Jokes in poor taste...
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- sted2
- drgs3
- sure its a joke... not a good one tho...pango
- Don't worry pango, you only have to make ballon animals for people who respect your pronouns.Chimp
- Aww thanks. You get a balloon.pango
- I didn't know cunt was a pronoun.Chimp
- it's sir cunt for you. thankyou.pango
- No relation to Sir Cuntalot?Chimp
- That's my sisterpango
- lol if this is your attempt to insult, you need to do better. cmon man. i need better entertainmentpango
- I’m merely jousting dear sir.Chimp
- It's sir cunt. Get it right!pango
- I do sense thou is triggered again dear sir.Chimp
- Yes I do get triggered when people don't call me sir cunt. Why must you trigger me? How dare you!pango
- You were being so woke anti body Shaming the other day. What happened to your wokeness?pango
- The joke here is that the mother thinks men dressing as women look like clownsdrgs
- Mother or the kid?pango
- popfodders0
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
'You want....... garlic chicken wif snow peas?
- bwbwhahahahaCALLES
- nice one
Lustwaffe - hahaha ...a little frappuccino just came out of my nose.VectorMasked
- "berry flighten"
wowmonospaced - oh sweet lolsduhsign
- Filed this under AWESOME in my mind.mg33
- major lolz.chalk
- Hemogoblin0
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hemogoblin
- If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.Hemogoblin
- sooo good...soo bad.tasty
- that's a great one. committed to memory.mg33
- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH...Miguex
- oh my god I'm dying here hahaMiguex
- hahahaha jesusbigtrick
- IM CALLLING LAW AND ORDER SVU ON THIS ONE. LAWL.dMullins
- Winner winnerminigreek
- elahon0
Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.
"What the fuck happened?" He demands
"Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"
"AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info
Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"
"OMG, What happened?" asks dad
sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"
"NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"
Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"
"WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.
- eighteen0
By labelling this thread as the place for jokes in bad taste you've effectively made any clean, tasteful joke the only appropriate thing to post. Thus...
Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted.
- by a rapistscarabin
- eighteen, I don't follow your logicmonospaced
- poor taste is defined by what's appropriate. when vulgarity is expected, decency becomes inappropriateeighteen
- head explodesepigraph
- hahahabigtrick
- Eighteen, I'm afraid you sound like http://en.wikipedia.…Eighty
- wow. and lol @ scara.CanHasQBN
- meatball2
- this is twistedhotroddy
- ohhhh SHIITTT!!! HAHAHAHAProjectile
- Damn, son. Damn.docpoz
- what is that boneless creature?Beeswax
- Chimp5
What's R. Kelly's favourite Django Reinhardt track?
Minor swing.
- mort_4
- Who wants to sleep in a unicorn-themed room though?palimpsest
- rzu-rzu4
- so, immaculate conception.. wait.. is this guy Jesus?autoflavour
- drgs0
How many black people does it take to start a riot?
-1
- *hidesdrgs
- where are you hiding.. http://www.drgs.no ... here?SlashPeckham
- Boring and racisti_was
- ...casual racism from middle aged white guys... not even remotely funnySlashPeckham
- Thread title pleasedrgs
- I’m astonished you can’t see the problem here. I will accept your apology.SlashPeckham
- so edgypango
- LolGuyFawkes
- rootlock0
How many women does it take to start a protest on a freeway?
...........
Not two.
- Aaron Caldwell of Calgary, Canada.
Is this what your joke is about?
https://apnews.com/f…SlashPeckham - Did you just dox someone?Nairn
- Asif, it's a thread about jokes in poor taste.
My understanding was it was not a blocked freeway.rootlock - I actually have the same beliefs as the women that got hit. But fuck come on..protesting on a freeway?rootlock
- The fucking I-5? The guy driving the car was African American.rootlock
- Tragic as it was...it's Idiocracy.rootlock
- And yes. Thanks for doxing me. Luckily My Wife left me and I don't have a job.rootlock
- Is it doxing if your name was on your QBN profile a couple of hours ago?..SlashPeckham
- Perhaps not, but it's something less than wonderful - what were you hoping to achieve by doing that? Pretty cretinous behaviour, imho.Nairn
- I haven't doxed anyone, rootlock made a dumb mistake and now he has to move town. That's bad an I'm sorry.SlashPeckham
- thats a dick move no matter how you dress it uprobotinc
- I agree.. it was in poor tasteSlashPeckham
- https://youtu.be/Jx_…SlashPeckham
- I don't get the joke. Not two? Is that the name of the freeway or woman or what?Hayzilla
- Aaron Caldwell of Calgary, Canada.
- GeorgesII0
My 3 year old daughter used to wear this little metal ring on her wrist all the time, but she died 4 months after her 3rd b-day.
I tried wearing the ring as a finger ring, but it was too big, I tried wearing it as a wrist-bracelet, but it was too small, I tried wearing it on a chain as a necklace, but I have a bad memory, and I kept taking it off and losing it.
Now, I just wear it as a cock-ring. I know it sounds gross, but think about it: your genitals are the most intimate part of you. It's not a sexual thing. It doesn't quite slide off when I'm flaccid, and when I'm erect, it keeps me harder a little longer, and makes me go soft slower, without cutting off circulation. It's the perfect fit.
The only downside is when I have to go through a metal detector. I have to go to the bathroom, take it off, and put it in my wallet.
Please don't judge me, I just love my daughter and her memory.
- holylowimpakt
- o_ORamanisky2
- well.. wasnt expecting that.
autoflavour - poor taste -- check
joke -- ...drgs - AwesomeAmbushstudio
- Cool story bro... :?goldieboy