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- mg330
So this lady goes up to the grocery check out with a 6-pack of Diet coke, a Lean Cuisine and a potted fern. As the clerk is ringing up the items, he looks at her and says "You must be single." The lady is now blushing and as she coyly brushes hair behind her ears, she replies "Why yes, I am single. How did you know?"
The clerk hands her the bag of groceries and says "Because you're fucking ugly."
- vonheart0
Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of watermelons?
You can't unload a truck full of watermelons with a pitchfork.
- imbecile2
A priest and a rabbi walk down the street and pass by a little boy. The priest says "Hey let’s go screw that kid." The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
- elahon0
What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
- elahon0
^--- This is in every joke thread on QBN, about 5 times.
- PonyBoy3
Child: Mom, where's Dad?
Mom: We had a fight - he's out in the garden.
Child: I was just out there but didn't see him...
Mom: Did you dig?
- Projectile-1
it's hard trying not to be racist in this day and age what with all the political correctness and all
I can not longer say "black paint", for example... now I have to say "please paint the wall, Leroy"
- drgs2
Whats the difference between black people and snow tires? When you put chains on them, tires do not sing.
- drgs2
I called rape support last night. Unfortunately its only for victims.