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  • fate35

    Luke if you want to get your account deleted, a good way is to post some spam. Like, start a new thread hawking ultra thin condoms or mineral ore from Zimbabwe or something.

  • capn_ron1

    fate, you had a completely different experience than Luke is showing here. I'm not sure why he doesn't just step away and leave the site be? I'm glad he inspired you, but boy is he leaving in a blaze of glory.

    • Gunsnroses?lucas_logan
    • you know, some of us like this site. there is a logout door if you want to leave. what is your deal? Sounds like you had a lot to offer based on what fate saidcapn_ron
    • capn_ron, yeah I was just trying to see if I could get him to snap out of it. Obviously I failed.fate
  • plash9

    it's every other fucken weekend; one of you mofo's goes insane.

    • same mofo as last timemonospaced
    • QBN: The site where everything is made up and the points don't matter!DRIFTMONKEY
    • LOL.. I literally just laughed juice thru my nose at this. You win the internet today plashautoflavour
    • Seriously. I go away for a week or so and come back and there's another new lunatic.garbage
  • autoflavour1

    Lucas Logan sure has a huge lady boner for us.. did someone run over this cat or something?
    I for one welcome the village idiot.. his provocative take on modern life is refreshing and edgy.. like early 90’s sitcoms.

    Dad jeans for all

  • lucas_logan-5

    I feel like a dick. Sometimes I’m docpoz and sometimes I’m since1979.

    • Because you are docpozNBQ00
    • Because you're a dick.pango
  • NBQ002

    I had an amazing date last night. What a girl. Seems like a perfect match. Sometimes I believe there is something like destiny and it feels like the universe sent me the perfect girl. It's almost too good to be true. Which is why I'm slightly skeptic and need to see what the future brings with her. But for now it sure feels great.

    • Good!notype
    • awesome. I had a similar feeling about a date I had last night. We had a really excellent day together and it ended at the right time. He lives so far tho.shellie
    • so i don't think there's much of a future until he moves to LA. He says he will be soon though. so we'll see.shellie
  • Nairn2

    Nngh.

    I've just written a pissed off email to a big company askinf about overdue invoices and after having pressed SEND realised I mistranscribed an F and an R so now it reads all

  • Gardener3

    Happy 110th Birthday to the sign hanging over the doorway to my cellar!

  • Gardener1

    some British Homes are now outside the store

  • notype0

    Any of of you use virtual personal assistants?
    Link me...

    • you mean someone is not? or you are not talking about the Alexas, Google Assistant or Siris of the world ?BattleAxe
    • Hurr, durri_monk
  • BattleAxe0

    holy shit I just saw Puppet Master Littlest Reich , and wtf , goriest death scenes so far for B rated

    • details?pinkfloyd
    • guy is pissing , puppet cuts his head off lands in toilet and ends up pissing on his own decapitated head , and then there was the embryo sceneBattleAxe
  • mekk0

    years ago we had a gif of a blonde guy in a green sweater (i believe on green screen as well) shrugging awkwardly. Do we still have this somewhere?

    • it was some "i'm sorry" gesture with a shrug and a pity facemekk
    • https://media.giphy.…spl33nidoru
    • nah he was blonde and it was wayyy slower and he looked so sad and sorry, like "sorry you didn't get the job but everyone knows we hate you but I don't"mekk
  • sarahfailin2

    did you guys ever see Bee and Puppycat? really cool quirky show by the ppl who did adventure time. definitely myazaki-influenced too.

  • oey1

    Damn!

    Tried to sell a Technics SU-7100K on eBay and it didn't work out.
    The article had around 150 views and 12 followers and nobody placed a bid in seven days.

    There's other people selling the same model of amplifier between 99€ and 139€.

    I had a starting price of 50€!!!

    WTF?!

    • it's karma for constantly downvoting my shite :) j/k . Try again and good luck!chukkaphob
    • 50 is too high. start way lower and put a reserve on it.hans_glib
    • reserve?oey
    • I started again at 39€ and buy immediately option at 89€oey
    • LOL! @ chukka

      I usually don't downvote or upvote your stuff.
      oey
    • I rarely go to COTD, you post mostly nice...but you know models...I'm more into natural ;-)oey
    • design stuff mostly up. political stuff mostly down. hehehe!... do you need an amplifier?oey
    • I post all over QBN ;-) Only some people who are obsessed with COTD assume that I only post in that thread :) I believe they are are the real pervs! LOLchukkaphob
    • I'm totally coll with your posts and notes and up/downvooteschukkaphob
    • anyway... seel this shite! get off QBN and get on it!chukkaphob
    • hahahaha!oey
    • *seel = sellchukkaphob
    • also, I don't give a shite about up/downvotes. Silly crap. Hahahchukkaphob
  • Maaku0

    I got a job offer on January 11th to be a mentor at Thinkful.
    I've signed the documents and 5 emails later I still haven't heard from them to this date.

    I have no clue about what the next steps are, they haven't walk me through the curriculum and I don't know how they match teachers with students. The dates were also wrong in the paperwork, they all said 2018 (they clearly use a template).

    I even tried reaching out to the head of the dept. through Linkedin and still nothing. I am in the process of seeking legal advice. You simply don't offer someone a job and leave them hanging like that. WTF?!

    What would you recommend? What type of lawyer should I talk to?

    • A lawyer to do what? Unethical but not illegal. Imo.Hayoth
    • ^ I don't know, never been in this position before. If I can't do anything about it, fine. I just don't know how to go about it.Maaku
    • Academia, *shrugs*Nairn
    • If an offer letter is not sent or emailed to you it's not a real offerrobotron3k
    • ^ They did send me the contract to sign. But oh well, I guess I'll forget about this one.Maaku
    • pretty sure signed documents are the cornerstone of legal contractsmonospaced
    • sounds like you had a lucky escapefadein11
  • oey0

    Should I sell my MacBook from mid-2007?
    I have everything set to put it online but...

    ...but it was my first Mac and nobody will give me more than 70€ for it.

    I've been using it with an extra keyboard cause the keyboard is not working properly anymore.

    I basically use it to play Dj Angelo's and other scratch tutorials and test stuff in other OS like:

    Mac OS 9 (Emulated)
    Windows XP (VirtualBox)
    Elementary OS (Linux)

    My initial idea was to keep it to make music, I have it connected to my Mixer, but if I start doing so it will start to shit itself for sure despite having 4GB...I know, I know...

    Besides I would need definitely to buy a new keyboard for it and it'll cost me around 40 bucks.

    But I have like three laptops so...I actually tend to reuse and recycle stuff to the max.

    Damn decisions...

    Sorry people I just had a moment of weakness and I'm not sure anymore.

    • sell or recycle it.
      have to do it eventually.
      pango
    • I know, I'll roll a joint.oey
    • I need to reduce the amount of stuff I have, like an extra display in my bedroom that I use to work when I'm too sick to go to my Atelier. It's practical! :-/oey
    • And do I really need this Graphic Equalizer in my Technics HiFi system? Or the Vintage Digital Tuner? Everything together looks so nice :-/oey
    • Okay I'll roll that joint before driving everybody crazy with my mid-life crisis...LOL!oey
    • https://www.youtube.…pango
    • PANGO!!!!oey
    • she's so fuking adorable.
      https://www.youtube.…
      pango
    • you have a thing for noses?oey
    • Whut?pango
    • she has a nose like in she has a particular kind of nose. no? am I being superficial and should only focus on her voice and knowledge?oey
    • Lol not sure. I don't find anything particular special about her nose.pango
    • I have not watched her Netflix show but it sounds like you might be able to take some thing from it.pango
    • Use it a serving tray.utopian
    • donate it maybe?mekk
  • HijoDMaite1

    Does vacationing in the South of France have to be super expensive? Is it like South Beach Miami vacationing, for us in the states, or like Los Angeles vacationing? Or is it a whole ‘nother level.

    • LA you can probably find some good deals in Venice (like condos) or if you hunt for a solid hotel as long as it's not Santa Monica as they are super expensive.Boz
    • I found a tiny nice hotel in Beverly Hills called Sirtaj right of off Rodeo Drive that was super cheap compared to others every time I go to LA.Boz
    • Depends how long you want to stay in LA and how much money. But overall Air BnB something in Venice is your best bet. It doesn't have to be super expensive.Boz
    • I have been to France but not South so can't really say much there.Boz
    • Or when it comes to LA you can stay in one of the towns like Huntington Beach or Long Beach and probably be cheaper but that's a drive to LA if you want toBoz
    • sightsee.Boz
    • oh and Marina Del Rey is not bad or insane price wise. It's nice but not like Santa Monica.Boz
    • in answer to hijo: yeshans_glib
    • I have two sets of friends holiday in the south of France - the better off ones go to the East. The not so well off ones to the West, Perpignan way.Nairn
  • Boz-9

    so I code and design and love being creative and building shit but there is nothing more soul killing and uninspiring than doing some presentation decks for investments. I do it because of my friends but my god this thing killed me today. From 5:30am up until like an hour and a half ago. I need 2 days off just to get back to normal. I don't get how some people can do that all day long every day. My god I would off myself after a week.

    Just venting. If it was for anyone else but my friends, damn. No way.

    • mike's got me contract... fucker has me producing case studies and redneck logos... almost as bad. <3PonyBoy
    • either ppl hate you or hate the truth. Or we have 6 people doing that type of work.Maaku
    • haha, they just hate doing presentations is my guess ;)Boz
  • PonyBoy-2

    Goodnight, yuekit.. and to all of you as well. <3

    • wtf, i'm having my morning teaNairn
    • you're over 'there'... I'm way over 'here'...
      *waves
      PonyBoy
    • ... and incidentally I'm having my morning pinotPonyBoy
  • jagara11

    My Macbook pro died. And I'm broke.

    I borrowed an extremely cheap, extremely plastic'y Lenovo Ideapad 100 laptop (RRP: $299.-). I connected it to my external monitor & sound card. Installed PS, AI, ID and Ableton Live, plus whatever else i usually use.

    And it runs everything... very well. Like, i don't know the difference. I'm doing design work and I compose music, just like before.

    WTF?

    Makes me think. Do i need a $4000 laptop? Like, could i be perfectly happy with a $1000-$1500 one?

    Hmm....

    • You can buy a shit hot second hand <4 year old Thinkpad with IPS screen, loads of RAM, SSD, i7 from eBay for <£400 from eBay. ...Nairn
    • ...I don't think I'm ever going to buy a new laptop again.Nairn
    • Go Windows, you'll never go back to AppleBennn
    • @Nairn Shit. Just looked at refurbished ThinkPads. Max out the RAM, throw in an SSD. 0__0 my eyes have been opened!jagara
    • shhhh... be quiet, or you will wake up the apple fanboysOBBTKN
    • @jafara - most even come with warranties! Just make sure you check monitor resolution - that's the one thing I didn't when I bought mine before xmas, d'oh!Nairn
    • *jagara, even. I'm not typing this on the Thinkpad - THAT's a decent keyboard, unlike this piece of shit here!Nairn
    • All of what you guys say is true and yet...if I'm going to be staring at a screen for 4-5 hours a day it doesn't seem crazy to drop a couple thousand dollarsyuekit
    • Agreed, but I'm broke.jagara
    • for the best screen/keyboard at least. But then again I don't use external monitor most of the time.yuekit
    • ionly get second hand ones. Linux though not windows!! Amazing hardware. No you dont need anything Applemugwart
    • The game changer nobody talks about much is dropping an SSD in anything that didn't come with one originally will makes any old PC like a new one.evilpeacock
    • That, and new PC speeds aren't as noticeable to the old any more unless you're doing really heavy GPU-based work.evilpeacock
    • @yuekit - a 2-3 year old Thinkpad HAS a decent screen and keyboard though. They're really solid machines. Aside from a small lid scuff, mine's like brand newNairn
    • At this point, the only Adobe software you need a super powerful computer for is AE. Everthing else runs great on pretty much any half decent machine.monospaced
    • My brother was asking me about mac minis and ipad pros for my neice. So she can use facebook and powerpoint. Why would you spend more than $500 for that?i_monk
    • I started to read and I was like I know bro...then the twist and I was yeah I know bro...LOL! I bought one new Mac back in 2007.oey
    • I started to read and I was like I know bro...then the twist and I was yeah I know bro...LOL! I bought one new Mac back in 2007.oey
    • Served me good and I'm still attached to it but I decided to never buy a new computer again (hopefully) and since I leave with people who know the tradeoey
    • I live...fuck! so as was saying since then I'm pretty sure it was a good decision. I also have a ThinkPad apart from my Macs and it totally rocks!oey
    • My current MBP is 10 yrs old. I can't bring myself to buy a new $3500 machine with all these issues attached to themdesmo
    • Unless you are web developer using tons of cool utilities and tools on Mac and code you are probably better off with a Mac (not necessarily a new one), but forBoz
    • anything else, I would always pick a much much cheaper PC laptop. These days they are pretty damn good.Boz
    • Doesn't sound like you need a new laptop, but sounds like you have talent, why you broke?robotron3k
    • Why have Hackintoshes never really taken off?i_monk
    • Hackintoshes still rely so much on 3rd parties to maintain updated drivers, etc. Still require building machines, but it is starting to take off :)monospaced
    • for example, NVIDIA is still yet to release drivers for their entire line of cards that is easily ready to work with mojave.monospaced
    • It requires to build a computer and has more limitation on what part you can use? But otherwise it's getting easier in the last couple yearspango
    • Thanks to Apple. Other computer manufacturers are really upping their games.pango
    • Other than not compatible with some apple only softwares. Many Windows computers are just as good and cheaper.pango
    • @robotron3k a troublesome cocktail of physical and mental health problems is kinda hampering my professional life :)jagara
    • ...that's why broke...jagara
    • welcome to the real world of computers :Dsted
    • ik it sounds complicated but i use vpn and vms with remote desktop for different oses, it's fun when somebody notices that i'm using windows on my mbpsted
    • or that shitty lenovo what i have for like 12 years runs everything smooth, but actually it's just connected to a powerful desktop :)sted
    • what happened to your macbook pro? hard drive, display whats the problem.api
    • @api discrete GPU failure. Can't be repaired.jagara
    • But there is a partial solution: https://realmacmods.…jagara