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- shapesalad-1
How do you hold pencil/wacom pen?
apparently Taylor Swift holds it ergonomically:
- Hayzilla0
Has DocPoz been seen since his telling off?
- closed registration. probably lurking posting binary on notepad or fucking someones mompockets
- he made some repeat appearances, but apparently didn't last very longmonospaced
- oh ffs, they had to close registration because of that cretinous, attention-starved manchild?Nairn
- Yeah, he won(?)maquito
- Bennn1
A.I. generated music
A.I. generated layout design and coding
A.I. generated photo editing
A.I. generated articles and stories
A.I. generated movies and series with 3D charactersJobs of the future will be in automation, A.I. and robots.
#Bennnspredictions #Bennnsplanation
- A.I. generated comments in the QBN 3.0Bennn
- you sir are a treasurerenderedred
- https://willrobotsta…pockets
- (is anyone going to break it to him?)monospaced
- AI generated bennnpango
- Ha, Robots not taking my job.eryx
- are you not entertained monospaced?Bennn
- @pockets thanks for sharing that one!Krassy
- Occupational Therapists - highest paid lowest risk of being replaced by automation: https://willrobotsta…Krassy
- I am entertained by your adorably high levels of naivety. Hate to break it to you, but this "future" you describe has been here for years already.monospaced
- Your "insight" is so outdated, it's laughable, but cute nonetheless.monospaced
- You're not wrong, though :)monospaced
- mg331
Try and imagine your grandparents wrapping their heads around a) cock rings b) tiny video cameras, and c) the combination of the two so that you can maintain an erection AND film your sexual activity up close, and hands free.
This GoPro for Your Dick Is Ridiculous
You can now buy the Cock Cam, a cock ring with a camera on it, for $160.
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_…- lolpockets
- The primative desire to reproduce and the dopamine release associated with is sadly too addictive and strong for unevolved fools to resist.shapesalad
- rotfl a tool for narcissist wankers :D
naah it doesn't projects a vagina on that cock :( go back to work, do better.
@shapesalad really? tell me about this morested - "primative desire to reproduce". Reproduction.... So primitive! lolset
- I was thinking the same, set. Since when is resisting sexual urges a sign of advanced evolution?monospaced
- I suppose not raping any attractive woman you see could be considered slightly more advanced evolutionarilyset
- shellie4
After a month displaced, I was finally approved for a rental house I really wanted. I was so depressed, sick, and unfocused floating around. Just in time, too. I'm excited to get settled before tour in april. I'm headed to NYC April 4th to start a month on the road.
What a ride to get there. Being self employed made things so difficult despite paying the whole lease in advance. When did things get so difficult? My last lease was a breeze but that was also signed in 2002.
- Why do I live in LDN again?Nairn
- £1600 a month in LDN gets you 42 square metres... with no sun.shapesalad
- $3500freedom
- O_O ...
Need a house sitter?
No parties. I promise.pango - Nice place! Where at?ArmandoEstrada
- Armando it's in Glassell Park. I love that area.
Pango, party on!shellie - Awesome, congrats!!ArmandoEstrada
- congrats, it's a beautiful house.Maaku
- pockets11
Happy Pi Day
- autoflavour1
so fucked. My wife works for local council here and a few months back one of the councillors got all upset at something at fully verbally abused her and was completely out of line.. there was a witness also.
my wife makes a code of conduct complaint, the general manager sits on it for months.. she keeps asking, eventually she joins the union and then all of a sudden, oh yes, thats already been dealt with, the councillor will meet with you in person but not with a union representative present.
and besides, the complaint was unfounded (even though a senior manager who witnessed it wrote a supporting letter) and so this fat piece of shit councillor, who fucking lords it over every person in there, and who everyone knows is a bully, will get away with it.. My wife was the first to actually stand up to her this fat cunt, and they fucking swept it under the carpet like it never happened.it makes me so furious.. I am doing everything in my power not to do something stupid.. but seriously, what the fuck... you get bullied in your workplace, there are witnesses, and the people who are supposed to be on your side, fucking throw you under the bus..
seething with anger at this point..
I would just tell her to quit, but fuck that, why should she quit.. its an ok job, close to home.. and its full time permanent.. granted she could be paid more, but apart from this fuckwit councillor, its ok there..
sorry, needed to vent somewhere..
- Take care of your wife. If she can manage this situation, she's strong af... Worked for some bullies in my career, and it's not easy to do your best with themOBBTKN
- fuck man, so shitty.capn_ron
- Wwe're a wobbly jelly like cluster of cells, given form by a skeleton, stuck to a giant rock by gravity, floating in a vast void of life universe....shapesalad
- <^ that is something I think about daily to help me not give a shite about it all. Not sure it helps...shapesalad
- Go public. Name and shame. Local news, social media, whatever it takes.i_monk
- Start a campaign and run against the fuck. Vote him out.RumperChunk
- people in power generally SUCK and get away with it...DarkCover
- maquito2
Ok, finished watching Leaving Neverland yesterday. I'm not gonna lie, will have a hard time listening to Michael again w/o thinking about him licking a 7y/o boy's asshole.
- flolNairn
- Really? It's difficult for you to not picture that now?monospaced
- Not joking, mono. I guess it might be too soon to make a statement, but they way they put it on the docu is so fucked up, that the image manages to stay.maquito
- Not gonna stop listening to his music though. No matter how BAD it is, badum-ts!maquito
- Just beat it.monospaced
- do they show an actual video of MJ doing things to boys? or is it all an investigative account of what happened as told by the victims?Krassy
- lol @monomaquito
- @krassy It's told by the victims. I guess the way they speak -very explicit-, is what this is really about. Worth a watch imo.maquito
- lol @ video footage of MJ licking kiddy arseholesset
- so now that the guy is dead and can't defend himself and tell his side of the story we need to accept the victims' words for the absolute truth?Krassy
- P.S. not taking his side! (disclaimer: haven't watched the documentary yet, maybe cause I was fearing there will be said video footage in it)Krassy
- There's no smoke without fire. And there's smoke since many many years.... it would be surprising that all the victims are lying.Bennn
- it's taken me n the missus 4 days to watch this in hour long segments, pity the poor TV reviewers who sat through the whole thing in one goGardener
- @Gardener, same here. Took us a week.maquito
- @Krassy, it’s worth a watch. I’m not against nor conspiracist, but it shook me for good.maquito
- @set yeah, but can you imagine dat sex-tape? Jeez!maquito
- @Bennn, if they all lie, they’d be THE best shit-posting-liers EVERmaquito
- freedom0
How come photos to print are 4x6 but iPhone is 4.5x6?
- Maaku9
About to light up a spliff and clean up the house
- Doña Florinda!maquito
- done? :)sted
- a little over 2 hoursMaaku
- <- love dis LOLhelloeatbreathedrive
- shellie0
Mattress suggestions -
It's time for a new one. I want a king size but at a reasonable price. Any reviews on your door to door foam mattress?- Never go cheap on a mattress. If there’s one thing to splurge on, it’s a mattress. Life’s to short to not sleep well.monospaced
- ^ Agreed. We've got a Comforpedic but I sometimes wish we had something else; so many new ones have come out since we bought it years ago.mg33
- Proper things to splurge on: mattress, home office chair.mg33
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- People at work have bought Casper mattresses and love themHayoth
- https://i0.wp.com/bo…pango
- Casper all the way shellie, never thought I'd buy a mattress without trying first but they are great.robotron3k
- Rule of thumb: divide the price by $100 and that's how many years it should last you. Cheap mattresses are cheap for a reason.i_monk
- The Saatva mattress I got last year is still amazing. Sustainable, nice on my back, and breathingBrokenHD
- We have pretty old, but good, mattresses so we bought a 5" natural latex comfort layer. It's the most expensive peace of "furniture" we've got but it's so good!lnu
- ^ or is it called pillow top? Topper?
Like this one but thicker:
https://lumasleep.co…lnu - Worked for many years in the space and the door to door even with money back guarantee are the junkiest/shit usually Chinese toxic foams and collapse right awayDarkCover
- Expensive but spend the extra $500-1000 and you'll be happier for sure! in general a mattress is an 8-10 year commitment. Any longer and Gross...DarkCover
- Avg mattress triples in weight from oils, dust and dust mites...have a tempur pedic ($$$ but got a deal) sealy and similar stepping up to the comfort & less $$$DarkCover
- Keetsa <3sarahfailin
- maquito0
Fuck it, I’m pretty pissed off with a new CD we hired. We’re looking for a senior Designer, and this asshole invited the CEO CD to an interview with an asshole designer that I happen to know (who’s portfolio sucks), whithout asking me, not even putting me in cc. He just went and made his fucking interview for a designer, not giving a fuck about the Art Director (me). He’s been working with us for 2 months.
I don’t even know what to do. Shall I speak to him, to the CEO CD, tell him to go fuck himself..?
I find it really hard to cope with fuckheads who don’t hive a fuck about cooperating, networking, and are just about crawling towards CEO’s cocks.
Sorry qbn, it’s not been an easy friday.
- the CEO is the CD? Might be fucked if that's the case. You won't win that fight unless you want to quit.shellie
- If there's someone above him, you could go to that person but then you might be looked at as a whiney bitch. The person above him hired him.shellie
- If I were you I'd plot strategic digs at him and his work to soothe my anger quietly. None of this is recommended.shellie
- Yep. We have a “CD” CEO. Your last comment is what I feel and fear the most :’(maquito
- why can't you just simply ask?sted
- Say to him calmly "Slight oversight on your behalf, you forgot to include me in the recent recruitment drive. I'll be disappointed if it happens again."shapesalad
- leave it at that. Be calm, be firm, be unemotional, do what's right by your ethics, sleep well at night.shapesalad
- Sounds like the CD is shit starter. Disrespectful to any below, debasing you by alienation. Do your job while you look for another job he has more power than u.robotron3k
- @shapesalad you're fired.
never say stuff like "oversight on your", "you forgot to include me", "I'll be disappointed" in this position.sted - ask if they were not satisfied last time when you were there, and let them know that you're interested in the new guy since you have to work with him.sted
- don't be the asshole who works there for too long and loses its shit because of the new people. that's the point where you lost.sted
- my best guess is that your mofo CD is just trying to strain your limits. Is is possible that the fucker they invited said bad things about you?sted
- sorry to hear. same situation here. SUCKS. good luck maq.umbee54
- management regime changes generally suck...failure on the new mngrs there. Thinking they have to put some GIANT stamp on shit to make it theirs.DarkCover
- PonyBoy-3
omg... my poor pup got stung this afternoon... she's a Shar Pei / Shepherd mix so her face is already a bit scrunched up which made it so I didn't realize something was wrong until the lil fuzzball's eyes were nearly shut...
... holy fucking panic mode!!!
Poor thing... rushed her to the animal hospital and got her a shot of benadryl and cortisone... 2 hours later we're nearly back to normal.
- poor little puppy!monospaced
- Sue the beekeeper!BabySnakes
- Awww poor baby, glad to hear she's better.sea_sea
- freedom1
Set up an insta for work and we are getting the most random followers.
- botsHayoth
- For some reason my insta is popular with Russian eyebrow designers and Russian women who make stuffed creatures...robotron3k
- #magamonospaced
- Continuity0
Well, I'm surprised. According to my new scale, I'm at 18.1% body fat.
Gotta get that shit down to 10-12%.
- is it a fancy body composition scale?dorf
- Aye. Not really super-duper accurate, but if it's consistent in its inaccuracy, then you can at least tell if you're progressing, anyway.Continuity
- shellie0
Been having trouble eating more than one meal a day for over 8 months sometimes nothing for days.. my mother has the same habit and I always thought it was super weird as a kid while I ate anything in front of me. But now I'm doing the same thing. Hereditary?
- Wow, you created your own life-extension practice, one meal a day to keep insulin spikes low and intermediate fasting in between. You'll live a very long life..robotron3k
- Can be a sign of depression.Continuity
- That seems odd. What is that meal, and when do you have it?monospaced
- Smoke more weed?pango
- ^eryx
- robo MDfadein11
- Mono usually greens, fruits and nuts agree with me best. Protein has made me feel sick so I've been mostly vegetarian. I need protein shakes.shellie
- You sound kind of like my wife, she can go weeks without going to the bathroom as well . I think she’s a replicant._niko
- Weed kills my appetite. No munchies.ShenanigansTV
- In general only eat one meal a day, usually in the evening...and sometimes get busy and just forget...till a littel tipsy and go "Oh Yea...Oops" Dad the same...DarkCover
- Would think I would be a twig but sitting a computer all day and wasted calories on junk and vodka i am not...Not FAT but NOT skinny either.DarkCover
- Hereditary in the same way emotions may be passed on from parent to child (and we may cope in similar ways)notype
- I'd dig in to the emotions stuff to find out what's going on.notype
- utopian4
Shiver me timbers
- utopian2
This just start happening with increased frequency over the past month or so. Anyone else experiencing playback issues with youtube lately?
- was getting that but clearing my cache fixed it.dorf
- Recently the vids haven't been loading, so have to refresh. But they also go black randomly and stop playing.PhanLo
- you need new wifizshapesalad
- 250mb up & down...not my wifizutopian
- Funny...works perfectly fine in Chrome but not in Safari.utopian
- FUCK YOU GOOGLE!utopian
- getting them a lot too, refreshing always loads the video, but havent tried full on cache busting yetmantrakid
- Whenever I get this I suspect it’s my isp. I don’t trust Verizon fioserr
- Once Stadia kicks in, this surely can't happen too oftenIanbolton
- HijoDMaite17
I just booked two tickets for my wife and I from LAX to ROME for August! Friend is having me shoot her wedding in Tuscany. Unreal. That’s is all.
- Try the pig intestines pasta, amazing...shapesalad
- ^+1pango
- I’ll probably pass I’m not in to tripe holmesHijoDMaite
- Go to FICO Eataly world outside Bologna, incredible!Frosty_spl
- Keep the youngins away from the pedo Catholic priest!!!utopian
- It's called religion...look it up.utopian
- taking train from Rome to Florence then air bnb in Lucca.HijoDMaite
- hopefully you find some time to enjoy Rome, Florence, Pisa,...there's so much things to see around there...and Tuscany is magical in the summer months!uan
- have fun! sounds great. I almost bought a place in lucca 15 years ago (regrets). I lived in florence for a year and couldn't see all the things i wanted to.Gnash
- It's the gallery is open, go see Vasari's Corridor in florence.Gnash
- and even though it's so close to lucca, don't waste a day in Pisa.Gnash
- Rome in August? no! too hot and all locals have left.fadein11
- No tripe? But menudo, wey!futurefood
- Thanks for all the tips! And I don’t get down with menudo either.HijoDMaite