Conspiracy of the day
Conspiracy of the day
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- Ramanisky212
Today at 2:20pm EST ... you have been warned.
- Neat-o. Worldwide Berzerker Mode it is!Continuity
- You should also avoid eating tomatoes, just in case.palimpsest
- Isn't that the plot to the book/film Cell by Stephen king?Bluejam
- I feel weird. Thought QBN could fix things, and now it all makes sense.Ianbolton
- https://www.youtube.…Nairn
- turning on the 5GApeRobot
- alwas that unmeasurable special frequency... damn you !neverscared
- I don't remember that clip from the Kingsman, Nairn. Total LolIanbolton
- Donald Pleasence ain't got shit on this. He spent his time calling people up from a poxy book - the US Govt. is doing it for free. God Bless Comrade Joe B.face_melter
- T-Minus 4 hrs till I go full BERZERKERRamanisky2
- i already chained my self to the radiator... safety first!neverscared
- It's the signal for another hilarious botched insurrection on Washington. Chuds gonna spark out and drive their pickups into the barriers.face_melter
- Godspeed pr2! Hope your barricades are secure and you’ve got plenty of shells, the walking vaxxed are coming!_niko
- FLOL @_niko
I forgot about local Revere!palimpsest - flol @ The Walking VaxxedContinuity
- Lol @ nikoOBBTKN
- T minus 3hOBBTKN
- The weather is perfect here today and the tornado/weather siren just went off ... should I be worried?Ramanisky2
- https://www.etsy.com…prophetone
- The suspense is killing me. This is so exciting!Continuity
- One hour to go.palimpsest
- This better not be another damp squib like Y2K and the whatever-coming of jesus christ.Continuity
- I’m going FULL JUGGERNAUT in 30minRamanisky2
- 30 mins to go... to be safe I’ve locked myself in a Buc-ee’s washroom stall awaiting the chaos... I’ve got snacks so should be okprophetone
- Air raid sirens going off outside... and they also just announced a store special, all beef jerky 10% off with purchase of a large Iceeprophetone
- Time to get that flat screen.palimpsest
- 16 minutes to go.palimpsest
- *drinks super soldier serum by the litre, while sitting in a gamma radiation wind tunnelContinuity
- Mine just went off 2 min early damnRamanisky2
- same, they can't can't even get a test done at the right time.BabySnakes
- Who's in charge of posting the "It's happening" gif?palimpsest
- I feel... different. More alive...cannonball1978
- I nearly shit my pants in the middle of a bloater fight in last of us. My cat leapt a foot into the airscarabin
- So everyone good ?? Or is this one of those slow drip conspiracies that will really kick in 2 months from today.Ramanisky2
- I'm disappointingly fine.Continuity
- I'm feeling tipsy but I've also lost my phone.palimpsest
- The birds outside are a going a little wild ..... should I be concerned?!?Ramanisky2
- I got the alert 15 min late. Am I going to die?Krassy
- first they stole the election and now this dumb frequency doesnt even make me angry...neverscared
- @Krassy
Yes, but 15 minutes later than everyone else.palimpsest - @neverscared
This is why we can't have nice things.Continuity - Is it over?drgs
- I can now see in infraredprophetone
- I had my phone in my pocket. Now I have a torsed testicle, but my neighbors look fucking delicious.garbage
- It turned me into a newt!Akagiyama
- oh shit he got a high dose of radiation right from inside his body righthttps://www.you...neverscared
- https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- Are you all alright?palimpsest
- I wonder how these gullible idiots feel when the thing they’re so certain of never happens. pr2, this is your thing what’s up?monospaced
- Are you OK?palimpsest
- This is the best timeline in the QBN multiverse.palimpsest
- oh look pali is here to casually condescend and belittle, as usual. You are one weird fuckmonospaced
- None taken.palimpsest
- Maybe that Peruvian jalapeno got's you fired up @monospaced because no shots were coming were your way until now.palimpsest
- If you wanna dance I got my shiny shoes on.palimpsest
- Let us know what's ailing you, we can handle it.palimpsest
- @monospaced
That's what I thought.palimpsest - https://www.youtube.…instrmntl
- Fuck @monospaced and the dry cunt he steps out every single day.palimpsest
- anyone felt anything?pango
- None did, except @mono's dry cunt.palimpsest
- So I gues he's still being a little bitch.
Call me in the morning. Cash me outside.palimpsest - How 'bout dat,?palimpsest
- @momo
Less drama, more talk
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - FLOL at "If you wanna dance, I got my shiny shoes on". I'm stealing the fuck out of that.garbage
- : )
I try my best to amuse y'all.palimpsest - there some more inside info here on this tech from 1:27 on https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- lol at calling people gullible when you just took an untested, experimental, gene editing vaccine that doesn't stop contraction or transmission...newcunt
- ... of the sniffles because the big pharma funded TV told you to. Fuck me.newcunt
- I don't think if you ever had COVID, you'd be able to write it off as "sniffles". I'm a bit of a health nut, work out like drgs..garbage
- ..I never get the "sniffles". So you tell me how I miraculously got floored for two weeks, threw up so much that I tore my esophagus..garbage
- ..to the point where I was puking blood. Or you know, the whole fully researched stats on excess mortality rates during the first two years.garbage
- Go make your stupid sniffle joke to the families of over a million US familes that lost someone to COVID.garbage
- Typos, but damn. On mobile and apparently this guy's ignorance is contagious.garbage
- It's set, garbage. It's always set.Nairn
- I know, but bullshit shouldn't be suffered. Snuff out the weak embers of ignorance where you see them. "Only you can prevent stupid fires."garbage
- Because you have a pathetic immune system, garbage?newcunt
- We know flu deaths dropped worldwide by 99%, in 2020 because they rebranded it has COVID so your millions of deaths is mootnewcunt
- It was all an advertising campaign for the jab and you still haven't figured it out. Beyond bonkers.newcunt
- I just wish I was smart enough to work out why China would start a global movement to increase profits in Western PharmaCos.Nairn
- It's cute that you haven't realised that the same people that own the banks in China own the banks in the West.newcunt
- It's also cute that you haven't realised that China opened up their economy while the West locked everything down for a year or two.newcunt
- It's cute that you haven't realised that the globalists are throwing the West under the bus because the resources have been plundered...newcunt
- ... And are now creating the new super power with BRICS, to run the same scam and plunder there next.newcunt
- So cute. Bless you.newcunt
- We're on the same side brother. We're all getting fucked.newcunt
- You seem to miss the part where I pointed out I never get sick. It was an absolute oddity. Also flu rates went down because, gasp, more people masked..garbage
- ..and practiced social distancing. Shocking. I guarantee you if you went through what I went through, you'd be dead. End of.garbage
- Cool.newcunt
- The fact you just said "I guarantee you'd be dead" simply shows how much of a moron you are. Arguing with fools is fruitless. Take carenewcunt
- Try reading. My infection was so severe that if I did not have an incredibly high TLC because I'm a cyclist, I would have would have died too.garbage
- That's the weakest "take care" signoff attempt ever.garbage
- I guess what I really meant was shut up and fuck off?newcunt
- one can hopepango
- Btw are you still use 3G phone? Or 4G?pango
- ^ two tin cans and a length of string. Reception can be a bit tricky, though.Continuity
- Mocking and scoffing fools. You're like the sheep that mock and laugh at the one telling them the farmer is going to slaughter them.newcunt
- Or the colour blind who mock and scoff at the one trying to tell them that colours exist. You'll not know your own idiocy until it's too late. You were warned.newcunt
- I mean, you're the loser that keeps coming 'round because you're a dirty boy that loves being dumb-shamed.garbage
- I also only read the first sentence, skipped the rest. Its such a weird kink to insert yourself into a niche community where nobody likes or respects you.garbage
- @set.
Okpango - lol first of all I was almost certainly here before you. Secondly, your only response is to call me a loser and say you didn't read my comments...newcunt
- ... and you think you're the intelligent and rational one? lol...newcunt
- Good lord, you bumped this again. I did read that one, and what a dumb brag that you've been here longer than me. Nobody likes you.garbage
- Stop replying because you're jamming up my feed with your boring rants.garbage
- *bumpNairn
- flol Nairn you bastardContinuity
- Also ...
100SFA!!Continuity - bumpnewcunt