Conspiracy of the day
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£339 anti-5G devices are really just £5 USB drives with a sticker...
A device costing more than £300 promises to protect your family from the supposed dangers of 5G, using ground-breaking quantum technology - but does it work?
The 5GBioShield was recommended by a member of Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee.
One of nine external members, Toby Hall, said: "We use this device and find it helpful," and provided a link to its website, which describes it as a USB key that "provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF [electromagnetic field] emitting device".
Mr Hall said his remarks in Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee report should not be seen as a recommendation to buy the product.
But he had no regrets about buying it and since plugging it in had felt beneficial effects, including being able to sleep through the night and having more dreams.
- Wasn't sure whether to post that here or in the Scary Cool Tech Thread.webazoot
- From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for posting it here, rather than there.Nairn
- Uff! The pong of snake oil is strong, here!Continuity
- This is brilliant though. Makes you wonder what sort of shit you could get away with selling - USBs with embedded illuminated crystals and mineralsNairn
- Maybe we should all pitch in and get one for set, with a note attached saying QBN is sorry ... ?
(I couldn't even type that with a straight face)Continuity - LOL @cont, we should totally do thatrenderedred
- Time to sell my earth flattening USB dongle, makes the area around with you until the horizon absolutely flat and protects you from spheres, yours for $499.98shapesalad
- Haha. This is amazing. Seems a bit pricey for the crusty conspiracy theorists though?Ianbolton
- There are far worse false claim scams than this, but this is pretty funny.monospaced
- I'm also selling an anti-5G device made of a revolutionary ultra thin, non conductive and non radiating alloy, only $199.99: https://previews.123…_niko
- also, for a limited time, for 6 easy payments of 99.99, you get your very own special edition MAGA version: https://i.pinimg.com…_niko
- lol i suck https://i.imgur.com/…_niko
- I'm gonna go out on a limb here: There's a high probability that the cherry on top of this dumb sundae is that these could be hack sticks.garbage
- oh, now you're talking.Nairn
- Favorite line on their website;
"In our civilization is emerging new science based on knowledge, whereas the official (old) science is based on information."webazoot - America & UK...dummies from another mother.utopian
- Coming soon to your nearest mall, find it among the booths and kiosksMaaku
- time to cash in, people are idiots, if you can't educate them, take advantage of them i guess. oh well._niko
- What the shit, Toby?stoplying
- I should start selling 5G protection crystalsmoldero
- shit someones actually selling them:
https://hibiscusmoon…moldero - no insertion to vagayna? goop should get in on thishelloeatbreathedrive