Jokes in poor taste...
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Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.
"What the fuck happened?" He demands
"Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"
"AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info
Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"
"OMG, What happened?" asks dad
sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"
"NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"
Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"
"WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.