Elon Musk
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- yuekit7
- The Neuralink comes with a free lifetime blue verified badge from Twitter.utopian
- I love that i cant tell if thats satire anymorerobotinc
- no one is forcing you but perhaps utopian should consider it.hotroddy
- Knobby, did you get your 4Chan verified badge yet?utopian
- It really blows my mind that anybody would possibly have faith in this moron. Everything he touches turns to shit, he just got a green light on this?garbage
- BTW, in the animal testing, 15 of 23 of the monkeys used in animal trials died. Some of them had to be put down because..garbage
- ..they were chewing off their fingers and toes. Literal self-mutilation.garbage
- ..On second thought, let the Musk fanbois have their chips.garbage
- he was everybody's leftist hero up until a minute ago.hotroddy
- Where do you come up with this stuff? Oh yeah, the Blaze. Because Glenn Beck is the only major media source that is stupid enough..garbage
- ..to promote the idea that he's been the left's darling for ages. Musk has ALWAYS sucked, you're just new to the idea.garbage
- I work in LA and every tesla owner was a liberal up until a 1 year ago. Now every tesla is an Uber driver. Only anecdotal. Don't know 'the Blaze'hotroddy
- I'm sure you don't ma'am. Just because he's making headlines and maybe the concept is new to you, trust me..garbage
- ..he has always been a joke to the left. He's like a poorly written John Galt come to life. Always has been.garbage
- Also "poorly written" is redundant, but maybe you'll get my point.garbage
- "leftist hero" lol, god QBN's number 1 moranfadein11
- fuck me, you guys get butt hurt so quickly..hotroddy
- Excuse me ma'am, we don't allow projection on this website.garbage
- I try not to insult you guys when confronted with truths that challenge my political beliefshotroddy
- even liberal news outlets tend to agree with what should be fairly obvious to everyonehotroddy
- https://www.cnn.com/…hotroddy
- Ma'am, seeing as how you're one of the most toxic members of this site, your thin skin does give me a laugh.garbage
- However, I would be remiss if I did not once again re-inform you that CNN ≠ "the left", not do they represent leftist politics.garbage
- so Don Lemon is not a left wing nut job. You give me a laugh too at times.hotroddy
- He is lowering carbon emissions and investing in CO2 scrapers. That used to be a good thing before he became hitler.hotroddy
- I know you may think I'm toxic but all I'm trying to do is prevent your beloved USA from turning into Seattle. It's all based on good intentions :)hotroddy
- It's hilarious that people like you think Seattle is some boogeyman leftist city. We're run by compromising neolibs. The last mayor was finally ousted..garbage
- ..because he was grooming homeless children. The interim mayor was shit as well, and so is the current one.garbage
- They are all Democrats, and I voted against all of them. Your dipshit Lemon argument is null.garbage
- A Don Lemon clapback is about as relevant as "you worship Nickelback". You're chanting a trope, and I think. It's that simple.garbage
- who gives a shit if Lemon is irrelevant or a liberal trope. that wasn't my point.hotroddy
- So what was your point?garbage
- That at one point liberals championed Elon and Tesla for attempting to reduce carbon emissions.hotroddy
- You do know that Tesla is 20 years old, and the silver spoon from SA just glommed onto him, right? There have literally been decades of criticism of this clowngarbage
- coming from the left. I believe you're conflating libertarians with progressives.garbage
- It is my understanding that libertarians believe in mininmal state intervention. Progressive is an adjective appended to cities that look like war zones.hotroddy
- Remind me, which are you?hotroddy
- Progressives are forcing car manufacturers to go electric by 2035 in California. I'm definitely confused.hotroddy
- You are definitely confused.garbage
- inteliboy5
Use twitter for a project, not a personal account... But for that reason, I check in every few days.
Getting really fucking sick of twitter spamming me with right wing, trump loving, anti-vax bullshit ragebait in my feed. Fuck. Off.
Constantly have to block and click the "not interested" button to curb the barrage of snowflakes melting over whatever Karen shit they're all vomiting up for the day. No wonder so many troll bro's have fallen for all the rage bait nonsense - it's relentless.
Today it's all pro Tucker Carlson posts. Fuk sake.
- no worse than ig pumping all manner of shite at me. fuck these cunts and their shitty algorithmshans_glib
- use lists.uan
- I use Twitter and I don’t get any of that shitGnash
- insta on the other hand is filled with lots of junk lately, not right-wing, just junkGnash
- LOL - brainwashed much?Hayoth
- INCELs of a feather flock together.utopian
- I use Twitter and don't see any of that shit either. What are you surfing elsewhere?microkorg
- Rage is the new internet currencyscarabin
- Beeswax9
- So far up his own gaping posterior.Nairn
- He’s such a tool.instrmntl
- demands the guy who bought his plattform with saudi money...neverscared
- https://www.forbes.c…neverscared
- Saudi Prince Alwaleed Becomes Twitter’s Second Largest Shareholderneverscared
- Krassy4
- Made with Pride in the USA®utopian
- Genius.PhanLo
- who needs steering wheels when driverless anyway?! LOLKrassy
- Out of curiosity: Do people use it as a rail when they get in and out of the car?SimonFFM
- God, that looks flimsy.jagara
- If we want to be sustainable, issue one wooden steering wheel for each person that passes their test,shapesalad
- build cars with a universal socket to plug in your wooden steering wheel. Plastic+emissions saved = many.shapesalad
- Real life I Think You Should Leave skitKnuckleberry
- Thanks!pango
- jonny_quest_lives5
“This is ridiculous,” he said, according to multiple sources with direct knowledge of the meeting. “I have more than 100 million followers, and I’m only getting tens of thousands of impressions.”
One of the company’s two remaining principal engineers offered a possible explanation for Musk’s declining reach: just under a year after the Tesla CEO made his surprise offer to buy Twitter for $44 billion, public interest in his antics is waning.
Employees showed Musk internal data regarding engagement with his account, along with a Google Trends chart. Last April, they told him, Musk was at “peak” popularity in search rankings, indicated by a score of “100.” Today, he’s at a score of nine. Engineers had previously investigated whether Musk’s reach had somehow been artificially restricted, but found no evidence that the algorithm was biased against him.
Musk did not take the news well.
“You’re fired, you’re fired,” Musk told the engineer.
via:
https://www.platformer.news/p/el…and the engineer in question has come forward...
- hahahahahahahaPhanLo
- hahaha...this douchebag is more pathetic than Donnie Trump, what a fucking tosser with major helmet breath.utopian
- I feel bad for all the employees tied to twitter through visas, thats rough. Otherwise im enjoying the dumpster firerobotinc
- his pathetic anti-woke campain and kissy kissy with right wing repbulicans aka santis sure turns off a lot of people...neverscared
- ..particularly as the sort of people who were originally 'fans' - at least of what he did - tended to be not quite so wedded to the Right wing. Silly fool.Nairn
- Fool, indeed, but it's not hurting Tesla's sales. He'll fade away and throw a tantrum soon enough.formed
- He absolutely is hurting Tesla sales though.monospaced
- Krassy9
Elon Musk’s Appetite for Destruction
"The many claims of the pending lawsuits come back to a single theme: Tesla consistently inflated consumer expectations and played down the dangers involved."
https://dnyuz.com/2023/01/17/elo…
- I'm saying this as a whitehat, but this shit has been known. Theoretically, you can wreck a Tesla on autopilot with a drone-mounted strobe.garbage
- Which is yet another reason that there should be some rule about the heavier something is, the less automation it should have.garbage
- But also Teslas are just shit to begin with, and it's too early to fuck around with this tech.garbage
- There's 3 or 4 on my block that I could pick on a BT relay. If they can't lock themselves, they shouldn't be able to drive themselves.garbage
- Woah, Tesla sucks donkey balls? No fucking way!crazyprick
- Tesla - my prediction, the truck will not be as expected and disappoint (rounded for safety). Full self driving 100% will never be reached.shapesalad
- It would have been less destructive to the environment for cars to have gone hybrid petrol.shapesalad
- Krassy8
Elon Musk sells yet another $3.6 billion in TSLA stock to fund Twitter disaster
https://electrek.co/2022/12/14/e…
- Ron Howard Narrator voice: "The money in fact would not be used for Twitter"jonny_quest_lives
- I would say maybe his fanbois from the last decade will finally admit that he's a fucking fraud and not some Einstein figure.garbage
- But no, Tesla Folk are going to keep Teslaing on until their shit cars brick.garbage
- Lol didn't he say he wouldn't sell more for at least 18-24 months?NBQ00
- Yeah, multiple times this year, even prior to the Twitter fiasco. I think this is his third TSLA dump.garbage
- Yo Elon! Buy the Dip!utopian
- whatthefunk0
- Mother of god ...
I just heard an 80s synthpop audio logo in my head. And not in a good way.Continuity - I like it. But that’s the least of twitter’s problems at the momentNBQ00
- Awesomemonospaced
- It looks like a VHS introscarabin
- It would have been fun to make, to finally use all those cheesy effects.shapesalad
- would be rad on a tshirtSquiddy
- They spelled ‘Blew’ wrongPonyBoy
- It actually looks like this: https://i.imgur.com/…grafician
- It’s perfectly fitting for what it represents. I honestly can’t think of a more appropriate visual execution. This perfectly captures the target audience.monospaced
- Is that airbrushed?bezoar
- https://youtube.com/…sandpipe
- designed by JJ AbramsBeeswax
- From my experience, the graphic designers are the first to go (and, not so oddly, the first ones hired back).ptrdo
- Mother of god ...
- whatthefunk7
- If you were offered a Neuralink chip for free, would you do it?drgs
- nah https://www.cnn.com/…imbecile
- I think they've fixed it nowdrgs
- I'm of the opinion that the only useful neural interface will be one that we're born with and is utterly integral to the brain's functioning.Nairn
- yup Nmonospaced
- Have their been any applications that would be useful to us yet? All the demos i’ve seen were about restoring sight and shit like thatscarabin
- *therescarabin
- Typing on a keyboard with your mind, apparentlydrgs
- I can do it faster with my hands, thoughscarabin
- Have you ever wanted to type something, but your hand(s) were busy? This is where Neuralink comes indrgs
- Noscarabin
- you're just gonna type "stepmom" with your left hand like a peasant ?drgs
- hahahaNairn
- You make a good point. Throw in one of those banana smoothie machines and i’m inscarabin
- Krassy5
- "My bedside table" - Elon Musk
https://twitter.com/…Krassy - His big, gold dildo he fucks himself each night goes beyond the frame. Fits the cans nicelycrazyprick
- Apparently its a fake replica gun, what a foolish POS toolbag!utopian
- cans the same colour as his pissfadein11
- diabetes wishes a good morning ... with a bullet to his immune system.neverscared
- a real role model to us all...sugar and bullets.. comes off like a mental antique just like the weapons..neverscared
- a morbid repuplican slumbered deep inside his heart for a long time and woke up...neverscared
- eat a salat for once ...neverscared
- That gun has no triggerYakuZoku
- ^ it's 3-D printedKrassy
- ^ Dildo 2 The Maxmoogchild
- "My bedside table" - Elon Musk
- NBQ009
Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science.
- Fake it til you make it
C Y B E R B O S S !PhanLo - Yeah imagine that guy Steve Jobs without a college degree sleeping on the floors of room mates, learning typography to build the new Applegrafician
- Not even kidding https://www.youtube.…grafician
- And yet Elon Musk this diploma-less guy still managed to break the EV revolution and make space travel affordable*
This guy knows shit reallygrafician - Not even bother to downvote this...grafician
- +1 NBQ foe this post. Elon is a pretty insincere cunt and this is just another example why.monospaced
- Fake it til you make it
- NBQ009
- After the classic original: https://4.bp.blogspo…grafician
- lol graf. I always loved those labelsNairn
- lol I have one of those jackets somewhere from way backmonospaced
- utopian8
- Where's the "it's a private company" crowd?palimpsest
- It is a private company, this is the same crowd. They’re pointing out his hypocrisy, which they’ve been doing all along. eLoN mUsK is a clownnb
- I agree, the worst part is the hypocrisy.palimpsest
- You had to expect it, though, right?Continuity
- The hypocrisy? It caught me by surprise.palimpsest
- Oh. Well. Sorry to hear that!Continuity
- Just like Cosby's roofies!palimpsest
- Hey, hey, hey.Continuity
- I thought free speech was just that you wouldn’t get punished by the government for speaking your mind.monospaced
- You don't see it coming, all of a sudden you wake up in a hotel with your favorite comedian running his fingers up your legs looking at you with a sweaty grin.palimpsest
- Times change, now free speech means not having to pay for a blue checkmark next to your name. Ask AOC.palimpsest
- Apparently. Weird. People who act like Twitter is their only platform are really missing the big picturemonospaced
- Elon brought up free speech! He bought twitter & said it was because of free speech. That’s what we’re all mocking. That’s what AOC is mockingnb
- It’s mind-blowing how quickly things get reversed in this reactionary world of us vs themnb
- Thanks, Elon.palimpsest
- @nb
How does paying $8 for a blue checkmark go against free speech?palimpsest - And reactionary doesn't mean what you think it means.palimpsest
- I don’t think I reversed anything or was part of what you consider a mind blowing reaction. I don’t follow anyone or anything on Twitter like a fucking moronmonospaced
- Somebody is changing the sequence of events and it's not you monospaced.palimpsest
- That $8 charge doesn't seem so oppressive after all.
XDpalimpsest
- nb3
Audi and GM have removed ads and won’t buy new ads from the Tesla CEO’s new website.
Tesla CEO’s response: “waaaah look how activists are ruining free speech!”
- Btw Elon’s first change: when you load the feed in the app, you always see an ad FIRST before the feed.nb
- ElOn iS a PrOdUcT ViSiOnArYnb
- That's their choice though. Still not sure how a somewhat-autistic guy is going to make free speech easier. But I like the guy's ambitionIanbolton
- Is this not capitalism at work? Is this not the free market deciding winners and losers? Is this not free speech at work?jonny_quest_lives
- Advertisers deciding to wait for the dust settle post eLOn acquisition seems like a prudent marketing strategy to me.jonny_quest_lives
- Just sucks that the twitter employee count has to foot the bill for EloN's new interest debt on his acquisition financing.jonny_quest_lives
- I still think we live in the shittiest timeline... @PhanLo mentioned it was a modern squid game/climbing for dollars.jonny_quest_lives
- here is some more context around elOn's advertising "activists" https://twitter.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- https://www.platform…jonny_quest_lives
- crazy how free speech is a partisan issue.zardoz
- Conservative / Republican free speech is “I’m free to say what I want, not you”. They believe the loudest voice wins. Respect and logic be damned.imbecile
- Their hypocrisy is palpable, like a decaying corpse, and yet people still lap it up.formed
- Hello! Is it tribalism you're looking for?grafician
- Hey @nb you see an ad first on instagram now too, coincidence?!grafician
- yes, instagram is also dying and the extra ad sales are an attempt to milk the last bit of money out of the user basenb
- I have a friend who is very high up at IG and the stories he tells me are intense. It’s dying, they know it, are trying to be TikTok but it’s too late.nb
- It will never completely die. (Just think, MySpace is still around!) But the writing is on the wall for IG. You see it get worse. Worse content, more ads, etc.nb
- myspace is still around? lolpango
- Yes MySpace is still a website with usersnb
- It’s not related to the old website except for the name tho.monospaced
- drgs4
Apparently Twitter is losing 4M per day and has billions in debt. At some point all of those people would be fired. What's with the witch hunt?
Why are twitter employees sacred all of a sudden?
- Twitter losing 4M/day (if that is indeed true, I don't trust Elon to be truthy) is kind of an own goal on his part.Continuity
- They're not. People just hate on Elon Musk for various reasons and he is very vocal. Internet drama as palimpsest said...grafician
- For once graf is right. It’s not about sacred employees. People hate on Elon for various reasons, most of which are completely warranted reasons to hate someonenb
- Quick reminder that this whole idea came from Elon. Twitter was a public company and he didn’t like that so he bought the whole thing so he could control itnb
- But it would have been far more costly to buy a controlling share. So he came up with this deal on his own. His intent is to use his billions to purchase the...nb
- ... town square so he can control what people are saying about any topic h me wants to control. He’s a rich prick throwing his money around.nb
- twitter was a public company, Elon didn’t want that. No one forced him to buy it! But he plays the victim & is now ruining lives because of his dumb mistakenb
- i dont like him because he is a loud mouth republican... completetley unhinged since a few years...i think since he started taking drugs with grimes he seemsneverscared
- whacko.... probably because he started to dive into an alternative lifestyle girl too late in his life which u normal do in your twenties...neverscared
- It's hilarious how you all liked him until he turned red...though really, he just stayed the same and you blues shifted so fucking far left.MondoMorphic
- @mondo that's a broad brush. eLoN aligns more politically with libertarianism like most silicon valley tech entrepreneurs. As such I never liked him.jonny_quest_lives
- Libertarianism is truly a special form of political ideology for a truly special form of white privileged asshole.jonny_quest_lives
- If you don't think he should end world hunger you're a fanboy, racist, Trump supporter, AOC hater & misogynist.palimpsest
- Twitter will die... I still feel bad for the employees as really aren't we all just cogs in the machine in the end. Yet people in this take delight in thejonny_quest_lives
- Misfortune of those laid off as if they are winning at something in life out of all this.jonny_quest_lives
- I've heard "snowflake" used yesterday here and now " you blues shifted so fucking far left. As if those things mean anything to mejonny_quest_lives
- I sometimes imagine the people who actually write that type of shit sitting in a Russian troll farm going down their hit list of incendiary phrases.jonny_quest_lives
- https://m.media-amaz…jonny_quest_lives
- Just going to bookend this thread with @continuity comment because it was by far the best before the red blue drivel.jonny_quest_lives
- "Twitter losing 4M/day (if that is indeed true, I don't trust Elon to be truthy) is kind of an own goal on his part."
@Continuityjonny_quest_lives - The witch hunt is because all the liberals don't like Musk since he became a Republican.MondoMorphic
- jonny_quest_lives you're probably pretty close to being right, re. Musk's libertarianism.MondoMorphic
- I'm just sorry Twitter has been de-listed from the markets, now. 1 000 € in a leveraged short, and I wouldn't have to work for two years after the dust settled.Continuity
- I never liked him. How could you after he called the guy who saved those Thai boys a pedo just because the guy saved them before he could. Cunt.mathinc
- nb12
Elongated Musk
- BuddhaHat3
- whoever did this meme doesn't understand cash fundamentals.hotroddy
- gluttonyutopian
- He should go on HRT like BezosNBQ00
- fuck.. only have 220 Bill.. dammithydro74
- whoever made this 100% understands cash fundamentalsmonospaced
- Damn I wish they made 1000 spf! They stopped making the 110 that saved my ghostly ass.formed
- +1 to that cuck for knowing that the sun is bad for yo skinbabydick_
- https://pbs.twimg.co… sunlotion not working..neverscared
- Dat chest & nipples lolNBQ00
- ^ lol and others are suddenly Trumpa Loopmas? What the fuckbabydick_
- $290.00 for shorts??Akagiyama
- ^It's Balenciaga, old fartbabydick_
- liquidity is cash. he does not have 230 in cash.hotroddy
- $290 for Balenciaga shorts? Kinda cheap.NBQ00
- neverscared4
New Zealand grandmother creates her own electric car for $24,000
Rosemary Penwarden says the vehicle, powered by home rooftop solar, has been running smoothly for three years and has thanked oil companies for the motivation
- so much for the genius of musk... outdone by a grandmother and refrigerator engineer. ;)neverscared
- Maybe this grandmothers car isn't entirely as good as a Tesla?jagara
- ...although impressive.jagara
- dead soon? fallen from a 'window'?shapesalad
- I would love to see a side by side 20 year (presuming car lasts for 20y) comparison of all the CO2 that goes into making and running 500k Teslas vs Petrol cars.shapesalad
- 30k miles to make up for the carbon deficit between manufacturing a tesla and comparable sedan @shape. no better than hybridskingsteven
- has she broken as much epa regulations as the old republican fart elon.?neverscared
- megalomaniac billionaire tech bros hate her_niko
- +1 do do do do it yourselfapi
- My grandma never looked this good.SimonFFM
- @simon
signs you're getting old?api - Yes, my wife says I need to get glasses...SimonFFM
- Didn't Ego Musk buy a property/lair in New Zealand? If so she should definitely do some drive-by abuse.MrT
- @mrt Didn't Google founder Larry Page buy a property in New Zealand at the last Epidemic. The super rich think new Zealand is that safe spot when ev burns.api
- right, same shit different bellend. I don't think NZ's situation is quite as rosy as it appears, but definitely won't be if it becomes Mars' waiting room.MrT
- Krassy4
Elon Musk’s Net Worth Has Dropped $49 Billion As Tesla and Twitter Stock Continue to Slide
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/e…
- every billion he loses adds a nanometer to his penifadein11
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- ^ lolKrassy
- Doing his part for income inequality, thanks Elonyuekit
- The most Swagerless human being_niko
- His name is Giovanni Elon Giorgio, but everybody calls him Giorgio.utopian
- dancing towards that ++ full body massage ...neverscared
- get loose giorgio get looseneverscared
- YOU GET A HORSE! AND YOU GET A HORSE!babydick_
- You watch jojo, utopan?scarabin
- Krassy1
ELON SEES UNIVERSAL INCOME FOR ALL - introduces BOT TO 'END HUMAN WORK'
https://techcrunch.com/2021/08/1…
https://electrek.co/2021/08/19/t…
- Anyone who disagrees with the government then gets the basic income suspended.Chimp
- "He specifically referenced sending the Tesla Bot out to go get your groceries at the store as an example."shapesalad
- Bwahhh ha ha ha! In London, Bro, Oh my days, you won't ever get your groceries and next you see your robot is at the bottom of Regents Canal. Bro u4 real?shapesalad
- How about sending your Tesla Bot out with a suicide vest on? That's more likely in LDN...shapesalad
- http://noiselesschat…jonny_quest_lives
- Govt: “We’ll bring your jobs back!”
Musk: “We’ll eliminate most jobs!”
People: “Hooray!”nb - Maybe he can send those robots to his dystopian space mines. What a fucking bellend Musk is.PhanLo
- Learn to make robots? Seems like that will always be in demandscarabin
- It's just a bit to drum up headlines and attention. This is his new flea circus.face_melter
- Lex Friedman (ai guy) had some positive comments on this. Says their work on autonomous driving can be adapted to non-car purposes once refined.monNom
- From the dude who invented AN UNDERGROUND TUNNEL. I fucking hate that cuck assburger fuck.babydick
- my Halloween costume is complete.shellie
- He's taking a piss.raf
