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  • Chimp9

    While Covid is a very serious problem, more people under 50 have died of suicide in Spain than Covid in 2020.

    https://www.elmundo.es/ciencia-y…


    • I was really surprised by this data.Chimp
    • Paywall.palimpsest
    • Impossibru,....must be covid.ApeRobot
    • same in japan.shapesalad
    • Prozac mandates.palimpsest
    • @Palimpsesr Here is another article. Although I couldn't find another one comparing Covid. https://www.diariosu…Chimp
    • 11 every day, one every 2 and a quarter hours...Miesfan
    • Yeah it's a crazy amount and has significantly risen since the lockdown and restrictions kicked in.Chimp
    • COVID impacting economic circumstances, no money to pay mortgages being the leading cause of suicides in Spain.PioneerDJ303
    • The lockdown was particularly harsh here. My friend was fined 600€ for taking a different route home from the supermarket.Chimp
    • Ok, but COVID!!!!!ApeRobot
    • Isn't there a higher rate of people in europe that take psych meds?pinkfloyd
    • Wonder what % increase in suicide rate compared to pre-covid.monospaced
    • @mono it’s the worst year on record. Up 7.4% on the previous year. https://gacetamedica…Chimp
    • but remember, the grandma got to live!!!pr2
    • What is the most popular way to kill yourself in Spain? By gun, knife, drug OD, jumping. None of the articles explain the cause of death.utopian
    • Eating too many tapas I think.Chimp
    • Utopian, here https://psiquiatria.…Miesfan
    • More people die from suicide, globally, than from any war, conflict or terrorism. We're killing ourselves more than each other.Ianbolton
    • Sad times though huh?Ianbolton
    • Sad times with happy photos.Chimp
    • ^OBBTKN
    • My 19 yo daugther, just told me that an known boy who was a year older than her has committed suicide today... 20 yo!!OBBTKN
    • That's so sad. It puts the pandemic into perspective.Chimp
  • Nairn0
    • downvoted for showing facts?hans_glib
    • Yeah, it amused me too.

      HNY to you, Hansie baby.
      Nairn
    • Shit - 'Hans, Bubby'!Nairn
    • i think i prefer the first moniker, tbhhans_glib
    • lol, downvoters wanted US to top the listhotroddy
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  • Nairn1

    Back in LDN after a few weeks in Italy. I've been walking around outside all day with a mask on, because over there you're not allowed outside without one and i've just got into the habit. Need to stop. Also, you can't sit in a cafe, bar or a restaurant, etc, without presenting a QR-code reference to proof your vaccination status.

    Anyway, reason I'm posting is - literally every cunt I've spoken to in the single day I've been back in London (about 8 people now - I'm a lonely human) has mentioned at least one to a few people in their circle who's had covid over the holidays. Crazy. Up until today I'd perhaps met the same amount of people again over the entire duration who had.

    Probably a good thing - vax and omnicron bodies might hopefully begin to put this shit behind us.

    • i read that the rates in scotland and wales (which have much stricter rules than england) are much the same, whatever that may or may not mean.hans_glib
    • as usual no-one knows anythinghans_glib
    • oh, I don't think it's a LDN thing specifically, more a UK thing.
      I'd watched Die Hard over xmas and wanted to address you as such since :)
      Nairn
    • Oops, latter sentence is in relation to post above.Nairn
    • Yep, it looks like omnicron is a good things and may even end the pandemic...Chimp
    • that's quite an ambition...hans_glib
    • What do you think about Italy and the UK having almost the same cases & deaths despite the strict conditions in Italy?Chimp
    • I wonder if the US will do a QR code scan. Right now it's just a card with the pharmacists initials and date. It's so easy for people to fake.fooler
    • But the freedumb fighters will says it's like the Nazis asking for your papers.fooler
    • Depends on how much difference it makes. Right now in Europe the countries that have introduced it aren't doing any better,Chimp
    • Hopefully never, fooler. These people are "freedumb" for pointing out details like these measures have offered no benefit, like Chimp pointed out?MondoMorphic
    • He wont answer. And you're a far right conspiracy theorist for even asking etc
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    • Corporate fact checkers have deemed it so.
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  • BaskerviIle4

    Just realised I've been walking around with Yao Wang next to my mouth for the past few months

    • Fok Yu Tushapesalad
    • its a fake wang anywayssted
    • HahhaaAQUTE
    • “Yao wang saved my life”maquito
    • Yo wang has never smelled so good!utopian
    • "put yo wang on my face"
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  • utopian-2

    • Wow. The elements! THE ELEMENTS. Not combined! Dear Lord.sarahfailin
    • Covid++BH26
    • Soon there will be a Captain Planet variant where all strains connect and turn us into lizardsPhanLo
    • Apparently this is common when the strain are mutating to another. Delta turning into omicron. Not a new variant. Stop spreading the fear.ApeRobot
    • Papaya shares elements of chyna-virus.
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    • I read that this was an error on the scientist's part. If it were true we would know about it in other countries, I guess...Chimp
    • wait for it.ApeRobot
    • DemicromGnash
    • i think some people were skipping science class to go huff paintsarahfailin
    • Covid Pro ®nbq
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  • sted0

    Mark out the points, build the pyre, assemble different drummers, light up the fire, put on your masks, and animal skins.

  • neverscared1

    Anti-Vax Leader Urges Followers to Drink Their Own Urine to Fight COVID

    Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/an…

    • so that why pr2 ´s shirt has so many yellow stainsneverscared
    • He added, for convenience, you can purchase a veil of mine from our website for only $99.99, and as an extra bonus, we'll send you a jar of my wife's farts_niko
    • tons of research ?... that must be a lot of litres.neverscared
    • If you're drinking your own pee, then urine a cult.neverscared
    • ^ lol. Nice oneKrassy
    • Piss mongers! HahaPhanLo
    • If you take doses of Ivermectoon you're likely to be double protected as I'm sure it would show up in urine samples. SMART.FNP14
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    https://www.nytimes.com/interact…

    AVERAGE daily new reported cases in the USA, rounded:

    Jan 6: 609,000
    Jan 7: 649,000
    Jan 8: 656,000
    Jan 9: 658,000
    Jan 10: 737,415
    Trending up.

    So, today's rate is probably 750k cases per day.

    61 million cases have been recorded in the US.

    Let's say it levels off and new cases remain steady or it goes up a bit and then back down: it would take still take one full year from today to record a total of 330 million cases, more than the total population of the United States.

    But if we follow the trend line, roughly, in about 6 weeks you're looking at 2 million cases per day. (Do we even have enough tests?) We also can assume a ton of cases go undocumented as many have very low symptoms and tests aren't available.

    So let's hope this thing tapers off, but I don't see us getting to post-covid endemic until 2023.

    South Africa results suggest a future more hopeful than the one I outlined above.

    • it's a bummer
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    • you'll be fine, it's coming down in the uk after a couple of weeks.hans_glib
    • More than half of people in Europe could be infected with the Omicron variant of the coronavirus in the next six to eight weeks, the WHO said today.
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    • Anyway, yeah, post isn't about me being fine. I'm thinking about how long until we feel normal again
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    • The Lord works in mysterious ways.utopian
  • PhanLo1

    Met a signpainter that I’d worked with a few times today, hadn’t seen him in real life for 2 years.
    He was saying he’d had the Rona 6 months ago, but got long Covid and this week was the first time he’d felt fit enough to go out on his bike again.
    Said it was a really shit time.
    He’s maybe 15 years younger than me but hadn’t had any vaccinations.

  • sarahfailin10

    • vaccines workfooler
    • Jesus takes the ones he needs_niko
    • Jesus needs a lot of idiots for some reasonscarabin
    • This escalated quickly.

      Religious Exemption Accepted!
      utopian
    • God just wanted to meet her early! Jabby-jabby would've got in the way of that.FNP14
    • Jesus take the wheel
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    • "Hold my beer...' -GODjonny_quest_lives
    • Oh no!

      Anyway...
      Akagiyama
    • https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
    • Average life expectancy down, average IQ updrgs
    • Don't argue with an antivaxxer, just wait.kaiyohtee
    • She should have been fired with a name like that.MrT
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    Well shit. Visited some family on Saturday.

    Today I’m feeling sick, cold, achy and mild cough.

    Just tested negative.

    Wtf did I actually catch a regular-ass cold at this moment in history

    • Covid symptoms vs...
      https://ololrmc.com/…
      PioneerDJ303
    • That’s cool but far less definitive than my Covid test results
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    • thats the test I took to figure out if I had a cold, flu, or covid. I determined it was a cold, and not the flu.PioneerDJ303
    • you are going to die.pr2
    • (in 40 years or less)pr2
    • Go drink pissrobotinc
    • Was it a PCR or antigen test? I tested -ve on the antigen test and +ve on the PCRChimp
    • other conditions are available apart from covid, y'know.hans_glib
    • you're gonna die too, pr2, so please also don't wear seatbelts, always drive drunk, and make sure to not get that lump checked out in your childrenmonospaced
    • overwhelming majority of people don't die from a bad flu. neither will nb, no matter how much you wish him that.pr2
    • injecting yourself with potent chemicals is NOT the same as wearing a seatbelt.pr2
  • bulletfactory0

    I think about the scar both of my parents have on their shoulders from their smallpox vaccines, and wonder what the outrage would be today if the covid vaccines had to be administered in the same way. MARK OF THE BEAST!!! Is my first guess.

    • ha - the weird thing about the smallpox vaccination programme is that so high a percentage of people worldwide were vaccinated it died out. (well almost)hans_glib
    • i mean who'd have thought - vaccines actually work? wtf?hans_glib
    • and since that programme was stopped, the pox is returning in poor population areas.hans_glib
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    Shit. My condition has gotten much worse, fast.

    Feeing really terrible. I’m not thinking hospital but I may need someone to care for me.

    This might be my last post. If you don’t hear from me in 24 hrs, just wait longer.

    And if I don’t make thru this, I just want you all to know I now regret every minute I spent on qbn

    • Sorry to hear that nb! I found it kind of hits me in waves. Hope you feel better fast!sarahfailin
    • Keep us posted whenever you can, I hope you'll recover quickly!
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    • hope you're okay dude. I've been stuck indoors for 7 days now and just had another positive lateral flow test. Losing the plot a bit.Ianbolton
    • You been taking anything? I smashed cold/flu remedies for a few days which got rid of the fever. Been sort of fine the past 3 days at least.Ianbolton
    • There are treatment you can take, but wait no, this have been denied. Hang in there or find a doctor that can prescribe some for you.ApeRobot
    • Aspirin helps a lotmonospaced
    • I took loads of vitamin D, ginger and lemon. Hopefully that might have a slight positive effect.Chimp
    • Hang in there!bogue
    • Sleep. Salt. Water. Blackcurrants. Vegetables. Sauerkraut. Broth. Sunlight.shapesalad
    • Sorry to hear this... wishing you well.catpower
    • I took vitamin c, zinc, vitamin d and nac plus lots of chicken soup and ginger tea. Not sure if any of it actually worked but I got better really quickly_niko
    • ...so hang in there dude!_niko
    • Green Tea and Zinc, together.
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    • NAC, vit D3, K2.. fight it!
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    • get well soon!
      LOL @ "I now regret every minute I spent on qbn"
      oey_oey
    • LOTS of sleep. LOTS of liquids.monospaced
    • NO RAGRETS!GuyFawkes
    • Crossed fingers from the other side of the wasteland.garbage
    • Feel better soon. That sucks.mort_
    • Get well! I slept a lot drank lots of Emergen-C + Zinc then it turned into the flurona. That sucked! it's been over 4 weeks and I finally feel 99% better.fooler
    • Its too late guysdrgs
    • I heard injecting bleach works well.shapesalad
    • Listen to all the QBN MDs and get well soon! This too shall pass. Best wishes, nb.Krassy
    • Put half an onion on your head and turn counter clockwise 3 times.
      Get well.
      palimpsest
    • urine therapy?dbloc
    • ^Defo try the urine therapy.
      Also the JR 3 grand daily vitamin drips, saunas and hot and cold shock therapy and raw elk meat injected in your eyes.
      PhanLo
    • anyone call dibs on the porn stash?hydro74
    • Benadryl and Milk are apparently a good combo for people

      https://scitechdaily…
      mg33
    • hope you feel better soon!!!exador1
    • @nb report, can't wait 24h, you have to check in every 6, u feel alone lmk. you can yell at me on skype.
      I would see a doc asap.
      sted
    • you're drinking piss, right?monospaced
    • brodoesnotexist
    • Zinc interferes with virus replication. They sell it at walgreens as zicam. Zinc acetate. Now, run, quick like bunny. Go get it, or get it delivered.cherub
    • Commenting to be on your final postscarabin
    • Get well man!instrmntl
    • Sorry to hear NB, get well soon.
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      utopian
    • make sure not to ignore your temperature when that fever spikes it can get more serious than you think.cherub
    • Seek professional medical guidance. In some places you can dial 211cherub
    • GetWellSoonmilfhunter
    • Is he dead or notdrgs
    • It's been over 24h. He said to wait longer.palimpsest
    • @nb report asap, or we start to distribute your inheritance among qbn members.sted
  • ApeRobot-11

    This douche is hating on rogan because he is a fat depressed unhealthy fucks, that think that being vaccinated make him a healthy person.
    Fuck him.
    Rogan beat the virus in two days, this fat bastard will die when he's going to catch it.


    • Who is that?Gnash
    • So you’re agreeing the vaccine will save his life. But you are making a blind assumption he’s critical because of his weight? Talk about being stupid AF Apemonospaced
    • Rogan is wrong to spread misinformation about the vaccines, and that has nothing to do with him beating it. Lots of people survive it. Lots don’t.monospaced
    • Vaccines obviously help. The science backs it up. If you weren’t such a Rogan douche you would look it up.monospaced
    • who are these people?sted
    • Ethan from h3h3h3. A self-hating cuck.
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    • He doesn’t look very healthy. Mongoloid eyesGnash
    • some insane fanboy shit right herekingsteven
    • Vape Nation Yall!VapeNation
    • what would Pewdiepie and the Doc think of all this? we need to know!GuyFawkes
    • This is a weird postFNP14
    • https://www.youtube.…ideaist
    • imagine being mad because someone hates Joe Rogan lmaoernexbcn
    • @monospaced Vaccine could help him, but he is a good candidate to the E.R due to his fat fuckness. By the way, all the third jabbed around me got covid.ApeRobot
    • Also, In europe boosters showed no effect on omicron. And omicron is taking over.ApeRobot
    • Omicron do not kill so far. Less people in re-animation. Vaccinated or not.ApeRobot
    • Except if you are unhealthy, fragile or got comorbidities...ApeRobot
    • @Ape, if he's a good candidate for the ER if he gets covid, that's literally the best reason to be vaccinated.monospaced
    • @Ape, you're confused. You seem to think that if you are vaccinated you can't get covid. You're wrong, obviously.monospaced
    • The third jabbed around you who got covid are probably not having serious complications. This is in contrast to groups who are not vaccinated.monospaced
    • Look how mad you are bro. Get some fresh air and calm down.dbloc
    • Who?pango
    • big toe rogan uggah uggah always reminds me of a big chimp that guy...neverscared
    • It's just h3h3. He's boring edgelord. Rogan is still in the wrong. Also Rogan didn't "beat the virus in 2 days", and 99% of his massive fanbase..garbage
    • ..would be bankrupted by the amount of medical care that Joe could afford.garbage
    • He does NAD infusions on the regular, which are basically $1000 IV drips for the uberrich. Him platforming any disinformation to a base that..garbage
    • ..can't possibly imagine that is wreckless. Fuck Joe Rogan.garbage
    • Weird fanboy shit.inteliboy
    • I'm surprised barely anyone knows h3h3 hereGuyFawkes
    • I try to deny it, at some point i realized that he is just a lazy asshole, Rogan was interesting for me until he stopped asking and started talking.sted
    • He's incredibly dim. He's not even good at calling fights anymore. The PPVs when he was out with COVID were a breath of fresh air.garbage
  • ApeRobot0

    New development in the United States in the case between plaintiffs at the United States Drug Agency (FDA). An association of doctors took legal action in August 2021 to request the publication of data from the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine. After demanding decades of delay, the FDA is now being asked to speed up its publication.

    • https://alexberenson…
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    • There's gonna be lots of angry clotshotters soon.
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    • There won't be any angry covid victims, because they're dead. I guess you win!monospaced
    • reminds me of the battle of Arginus. After the Athenian navy defeated the Spartan fleet and thus saving Athens and the lives of thousands, the captains were put_niko
    • ...to death for not rescuing a few sailors from sunken ships ( a storm ultimately prevented the rescue ship from doing so)_niko
    • the 'captains' are the 10 staff doing FOI requests for the FDA? and 'death' is having to release 55k of 350k total pages of data on pfizer each month?kingsteven
    • if so captain death is a boring cunt or you should read the actual judgment (news from 4 days ago)... this will come to nothingkingsteven
  • ApeRobot1
    • haters gonna hate.ApeRobot
    • It's following the data from South Africa.Chimp
    • The flat suggests capacity has been reached. Not liking the uptrend in young children.monNom
  • fooler7

    Compounds in hemp block COVID-19 from entering human cells


    Compounds found in hemp "show the ability to prevent the virus that causes COVID-19 from entering human cells," Oregon State University says.

    New OSU research on hemp and COVID-19 was published Tuesday in the Journal of Natural Products.

    Richard van Breemen, a researcher with Oregon State’s Global Hemp Innovation Center in the College of Pharmacy and Linus Pauling Institute, led the study.

    • consider me immunized to the maxGuyFawkes
    • ^ lolKrassy
    • That's why I never got it, it all makes sense now!yuekit
    • We'll i'll just pat myself on the back and reach for the skins.Morning_star
    • 5 x mandatory bong hits a day is coming.neverscared
    • it's always 4:20 or later somewhere in the worldMrT
  • Raybandana-1

    Would you take 4 jabs a year for the rest of your life?

    • no, but that's definitely where we're heading.Milan
    • it's gonna be medicines, not vaccinations.
      until you are 57, then it will be better to get the vaccines.
      uan
    • Didn’t you think trump was going to be reinstated as president? Derp derp.monospaced
    • nope. aint going to happen either, no matter how many right wing shock jocks parrot that narrative.inteliboy
    • A ton of folks have to have injections every day to survive... i’m not such a princess that i can’t do it four times a yearscarabin
    • NoAQUTE
    • It'll only be 8 jabs folks (2 years to live clotshotters. max)
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