comrade Joe B.face_melter
- T-Minus 4 hrs till I go full BERZERKERRamanisky2
- i already chained my self to the radiator... safety first!neverscared
- It's the signal for another hilarious botched insurrection on Washington. Chuds gonna spark out and drive their pickups into the barriers.face_melter
- Godspeed pr2! Hope your barricades are secure and you’ve got plenty of shells, the walking vaxxed are coming!_niko
- FLOL @_niko
I forgot about local Revere!palimpsest - flol @ The Walking VaxxedContinuity
- Lol @ nikoOBBTKN
- T minus 3hOBBTKN
- The weather is perfect here today and the tornado/weather siren just went off ... should I be worried?Ramanisky2
- https://www.etsy.com…prophetone
- The suspense is killing me. This is so exciting!Continuity
- One hour to go.palimpsest
- This better not be another damp squib like Y2K and the whatever-coming of jesus christ.Continuity
- I’m going FULL JUGGERNAUT in 30minRamanisky2
- 30 mins to go... to be safe I’ve locked myself in a Buc-ee’s washroom stall awaiting the chaos... I’ve got snacks so should be okprophetone
- Air raid sirens going off outside... and they also just announced a store special, all beef jerky 10% off with purchase of a large Iceeprophetone
- Time to get that flat screen.palimpsest
- 16 minutes to go.palimpsest
- *drinks super soldier serum by the litre, while sitting in a gamma radiation wind tunnelContinuity
- Mine just went off 2 min early damnRamanisky2
- same, they can't can't even get a test done at the right time.BabySnakes
- Who's in charge of posting the "It's happening" gif?palimpsest
- I feel... different. More alive...cannonball1978
- I nearly shit my pants in the middle of a bloater fight in last of us. My cat leapt a foot into the airscarabin
- So everyone good ?? Or is this one of those slow drip conspiracies that will really kick in 2 months from today.Ramanisky2
- I'm disappointingly fine.Continuity
- I'm feeling tipsy but I've also lost my phone.palimpsest
- The birds outside are a going a little wild ..... should I be concerned?!?Ramanisky2
- I got the alert 15 min late. Am I going to die?Krassy
- first they stole the election and now this dumb frequency doesnt even make me angry...neverscared
- @Krassy
Yes, but 15 minutes later than everyone else.palimpsest - @neverscared
This is why we can't have nice things.Continuity - Is it over?drgs
- I can now see in infraredprophetone
- I had my phone in my pocket. Now I have a torsed testicle, but my neighbors look fucking delicious.garbage
- It turned me into a newt!Akagiyama
- oh shit he got a high dose of radiation right from inside his body righthttps://www.you...neverscared
- https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- Are you all alright?palimpsest
- I wonder how these gullible idiots feel when the thing they’re so certain of never happens. pr2, this is your thing what’s up?monospaced
- Are you OK?palimpsest
- This is the best timeline in the QBN multiverse.palimpsest
- oh look pali is here to casually condescend and belittle, as usual. You are one weird fuckmonospaced
- None taken.palimpsest
- Maybe that Peruvian jalapeno got's you fired up @monospaced because no shots were coming were your way until now.palimpsest
- If you wanna dance I got my shiny shoes on.palimpsest
- Let us know what's ailing you, we can handle it.palimpsest
- @monospaced
That's what I thought.palimpsest - https://www.youtube.…instrmntl
- Fuck @monospaced and the dry cunt he steps out every single day.palimpsest
- anyone felt anything?pango
- None did, except @mono's dry cunt.palimpsest
- So I gues he's still being a little bitch.
Call me in the morning. Cash me outside.palimpsest - How 'bout dat,?palimpsest
- @momo
Less drama, more talk
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - FLOL at "If you wanna dance, I got my shiny shoes on". I'm stealing the fuck out of that.garbage
- : )
I try my best to amuse y'all.palimpsest - there some more inside info here on this tech from 1:27 on https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- lol at calling people gullible when you just took an untested, experimental, gene editing vaccine that doesn't stop contraction or transmission...newcunt
- ... of the sniffles because the big pharma funded TV told you to. Fuck me.newcunt
- I don't think if you ever had COVID, you'd be able to write it off as "sniffles". I'm a bit of a health nut, work out like drgs..garbage
- ..I never get the "sniffles". So you tell me how I miraculously got floored for two weeks, threw up so much that I tore my esophagus..garbage
- ..to the point where I was puking blood. Or you know, the whole fully researched stats on excess mortality rates during the first two years.garbage
- Go make your stupid sniffle joke to the families of over a million US familes that lost someone to COVID.garbage
- Typos, but damn. On mobile and apparently this guy's ignorance is contagious.garbage
- It's set, garbage. It's always set.Nairn
- I know, but bullshit shouldn't be suffered. Snuff out the weak embers of ignorance where you see them. "Only you can prevent stupid fires."garbage
- Because you have a pathetic immune system, garbage?newcunt
- We know flu deaths dropped worldwide by 99%, in 2020 because they rebranded it has COVID so your millions of deaths is mootnewcunt
- It was all an advertising campaign for the jab and you still haven't figured it out. Beyond bonkers.newcunt
- I just wish I was smart enough to work out why China would start a global movement to increase profits in Western PharmaCos.Nairn
- It's cute that you haven't realised that the same people that own the banks in China own the banks in the West.newcunt
- It's also cute that you haven't realised that China opened up their economy while the West locked everything down for a year or two.newcunt
- It's cute that you haven't realised that the globalists are throwing the West under the bus because the resources have been plundered...newcunt
- ... And are now creating the new super power with BRICS, to run the same scam and plunder there next.newcunt
- So cute. Bless you.newcunt
- We're on the same side brother. We're all getting fucked.newcunt
- You seem to miss the part where I pointed out I never get sick. It was an absolute oddity. Also flu rates went down because, gasp, more people masked..garbage
- ..and practiced social distancing. Shocking. I guarantee you if you went through what I went through, you'd be dead. End of.garbage
- Cool.newcunt
- The fact you just said "I guarantee you'd be dead" simply shows how much of a moron you are. Arguing with fools is fruitless. Take carenewcunt
- Try reading. My infection was so severe that if I did not have an incredibly high TLC because I'm a cyclist, I would have would have died too.garbage
- That's the weakest "take care" signoff attempt ever.garbage
- I guess what I really meant was shut up and fuck off?newcunt
- one can hopepango
- Btw are you still use 3G phone? Or 4G?pango
- ^ two tin cans and a length of string. Reception can be a bit tricky, though.Continuity
- Mocking and scoffing fools. You're like the sheep that mock and laugh at the one telling them the farmer is going to slaughter them.newcunt
- Or the colour blind who mock and scoff at the one trying to tell them that colours exist. You'll not know your own idiocy until it's too late. You were warned.newcunt
- I mean, you're the loser that keeps coming 'round because you're a dirty boy that loves being dumb-shamed.garbage
- I also only read the first sentence, skipped the rest. Its such a weird kink to insert yourself into a niche community where nobody likes or respects you.garbage
- @set.
Okpango - lol first of all I was almost certainly here before you. Secondly, your only response is to call me a loser and say you didn't read my comments...newcunt
- ... and you think you're the intelligent and rational one? lol...newcunt
- Good lord, you bumped this again. I did read that one, and what a dumb brag that you've been here longer than me. Nobody likes you.garbage
- Stop replying because you're jamming up my feed with your boring rants.garbage
- *bumpNairn
- flol Nairn you bastardContinuity
- Also ...
100SFA!!Continuity - bumpnewcunt
- elahon24
OMFG!!!
- Truth!PhanLo
- Robo, you HAVE to watch this!elahon
- owned!_niko
- LOL rolled!renderedred
- This changes everything.Nairn
- It goes all the way to the top!MondoMorphic
- I wasn't expecting that, are they serious with those alligations?helloeatbreathedrive
- Historical destruction. One for the books.monospaced
- that is a game-changersted
- We're f****dOBBTKN
- it's time to tell everyoneapi
- Epstein didn’tNBQ00
- Bobo...shoots his blank!utopian
- _niko13
Pff Fuck Q anon, poser wankers, we're the original dark web conspiracy theory site.
'Q'BN forever.
- wwg1wg1renderedred
- oh shit.Nairn
- wysiwyg_niko
- WWQBNDcapn_ron
- iiwiiPonyBoy
- Ha!OBBTKN
- Q B N
QanoNSlashPeckham - Q BaNnon ...
ahhh now it all makes senseRamanisky2 - ^ lolKrassy
- It's Spanish...
Que = That
Bee = Sheep noise
Non = Nokingsteven - Q Be End
it's a codeBennn - ^ ha!Krassy
- ^^ ha!Krassy
- ^^^^ haha!sted
- ^^^^^hahaha!milfhunter
- ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^hahahaha!spunji
- Bennn12
BREAKING NEWS
Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested
The woman who helped Epstein finding girls.
- https://abcnews.go.c…Bennn
- nice!moldero
- Breaking: Ghislaine Maxwell has committed suicide..yuekit
- dammdasohr
- haha yuekit!moldero
- Prince Andrew next?moldero
- niced_gitale
- And then eventually TRUMP?Ianbolton
- Has Trump been involved with Epstein?MondoMorphic
- yesmoldero
- allegedly raped a 13 year old girl or sum shitmoldero
- get Clinton toomoldero
- I'm glad she was arrested but it's hard to believe he only had assistance from one person to do what he did.Maaku
- Ah gotcha, I hadn't heard that one. Thanks modero.MondoMorphic
- she was his primary, there were others, watch the doc on netflix, its goodmoldero
- Good, but grim as fuck? I've not watched it yet - and probably never will.Ianbolton
- Many people went to Eptein's Pedo Island, they all get away with itBennn
- Some people seem to think Epstein was actually running some kind of blackmail/ intelligence operation, possibly for Israel...?yuekit
- That was Eric Weinstein's theory that he talks about here
https://www.youtube.…yuekit - And he speculated that the reason Epstein befriended so many famous scientists was to steal technology secrets.yuekit
- But who knows, maybe he was just a rich sex addict and people are reading a lot more into the situation than actually exist.yuekit
- yeah ego was dope_niko
- How many days will she last.. ??autoflavour
- Alan Dershowitz on literal suicide watch.face_melter
- Good, get them all.ben_
- Go watch that Netflix doc. It's still a bit unclear how he became rich.Bennn
- We'll see if suicide is contagious.instrmntl
- What's the chances nothing happens and no one gets arrested? Like her pal Noce Andrew or Saxaphone Bill are ever going to see jail time or even go to court?PhanLo
- there's many evidences that these people went on that pedo Island... are those evidences good enough to send them in prison? not sure about thatBennn
- Prince Andrew has history for sexual abuse outside of Epstein, his brother was good friends with Jimmy Saville. Noncing is what royals do.PhanLo
- did she kill herself yet?renderedred
- PonyBoy14
- shouldn't this be in news of the day?Hayoth
- Can anybody summarize the video?OBBTKN
- it's in the news...maybe not the us news, https://i.imgur.com/…
summary: ABC allegedly stopped Epstein expose over three years agouan - thanks uanOBBTKN
- Always wonder how the Epstein story disappeared years ago. Wonder what changed to make him fair game.PhanLo
- Its so obvious he didnt killed himself. Too many powerful people to protect. All this story is disgusting.Bennn
- this needs its own threadmoldero
- in that power position...he probably isn't even dead.uan
- What's just as bizarre is how fast the story disappeared. Between this and Russia's influence, it really does feel like we are living in an alternate world.formed
- They also buried the Harvey Weinstein story at first. It could be something as simple as not wanting to go against a rich and well-connected person.yuekit
- Probably someone at ABC loved fucking children.PhanLo
- Doesn't make Alex Jones, Joe Rogan or David Icke sound that crazy, huh? Imagine how deep we can get if we fall down that rabbit hole.Maaku
- This in no way validates anything Alex Jones or David Icke says. And Joe Rogan is kind of just a dumb, gullible guy that gives airtime to anybody.garbage
- 1. Jones is a fearmonger that tried to use chili as an alibi in his custody case. He's dangerously stupid and manipulative, not woke.garbage
- 2. David Icke is Crazy with a capitol C. If you really believe that the lizard people are running the earth, you're beyond the pale white horse.garbage
- It would seem NBC, CBS & ABC are all more interested in outing / firing their leakers than being caught for covering up for a Pedofile. Disgusting.PonyBoy
- Instead of speaking up about their cover-up ABC spent all efforts hunting down who they thought leaked this tape... right to their new job @ CBS.PonyBoy
- CBS instantly fired the poor girl... and it turns out she wasn't even the leaker (according to Proj. Veritas and a Megyn Kelly interview today)PonyBoy
- It doesn't validate any of their claims but they've all brought up the pedophile rings one way or the other.Maaku
- They are capable of these atrocities, I'm not surprised if there's more to it.Maaku
- Some of the higher-ups in these companies were directly involved with / hung out w/Epstein... it makes sense they'd try and hide the entire ordeal.PonyBoy
- Ramanisky25
This incident that happened in a Miami mall on New Year’s Day ... some wild accounts are coming in. This guy (who sounds very believable to me) is talking about humanoid looking shadowy creatures, multi dimensional portals, glitches and cloaking.
Is this a Mass Hallucination? (There are several accts coming out)... AI projected 3D holograms maybe or just a silly conspiracy.
This peaks my interest, is it time to head down the rabbit hole?
- Must have been a leprechaun_niko
- https://images.squar…Ramanisky2
- A dozen videos when a Karen yells at a barista, and yet no quality videos of these so-called aliens. You don't say...ETM
- https://media.giphy.…YakuZoku
- Drugs are a hell of drugOBBTKN
- if this was at a Mall there would be so much footage from all the bloody cameras everywhere, but as soon as the aliens turn up no footage appears, it's SO weirdGardener
- I totally agree there should be way more footage, but it was reported that they weren't letting anyone out of the mall until they looked thru their phones.dopepope
- from a country where lead in the drinking water is perfectly normal.face_melter
- It's the fluoride.palimpsest
- this guys story matches those Mexican kids story in VegasYakuZoku
- https://twitter.com/…garbage
- so... no actual evidence?pango
- The multidimensional being in charge of the time machine fucked up. was meant to take the c*nts to the Black Friday Sales at the Mall to grab all the best dealsmicrokorg
- whoever started that 'have your head and body start talking over someone else's clip' needs to be punched. Moment I see that shit I'm out... nope don't care...hydro74
- I was about 30 seconds in when I realized that this going to totally fuck my YouTube algorithmtoemaas
- dis dude been using too much DMT.milfhunter
- i think every store on that mall called 911, system gliched to get all cops in there, plus increased fear of terror attacks etcfeel
- You're on to something there. A dozen Lyles will summon an army.garbage
- Anyone got "aliens in Miami for first week of 2024" ?pango
- https://www.independ…Morning_star
- ^ damn that's alotta coppersYakuZoku
- This seems like it’s marketing for the next cloverfield movie or something.monospaced
- zaq11
- humah ah, well doneD4W33D
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAQUTE
- brb, sending this to my parentsgarbage
- That will wake you right up :)helloeatbreathedrive
- Counter memeticsjtb26
- i dont think you can find that video that easily thoBennn
- lolsection_014
- well playedsted
- The government only targeted one cos only one of them is needed for the chip that will be implanted when they vaccinate her. Other one has no valueriteshpatel
- I heard they got the cup at that superspreader lemon partyscarabin
- Didn't they serve blue waffles at that party?Akagiyama
- When I google, wikipedia says, this is a brazilian porn movie called 'hungry bitches'. Lol.SimonFFM
- uan11
A Chinese professor claims that the Egyptian pyramids, the Parthenon, and other remnants of ancient civilizations in the West, were all faked by Western scholars in order to fabricate an ancient history, and diminish the glory of China.
- makes sense that's why we could never figure out how they built the pyramids - they were never built!_niko
- lol...so basically the entire world is like Las Vegasyuekit
- < that's communism for you.Morning_star
- Qanon is communist?pango
- Son race-transitioned?Gnash
- @Gnash.
Bwahaha. Gold!palimpsest - I believe him, seems legit.microkorg
- Just wait to the Chinese are running things. You guys think communism's all fun and games now...MondoMorphic
- "Just wait"
LOL
"Quand la Chine s'éveillera... le monde tremblera" - Alain Peyrefitte -1973palimpsest - What really fascinates me...where do these batshit crazy conspiracy theories start from and how do they gain in mass appeal and spread like a disease?utopian
- you just go onto one of those group on Fb or reddit and post something "creative" and watch it destroy minds, it's like that movie Inception but irlgrafician
- ChinAnondbloc
- scarabin6
I’m pretty sure IKEA designs their wine glasses to explode with the slightest tap, like a prince rupert’s drop
- I'm down to my last 2 nowBaskerviIle
- Sucker born every minutenb
- I was just about to put the lids on a week of food prep when one leapt out of my cupboard and exploded on the counter, sending shards into every single bowl.scarabin
- Had to throw all of it out :/scarabin
- Pretty sure EVERYTHING at IKEA is designed to fail with anything beyond the lightest use possible. It's absolutely the lowest level quality shit on the planet.monospaced
- Ikea has good stuff. Also, Ikea has absolute garbage. Their higher ranking stuff is good.jagara
- My shitty IKEA bookshelves are still holding up after 10+ years and 4 moves.palimpsest
- My shitty MALM bed is still holding up and looking good 12+ years later and 2 moves.utopian
- keep a box of six spare, break about one a fortnight ffskingsteven
- just get some decent french wine glass.shapesalad
- Okaaaay then enjoy your decade old chipped furniture. I also have a couple of pieces from there and it’s just awful.monospaced
- My daughter busted an IKEA wine glass on her head when she was 3. Has a Harry Potter scar now.brandonp
- ikea doesn't designs shit, they buy up whatever innovative design you made and make you shut up about it for the rest of your life.sted
- I wasn't a fan but in the past few years they've done some great work. I think they have a very strong design/retail culture, I'd love to work for themSlashPeckham
- https://www.ikea.com…SlashPeckham
- Mono has a thing about Ikea, I've noticed. Like everything - you get what you pay for, but you get a bit more than that with Ikea.Nairn
- One night last night I was carefully wiping water spots and the wine glass popped in my hand. So, what do I do? Grab another wine glass/wipe and pop!misterhow
- I still have all 10 fingers. My wife stared at me and said ‘what’s wrong with you?’ I felt like Andre the giantmisterhow
- iFurniturepalimpsest
- One comment about IKEA and I have a thing about it? LOL. I've had my fair share of IKEA shit in my life, it's based on experience too :)monospaced
- You fuck one goat...palimpsest
- Oh, you've definitely railed about it in the past..Nairn
- I remember that pango post for one.
You fuck two goats...palimpsest - In mid '90 until the financial meltdown they sold quality products in Europe, these days its all crap.sted
- heh, mono having a go at ikea is definitely a thing...kingsteven
- favourite qbn sidenote is whoever comments "i don't want my food tasting like dish soap" whenever he spots lemon in a savoury dishkingsteven
- that Zewa peach scented toilet paper what turns everything what smells/tastes like peach into a shitty experience.sted
- I'm going to watch out for that, Kingsteven.
And fuck whoever it is - lemon is the Best Fruit.Nairn
- monospaced12
- it's rigged
whuake uup whaaat paeoplemoldero - Lololololpango
- 9 all? oh wait...fadein11
- even though i liked it i downvoted to make it 9 again ;)bliznutty
- shoppedyurimon
- not shoppedmonospaced
- non shopped
http://i.imgur.com/u…sted - non shopped
https://thelastbasti…utopian - lolgrotesk_neue
- it's rigged
- palimpsest7
- If I were in the room with her I’d have to agree. I’d also agree with her views on the flat earth and Bigfoot._niko
- What views?palimpsest
- I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
George W. Bushneverscared - But Gravity will knock down her knockers and ass and it'll all be a Miss Saggy in short time.shapesalad
- Fool me once...shame on you.utopian
- Trump was the corporeal rebuke of "Ya fool me, you can't fool me again."garbage
- shapesalad "logic" - don't eat the ripe apple now because it will not be ripe next week.canoe
- canoe "logic" - a woman is an object to be consumed during its prime and discarded before witheringimbecile
- ^ username checks out.robthelad
- Looook at meereecannonball1978
- Clearly a pair not an apple.MrT
- Fax_Benson8
- yeah, that was good.
very well crafted and great slection of clipsBluejam - also https://www.youtube.…Fax_Benson
- love these videosIanbolton
- +++Bennn
- well spokenmilfhunter
- SO THE EARTH IS FLAT?!!milfhunter
- There's definitely some validity, especially the notion of echo chambers, but some "conspiracy theories" aren't just theories.MondoMorphic
- I love this series.utopian
- I like how they put the blame on us, because we "choose" to listen or view what we "want". Sure...Maaku
- he does have a pointrenderedred
- Has anyone heard about 'The Dark Night of the Soul' The meaning behind the video and the process of 'The Dark Night of the Soul' really reflects with me.Sellies
- It's also synchronicity right now for me. Pretty interesting.Sellies
- yeah, that was good.
- Chimp11
Conspiracy Theory: America Invaded Iraq to Prevent Saddam Hussein From Using a Stargate.
- Ah, now we're talking.Continuity
- Update: there was a typo. Instead of “Using a” they meant to write “watching”Chimp
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- https://www.vice.com…utopian
- ...they were too late, was reverse engineered into Tik Tokprophetone
- Hahaha, good one!OBBTKN
- < I fucking knew it!kaiyohtee
- renderedred2
- math checks out. but that would be socialism, what are we a bunch of commis?_niko
- lolGuyFawkes
- i wouldn't mind being a comminazi with a billion dollars.renderedred
- I was just thinking that Jeff Bezos is real life Santa Claus – guy can legitimately deliver to all the world's children in one night, and he already knows...BaskerviIle
- ...what's on their lists and all their behaviours etc. Only difference is his elves and reindeer are underpaid workersBaskerviIle
- Do Santa's elves and reindeer get paid?Nairn
- hmm, maybe not, will have to consult primary source material: Elf w/Will FerrellBaskerviIle
- Maths isn't a strong point round here is it? Try he could give every person *1* dollarcomicsans
- @comicsans, seriously, that's the first thing I noticed too. Are people that stupid?monospaced
- also. bezos doesn't *have* 121 billion dollars, the value of his stock + assets is $186 billion. if he sold all his stock at once it would tank the valuesarahfailin
- he would profit, though, so it doesn't really matter :)monospaced
- @comicsans, obviously the reason the tweet was posted was because the humour in how wildly off the maths is. Anyway, it's $17 each that Jeff owes usBaskerviIle
- @sarah and even in the wildly hypothetical situation where he did give one billion to everyone on earth, having a billion dollars would be the new $0.garbage
- Then you'd have 6.9bn broke billionaires waiting in line for $100,000 lattes.garbage
- exactly_niko
- It’s just a troll tweet. There’s plenty of those going around and people think it’s real.NBQ00
- Yeah. It taking traction as a troll tweet just shows how dumb half of our country is. If they can't do basic math, how can they comprehend the dismal science?garbage
- Ability to end poverty with only 1$ would be amazing.SimonFFM
- At least this serves to point out the real problem. It's not about how much one person has but how little some (not most) have.palimpsest
- The error is not in bad maths but in wanting to benefit every person.palimpsest
- Stop scratching your ass and work fucking commiei_was
- Mer il et fou.palimpsest
- @palimpsest Agreed.garbage
- Yup lol that math totally checks out.pango
- Bezos doesn't have 121 billion dollars.nb
- There are more than 7 billion people.nb
- It would cost more than 1 billion to give each person 1 billion because there are fees.nb
- I'm just writing nonsense because this thread is so dumbnb
- This is the way.palimpsest
- webazoot3
£339 anti-5G devices are really just £5 USB drives with a sticker...
A device costing more than £300 promises to protect your family from the supposed dangers of 5G, using ground-breaking quantum technology - but does it work?
The 5GBioShield was recommended by a member of Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee.
One of nine external members, Toby Hall, said: "We use this device and find it helpful," and provided a link to its website, which describes it as a USB key that "provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF [electromagnetic field] emitting device".
Mr Hall said his remarks in Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee report should not be seen as a recommendation to buy the product.
But he had no regrets about buying it and since plugging it in had felt beneficial effects, including being able to sleep through the night and having more dreams.
- Wasn't sure whether to post that here or in the Scary Cool Tech Thread.webazoot
- From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for posting it here, rather than there.Nairn
- Uff! The pong of snake oil is strong, here!Continuity
- This is brilliant though. Makes you wonder what sort of shit you could get away with selling - USBs with embedded illuminated crystals and mineralsNairn
- Maybe we should all pitch in and get one for set, with a note attached saying QBN is sorry ... ?
(I couldn't even type that with a straight face)Continuity - LOL @cont, we should totally do thatrenderedred
- Time to sell my earth flattening USB dongle, makes the area around with you until the horizon absolutely flat and protects you from spheres, yours for $499.98shapesalad
- Haha. This is amazing. Seems a bit pricey for the crusty conspiracy theorists though?Ianbolton
- There are far worse false claim scams than this, but this is pretty funny.monospaced
- I'm also selling an anti-5G device made of a revolutionary ultra thin, non conductive and non radiating alloy, only $199.99: https://previews.123…_niko
- also, for a limited time, for 6 easy payments of 99.99, you get your very own special edition MAGA version: https://i.pinimg.com…_niko
- lol i suck https://i.imgur.com/…_niko
- I'm gonna go out on a limb here: There's a high probability that the cherry on top of this dumb sundae is that these could be hack sticks.garbage
- oh, now you're talking.Nairn
- Favorite line on their website;
"In our civilization is emerging new science based on knowledge, whereas the official (old) science is based on information."webazoot - America & UK...dummies from another mother.utopian
- Coming soon to your nearest mall, find it among the booths and kiosksMaaku
- time to cash in, people are idiots, if you can't educate them, take advantage of them i guess. oh well._niko
- What the shit, Toby?stoplying
- I should start selling 5G protection crystalsmoldero
- shit someones actually selling them:
https://hibiscusmoon…moldero - no insertion to vagayna? goop should get in on thishelloeatbreathedrive
- pango7
- NUTTYmonospaced
- She's not wrong.Continuity
- Key word : willingly.dopepope
- but it‘s not tracking the chip does, but mining crypto with your bio energy...it‘s the matrix plot.uan
- it's not mining crypto, it's a distributed bio energy harvesting computation system dedicated to breaking the encryption in Hilary's emails...Nairn
- Lol_niko
- Everything is possiblei_was
- chips will be 5g enabled you'll seerenderedred
- wakeup sheeples!moldero
- She really is naff! Flol!sab
- yuekit2
- Wownb
- https://www.detroitn…yuekit
- https://eu.detroitne…PhanLo
- Tweets & Prayers
#MAGA2024utopian - im sure your dad's mental illness has more to do with it than him reading some news source.pr2
- ^ wtf? Sure, the disease that is QAnon is a grotesque plague that should be treated as such.formed
- ya.... Q is not news source.pango
- Something a bit messed up about "he decided to take our guns"... so there were multiple guns in the houseyuekit
- Imagine if guns were not so available.shapesalad
- imagine ignoring a cult and blaming mental illness instead....inteliboy
- @inteliboy
Crazy how that works. I blame videogames.palimpsest - I blame jesus
¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯PhanLo - lol at pr2 calling Q culture a "news source". Shocking.garbage
- Imagine being the heartless, morally fucked, ethically devoid fucktard moron that pr2 is. Because you all all won’t say it.monospaced
- Did the dog survive?autoflavour
- Nope. In the thread OP mentions that his sister will likely never walk again, and they were just lucky to be staying at a friend's house that night.garbage
- pr2anondbloc
- imbecile11
- mine toosted
- pure insanity.BuddhaHat
- Source ?NBQ00
- that´s a lot of things...neverscared
- Well, from a galactic point of view I guess they are.islandbridge
- how many subatomic particles are that ?neverscared