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Last night we had a silicone copy of my wang in the living room (i had just made it). Today, the internet guy came to replace my router. I left him alone there for a bit while i went outside for a toke. I came back in, he wrapped up and bounced.
When he left it was gone. I tore the house apart looking for the thing. It’s beautiful, impossible to miss. Called my girlfriend in a panic. She had slipped it into a drawer, anticipating the guy’s visit.
Had a bloody heart attack
- lolGuyFawkes
- lolKrassy
- One day I aspire to being able to describe a cast of my penis as "beautiful, impossible to miss" lol :)Nairn
- It’s truly glorious. Some countries hold parades in its honor that last for weeksscarabin
- I rubbed it on a dead raccoon and it came back to life and thanked mescarabin
- You can’t even look at it in the eye unless you’re at least level 10 and survive a Wisdom check. If you fail you go into immediate madnessscarabin
- ahahha lol he goes into panic mode and calls his girl ahaha, that's awesome :D********
- @Nairm One day that things is going to start walking and @scarabin is going to put its photo on milk-boxes ahahah********
- "I rubbed it on a dead raccoon and it came back to life and thanked me"
the racoon or the "instrument"? :D:D******** - I'm so grateful for Scarabin's return to QBN!Krassy
- Scarabin's lost resin penis facsimile:
https://www.youtube.…Nairn - Those that have seen it describe it as “...an eldritch thing, like a little baby’s arm holding another baby’s arm, holding a sack of baby arms...”scarabin
- ‘...I couldn’t tell which end was which and the angles were upsetting but it truly was the most beautiful thing i’ve seen in my life”scarabin
- Epic post is epic!********
- uh-mazingarbage
- We've talked about this before, but I'm glad I'm not the only one here who's done the wang-mold.garbage
- Cockfest 2021utopian
- The perfect soundtrack for this post: https://m.youtube.co…monNom
- Fuck. Try that again. https://m.youtube.co…monNom
- ^ lol! perfectKrassy
- Lol.. got to end before looking who wrote this.. then it fitted like a gloveautoflavour
- Why is everyone low-key ignoring the fact that scarabin has a silicone copy of his wang?kalkal
- It's scarabin, no one is ignoring it, we were all expecting it.palimpsest
- We all knew who this was right away when we saw the post. Glad to see somebody enjoys their life!kaiyohtee
- lol @kaiyohtee he doesn't knows what a counterproductive tool he just made :)********
- An onlooker, struck deaf and mute from its majesty, managed to scribble this drawing of it before going completely mad https://i.imgur.com/…scarabin
- Haha. The thought of him robbing it is hilarious. Are you going to be producing more of them, and if so, how much for one?Ianbolton
- ‘Fraid i broke the mold with that one. It’s better for everyone that wayscarabin
- But think of it: A Medusa mask but all of the snakes are dicks. Your dicks.garbage