Jokes in poor taste...
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- Projectile1
- Terribly insensitive and not funny but respect your right to post it in this thread.ShenanigansTV
- Haha. I do love Joan's work however insensitive people find it, it is actually funny.Ianbolton
- It's a joke so unless I thought the artist thought cops should shoot dark skinned track runners I won't be offended.CyBrainX
- GeorgesII3
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and tasted horse semen.
"Oh you kinky slut", I thought to myself,
"so that's how you died, grandma."
- scarabin1
- very good!!cruddlebub
- it could talk?drgs
- I know this one but with a rabbit. doesn't matter. it's a good one.oey
- SimonFFM0
Ok, I think it's time that I add mine. I read this one in Playboy one day and decided to remember it, so whenever I get asked to tell a joke, I know at least one.
A Ukrainian and a Russian guy meet. The Ukrainian says: Hey, dude, you have to travel to Germany. It's such a great country. They drink champagne in the morning, then they fuck, they drink the next bottle and fuck again. In evening time, they even open a magnum bottle and then have sex again. The Russian asks: So when have you been to Germany? Ukrainian: Never, but my sister told me.
- i dont get it.sarahfailin
- ^ x 2heathen
- ukrainian girls in germany = prostitutesdrgs
- im not culturally aware enoughmantrakid
- cannonball19781
What's the best thing about raping a retard?
You get a hug afterwards.
- GeorgesII0
- oh fuck...oey
- hahahaha
necromation - TA!!docpoz
- also, clams are shellfishsarahfailin
- Projectile1
- lolwutgilgamush
- is that considered poor taste now??georgesIII
- too soon?Gnash
- elahon1
How do you make 4 year old cry twice?
After you pull it out, wipe it off on their teddy bear.
- jesus fucking christ!!!!!!Projectile
- W.O.W.Bargels
- Bahahahahahahahahahaminigreek
- elahon0
Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."
- lolfuturemongolian
- I always thought a tramp was a girl?teh
- tramp = hoboAmicus
- thought a tramp was like a slut.CanHasQBN
- must be a regional thing.CanHasQBN
- bliznutty0
How can you tell when a Hippie girl is on the rag?
She's only wearing one sock
- oh jesusbigtrick
- i dont understanddrgs
- the other sock is shoved in her snizz.bulletfactory
- HAHAHernexbcn
- tOki0
What does a baby sound like in the microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
- dear god that's in poor taste... oh wait...hans_glib
- hahahahahahahaahaaaa...cruddlebub
- Could be a winner there!HAYZ1LLLA
- wahahahahahwhereRI
- popfodders0
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw the gas bill.
- GeorgesII0
- Nope! Hhaha!elahon
- wowmonospaced
- Ha! That's messed up... but funny =)turnerworks
- i laughed sorry...k_temp
- elahon0
A little boy is playing with his train. His mother overhears him say "All you bastards getting off can fuck off. All you bastards getting on better fucking hurry up!"
So his mom sends him to his room for two hours until he learns to be nice.
When he starts playing again two hours later, his mom hears him say "Those disembarking please mind the step and have a nice day, those boarding please enjoy your journey, and those upset at the two hour delay, blame that fat cunt in the kitchen!"- lolAmicus
- Beautiful!boobs
- as good as it gets reallyCygnusZero4
- yesssssssduhsign
- MrT0
What's the best thing about raping a Down Syndrome sufferer?
Getting a hug afterwards.
- ohhh true.HAYZ1LLLA
- OH MY GOD!!!!Projectile
- jesuscannonball1978
- Takes the cake. Fuck me.
Awful.Gucci
- georgesIII0
Pourquoi Osama gagne toujour le marathon de New York???
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Parce qu'il a deux tours d'avance.
- ok_not_ok0
I went to a convention of women who lost their legs. The place was crawling with pussy.
- fuckin' a, this thread was made for you mangmonospaced
- damn! lolturnerworks
- hahahabigtrick
- LOLOLOLOLOLCanHasQBN
- mg330
(Requires knowledge of "labiectomy" - when a woman has surgery to her labia for cosmetic purposes.)
A woman goes to her doctor and says "I really want to have my labia size reduced, they're just too big and I think men are grossed out by it. I'm sick of being single and need it to look a little more normal. But I need this to stay confidential! No one can know I had this surgery."
Doctor says "Sure, everything confidential here, it's just between you and I."
The woman goes to the hospital for her surgery, and afterwards wakes up in the recovery room to see three vases of flowers on the table next to her bed. She freaks out, wondering how anyone knew about this if it was so confidential.
The doctor walks in and she is livid. She immediatly yells "What's with these flowers? I thought this was just between you and I!"
The doctor says, "Now, now, I can explain. The first bouquet of flowers is from me, I do this for all my patients."
"And the second vase?!" she says?
"That's from the hospital, they do this for everyone in recovery. They have no idea what you're here for, it's no problem."
"Well than what about the third one!" she screams.
The doctor hesitates, then says "Oh. Thoser are from a boy in the burn unit. He loves his new ears."
- Haharaf
- ahahahahageorgesIII
- hahahahabigtrick
- ahahahahaCanHasQBN