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  • Krassy5

    A.at least 2 bodyguards accompany Elon Musk around Twitter HQ — even to the restroom

    https://www.businessinsider.com/…

    • every day or just today because he switched an on/off switch for the lulz?uan
    • Queue The Benny Hill Soundtrackutopian
    • wonder how many @jack had...jonny_quest_lives
    • He's getting paranoid now because he went all retard right wing and politicalNBQ00
    • Hey now, he's probably a nice guy. Certainly attractive, capable and intelligent. #niceweekgarbage
    • Do they hold his dick while he pees?scarabin
    • Which one is the wiper?Akagiyama
    • This is killing you, isn't it, garbage?Continuity
    • ^#niceweekpango
    • Its like he is trying to find new ways to seem importantNutter
    • Ironically it was just a random idea. I had no fucking clue about the tomato calculator war.garbage
    • @Nutter I'm not important, but you are!garbage
    • lol, I just realized that wasn't a dig at me. Good Jebus, what has the internet done to us?garbage
    • when u let a little blue bird out of the cage...that´s what u get....neverscared
    • a free flowing and harmonic office culture...neverscared
    • No it was not a dig at you Garbage, but you are important too, though I doubt your ego needs bodyguards like ElonNutter
  • utopian10

    Musk Pledged $6B to Solve World Hunger But Gave It to His Own Foundation Instead.

    Instead of giving the money to charity, Musk likely “donated” the money for tax-dodging purposes.

    https://truthout.org/articles/mu…

    • The human fund. Humans helping themselves._niko
    • That's what they do, these billionaire cunts. Set up a fund, "donate to charatay", into their own pockets.NBQ00
    • soon he'll need charity so it's still a good deedBeeswax
    • Solve world hunger? What does it meandrgs
    • Trickle down.palimpsest
    • saving civilisation..neverscared
  • crazyprick14

    I told you he's a fucking cunt

  • PhanLo16

  • utopian8

    SpaceX employees draft open letter to company executives denouncing Elon Musk’s behavior.

    https://www.theverge.com/2022/6/…

    • https://aflcio.org/f…imbecile
    • delusional employees are so adorable to think they have 'any' say whatsoever in what this man says or does... I hope the nutty fucker goes on a firing spreePonyBoy
    • collective bargaining isn't going to control this guy's commentaryPonyBoy
    • "Employees are being encouraged to sign onto the letter...to be delivered to the desk of SpaceX president Gwynne Shotwell."Krassy
    • https://i.giphy.com/…Krassy
    • you like sucking corporate cock eh, Kevin?imbecile
    • Depends on the cock. I'm grateful to many corps that employ the agencies/people I work for. I'm sure you've dropped to your knees once or twice there, Justin <3PonyBoy
    • He's becoming worse than Bezos!instrmntl
    • Gwynne Shotwell is excellent nominative determinism for a SpaceX pres.MrT
    • i just want to know what drug does thissted
    • Musk def does drugs. Prob blow / AdderallKrassy
    • a few Rogaine up his tea towel holder too I reckon.MrT
    • https://www.reuters.…Gnash
    • always awkward to c people like him (agewise) who get in contact rave-electro scene ... which he got with grimes... which normaly happens as a teenager or inneverscared
    • twenties.....he is a late bloomer.... in contact with the rave- electro scene..sorry.neverscared
    • Aww... fuckers are getting fired... at least 5 according to gnash’s linkPonyBoy
    • don´t be so touchy touchy muskyneverscared
    • the free speech champion is havin enough... u are fired... that was trumpo locos fav. line..neverscared
    • Free speech? Since when can you shit-talk your boss publicly and think you're going to get away it simply because you're matching a popular political narrative?PonyBoy
    • The clowns who wrote the letter & those who bullied their fellow employees to sign their moronic letter should be sent straight to the curb—any Co would do thisPonyBoy
    • how dare them peasants speak up against the mighty king Musk!Krassy
    • Five SpaceX employees have been fired.instrmntl
    • Shit-talk your boss publicly, Krassy... er, your 'King'. Be sure to bully your fellow employees while you're at it. Let us know how that worked out for you. :PPonyBoy
    • “Constantly seek criticism" guess who said it... King Kong Elon Musk.neverscared
    • @PonyBoy but but, he loves free speech! he should be celebrating those who exercise their free speech since he's such a proponent of free speech. no? LOLKrassy
    • https://www.natlawre…PonyBoy
    • @Pony you're taking all this all too serious, mate. I'm just having a laugh about it :)Krassy
    • https://i.imgur.com/…

      :)
      PonyBoy
    • :)Krassy
  • BusterBoy6

    What a fuckwit...the bloke is fast becoming a parody of himself. Anyone that says Democrats have become the party of hate and "as a result I will vote Republican" has serious issues.

    Stick to cars and rockets pal...most don't give a fuck what you think about anything else.

    • Texas changes peopleYakuZoku
    • Let's just pray that he's doing all this crap to stir crap up. I don't put much stock in anything he "says", but his actions are pretty successful.formed
    • Way to fix Twitter!instrmntl
    • very fine people on both sides.neverscared
    • The bonkers thingn is this Howard Forman guy is spot-on.
      That said, our guy Elon seems to be slipping into some parallel dimension where paranoia is ...
      Continuity
    • ... the de facto lifestyle.
      When it comes down to brass tacks, the overwhelming majority of people simply don't give a fuck about him one way or another.
      Continuity
    • He's just another hyper-rich kid who's gone all loopy, and has an over-grand idea of his own importance.Continuity
    • ^Krassy
    • the irony is, the way you all talk, you are proving his point. All I read on this site is HATE, mostly toward viewpoints that don't align with your ownFawnDog
    • Is he running for president?sea_sea
    • A: Musk is an idiot.
      B: I still think re-appropriation of (((this))) is a bad idea, and kind of weird that a Yale professor would do it.
      garbage
    • He finally identifies as a Republican, duh!
      • loves corporate subsidies/welfare
      • sexually assaults women
      • lies about everything
      utopian
  • Gardener2
    • TLDRKrassy
    • Ygrafician
    • Does this dumb bimbo narcissist actually understand that people are only really interested Musk. not her style, her looks her music, etc...just the Musk angle.utopian
    • I've got no beef with Grimes. She'll never have to worry about her child going hungry, that's for sure.FNP14
    • She'd made a name for herself before meeting Elon.i_monk
    • she's got some tunes that i quite like. I think she's definitely got some musical talent. was listening to her long before she got with Musk.exador1
    • i can't help but think this would have looked a lot better had the photographer shot lower iso with much longer shutter speeds vs the high ISO artifactingjonny_quest_lives
    • going on in this spread... something more like this: https://petapixel.co…jonny_quest_lives
    • interesting it was shot by Steven Klein...
      https://stevenklein.…
      jonny_quest_lives
    • I am going to blame it on digital cameras and too much post.jonny_quest_lives
    • mehhh really dont care for people's private life. and also thinks she's over rated.pango
    • Cool photoscarabin
    • I prefer the number 2 that plays for Richmond!sab
    • LOL I haven't even read the article just scrolled for the photos :Dsted
    • She used to do some good music/ sounds. But ever since she got with Elon she started doing generic techno dance crap.NBQ00
    • Attention Whorejmckinno
    • She’s legit talented, and she was a name around 10 years before she even met Musk. She’s a bit annoying, though :)jagara
  • Krassy6

    Elon Musk's "Death Trap" Underground Vegas Tunnel Hit With Traffic Jam

    https://www.zerohedge.com/techno…

    • Traffic expands to fill all possible routes. The idea is to replace cars, not build alternative roads.grafician
    • The guys's a genius. Greatest mind of our time. Can't believe his shitty re-invention of tunnels never woirked.PhanLo
    • imagine a flash flood_niko
    • he solved a problem that no one had_niko
    • with an even bigger problem_niko
    • Melon Cuckbabydick
    • call the whaambulanceHayoth
    • Just wait until one of his shit cars catches fire in his shit tunnel. There are no emergency exits and the ventilation is nil.garbage
    • Is he working on a software update to unlock the super pursuit mode in teslas, so they can drive the walls?uan
    • zerohedge is a russian state propaganda outlet, mind youshaft
    • Traffic be like thatsarahfailin
    • boondoggleutopian
  • PhanLo8

    • That guy probably meant to talk to Bezos, but the sentiment against billionaires from idiots that don't do anything themselves to make it in life is dumb afgrafician
    • do enlighten us @graf, bcs apparently you know everything.renderedred
    • I just spotted the obvious here. Also just because you don't agree with me on some points doesn't make me your sworn enemy. Chill.grafician
    • But sure, show me the "exploited work force" at Tesla or SpaceX vs. the exploited work force at Amazong (ppl pissing in bottles hello) then compare those with <grafician
    • Ppl lately hate on Elon or Bezos because they're in the spot lights. There are other hundreds or thousands of billionaires deserving of criticism, if that.grafician
    • Then going to pitchforks online over billionaires when your own life is probably not that great...
      The world is going nuts lately.
      grafician
    • fuck off idiotrenderedred
    • go suck mono's dick you two are a great matchrenderedred
    • Will someone please think of the billionaires.mort_
    • @rendere can you please not overeact ffsake, I was fucking reffering to the idiot that made the comment Zack whoever!grafician
    • damn can't say anything these days on QBN without getting shot downgrafician
    • fuck you moronrenderedred
    • The guy was referring to Bezos and Branson, but Elon chimed in with his moronic commentary.utopian
    • but, but, grafician *knows*renderedred
    • @grafician - https://www.forbes.c…dorf
    • @dorf - may i ask why linked that? It states Tesla doesn't use DRC Cobalt and they'reotherwise pushing to develop non-cobalt tech in futureNairn
    • how many is many then? 0.0001 percent.. elon cmon boy show us the numbers.neverscared
    • and dont forget to get new plastic surgery before take off, that u don´t look like a mess in the video feed.neverscared
    • @dorf yeah Co is a problem and the batteries needs will only increase. But not sure if Tesla is dirty on that one. They get it from China? Australia?grafician
    • people cant even afford shoes but elons next pilot billionäre is so happy not wearing, how can they be so childish
      https://www.youtube.…
      neverscared
    • jesus, thats embarrsing that old fart and his teenage dream.... retarted level veteran.neverscared
    • he hustles like clown compared to steve jobs.neverscared
    • He was paid a fair few million by the CIA to organise that lolathon music festival to 'help' Venezuela and gormless US stooge, Guaido.face_melter
  • utopian12

    • plus all the rocket launches don't burn insane amounts of fuel and are totally great for the environmentKrassy
    • False dichotomy.palimpsest
    • No it isn’t. These are two morality judgements Elon made in the last year.doriangrey
    • Two morality judgements.
      Two being the keyword.
      False dichotomy.
      Get hooked on phonics.
      palimpsest
    • As I see it, both statements are true.palimpsest
    • Rockets actually represent a tiny sub-% of emissions, especially for the value they represent. Also, SX now uses methane, which they intend to manufactureNairn
    • ...on-site using renewable energy. Cos, like, y'know, that's a central foundation to his big hard-on plan about returning from Mars.Nairn
    • I'd also suggest that re-using rockets saves a not insignificant amount of energy in the manufacture of new, highly complex machinesNairn
  • Ramanisky29

  • jonny_quest_lives7

    "With X CEO Linda Yaccarino sitting in the room, Elon Musk just told advertisers who have pulled out of X — including Disney CEO Bob Iger — to go fuck themselves."

  • utopian5

    Elon Musk declares ‘cis’ and ‘cisgender’ will be considered slurs on Twitter that can be punishable with suspension.

    https://fortune.com/2023/06/21/e…

    • rename it to twitler... hail twitlerneverscared
    • Free speech legendPhanLo
    • Little boy doesn't like social rulesProjectile
    • its that absolute free speech vibe...neverscared
    • GOODcrazyprick
    • #weakmovesgarbage
    • I'm not sure that the woke warrior stable genius realizes that ‘cisgender’ is simply an adjective that relates to a person whose gender identity at birth.utopian
    • @neverscared the new Telegraph logo would work.maquito
    • I agree it’s the most cringeworthy of terms._niko
    • lol, utopian is a cisIRNlun6
    • very true maquito.. they should ride out their synergies...neverscared
    • freesperchsted
  • utopian9

    Congrats Elon Musk for being inducted into the Guinness World Records Hall of Fame!

    The spectacular crash in Elon Musk’s net worth, during which the tech billionaire lost his title as world’s richest man last month, has been the “worst loss of fortune in history,” according to Guinness World Records.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/t…

  • utopian7

    • soon.gifutopian
    • Did the Mook really need a poll? Of course he's going to resign from Twitter.utopian
    • Nah, he won't. His ego won't allow that.Continuity
    • The final poll results are in...
      Yes: 57.5%
      No: 42.5%
      17,502,391 votes
      utopian
    • His investors told him to step down. He’s making it sound like it’s the will of the people/boys instead. Master manipulator .Krassy
    • The real story will be about whether he gets booted from Tesla.formed
    • *boys = botsKrassy
    • *Freud :)sted
    • @sted LOLKrassy
    • Krassy right, Tesla third biggest share owner is calling for his headnecromation
    • There's also the whole thing where there's a lot of Saud money in Twitter, and they have told him to shut the fuck up.garbage
    • i heard he is dating the kush... republican romance..neverscared
  • NBQ006

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    • wtf his stupid laughNBQ00
    • i thought it was dubbed. lollololBeeswax
    • Really is the cunts cunt.PhanLo
    • what a piece of shit.bogue
    • Ignorant twat laughing like a hyena.utopian
    • the laugh of an insane persondbloc
    • so many haterssheep
    • ^ Username check-outsutopian
    • https://vignette4.wi…Krassy
    • fun fact: after this interview parts of Europe also Germany the rain stayed away - less groundwater many households were not allowed to refill their pools, etc.api
    • it was one of the driest summers in recent history.api
  • utopian9

    • THANKYOUFORTHEGIFTEDcrazyprick
    • Now twitter has to hire 3000-5000 people again to keep up with moderation and suspending people doing this.NBQ00
    • Seasonal jobs, you know? Haunted maze workers, Xmas tree lot attendants..garbage
    • ..moderation army for a thin-skinned bitch billionaire.garbage
    • That's what you get when you don't follow the Terms os Service for parody accounts for Twitter. It's easier to whine rather than read...ameri84
    • FamilyYakuZoku
    • @amen But it was supposed to be a bastion of free speech! He's only banning people that make fun of him, including those pre-hair plug pics.garbage
    • It's so funny to me that he's the richest man in the world, yet he still can't buy good looks. He's a bad drawing in human form.garbage
    • @garbage Relative to this case, you're confusing free speech with impersonation. Identity fraud is not free speech, hence the TOS to avoid confusion.ameri84
    • TOS: https://ibb.co/Rh59V…ameri84
    • 26 days til my account is deleted!kaiyohtee
    • @ameri Exactly the point. He made a big fucking deal about twitter was going to be an oasis of free speech.garbage
    • "My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk."garbage
    • Nobody would reasonably believe that an account with shit photos of him saying things like "how do you have sex with a little penis" would actually be him?garbage
    • He's writing the rules because his feelings are hurt. Parody doesn't work if you have to label it PARODY.garbage
    • @garbage The TOS are from the pre-Musk era. He didn't write them.ameri84
    • Well then being wrong is further to my point? Wasn't he going change things? Fear of parody is fear of free speech.garbage
    • Maybe, just maybe rolling out a "pay for verification" was just a blatant cash grab that he somehow didn't see..garbage
    • ..and now it's blown up in his face. It used to be something somebody earned, and it won't be long before a celeb hurts his feelings.garbage
    • @garbage No, you being wrong proves that you're committing the same mistake Ethan did (speaking out without getting your facts checked).ameri84
    • As I said before, identity fraud is not free speech, those terms and conditions have a purpose. No hard feelings, but you don't get it.ameri84
    • Read carefully what you wrote about "Wasn't he going to change things" comment. Why change a norm that guarantees how to differentiate a parody from...ameri84
    • a false identity. It's common sense, though as I see, it's not very common nowadays. By the way, i'm not white and I have never voted for right wing.ameri84
    • Though this woke left BS is crazy. Very sad times.ameri84
    • I absolutely get it. Elon would not be upset, but it's his feelings that were hurt. Its because the parody account is about him.garbage
    • The whole reason he bought it was to have a confirmation silo that he can use to manipulate public opinion, crypto, etc.garbage
    • And I guess you didn't read his leaked texts, where he was floating the idea of a pay-per-tweet model, while also trying to talk about free speech.garbage
    • He was running on an unban everyone model, and all it took was for somebody to make fun of him.garbage
    • It's not "woke left", anybody can see that he's a cynical fraudster that is very lucky his daddy was rich.garbage
  • section_0147

    • What a dumb fuckstick.utopian
    • I pray he's stirring things up one way, just to swing it back the other way.formed
    • He's not dense enough not to realize this (I pray). He also rarely thinks/does exactly what he says. He always has agendasformed
    • He has turned into such a fucking moron.NBQ00
    • yup. fuck him. and fuck this thread being on QBN every day. like a tech gossip mag.inteliboy
    • haha. Says everyone constantly fuelling the conversation in the QBN gossip mag pagesIanbolton
    • All I see is a bunch of poor people telling one of the richest that he’s dumbnb
    • i thought he is not into ownning because it slows u down... his words... guess another blown up lie by the old republican fart.neverscared
    • It's pretty funny how libs' opinions of people change on a dime. You're not on our team anymore? Everything you do and say is now dumb.MondoMorphic
  • NBQ006

    I think he’s using the “bots” as an excuse to not buy twitter because he’s getting cold feet as the stock market is tanking and he’s seeing his TSLA billions being evaporated too.

    Overall a shady move. Even more so than the “funding secured” to take TSLA private stuff.

    • If twitter didn’t have some contract in place when he so urgently wanted to buy it then it’s their own fault.NBQ00
    • Are you even on twitter?grafician
    • Not really, just a dummy account to lurk and see some content. But i never tweet.NBQ00
    • So Elon won't buy Twitter because of bot accounts like the one you have?grafician
    • You don't get it.NBQ00
    • tesla, a pump and dump scheme. The guy is in cahoots with the CCP. Lithium batteries - lots of natural gas is used to dry out the lithium as its processed...shapesalad
    • A diesel engine is more environmentally friendly in terms of pollution to energy output over it's life of use, than all these EV cars.shapesalad
    • But sure, save the eco with EV's and shooting rockets up.shapesalad
    • ^ Problem solved: https://www.thetruth…monNom
    • Elon is def pulling out of the deal.Krassy
    • He is asking dumb questions now as part of his plan to justify not purchasing: https://twitter.com/…Krassy
    • Or he's kicking up a fake fuss, so people bail, price drops, he gets a cheaper offer done.shapesalad
    • He pumped a doggy shitcoin - you think he's not playing pump and dump games here? He pumped and dumped grimes too.shapesalad
    • Let's not forget that charging your "eco friendly" EV with electricity that is generated by coal and or gas (aka) fossil fuel. Fucking morons!utopian
    • LoL @ "He pumped and dumped grimes too.'Krassy
    • yepBusterBoy
    • lol pump and dumperMrT
    • Elon Cuckbabydick_
  • Ramanisky26

    • Hahaha extremists. Once again, what extremist laws are being pushed through?!nb
    • With each and every Musk Tweet...I beginning to think that Elon is dumber than the stable genius Trump.utopian
    • when constituents in the democratic party call Cuba the most equitable society, yes I would say they've been hijacked by extremistshotroddy
    • ^ says the guy who owns the colouring book version of The Turner Diaries.face_melter
    • I don’t think Biden is leading anything. They guy has health problems.Chimp
    • Trump was still a complete idiot though.Chimp
    • Once again, no one can give an example of a bill or policy that is extremist.nb
    • he must be scared of tax so his space x wont fly so fly and fast anymore.neverscared
    • can´t believe he wrote that though.. this must be fake...otherwise he is a very dangerous man.neverscared
    • ^+++++ EXACTLY!!formed
    • It is real, too. He's gonna really hurt his businesses if this is his path (and hurt America).formed
    • is bill Maher a dangerous man? he says the same thing every weekhotroddy
    • Bill Maher isnt the richest man in the planet and didn’t just buy a social media network or launch people into space. Idiot.monospaced
    • calm down Mono. Biden just appointed a ministry of truth to keep you in your safe space.hotroddy
    • lol at Elon Musk being USA's most immediate problem. Not inflation or immigration or crime.hotroddy
    • that extremists talk is sure to keep crime down ...neverscared
    • these shithole hijackers better start drinking bleach to get their minds straight... i love obama.neverscared
    • yeah. musk is being so extreme he'll be xgames soon.hotroddy
    • u missed it .. he already is...neverscared
    • extreme cringe & reckless checking his epa violations.neverscared
    • What is this nonsense, Hotroddy?
      "constituents in the democratic party call Cuba the most equitable society,"
      CyBrainX
    • the Shephard of CRT calling cuba the most equitable society: https://www.dailymai…hotroddy
    • and her democratic friends like AOC agree. but she's right - in cuba everyone IS equally poor except for those in gov'thotroddy