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Elon Musk faces Brazil inquiry after defying X court order
Multibillionaire called for resignation of judge who ordered platform to block far-right users“We cannot live in a society in which billionaires domiciled abroad have control of social networks and put themselves in a position to violate the rule of law, failing to comply with court orders and threatening our authorities,” said the federal solicitor general, Jorge Messias. “Social peace is non-negotiable.”
- Musk is morphing into this dude
https://i.pinimg.com…tank02 - The market will regulate itself.palimpsest
- lol tankfadein11
- https://giphy.com/gi…PhanLo
- market will regulate itself... just like the rainforrest bolso burned so exuberant... congrats from the climate hero musk right there...neverscared
- @tank02 lolKrassy
- that gif lolutopian
- what is the court order? sounds like 'social peace' is a phrase coined by Orwell.hotroddy
- Lula, of course, is seeking political persecution after his imprisonment for being Brazil's most corrupt president in the country's historyhotroddy
- hotroddy.compalimpsest
- Our village has spoken!utopian
- hotdoddy prefers the incompetent and stoopid ... he told us some time ago...u can see how here again why... he a perputual mobile of derp evidently.neverscared
- It's a draconian decree that silences dissenting voices through imprisonment aka Venezuela and Cubahotroddy
- When governing a purportedly "socialist" nation that neglects the welfare of its citizens, the foremost priority becomes securing your party's grip on power.hotroddy
- hats why the bolso boys tried a coup and stormed the capitolneverscared
- those violent raging lunatics .. .hotdoddy enjoys them... like the brownshirts in nazi germany...neverscared
- 'insurrectionists' am I right? Funny for all the fascist name-calling they never go full authoritarian unlike Nicaragua, Venezuela, Cubahotroddy
- The only I can think of is Bukele and look what he's done to the country. American el-salvadorians are going back there to retire.hotroddy
- Snowflake Soyboy Triggeredutopian
- oh snaphotroddy
- oh oh doddy the musk bootlicker wants to bring back that nazi vibe ..neverscared
- https://www.bloomber…neverscared
- Musk is morphing into this dude
- neverscared4
Elon Musk says X will reinstate Alex Jones’s account after poll of users
Rightwing conspiracy theorist was banned from platform in 2018, but could be back after 2m votes cast“The people have spoken and so it shall be,” Musk posted in reply to a poll on Saturday on whether to reinstate the Jones account. Close to 2m votes were cast by the time the poll closed, with about 70% voting in favour of Jones’s return.
- that will bring advertisers back 100%...neverscared
- bringing all the decent folks back... tucker. jones ... thank god these suckers haven´t lied to exuberantly sums of money lateley...neverscared
- phew.... Elon Musk: I See People Who Care About Looking Good While Doing Evil, Fuck Themneverscared
- He might as well buy Truth social now. It looks like he's intentionally racing to the bottom.formed
- bob iger = evil ... lex jones = kool... kool metric bro.. apple adores lex jones right ?neverscared
- Cool that a guy who got some mentally ill people to go harass the parents of children who were blown to pieces with machine guns gets a pass.PhanLo
- "...and so it shall be."
GOD he is such a fucking goober.garbage - Hot Knobby Boner Timeutopian
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- keep getting your news from the mainstream media you corporate bootlickers!hotroddy
- Don’t you mean LAME-stream media? Amirite?_niko
- yes, the lamestream media are panicking.hotroddy
- lolpango
- hotdoddy the bootlicker of the stoopid and incompetent..neverscared
- 0.4% of twitter's user base (rounded up) vote for him back and "the people have spoken, this is democracy"kalkal
- sted8
- <3pockets
- that look really suits him actually_niko
- ^ all that’s missing is that hairless fucking cat.Ramanisky2
- projessor X has a cat ?neverscared
- profneverscared
- Peter Dutton?MrT
- jonny_quest_lives9
Internet tip of the day... Gaps in resume? You can now insert Design Lead for new features at Twitter or any BS title you want. No one can prove otherwise.
- LolNBQ00
- Name: Jim
Job Title: Sr. Web Designer and Partner
Locations: San Francisco & Detroit
Previous Salary: $1,900,000utopian - https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- Hilarious, great idea!whatthefunk
- Ianbolton-1
I don't get why people rub their hands hoping for Elon to constantly fail. Don't get me wrong, he's a bit of a dick (understatement) but fuck, it's not like Twitter was any better before he took over. His uncovering's of FBI and CIA internal wranglings was unexpected, but also expected. As for Tesla, would we have had the insurgence of electric vehicles without Tesla pushing for it? Who knows? And who knows whether electric vehicles are the way forward? I'm just happy to see someone fuck with the industry and advocate some kind of change.
I don't care who the cunt of the moment is, but it's surely in all our interests to not get pulled into the constant hate machine known as the internet.
- nothing but envysted
- and the other is that there are goals that everyone knows are completely stupid, but he still pursues them as if those are in the interest of all humanitysted
- yeah, going to mars is daft.Ianbolton
- I don't want him to fail, just stop being a cunt and be that guy from few years ago.NBQ00
- I'm actually grateful that he exists :) It's funny that there are many things that have happened in my life as I planned, and this is partly thanks to him :)sted
- When you watch that Netflix series it's why I respected him years ago. Before he turned into an annoying meme-lord political cunt.NBQ00
- Fuck this cunt and fuck his cunt fanscrazyprick
- All of this is largely his doing... Self owns of self owns. I have no influence over his successes or failures whether I root for them or not.jonny_quest_lives
- I'd he didn't want the heat he could have kept his head down and done the work... FFS he declared himself "technoking" once.jonny_quest_lives
- *ifjonny_quest_lives
- Its always fun to watch a loud egotistical asshole fail through his/her own actions. Its not specific to him.robotinc
- As for the CIA thing... CIA is always gonna do CIA things. I am more concerned about Muskie and his new Saudi investors.jonny_quest_lives
- He actually knew how to organize teams and push goals but now he is getting obsessed with things which do not really belong to his field of expertise.sted
- and yeah cooperation with the authorities is a damn complicated thing, people have no idea what amount of illegal content twitter gets, or how a single tweet frsted
- om years ago can serve as evidence in a criminal case. these all have to be handled in some form at twitter without creating PR disasters or any harm to the co.sted
- The Twitter Files are fascinating.zardoz
- The back channels between big tech and alphabet agencies, DC circumventing the Constitution etc..zardoz
- And Musk is the bad guy in all this?!zardoz
- Twitter started shipping again, that is a big PLUS.grafician
- AHAHAHA lol u just read that here:
https://news.ycombin…
u have no idea what it actually meanssted - BUSTEDcrazyprick
- Elon Musk is a fucking piece of shit, and yeah...I love watching him fail. So fuck him and all his dick sucking fanboys!utopian
- It's just funny to see that the richest person in the world, when he finally expresses his opinion...is indistinguishable from some random conspiracy theorist.yuekit
- Either he's pandering to a certain demographic or he's just kind of dumb when it comes to many issues. I'm not saying he isn't also good at running companies,yuekit
- but it's a funny contrast with this idea of Elon Musk being a genius who's going to single-handedly save humanity etc.yuekit
- Haha, yeah, i know what you mean Yuekit. That is funny though. I do like how divisive he is, but also with meIanbolton
- i sometimes think he's some mad autistic cunt, who managed to grab loads of popularity that you can see he cant naturally deal withIanbolton
- he's a cunt, but qbn is obsessed, like the rest of the internet. its tabloid nonsense and mostly fuckign boring reallyinteliboy
- I don't know anyone in real life who spends any time worrying about him, or Prince Harry. The drama sells clicks.fadein11
- This is the kind of truly daft post I haven't seen here in a while. Don't worry Ianbolton we aren't laughing at you, we're laughing with you. ;) (right lads?)cherub
- @sted cute, but no. I just follow the dude, remember this: https://qbn.com/repl…grafician
- and I work in Product so I know exactly what shipping means and what twitter is doing recently
but you do you boo ;)grafician - oh now you work in "Product" ahahaah, what happened with running multiple agencies? you are just an idiot, even your guy paulg wasn't be able to explain himselfsted
- then only "product" you are working on is the continuous burning of yourself.sted
- @sted cute, but no. monospaced said I run multiple agencies trying to make fun of me or something
same small d*ck energy as yourself
like I said you do you boografician - oh i didn't knew @Ianbolton started a dick measuring contest.sted
- @yuekit i'm not sure that he always was like this. the things he have been involved in so far require a very open and inclusive way of thinking.sted
- and now we see a degradation in this.sted
- Where I think it's a real concern is that billionaires are increasingly trying to influence and control society. Peter Thiel spends millions to promote hisyuekit
- far-right, anti-democratic ideas. Now we see Elon Musk shares at least some of that worldview and seems to side with Trump, Bolsonaro etc. While complainingyuekit
- about censorship he's using Twitter to censor people he doesn't like, even for stupid reasons like reporting on his jet.yuekit
- nowadays he even makes bill gates look charming....neverscared
- Yuekit nailed it. +1cherub
- Salarrue9
- I don't recall a runway on that little island, or is this a different island?BabySnakes
- Maybe hes like a paratrooper
https://cloudfront-u…drgs - Add a seaplane landing gear to the Gulfstream, and voila!OBBTKN
- yeah not accurateBeeswax
- jonny_quest_lives4
It appears Twitter 2.0 has suspended the @ElonJet Twitter account.
@ElonJet would regularly post the flight path/current location of Elon's private jet (using publicly available information)
A month ago Musk said his not banning the @ElonJet account was an example of his commitment to free speech.
I feel sort of cheated even Trump got a user poll on his account status.
Anyhoo that other Billionaire still hosts an ElonJet account on his obscure website...
- https://tenor.com/bb…jonny_quest_lives
- Lol! The info is public domain. Elon supports “free speech”... riiiightKrassy
- Doesn't he track other jets too? Were those also suspended?dbloc
- yeah I see @putinjet is still updbloc
- He doesn't want the world to know what a hypocrite he is when it comes to the environment and how much he's flying around in his private jetNBQ00
- Considering Twitter has no bearing on free speech as it pertains to the USA, banning that account is not an infringement, and he was lying the whole time.monospaced
- 40 billion well spent. mission accomplished.BabySnakes
- ^ when it could have been just $50KKrassy
- ALL the other jet accounts were suspended.grafician
- Some crazy guy came after his kid.
https://www.cnet.com…monNom - Why would anyone care where he is?scarabin
- Tracking the richest people in the world is the best way to investigate pedophilia rings, human trafficking groups and other favorite billionaire pastimes.monospaced
- utopian6
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales told Elon Musk it is 'not for sale' after the Twitter owner accused the encyclopaedia of having a left-wing bias.
- Such a sad sack of turdstank02
- Jimmy Wales call himself an objectivist Ayn Rand libertarian...I guess this is the new left-wing.yuekit
- Ketamine Kyle doesn’t give a fuck.dasohr
- He ate legumes that night.Nairn
- I was a huge fan a year ago, but he's looking more and more like a spoiled, child-genius...and getting worse.formed
- So this is what he's been doing pulling all nighters at Twitter uncovering all the scoops you supersleuth you!
#forthegoodofallofus...Khurram - This is hilarious, because Wales is fairly shitty himself. He's at least smart enough to know that Wikipedia would absolutely implode if Musk did a force-buy.garbage
- He's clearly never been to a talk page before. If he thinks he can buy a positive narrative on Wiki, he's even dumber than I thought.garbage
- That's the most combative and meticulous social network on the internet by a long stretch.garbage
- Salarrue9
- He invented Yellow Pages for the internet. That is literally all he ever fucking did.Khurram
- This is common with almost any startup, managing expectations mostly and translating the founder's visiongrafician
- sounds like every client presentation tbh...inteliboy
- This is why Twitter needs a whole team of management that he fired like a moron. Acting like Twitter just needs developers for an app is ignorant AFmonospaced
- that's like... your opinion monospaced :))grafician
- Stop interacting with me you silly child.monospaced
- It's YOU who is chasing all my posts and comments you dumbassgrafician
- also I was here before you so you can take your shitty comments elsewhere feel free anytimegrafician
- sted0
- I hope they asked for double their original salary or I would have told Elon to F off.fooler
- Is it all for show? For PR. Imagine he was a boring 'suit' buying twitter and keeping quiet... we'd not hear about it. Now it's like a reality tv show...shapesalad
- They don't look super stoked to be back... but who would with Elon as bossNutter
- Ligma Balls didn't even work there?PhanLo
- Beta Malesutopian
- blink twice if you need help.BusterBoy
- lolsted
- they never worked there
https://interestinge…sted - Thought the guy on the left looked familiar. He's (fake) fired box guy!instrmntl
- 80 hour work weeks yayYakuZoku
- who uses twitter anywaysArchitectofFate
- Their names are: Ligma Johnson.
Get it? Do you get it?palimpsest - G E N I U S T R U C KPhanLo
- Looks healthy.shellie
- lol ligma johnsonpango
- nb3
Copied from a tweet:
Starting today (Thursday) remote work is not an option at Twitter: all employees are expected to be 40 hours in the office. Only exceptions are for those physically unable to travel to an office or exceptions signed off by Elon.
The email telling people what will change from Thursday was sent out late Wednesday (just before midnight). At New Twitter, expect things to change last minute and get with it.
Ironically, in Europe, it’s already Thursday working hours.
The ignorance on Europe is especially telling. People got this email after starting their working day - working remote. They cannot reach managers to clarify if this applies for today: most managers are in the US, unreachable (they also need sleep!).
________________________________...
eLoN iS a GeNiUS
- exceptions are signed off by Elon?!? Hahahaha you might think a CEO of multiple large tech companies would have more important things to do than HR paperwork. But I guess not, this is his priority today!
- sent out right before midnight Thursday. Hope you figured out childcare, transportation, how to access the building, security protocols, etc all between the hours of midnight and 8am
- Sounds to me like the remaining half of people still working there will be looking for an exit strategy from this kind of toxic environmentContinuity
- Sorry Elon, but you can sleep in the office all by yourself.NBQ00
- He should have started with this, it would have saved many of those other firings.comicsans
- So trueinstrmntl
- Elon can’t find his next baby momma unless there’s bodies in the office.instrmntl
- Will trade a horse for a handjobcrazyprick
- AH YES, THE QBN ELITE FOAM AT THE MOUTH WITH RAGE.Hayoth
- You’re the one posting in all caps bruhnb
- https://giphy.com/gi…nb
- Ahhh Hayoth, we missed youNBQ00
- AH YES, IT'S GAYLOATHEcrazyprick
- Something is seriously wrong with him, I don't know that it is some sort of permanent mental illness or his motivations are somewhere elsewhere.sted
- It is hard to believe that he just forgets that he is in IT, and how multinational companies work. Especially now that Tesla has factories in several countries.sted
- The funny thing is, people who WFH are actually sleeping at “the office” alreadynb
- Musk has that spectrum-based inability to understand why 99% of humanity don't actually want to spend their existence toiling for some other cunt's shillingNairn
- Ok Nairn go back to the shed.
Twitter has to mature, it was packed with full-time cancel culture crybabies on all levels and sides.sted - Sounds like Elon is going to have to fire all the people who won’t go to the office.monospaced
- PonyBoy4
Elon Musk agrees to pay $20 million and quit as Tesla chairman in deal with SEC
https://money.cnn.com/2018/09/29…
"Elon Musk agreed Saturday to step down as chairman of Tesla and pay a $20 million fine in a deal to settle charges brought this week by the Securities and Exchange Commission."
- yeah hes donested
- is $20 million like $200 or $2000 bucks to us?fooler
- It’s still his company.monospaced
- yeah—he's not going anywhere—just can't be chairman for 3 years but will remain CEO... and has to shell out 2 weeks of lunch money for being a dick on twitterPonyBoy
- Yup.monospaced
- Hopefully he takes a good long vacation at some point. He really needs to unplug for awhile.monospaced
- Who is he paying $20 million to? all the disenfranchised twatter users?cannonball1978
- No I believe the SEC gets all the money. Isn't that how this organization lives off of fines? lolNBQ00
- money goes to investors supposedly, but not people that shorted the stockernexbcn
- I doubt I'll be getting a check. It's just like any financial fine...where did the billions for falsifying the billion rules broken a decade ago go?formed
- This will be good, overall, if he can get some new, stable execs.formed
- He could go to Thailand to reflectmugwart
- he made 54 million on the tweet...deathboy
- nb1
Tesla and EVs are cool but the best thing you can do for the environment is not drive a car.
Assuming you must drive, the second best thing you can do?
Don’t buy a new car. Take care of your current car and drive it until you die.
- Use public transport where possible.Chimp
- adult male seeking cargo bikeimbecile
- Are Tesla's EVs really that cool? Tesla's EVs are shaped like dung beetle with wheels.utopian
- Utopian be like http://2.bp.blogspot…nb
- Just don’t buy a new car. Even a Tesla takes a VERY long time to offset the environmental damage from manufacturing and shipping itnb
- Take the No.11 bus people. That's code for your legs.shapesalad
- Is everyone charging their ev’s with solar or hydroelectric?bezoar
- Many, many, many are. Again, the point is: don’t buy anythingnb
- look up the damage that gas production alone does and see if you still want to keep the old gasmobilemekk
- Just don’t buy anything evernb
- It’s the best thing you can donb
- an aging car does more damage than you think.sted
- utopian is bang on the money. and the pollution caused by lithium mining is appallinghans_glib
- Old cars are horrible for the environment.formed
- If well maintained, an old car fine. Clean your air filter, inflate your tires, change your spark plugs, use a thinner synthetic oil. Drive 10% under the limit.monNom
- Cars 20 years ago were getting similar mileage to todays vehicles, and they don't require any additional energy to manufacture.monNom
- EVs on the other hand are extremely energy intensive to manufacture (which is why they cost more). and their useful life is probably less due to battery wear.monNom
- Not to mention that the additional electricity generation for every additional EV is probably coming from gas-fired powerplants.monNom
- Which might be more efficient than an ICE engine, but when you factor in line losses, conversion losses (step down and AC to DC), and heat lost during chargingmonNom
- ...It might not be much better than a hybrid.monNom
- The best thing we can do to reduce our footprint is to make the things we already have last as long as possible. We save all the mining, transport, processing.monNom
- @monNom there are 182 countries in the world where you're going to find cars.
1st you have to fix the logistics for spare parts, than you have to get people tosted - care about this on a level what makes sure they everybody spends money! and time on clean your the filter, inflate tires, change spark plugs, etc.sted
- (still in 182 countries) right after this you can start teaching people how to "drive sustainably". These things require a lot of painful tools and the collabsted
- 182 countries.sted
- ya but if you like motorsports, you end up with 4 cars like me...BabySnakes
- Agreed. The above assumes a world where spare-parts are available. That's a whole other issue. Planned obsolescence is a "fuck you" to both earth and its peoplemonNom
- utopian0
- Nice post Communist to bad it's fake news dipSh#t https://www.insideho…Hayoth
- https://twitter.com/…Hayoth
- Cool Storyutopian
- Elon could've retired a long time ago but he is a machine that doesn't stop building or creating ... and is it really ok to judge people by their POS father?atomholc
- replace "machine" with "narcissist" and remove POS and your statement is correctKrassy
- also replace "building or creating" with "buying"Krassy
- lol fake news Dis or Dat. Trust a jpeg or a site that reviews tequila and cheap suits?MrT
- Muskynb
- Well, he did make his fortune off hard work. Also, he did have money to begin with.jagara
- he came from a rich family. cool. and? The guy is a dick, but I never get this angle from the haters...inteliboy
- @intelliboy well, the emerald mine is apartheid-era, so probably some problematic factors there...jagara
- Not sure, but i think that's the case.jagara
- I’m pretty sure this is the same origin story as Cobra Commandermisterhow
- People liked working for Cobra Commander.face_melter
- the most fucked people are those with trust funds. look at Hunter biden. Musk broke the mold.hotroddy
- So trump is the most fucked up then. Got it.monospaced
- Thank goodness hunter is a nobody and only moronic conservative cunts talk about him, because they’re idiots who like focusing on nothingmonospaced
- trump kids are einstein compared to hunter. but in your hypocrisy you conveniently left out shitting on trump's kids for 4 years.hotroddy
- America is fucked.MrT
- LOL "einstein"? How pathetic. They are rabid children that can barely form sentences, drooling, crawling, for any attention just like daddy T.formed
- Hunter has the decency to avoid attention, beyond the obsession from the right-nut-jobs, with his 'laptop' being a true fetish. So bizarre, pathetic and lazy.formed
- stopped reading at 'hunter has the decency'. lolhotroddy
- I left out what? How stupid are you?monospaced
- Why do conservative morons care about a nobody like hunter? Because they’re brainwashed fucktards who don’t have shit else to say.monospaced
- You literally can’t make an argument in favor of trump without making yourself look like a bigger fucking idiot. It’s insane how rrtaeded you sound.monospaced
- Oh trump is a good president. Why because hunter and her emails derp derp I’m a moron.monospaced
- Your trump derangement syndrome made it about trump. I just pointing out that plenty of trust fund kids behave like trust fund kids.hotroddy
- and that's behaving like a crackhead, nothing to do with laptop and hustling ukranian hryvnia on behalf of the American people.hotroddy
- Krassy8
Tesla Stock Plunge Wipes Out $114 Billion In Value As Twitter Deal Sparks Fears
- lolSalarrue
- Tesla stock is on sale today!scarabin
- He's more addicted to tweetingNBQ00
- thanks grimes..neverscared
- It was a stupid idea. Entire market is going down, though, Tesla's held up pretty well considering.formed
- imbecile4
musk wants trump back on twitter
- of course he doesutopian
- China are behind Musk. Trump on Twitter = Putin vs Trump WWIII = China swoop in and profit, take the spoils of war.shapesalad
- Musk should buy Truth social insteadzaq
- Musk wants to buy Twitter so he can stop that one kid from tracking his private jetKrassy
- lol Krassy.janne76
- That's itYakuZoku
- trudeau is hitler.... classic joker.neverscared
- Anyone think trump is putting him up to it/partially paying for it? It’d help his next campaign...scarabin
- Jesus wept. The conspiracy theories above are cringe. It's like Q but for "the good guys".TOMMYxGUNN
- neverscared6
- HahahahaPhanLo
- I'm actually a fan of Musk but this shit does seem just crazy. Seems like something for the wealthy to beat traffic and avoid looking at commoners?Hayzilla
- The thing about Tesla is that they don't spend on advertising, but are very keen when it comes to marketing themselves. Vegas thing is a marketing gimmick.Nairn
- Apparently it's quite popular, so benefits both Tesla and Boring. I for one welcome any improvements in tunnel-making - I think most roads should be undergroundNairn
- Rather than, in the UK especially, utterly bisecting our countryside and fucking over wildlife up and down the country. Put as much of it underground as poss.Nairn
- ^ Right on bruva I agree. There shouldn't be a single fucking carpark above ground on this planet either.Hayzilla
- Elon is very bright but also just an online bro trying desperately to be popularnb
- Not that bright, what has he said or done that was original? What has he done period other than join boards of startups?_niko
- Remember his submarine idea? Lolz_niko
- dont be a musk fanatic..neverscared
- maybe cargo underground. when its handled by A.I . but the rest .. i dont see how that should become popular..neverscared
- Tangential, but image right is Seattle's light rail. For some reason our country voted against it's expansion in the 70s and hundreds of millions of dollars..garbage
- ..and I'm talking federal bucks, were diverted to Atlanta, where they built MARTA. If you've used that that mess, you know what a waste of resources it is.garbage
- *county, not countrygarbage
- neverscared6
Mr Free Speech
@elonmusk
permabanned
@theliamnissan
over this post
https://twitter.com/ch_uff/statu…- na, he deactivated the account after getting death threats in his DMs apparently :-|kingsteven
- Elon stans are weird sad men. He'll never buy them a horse but still they gargle his shit 80's bad guy balls.PhanLo
- He did this with Navalneys wife as wellRamanisky2
- ya.. -one- makes it fishy...neverscared
- The funniest part is he wasn't wearing it backwards, he just makes everything look like shit.garbage
- Same goes for his dork-ass brother, who wears a cowboy hat EVERY DAY.garbage
- its backsted
- Gardener5
- His sanity_niko
- Faggot savantcrazyprick
- Pudgy Wudgyutopian
- he looks a bit like shaved Steven Seagullrzu-rzu
- QBN processing judjementografician
- https://i.pinimg.com…pockets
- #livinghisbestlifeskinny_puppy
