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- grafician-7
6.2 quake in Chile!
Wasn't maquito from Chile?!
- he is in Uruguay, that's on the other coast.uan
- Ah okaygrafician
- Someone else is from Chile, but we dare not speak their name. They're listening. Always.Nairn
- WHO?!grafician
- I dare not speak their name, obvs.Nairn
- LOLpalimpsest
- Butt out, palimpsest, this has nothing to do with you. why do you always need to get invovled?Nairn
- I don't give a fuck my dude. I'm in Europe, we don't give a crap about politically correctness or being nice, if we want to LOL we LOL.palimpsest
- lol this has nothing to do with political correctnesspango
- Damn you, Czechian cur!Nairn
- I'm with @pali on this one, here in EU we really are...more direct lol!grafician
- Of course you are, they're your own words, my dude.palimpsest
- lol yeahgrafician
- Your egotistical ass probably thought you made progress & finally made a connection with someone else while you were only stroking yourself again.palimpsest
- haha ffs, P, ouch!Nairn
- lol @palimp I'm not here to finally make a conneection
It seems you guys really have the wrong idea about me hahaaa
It's amazing to see your dumb responsesgrafician - My attitude is neutral, more like a mirror. If you talk shit, you will get shit back, if you're nice, I'm nice.
Also not my problem if you get me wrong lolgrafician - If you're really all that there's no need to explain yourself.
I also see you as a mirror: fragile as fuck.palimpsest - and the fact that I was genuinely asking about maquito as I was concerned and you intervened like a lunatic, says you're the toxic one here bro not me lolgrafician
- that "i'm with on this one' was also sarcasm, your comments are usually random af and you don't usually make any sense so you're ignoredgrafician
- next time you mock somebody, at least make sure it's for the right reasons :)grafician
- Of all the people on here, Palimpsest is one of the most consistent and sensical of all. Not to blow too much smoke up his ass, of course.Nairn
- Game recognize game. Nuff said.palimpsest
- Can't figure out if pali and graf are best friends or secretly hate each other...pango
- Also the one who shall not be named, is it cuz he might fuck everyone's mom?pango
- wow
enough cringe
you two get a roomgrafician
- scarabin18
Last night we had a silicone copy of my wang in the living room (i had just made it). Today, the internet guy came to replace my router. I left him alone there for a bit while i went outside for a toke. I came back in, he wrapped up and bounced.
When he left it was gone. I tore the house apart looking for the thing. It’s beautiful, impossible to miss. Called my girlfriend in a panic. She had slipped it into a drawer, anticipating the guy’s visit.
Had a bloody heart attack
- lolGuyFawkes
- lolKrassy
- One day I aspire to being able to describe a cast of my penis as "beautiful, impossible to miss" lol :)Nairn
- It’s truly glorious. Some countries hold parades in its honor that last for weeksscarabin
- I rubbed it on a dead raccoon and it came back to life and thanked mescarabin
- You can’t even look at it in the eye unless you’re at least level 10 and survive a Wisdom check. If you fail you go into immediate madnessscarabin
- ahahha lol he goes into panic mode and calls his girl ahaha, that's awesome :Dsted
- @Nairm One day that things is going to start walking and @scarabin is going to put its photo on milk-boxes ahahahsted
- "I rubbed it on a dead raccoon and it came back to life and thanked me"
the racoon or the "instrument"? :D:Dsted - I'm so grateful for Scarabin's return to QBN!Krassy
- Scarabin's lost resin penis facsimile:
https://www.youtube.…Nairn - Those that have seen it describe it as “...an eldritch thing, like a little baby’s arm holding another baby’s arm, holding a sack of baby arms...”scarabin
- ‘...I couldn’t tell which end was which and the angles were upsetting but it truly was the most beautiful thing i’ve seen in my life”scarabin
- Epic post is epic!grafician
- uh-mazingarbage
- We've talked about this before, but I'm glad I'm not the only one here who's done the wang-mold.garbage
- Cockfest 2021utopian
- The perfect soundtrack for this post: https://m.youtube.co…monNom
- Fuck. Try that again. https://m.youtube.co…monNom
- ^ lol! perfectKrassy
- Lol.. got to end before looking who wrote this.. then it fitted like a gloveautoflavour
- Why is everyone low-key ignoring the fact that scarabin has a silicone copy of his wang?kalkal
- It's scarabin, no one is ignoring it, we were all expecting it.palimpsest
- We all knew who this was right away when we saw the post. Glad to see somebody enjoys their life!kaiyohtee
- lol @kaiyohtee he doesn't knows what a counterproductive tool he just made :)sted
- An onlooker, struck deaf and mute from its majesty, managed to scribble this drawing of it before going completely mad https://i.imgur.com/…scarabin
- Haha. The thought of him robbing it is hilarious. Are you going to be producing more of them, and if so, how much for one?Ianbolton
- ‘Fraid i broke the mold with that one. It’s better for everyone that wayscarabin
- But think of it: A Medusa mask but all of the snakes are dicks. Your dicks.garbage
- Hayoth-1
This position starts at $55,969.95/year
Job Summary: Provides direction and leadership with a storytelling mindset effectively sharing information for activities involved in developing and producing audio and visual content and features to be delivered by web, broadcast, streaming, or other media forms for the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma. Works with creative leadership to determine content needs and specifications.Job Responsibilities
Primary TasksConceptualize ideas, create scripts and storyboards for video production.
Record, edit, export, and upload video and sound projects, including selecting program format for final output, capturing/importing media, organizing raw media, editing footage and sound files, creating and inserting static and motion graphics, titling, adding music / voice-over / sound effects, media management and arching project media.
Plan video shoots; scout, select and reserve shoot locations.
Develop production schedules, including scope and budgets.
Create and edit graphics and animations.
Interact with customers and internal stakeholders to help them tell their stories.
Manage video library and assets.
Investigate visual trends and current technologies.
Work independently, as well as part of a team, to establish project deliverables.
Perform other duties as may be assigned.
Job Qualifications
MINIMUMAssociates Degree in Video Production / Media/ Film / TV or related field.
One year continuous professional, non-linear editing experience.
2 years experience editing with Adobe Premiere Pro Creative Cloud or similar editing software.
1 year in-studio and field/ floor directing / audio board / mixer operation experience
Camera operation experience
Strong media management skills
File sharing service experience
TARGETBachelor’s Degree in Video Production / Media / Film / TV or related field
5 years experience continuous professional, non-linear editing experience
5 years experience editing with Adobe Premiere Pro Creative Cloud or similar editing software
2 years in-studio and field / floor directing / audio board / mixer operation experience
Camera operation experience
Strong media management skills
File sharing service experienceJob Marketing
Primary Location OK-Durant
Work Locations Durant HQ 1802 Chukka Hina Durant 74701
Organization Marketing and Communications
Schedule Regular
Full-time
Day Job
Req ID: 21009661Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma provided pay range
This range is provided by Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma. Your actual pay will be based on your skills and experience — talk with your recruiter to learn more.Base pay range
$55,969.95/yr- 56k in bumfuckflatland nowhere to create "scripts and storyboards", + camera operation experince ahaha wtf is this
Hayoth?sted
- 56k in bumfuckflatland nowhere to create "scripts and storyboards", + camera operation experince ahaha wtf is this
- i_monk1
I did that thing you aren't supposed to do after cutting up hot chillies and then going to the toilet.
- Fax_Benson20
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and that was Silicone Wang with a track called Replace My Router.
- sted3
Everybody okay?
- A bit of water in the basement flooring. Guess that basement refinish project is gonna be accelerated big time now.monospaced
- ^ I feel yaGuyFawkes
- Some people around here had inches. I only have a couple millimeters in one area, messing up old linoleum. But it's a breach in the foundation I fear.monospaced
- one of our clients is in an area that is hours away from getting flooded. https://water.weathe…sted
- a friend got home late his entire house went under water, lots of damage done, his basement is still under water.sted
- @monospaced good, this should be your biggest concern this year :) (i meant the basement refinish project )sted
- there's that, and the baby on the way :)monospaced
- ooh, i missed that, congrats! I see you weren't bored either this year :)sted
- you didn't miss anything :) this is my official announcement heremonospaced
- despite our constant bickering, congrats to you mono! if this is your first one, something truly amazing is about to happen to you!!pr2
- Whoa, congrats mono!scarabin
- Congrats mono & Co. ;)OBBTKN
- Thanks. This will be our second boy.monospaced
- Congrats mono!dmay
- drgs3
It's official, neighbor got a real trumpet (after making trumpet sounds with his mouth for a week)
- then you get a piano, start a jazz band you twografician
- He was probably practicing with the mouth piece, not just his mouthGnash
- you need this:
https://teufel.de/po…uan - Get these https://m.media-amaz…pango
- Get bag pipesGuyFawkes
- Oh good gawd. Yes bag pipe.pango
- Is the piano accordion neighbor?thumb_screws
- Mouthpiece practice, oh thats what it was...drgs
- Or grab yourself a horn and commit to dueling trumpets.garbage
- become this guy
https://www.youtube.…futurefood
- maquito15
1:30 am. Wedding ceremony / party (w COVID protocols). The guy is a longtime friend (since we were 4 y/o). The girl is the godmother of my son (best friends with my wife); we linked them together some years ago.
Whole thing was 5hs long. I’m quite drunk + a couple bumps. Just came back home. Just felt like typing.
Fucking COVID! Everyone was told to fuck off at 11pm sharp.
End. Wish me luck. I don’t have nothing but half a bottle of Jameson’s and ZERO sleep intentions.
Byes!
- pango0
defug is happening in NY?
- Nairn1
You sad fuckers! It's Saturday night, where you all at?
Oh.
Wait. Hold on.
You all have lives?
- misterhow-1
Why are there always pubes in the urinal? Who plucks pubes whilst peeing?
- Somewhere between the tip of your dick to the superglued balls of your legs. Hairs get pulled. I usually find my girlfriends hair down there.AQUTE
- I doubt people actually stand there and pluck em on purposeAQUTE
- At an office I used to work at, on the wall you'd face at the urinal was loads of picked bogeys, so I defo reckon folk have a pube pull.PhanLo
- There are probably people who pull a few pubes, then take them back in the bar to drop around casually.
If you can think it, it probably exists.Nairn
- drgs3
I love autumn!
- oh ffs, i got irritated earlier, reading someone elsewhere exclaim their love at it being Autumn and I was like "it's fucking summer, it's still Augus... oh."Nairn
- The last three weeks here in the UK have definitely not been summer.
Today is, but of course, I'm working.Nairn - It's still unreasonably hot in Oslo (20-24 C, September is usually around 15 C), but the sun is setting earlier and the nights are getting coolerdrgs
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- I love autumn too, but, after a warm summer... Not after this year' no-summerOBBTKN
- Summer's still going in Denmark. Just got back from the beach :)jagara
- If you put on the lightest jacket you have, it's still because it's too cold.CyBrainX
- favorite seasonmilfhunter
- i hate autumn. the harbinger of the dark cold times. ugh. fuck off autumn.hans_glib
- drgs6
https://www.theatlantic.com/tech…
https://forum.agoraroad.com/inde…A conspiracy theory spreading online says the internet died in 2016 or early 2017. Most of the content you see online is created using AI.
Discuss
- shut up you bot.uan
- echo $AI->generate($argv...
echo "Discuss";drgs - LOLoey_oey
- This was always the plan. We're agents in nascent service of the Ultimade Node.
https://rationalwiki…Nairn - > Sounds about right to me.
> END OF LINEmonNom - scarabin (the one which supposedly returned to QBN) is a bot designed by palimpsest. The original scarabin has not been online since 2012.drgs
- Both their appearance on QBN coincides in time. I wanted to reveal this earlier, but was afraid it would break utopian's heartdrgs
- Funny enough I thought that utopian himself was a bot (never posts more than one sentence), but this was refuted by my sniffer-image analysis, he's just corkydrgs
- Palimpsest-prior begat Palimpsest- current and now there's a myriad of the cunts spinning round. Whack-a- PalimpsestNairn
- The thing is, my current project is bots. You heard it here first.palimpsest
- Doesn't look like anything to me.sted
- That’s why they want you to watch the telescreens. To program you.doriangrey
- I'm mostly confused by the whole "scarabin is back" thing. He never left.garbage
- Are we trying to not say orazal?scarabin
- I can do captchas on command. That’s how i know i’m not a replicantscarabin
- Scarabin took a break because he was in the shop getting work done on his captcha algorithm. Now he's good to go.palimpsest
- *pops a fuse*scarabin
- Scarabin has a human gimp in his dungeon who he [ab]uses for his Captcha needs.
Filthy Robot.Nairn
- bainbridge0
Moving and need a trashcan and recycle for my kitchen. What should I buy?
- bainbridge0
What size bed should I get?
- how many people?pango
- https://www.rollings…pango
- https://i.pinimg.com…drgs
- How many cats?scarabin
- bainbridge0
Or most importantly. What mattress?
- nothing really mattress.face_melter
- https://www.mypillow…palimpsest
- dbloc-6
There, I said it.
- Come at me, bro.********
- just put the vaccine in the horse dewormer. problem solved.capn_ron
- read.back.slowly.dbloc
- tee hee********
- just put the vacation in the horse dewormer. problem solved.capn_ron
- The downvotes!
XDpalimpsest
- Come at me, bro.
