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  • scarabin18

    Last night we had a silicone copy of my wang in the living room (i had just made it). Today, the internet guy came to replace my router. I left him alone there for a bit while i went outside for a toke. I came back in, he wrapped up and bounced.

    When he left it was gone. I tore the house apart looking for the thing. It’s beautiful, impossible to miss. Called my girlfriend in a panic. She had slipped it into a drawer, anticipating the guy’s visit.

    Had a bloody heart attack

    • lolGuyFawkes
    • lolKrassy
    • One day I aspire to being able to describe a cast of my penis as "beautiful, impossible to miss" lol :)Nairn
    • It’s truly glorious. Some countries hold parades in its honor that last for weeksscarabin
    • I rubbed it on a dead raccoon and it came back to life and thanked mescarabin
    • You can’t even look at it in the eye unless you’re at least level 10 and survive a Wisdom check. If you fail you go into immediate madnessscarabin
    • ahahha lol he goes into panic mode and calls his girl ahaha, that's awesome :D
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    • @Nairm One day that things is going to start walking and @scarabin is going to put its photo on milk-boxes ahahah
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    • "I rubbed it on a dead raccoon and it came back to life and thanked me"
      the racoon or the "instrument"? :D:D
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    • I'm so grateful for Scarabin's return to QBN!Krassy
    • Scarabin's lost resin penis facsimile:
      https://www.youtube.…
      Nairn
    • Those that have seen it describe it as “...an eldritch thing, like a little baby’s arm holding another baby’s arm, holding a sack of baby arms...”scarabin
    • ‘...I couldn’t tell which end was which and the angles were upsetting but it truly was the most beautiful thing i’ve seen in my life”scarabin
    • Epic post is epic!
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    • uh-mazingarbage
    • We've talked about this before, but I'm glad I'm not the only one here who's done the wang-mold.garbage
    • Cockfest 2021utopian
    • The perfect soundtrack for this post: https://m.youtube.co…monNom
    • Fuck. Try that again. https://m.youtube.co…monNom
    • ^ lol! perfectKrassy
    • Lol.. got to end before looking who wrote this.. then it fitted like a gloveautoflavour
    • Why is everyone low-key ignoring the fact that scarabin has a silicone copy of his wang?kalkal
    • It's scarabin, no one is ignoring it, we were all expecting it.palimpsest
    • We all knew who this was right away when we saw the post. Glad to see somebody enjoys their life!kaiyohtee
    • lol @kaiyohtee he doesn't knows what a counterproductive tool he just made :)
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    • An onlooker, struck deaf and mute from its majesty, managed to scribble this drawing of it before going completely mad https://i.imgur.com/…scarabin
    • Haha. The thought of him robbing it is hilarious. Are you going to be producing more of them, and if so, how much for one?Ianbolton
    • ‘Fraid i broke the mold with that one. It’s better for everyone that wayscarabin
    • But think of it: A Medusa mask but all of the snakes are dicks. Your dicks.garbage

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