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    My 3 year old daughter used to wear this little metal ring on her wrist all the time, but she died 4 months after her 3rd b-day.

    I tried wearing the ring as a finger ring, but it was too big, I tried wearing it as a wrist-bracelet, but it was too small, I tried wearing it on a chain as a necklace, but I have a bad memory, and I kept taking it off and losing it.

    Now, I just wear it as a cock-ring. I know it sounds gross, but think about it: your genitals are the most intimate part of you. It's not a sexual thing. It doesn't quite slide off when I'm flaccid, and when I'm erect, it keeps me harder a little longer, and makes me go soft slower, without cutting off circulation. It's the perfect fit.

    The only downside is when I have to go through a metal detector. I have to go to the bathroom, take it off, and put it in my wallet.

    Please don't judge me, I just love my daughter and her memory.

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