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  • maquito47


    Just married!

    • I hope that child isn't yours and so born out of wedlock - SINNER!

      Congratulations, man
      x
      Nairn
    • congrats man!renderedred
    • Woot Woot! Congrats!capn_ron
    • congrats, lovely.fadein11
    • pleasingly casual. congratulations!Fax_Benson
    • Congrats! Look at these bright smiles! Awesome!Krassy
    • married at a freemasion lodge?

      Congrats, kid looks a character
      mugwart
    • DON'T DO IT!

      Kid'n; super great AND I hear marriage is "cool" again.

      : )
      ideaist
    • Way to go! Congrats!nocomply
    • En hora buena! felicidades!Salarrue
    • Congrats!dibec
    • CONGRATS!umbee54
    • maquito! i'm not pro marriage but if someone I know believes and wants it and is happy then...CONGRATS!oey
    • PS: was the baby necessary? what do you get in return? man you gotta older look at that hair. nice to see you again!oey
    • Congrats!chukkaphob
    • Does your kid have any tats yet?utopian
    • amazing. congtats !lowimpakt
    • Felicidades maquito y sra.!! Best wishes!OBBTKN
    • Where is this, central America ?i_was
    • uruguay probably:)
      Felicidades!
      uan
    • huge congrats dude. don't listen to the nay-sayers, lol...marriage is sooooo awesome :)exador1
    • celebrating my 20th anniversary this summer :)exador1
    • GRATS! MOFO!pango
    • Nice!! Congrats!bezoar
    • Looks like the kid is working on his headers. I predict the next Diego Forlánhotroddy
    • Remember us exador, congrats in advOBBTKN
    • Kid has no tattous, lol.i_was
    • Lolz and thanks everyone!!! We’re very happy indeed. Kid has no tats.. YET! Hehemaquito
    • Why so many tattoos?freedom
    • Why not ? isn't your name freedom ? lolzi_was
    • congrats!SimonFFM
    • Felicidades maqui!sea_sea
  • SimonFFM5

    My instagram got deleted. No warning, nothing. Very disappointed. In my business people expect you to exist there. It’s a lot of work. I always censored everything to meet their guidelines.

    Curious if they will re-activate me.

    • I wonder if a lawyer could help. If you can prove you're losing income (pretty difficult) you might have a case.nb
    • Sorry to hear it. There's so much explicitly sexual content on IG, it's ridiculous that anyone gets banned.nb
    • I know a female photographer that constantly has photos removed that have folds in flesh, not even fully naked bodies. Why are they so scared of nudity?PhanLo
    • AI ain't all that "Intelligent" just yetKrassy
    • But yeah, sorry to hear, Simon. GL!Krassy
    • how?! I use to fap a lot to insta. not to yours though, your models are way too skinny for me. bu that's not the point. this doesn't make sense. sorry to hearoey
    • hehe... oey loves the portuguesa carnosa kind of women, lol! j/k.
      Sorry for this Simon. Do a bit of research or contact directly them?
      OBBTKN
    • We will see. If they don’t want me I am out. Strange world where we let such stuff dominate our lives.SimonFFM
    • fuck instagram. ruined by the facebook tainthans_glib
  • Nairn3

    I've re-discovered second hand shops of late and today bought myself a nice edition of Moby Dick for £1 (as well as an unopened DVD of There Will Be Blood), which is a book I started when I was about 8 and way too young for that sort of thing (I think I got a page in before going to play outside) and have had a real hankering to final read over the past wee while.

    Anyway, erm.. I just wanted to use this opportunity to post one of my favouritest-ever memes..

    • lol eek. Moby Dick is my favorite book tho. very gude.sarahfailin
  • stoplying1

    New Vampire Weekend singles dropped today:

    • Sounds like Vampire Weekend.Nairn
    • Danny DeVito must be in heaven todayKrassy
  • BusterBoy1

    The good: After decades, I have started going commando and it is so liberating! Can’t believe I didn’t do this years ago.

    The bad: Stuck at a holiday home with my in-laws...it’s 44 degrees celcius outside...too hot. And the fucken in laws won’t turn the fans or air conditioning on so as to conserve power...fuck it’s stifling!

  • Fax_Benson1

    Got a sudden craving for some hot prunes in syrup

  • sted1

    i'm gonna marry the air conditioner

    • Aussie? i heard it was 44c yesterday at south Australia.pango
    • 43.sted
    • did some math in the morning that it will be 50 by 2pm. we're getting there.sted
    • nice wind is blowing but it's still like a hot bubble sitting on the citysted
    • -33 here yesterday.i_monk
  • Hayzilla4

    This Fyre Festival everyone is banging on about looks great. Getting my tix after pay day on Monday.

  • stoplying2

    Great news.
    My linkedin profile got 23 views this week!

    EAT IT NERDS!

    • That's it?Maaku
    • it was probably russian bots.dorf
    • I closed my account a month agoBennn
  • pinkfloyd5

    You guys take multivitamins? Pros cons?

    • There's not a lot of evidence your body needs them if you already have a balanced diet.monospaced
    • Green smoothies, instead of multivitamins, works for meMaaku
    • I just take B12 since May when I became a veganoey
    • Yeah. Organic, no iron. Helps with energy during winter, IMO...jagara
    • https://www.hopkinsm…dmay
    • Go to your doctor to see if you actually have vitamins deficiency. Otherwise you might just pee out whatever you take.pango
    • Exactlymonospaced
    • A very expensive pee...OBBTKN
    • I took a blood test a couple of years ago and the dr didn't call me back with results. Is that normal?pinkfloyd
    • I think your doctor dropped the ball.pango
    • hmm, maybe i should leave a bad yelp reviewpinkfloyd
    • Do itpango
    • pink, No call usually means nothing abnormal to report. I like to keep my own records so I call them.sea_sea
    • so I have nothing abnormal from 2 years ago, great, thanks!pinkfloyd
    • thank goodness I ignored pangopinkfloyd
    • ^ fucking LOL!oey
    • Pink, same happened with me. I called the doc and they sent me my normal report in the mail. There was nothing to do so they didn't call but they can send it.freedom
    • I hate when doctors do that. THey ghost you if there's no bad news, which can really stress a mofo outmonospaced
  • oey4

    Arse continues to be Anal

  • PonyBoy-5

    got the entire office stoned this afternoon... not surprising... the owner sent everyone home an hour or so early :)

  • notype1

    Dude taking a walk a moment ago “your dog is walking and shitting man.” I say.

    Guy on his phone not paying attention and likely doesn’t pick up his dogs shit nor does he care about his pup taking time to poo

    • “Dude walking his dog and on his cellphone” (I meant to say) thumbs don’t work well while walkingnotype
    • People sucksBennn
    • Those assholes are everywhereMaaku
  • mugwart13

    Just had a mentally ill woman crying at me in front of me at a cash point, she was saying she'd kill herself and unborn child if she didnt get any money.

    I didnt have money to give, but man, in front of my son. Wasnt fun to answer his questions. New Cross is a fucked up place sometimes.

  • imbecile0

    Years ago, there was a google app or program that was available online that would allow you to type a description then have an image created from said text. I feel like I may have read about it here, does anyone know what I'm referring to? Thank you.

    • Looks like it's temporarily unavailable
      https://t2i.cvalenzu…
      Nairn
    • i had found that one too, this was inside google, i believe. weird 3d images as well, all compiled from keywordsimbecile
  • utopian15

    Are all of my clients Trump supporters? Because, they're all dumb as fuck!

    #MAGA

    • Ah, congrats! sounds like you ended up getting rehired at the Vape store...robotron3k
    • the one #MAGA i have swtiched to trump hater a month ago, and i'm happy about it because no more foxnews links in the chat lol :Dsted
    • i’m sure you’ll stay principled and won’t take their dirty Trump money!Boz
    • Robo. That's a different dude.pango
  • Hayoth-13

    You'd think people advocating for communism, 70% taxes, killing babies, segregation, corruption, spying, collaborating with radical islam, immorality, racism, enslaving a population to debt, and govt run healthcare would be the dummies?

    Makes ya think on where the real evil lies doesn't it?

    • TIL capitalists don't have debt.i_monk
    • Lol US did most of the stuffs mentioned.pango
    • lol, you are one ignorant, brainwashed, scared little GOP pawn aren't you?monospaced
    • are these the same people?oey
    • You're describing one of the most capitalist country lolpango
    • ^oey
  • pinkfloyd1

    Does anyone wear bifocal glasses? I just had an eye exam and I'm at an age where near sighted objects are an issue. My choices were bifocals, graduals or separate glasses for looking at near sighted objects. I was told graduals can take time to adjust, and was recommended separate glasses.

    • go for the progressives. they take no time to adjust to.Gnash
    • once you get used to them they're way more convenientGnash
    • I wonder if it can be reversedpinkfloyd
    • bifocals are shit unless you have tunnel visionhans_glib
  • pinkfloyd0

    Tapered jeans, where have you been all my life.

  • oey16

    Baymoth, I don't know if I can take you seriously so I'm gonna do this half seriously half joking....

    Communism - theoretical not as bad as capitalism. never implemented. USSR, China, Venezuela, etc...are not Communist at all.

    70% taxes - for the rich? yes please! specially when a couple have more than over half of the World's population, yes please.

    killing babies - USA's speciality (fucking US English)

    segregation - oh damn! that also happened in the States...wait, it's still happening, fuck me!

    corruption - something that only exists in "Communist" countries, oh wait and in capitalist countries as well!

    spying - Didn't know James Bond was Venezuelan! Was Lafayette french? NSA certainly stands for "No Spies in America"

    collaborating with radical islam - what if the USA never had helped the radicals in Afghanistan against the Soviets? Probably no 9/11 unless it was an inside job!!!!!

    immorality - LOL! I really have to give to you...the USA are clean of immorality, it's clearly the land of the morals!

    racism - seriously? if I could I would write "fuck off you ignorant piece of shit"...but it's just not my style. the day there's no racism in the US is the day nobody lives there.

    enslaving a population to debt - insert crazy dog picture here.

    govt run healthcare would be the dummies - fucking LOL! you don't even have an universal health system, the USA. you send guns everywhere, go to the moon...but taking care of your own...

    Makes ya think on where the real evil lies doesn't it - yes, makes me think that Trump's USA president 'cause most people are fucking ignorant...you bomb other people's countries and sell fucking guns...not just the States but you write stuff like you were perfect...

    you clearly don't know shit about the US History, are you aware what the USA contributes to the state of the World? Not only the US but...

    dude, go give the dog a bath or go see if it's raining outside...

    • >>>> https://www.qbn.com/…sted
    • ^ I know sted...i considered it but since he posted here...sorry!oey
    • Doc poz is back!robotron3k
    • Has there ever been a country that was socialist or communist that can be considered 'successful'? legit Q... not trying to fight <3PonyBoy
    • ^ not that I know but they really didn't try to implement it did they? only the people in hierarchy changed. there was still a hierarchyoey
    • Communism only existed in its fullest in written form. It never got close in practice.monospaced
    • ^oey
    • there you go, mono has spoken.robotron3k
    • You sound pretty evil to me. And stupid.Hayoth
    • Here comes the "it wasn't done correctly crowd" 100,000,000 murdered in 100 years doesn't matter.Hayoth
    • ^ you are mixing stuf. of course that matters. that's just evidence that something wasn't translated correctly. how many people died in the name of capitalism?oey
    • capitalism is a fact. it exists theoretically and in practice with the known results.oey
    • Communism is a theory. Was really never achieved. The fact that millions were killed in the name of something just to serve a few. where's communism in that?oey
    • and mind you, I'm not a communist, I don't even defend communism. but I know that in all those countries there was a ruling class that exploited people.oey
    • that's simply not communism as it was thought and written. those were dictatorships. perpetrated by people who used a theory for their own interestoey
    • I live in a capitalist world and consciously I'm part of the problem but I also think I can be part of the solution.oey
    • this can not be the best system when tehre's so much misery around the world and wealth is not equally and fairly sharedoey
    • basic human rights no matter which system and what you call it. does it sound evil to you.oey
    • ?oey
    • and it's very tiring and boring to discuss something with someone that comes with Stalin flag as if being left wing means one defends famine, hierarchies, etc..oey
    • I may be stupid...and a retard...but I know the difference. what you gonna say next? tell me about Venezuela?oey
    • have you ever read the communist manifesto? or any Marx?oey
    • all those countries you can mention it was all about power, cult of personality, personal profit, ruthlessness, nationalism...well, I don't defend that at all.oey
    • both the USA and the USSR and Russia can go fuck themselves with their politics. same goes to China.oey
    • I mean USSR/Russia as in then and now.oey
    • And all those dictators in Africa, Asia, South America. And all those extreme racist right wingers can also go fuck themselves.oey
    • besides, Napalm is so much better.oey
    • and if you think like that why do you support a Russian puppet? it doesn't even make sense...fucking LOL!oey
    • hands up how many of you are living or lived in a communist country.
      communism failed and turned into a shitty halfwit capitalist neo-feudalism.
      sted
    • long live corporatism!sted
    • https://imgur.com/y0…utopian
    • how about not sticking with any particular ism? learn to adapt? and take the best part from each?pango
    • this cold war era of debate which one is better is stupid. that was almost 30 years ago. The propaganda was strong.pango
    • Political thread plzpango
    • https://i.kym-cdn.co…maquito
    • The reason why communism will never work in practice is because it directly effects our ability to be human and individuals.Morning_star
    • you dont have to go full communism. just take the good part. taking care of your own people.pango