Jokes in poor taste...
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- GeorgesIV1
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, 'Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?' And she responds, 'no nigga, it's because you're nineteen!'
- LOLBusterBoy
lololmoldero- LOL dats wacissdMullins
- He he he he heriskunlogic
- set1
Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you're offered food you fat cunt!
- hahahahanecromation
- ahahah das fatistGeorgesIV
- LOLdMullins
- hahahahaBattleAxe
- mg330
Not in poor taste, but really funny:
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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
- funny, was this in a movie?_niko
- except this doesn't work, 'cause "Fathers" likes boys, not girls...sine
- < The father only knows through other confessions. So does work.HAYZ1LLLA
- lolohhhhhsnap
- Italian girls be slutsdopepope
- autoflavour0
So my 12 year old sheepishly asked me if this joke was "ok" ..
If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of Monopoly money
- so what did you told him after that?oey_oey
- I explained that there are a lot of people who would take offence to that and explained sexuality comes in many forms.autoflavour
- im pretty sure he gets it, we have a bunch of gay friends and his god parent is lesbian .. also one of his friends younger brother is now a younger sisterautoflavour
- that said tho, must be so confusing for kids these days..autoflavour
- all jokes are OK right?
It's malevolence that's bad.robthelad - Yeah it's actually a fucking great joke, but deffo keep it heavily padded in disclaimersProjectile
- Glitterati_Duane0
Calling me Georges
- LOLCALLES
- aren't you the original G?GeorgesII
- I'm an OG. But that's a different thing all togetherGlitterati_Duane
- classicJG_LB
- HAHAHAHAHAHpango
- stepson0
how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
aids.
- yikes!teh
- dammmmn
necromation - ohHAYZ1LLLA
- hahahahacruddlebub
- LOL WOW. this is... wow.CanHasQBN
- PonyBoy4
What does a puppy and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?
A wet nose.
- GeorgesII0
I was eating out my grandmother and all of a sudden I tasted horse semen and I'm like,
"Oh Grandma, so that's how you died!"- ...drgs
- WOW!
necromation - wow indeed...
mikotondria3 - yikes!Reeno
- that's demented, who talks to a corpse?zarkonite
- Danish0
- This is a dad joke.
A completely different animal from a joke in poor taste.Continuity - Yea, I'm not offended. Wrong thread!Hayzilla
- oooooofautoflavour
- Not too sharpCyBrainX
- This is a dad joke.
- Projectile0
I was at my bank yesterday; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says in disgust, "Fluc you white people too".
- 'loedThelonious_Funk
- lolset
- Haha!boobs
- u have to say it out loud for the proper giggles
duhsign - HAHAHAHAjanne76
- Projectile0
Last week there wuz a massive blackout in our neighbourhood for five goddamn hours!
Eventually, though, pappy shot the bastard
- makes no sense.ThePublics
- aahahhahaahGeorgesII
- makes perfect sense.johnny_wobble
- there was a large black man "out" on the loose... get it?chalk
- a massive black outCygnusZero4
- briareos0
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
A: i don't cum on my pizza before i eat it
- oh, wow. i am sure the FBI will be tracking your IP address for that one.capn_ron
- wow.bigtrick
- hahahascarabin
- one of the worst things I've ever heard in my life. Well done.mikotondria3
- and we have a winner folks!
bliznutty
- meffid0
My girlfriend me asked me the other day if I piss in the shower.
I told her on occasion I had, she replied "that's DISGUSTING!"
I replied "Well these things happen sometimes when you're taking a shit..."
- mydo0
What's the best thing about fucking 25 year olds?
- mort_4
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
- dmay2