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- canoe2
I'm having a hard time with a client, she insists on not using an ampersand... so I just mumbled to myself as I made the change...
'there you go, there's your fucking widow'
Son in the background says, "who's fucking plato"?
Ha, he's four.
- maquito47
Just married!- I hope that child isn't yours and so born out of wedlock - SINNER!
Congratulations, man
xNairn - congrats man!renderedred
- Woot Woot! Congrats!capn_ron
- congrats, lovely.fadein11
- pleasingly casual. congratulations!Fax_Benson
- Congrats! Look at these bright smiles! Awesome!Krassy
- married at a freemasion lodge?
Congrats, kid looks a charactermugwart - DON'T DO IT!
Kid'n; super great AND I hear marriage is "cool" again.
: )ideaist - Way to go! Congrats!nocomply
- En hora buena! felicidades!Salarrue
- Congrats!dibec
- CONGRATS!umbee54
- maquito! i'm not pro marriage but if someone I know believes and wants it and is happy then...CONGRATS!********
- PS: was the baby necessary? what do you get in return? man you gotta older look at that hair. nice to see you again!********
- Congrats!chukkaphob
- Does your kid have any tats yet?utopian
- amazing. congtats !lowimpakt
- Felicidades maquito y sra.!! Best wishes!OBBTKN
- Where is this, central America ?********
- uruguay probably:)
Felicidades!uan - huge congrats dude. don't listen to the nay-sayers, lol...marriage is sooooo awesome :)exador1
- celebrating my 20th anniversary this summer :)exador1
- GRATS! MOFO!pango
- Nice!! Congrats!bezoar
- Looks like the kid is working on his headers. I predict the next Diego Forlánhotroddy
- Remember us exador, congrats in advOBBTKN
- Kid has no tattous, lol.********
- Lolz and thanks everyone!!! We’re very happy indeed. Kid has no tats.. YET! Hehemaquito
- Why so many tattoos?********
- Why not ? isn't your name freedom ? lolz********
- congrats!SimonFFM
- Felicidades maqui!sea_sea
- I hope that child isn't yours and so born out of wedlock - SINNER!
- SimonFFM5
My instagram got deleted. No warning, nothing. Very disappointed. In my business people expect you to exist there. It’s a lot of work. I always censored everything to meet their guidelines.
Curious if they will re-activate me.
- I wonder if a lawyer could help. If you can prove you're losing income (pretty difficult) you might have a case.********
- Sorry to hear it. There's so much explicitly sexual content on IG, it's ridiculous that anyone gets banned.********
- I know a female photographer that constantly has photos removed that have folds in flesh, not even fully naked bodies. Why are they so scared of nudity?PhanLo
- AI ain't all that "Intelligent" just yetKrassy
- But yeah, sorry to hear, Simon. GL!Krassy
- how?! I use to fap a lot to insta. not to yours though, your models are way too skinny for me. bu that's not the point. this doesn't make sense. sorry to hear********
- hehe... oey loves the portuguesa carnosa kind of women, lol! j/k.
Sorry for this Simon. Do a bit of research or contact directly them?OBBTKN - We will see. If they don’t want me I am out. Strange world where we let such stuff dominate our lives.SimonFFM
- fuck instagram. ruined by the facebook tainthans_glib
- I wonder if a lawyer could help. If you can prove you're losing income (pretty difficult) you might have a case.
- Nairn3
I've re-discovered second hand shops of late and today bought myself a nice edition of Moby Dick for £1 (as well as an unopened DVD of There Will Be Blood), which is a book I started when I was about 8 and way too young for that sort of thing (I think I got a page in before going to play outside) and have had a real hankering to final read over the past wee while.
Anyway, erm.. I just wanted to use this opportunity to post one of my favouritest-ever memes..
- lol eek. Moby Dick is my favorite book tho. very gude.sarahfailin
- BusterBoy1
The good: After decades, I have started going commando and it is so liberating! Can’t believe I didn’t do this years ago.
The bad: Stuck at a holiday home with my in-laws...it’s 44 degrees celcius outside...too hot. And the fucken in laws won’t turn the fans or air conditioning on so as to conserve power...fuck it’s stifling!
- Fax_Benson1
Got a sudden craving for some hot prunes in syrup
- grosspinkfloyd
- poopies? you need to go poopies?futurefood
- signs you're getting old. that does sound good though.bezoar
- was a response to BusterBoy's postFax_Benson
- sted1
i'm gonna marry the air conditioner
- Hayzilla4
This Fyre Festival everyone is banging on about looks great. Getting my tix after pay day on Monday.
- pinkfloyd5
You guys take multivitamins? Pros cons?
- There's not a lot of evidence your body needs them if you already have a balanced diet.monospaced
- Green smoothies, instead of multivitamins, works for meMaaku
- I just take B12 since May when I became a vegan********
- Yeah. Organic, no iron. Helps with energy during winter, IMO...jagara
- https://www.hopkinsm…dmay
- Go to your doctor to see if you actually have vitamins deficiency. Otherwise you might just pee out whatever you take.pango
- Exactlymonospaced
- A very expensive pee...OBBTKN
- I took a blood test a couple of years ago and the dr didn't call me back with results. Is that normal?pinkfloyd
- I think your doctor dropped the ball.pango
- hmm, maybe i should leave a bad yelp reviewpinkfloyd
- Do itpango
- pink, No call usually means nothing abnormal to report. I like to keep my own records so I call them.sea_sea
- so I have nothing abnormal from 2 years ago, great, thanks!pinkfloyd
- thank goodness I ignored pangopinkfloyd
- ^ fucking LOL!********
- Pink, same happened with me. I called the doc and they sent me my normal report in the mail. There was nothing to do so they didn't call but they can send it.********
- I hate when doctors do that. THey ghost you if there's no bad news, which can really stress a mofo outmonospaced
- ********4
Arse continues to be Anal
- PonyBoy-5
got the entire office stoned this afternoon... not surprising... the owner sent everyone home an hour or so early :)
- hahahaha!********
- that's the spirit.renderedred
- Isn't that a middle eastern thing? :)********
- hahahaha!
- notype1
Dude taking a walk a moment ago “your dog is walking and shitting man.” I say.
Guy on his phone not paying attention and likely doesn’t pick up his dogs shit nor does he care about his pup taking time to poo
- mugwart13
Just had a mentally ill woman crying at me in front of me at a cash point, she was saying she'd kill herself and unborn child if she didnt get any money.
I didnt have money to give, but man, in front of my son. Wasnt fun to answer his questions. New Cross is a fucked up place sometimes.
- lolsted
- she should see Dr Homopony.pango
- lolmugwart
- dr. homopony LOLrenderedred
- Great... homoponys notes got deleted....pango
- imbecile0
Years ago, there was a google app or program that was available online that would allow you to type a description then have an image created from said text. I feel like I may have read about it here, does anyone know what I'm referring to? Thank you.
- Looks like it's temporarily unavailable
https://t2i.cvalenzu…Nairn - i had found that one too, this was inside google, i believe. weird 3d images as well, all compiled from keywordsimbecile
- Looks like it's temporarily unavailable
- utopian15
Are all of my clients Trump supporters? Because, they're all dumb as fuck!
#MAGA
- Ah, congrats! sounds like you ended up getting rehired at the Vape store...robotron3k
- the one #MAGA i have swtiched to trump hater a month ago, and i'm happy about it because no more foxnews links in the chat lol :Dsted
- i’m sure you’ll stay principled and won’t take their dirty Trump money!Boz
- Robo. That's a different dude.pango
- Hayoth-13
You'd think people advocating for communism, 70% taxes, killing babies, segregation, corruption, spying, collaborating with radical islam, immorality, racism, enslaving a population to debt, and govt run healthcare would be the dummies?
Makes ya think on where the real evil lies doesn't it?
- TIL capitalists don't have debt.i_monk
- Lol US did most of the stuffs mentioned.pango
- lol, you are one ignorant, brainwashed, scared little GOP pawn aren't you?monospaced
- are these the same people?********
- You're describing one of the most capitalist country lolpango
- ^********
- pinkfloyd1
Does anyone wear bifocal glasses? I just had an eye exam and I'm at an age where near sighted objects are an issue. My choices were bifocals, graduals or separate glasses for looking at near sighted objects. I was told graduals can take time to adjust, and was recommended separate glasses.