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I lost everything in a fire during my time at Twitter. No one rushed me back to work. Coworkers rallied their teams to a GoFundMe set up for me and my cat. My manager gave me a discreet bonus to help and only apologized that it wasnt more. I will never forget any of it. #OneTeam <3
Follow the #oneteam hashtag today. Heartbreaking stories.
Meanwhile, Elon fucking BRAGS about firing half his people. He’s gloating. He’s proud of it. Wtf. And still the Elon Stans will consider Elon a hero of business and probably talk about how billionaires are job creators. What a joke.
Fuck Elon. He’s a spoiled rich kid with no real friends. That would be fine but don’t take out your insecurities on working Americans.
- Elon is the light, Elon is the way.palimpsest
- Lucky they have a strong union.PhanLo
- Seeing as you have insight –what does such a large workforce actually do all day in a company like that? I don't see much dev, but they have huge dev teams, no?Nairn
- elon stan sounds like a country singerhans_glib
- Regardless, the Musky one is being a total fuckpig about this. As per usual.Nairn
- Wow lots of downvotes. Guess y’all out here sucking elons dick. If you’re lucky, he’ll get your wife pregnant and you’ll be set for lifenb
- https://twitter.com/…grafician
- Mate it's not Elon, it's business. Did you know Binance invested $400M in this deal?
Did you know the deal was on leverage?grafician - that means twitter has A LOT of debt to repay quickly and zero cash standing aroundgrafician
- Everybody is firing people btw https://news.yahoo.c…grafician
- From what I can see in that #oneteam stream, not engineering getting fired or important poeple to run twitter
Just as I told you before and you got madgrafician - Just business? Elon's whole plan during the first backout and the talk of firing folks was to devalue the company for a cheaper buy.garbage
- Craven capitalism is the only thing he's good at. He's lucky that he was born with house money safety net that means that he can never actually fuck up.garbage
- Bro blame the last CEO who promised that Elon's takeover would go smoothly, when knowing fully well who Elon was. Greedy bastards thought they won so easily?grafician
- Bro blame the last CEO and everybody pushing for the deal even tho' Elon didn't want it anymore.
I don't care about Elon, but yeah it's just businessgrafician - And grown ass people working at one of the biggest comps in SF with $100K salaries getting exposed like this...yeah suregrafician
- First paragraph is not mine, I copied from twitter. The rest is my commentary. Sorry I meant to post the link. It stays!nb
- A recession is coming, tech is down 70-80% who tf thinks they deserve shit in Silicon valley when the house is on fire?!grafician
- That said, I did work embedded with a twitter product team VERY briefly and I work in tech so I have some context to all thisnb
- @graf It's just business, if just business is one spoiled brat is given the keys to a thousand cars while actual innovators are trying to build one from scratchgarbage
- The only thing Musk drives is late-stage capitalism straight into a wall that he's too stupid to see, but he also doesn't care because he's never had to.garbage
- audi, vw, gm already sigining out their advertising from twitt.. kinda makes sense not to run your ads on a tesla platform...neverscared
- lots of other big boys too...neverscared
- elon musk incest show equals twitter...neverscared
- The world will be just fine without this pale cuck fuckcrazyprick
- "I lost everything in a fire during my time at Twitter."
This is insensitive to people who actually lost everything in a literal fire.palimpsest - ^ I think it was a literal fire.monNom
- ;-)palimpsest
- @nb i usually pop in here for a laugh or two occasionally and to remember happier times on this site... i find Elon stans just really miserable people and itjonny_quest_lives
- shows in some of their comments. having been through layoffs myself I get it's business. but this is something more sinister based on my experiencejonny_quest_lives
- Layoffs should be held with some form of dignity and people saying "now they have to get a real job" Fuck off! All jobs are real!jonny_quest_lives
- don't usually get riled up but shitting on workers on what based on my experience could be the worst day of their lives is pretty fucked.jonny_quest_lives
- you can hate elon, you can hate twitter as an entity but assuming people who were hired for their technical skills or to fulfill a role the previous ownersjonny_quest_lives
- deemed necessary for day to day operations are somehow out to get you or part of a right wing agenda or grifting/redundant is a pretty shitty takejonny_quest_lives
- i meant to write left wing agenda but whatever the only agenda seems to be to prop up musk as as the good guy in this scenario and somehow right wing peoplejonny_quest_lives
- were punished by twitter and this is some sort of reckoning that these employees brought on themselves.jonny_quest_lives
- Me grabs popcorn and watches the impulsive, know-it-all, attention whore, man-child, and megalomaniac Elon Mook vaporize his 44 Billion dollar investment.utopian
- How much net profit has twitter made?shapesalad
- Cheap money gave us the dot com crash, the sub prime crash, and now... the tech/crypto crash. Goodbye twitter and meta's metaverse.shapesalad
- Fed repeats the same mistakes over and over again. Reduce rates, make capital cheap, flood market, inflation, crash, high rates, depression... and repeat.shapesalad
- *correction* Reduce rates, make capital cheap, flood market, inflation, high rates, crash, depression... then stimulate growth with low low rates... and repeat.shapesalad
- Just go back to the great depression and look at the cycles. Same old same old. Only now the numbers have a lot more 000,0000,000,000,000... on them.shapesalad
- Eventually it'll just collapses as a monetary system, you know... just like the roman empire did and all those other civilisations.shapesalad
- Isn't it about 500 years on average per civilisation. Anyway.. Twitter is just a product of the past decades cheap cheap capital.shapesalad
- Agree. It's a company that doesnt make anything. A corporate tapeworm.zardoz
- HAL900111
That person is followed by millions of people and is seen as a genius by many.
- post truth punk rock dadPhanLo
- guess he did something stupid again thats about to be revealedNutter
- ok boomer ... i will remember that ... esp. when the news is his decadent rockets landed on mars.neverscared
- the president of the united states once said the samemilfhunter
- didn’t he spend billions buying “the news”prophetone
- MAGAtardutopian
- well that's news to me_niko
- Never mistook him for a genius. He's the most spoiled trust fund bitch that has ever existed, and we have to acknowledge him because the media does.garbage
- His ratio of weath / worthless will never be matched. He's also too stupid to understand that, so it makes it worse.garbage
- From Earthdbloc
- You were lied about covid and yet QBN'ers still let their mental disease (just like nazis) influence their judgementHayoth
- Shut the fuck up, faggotcrazyprick
- it's amazing how the 'climate boiling' crew turned on Elon overnight when he made a stand for freedom of expression.spot13
- @spot13... he didn't make a stand for anything. He got control of a media company for the ability to push a narrative.exador1
- Says the main with a fake face and fake hairline.MrT
- man. FFS.MrT
- hey, it's that fuckin' nutbag!face_melter
- the grift that all our institutions are all corrupt and lying to us is a disgraceinteliboy
- @spot onhotroddy
- I love QBN for the free thought and options we can express here.everyangle
- Amazing that some people still think pop tarts are real.dbloc
- he took control of twitter because it he hated how his daughter went trans and disowned him, which he blamed on the woke social media platforminteliboy
- but sure, it's about "freedom of expression", not a narcissist billionaire being an assholeinteliboy
- Village idiot in full-effectutopian
- remember, that 'narcissist' backed out of buying Twitter. I think he's thrilled now that the courts forced him to buy it.hotroddy
- Is Musk trying to "interpose" the news with Twitter?utopian
- Yo ma man, you need to shut the fuck up.Wordsworth
- NBQ0016
- if you ever wanted to see how people went delusional in nazi germany, just visit QBN to see all the brainwashed woke lunaticsHayoth
- There's our favorite commie woke warrior and de facto village idiot.utopian
- Please explain to me how legit criticism of despot and an idiot heir equates to brainwashed and woke. What moron planet do you hail from?garbage
- But isn't Putin a commie, Hay-oatNBQ00
- visit Putin = Hero qbn thread to see the love fest QBN has had with the dictator.hotroddy
- "Putin is a promotion and hope for the Russian populace" - Nairnhotroddy
- Utopian "putin is my hero"
https://qbn.com/repl…hotroddy - Set and FadeIn defending Putin against Western media
https://qbn.com/repl…hotroddy - Two village idiots walk into a bar...utopian
- the punchline is utopian's "putin is my hero".hotroddy
- Russia must be defeated, then Ukraine's corruption is next.crazyprick
- the punchline, hotroddy, is you're too stupid to recognize the sarcasm that is the Putin thread.monospaced
- brainwashed lunatics are Trump's retard fanbase (looking at you hayoth), who blindly side with trump who absolutely looks up to Putinmonospaced
- lol, such sophisticated sarcasm... on par with your intelligence no doubt.hotroddy
- Knobbler Stage 7: Very severe cognitive decline...sarcasm undetected.utopian
- this moron really thought the Putin thread was about praise. I mean, that is just some stupid shit even for youmonospaced
- hotroddy's thick as the foundation on an old whore's cunt.Nairn
- keyboard warrior musk... never seen real war up close.. but wants to fuck up a president who lives in war condition as an underdog over 18 months....neverscared
- one guy wants to hang out with his kids and wife and has to fight an army of criminal gangs joined the military while the other rather talks shit on the webneverscared
- then to hang out with any of his 10 kids.... flippin disgrace !neverscared
- "putin is my hero"
"putin is hope for the russian populace"hotroddy - with upvotes and all (might as well be chuck norris)
https://qbn.com/repl…hotroddy - https://qbn.com/repl…
6 upvotes. 6 ignorant fucktardshotroddy - Hotroddy doesn't understand sarcasm.mathinc
- more like a circle jerk disguised as sarcasmhotroddy
- knock it offdoesnotexist
- dull-minded gobbler is dull-mindedutopian
- Fascinating how the instances of 'sarcasm' suddenly ceased when Russia invaded, as if it takes an act of aggression for you to realize "RUSSIA BAD"hotroddy
- lol what a simpletonpango
- The Knob Gobbler Side Note
Woke Warrior Is Always Triggered
#MAGAKnob4Lifeutopian - I imagine it's better to be the hero of stupid than the hero of incompetence
hotdoddyneverscared - 15 years ago you thought Putin was cool bc he stood up against the American capitalist empire u like to bitch about. Roosters have come home to roost. Own ithotroddy
- Pango next time you call someone a simpleton, remember you’re the guy who thinks he can see to the otherside of Lake Ontario. :)hotroddy
- “White monkeys so brave” - neverscared. The level of self doubt and resentment is off the charts with this guyhotroddy
- You truly don’t get it. Wowmonospaced
- hotroddy. you were the one looking under every rock looking for people to call you nazi when no was lolpango
- how many times have you been called a nazi this week?pango
- “Putin is my hero”
“Western media painting picture of Putin as bad guy”
“Putin is hope for Russian people”hotroddy - “Mono is a master at detecting sarcasm”hotroddy
- lol funny as soon as i said 'simpleton' you think i meant you.
is that what you think?pango - You don’t have to be much to figure out the entire Putin thread was purely sarcasm. That’s why you are coming off so fucking retarded right now.monospaced
- Literally nobody is actually praising Putin. Except trump but that’s because he’s a traitorous cunt like you.monospaced
- ‘Media is painting Putin as bad guy’
‘Mono is emotionally well-balanced’
‘Putin represents hope to his people’hotroddy - Let’s see if your sarcasm detector can spot which comment is sarcastichotroddy
- i thought you love a strong authoritarian. like pinochepango
- Conversely, I've gone on an reverse narrative arc. Back then, I used to hate him. He was the butcher of Grozny... And now? Come full circle han't i?Khurram
- He's taking on NATO's proxy army on the land of the Ukes. And he's winning!Khurram
- That's some boss moves right there. Proper gangsta shit. Smash those fuckin Euro-Americans! End the US global hegemony 4-eva!Khurram
- On Ukraine's fetid corpse the giobal south will rise! :P :P :PKhurram
- Is rising, kkkkkkKhurram
- ^ no sarcasm right there. he really loves the Puti lolpango
- Love is a strong word LOLKhurram
- You know why you used to love him back then? Cos he was always sniffing America's arse. Trying to ingratiate himself into Europe.Khurram
- And now he's turned his back on all of you. Now Africa loves him. India loves him. The Chinese, the West Asians...the great Tricontinent!Khurram
- And it's just you, Euro-Americans, with your little corner of the world slipping from your grasps.Khurram
- I for one welcome this turn of events!Khurram
- i used to love him? when was that?pango
- Ah the collective QBN "centrists' hotroddy's referring to.. What are you doing in this thread btw? Just hanging out?Khurram
- ya. seems like a nice place.
just watching everyone explain to hotknobby what sarcasm is.pango - Venezuela, China ,South Africa, Cuba all love Putin. The world is upside down. Outside of NATO, the woke love him.hotroddy
- Let's not forget Lula in Brazil.hotroddy
- Knobby is brain dead, does not understand sarcasm, what a fucking moron.utopian
- what's sadder? 1) sucking Putin's cock is code for humor/sarcasm? or 2) upvoting Putin's cock and calling him a hero because you believe it?hotroddy
- yuekit9
- Not surprised, people paid to see a comedian, not a clownBluejam
- vox populi vox dei?jonny_quest_lives
- https://youtu.be/Wnt…jonny_quest_lives
- https://sports.yahoo…yuekit
- I genuinely think it's time to stop paying any attention to The Musk. It's beyond Trumpian levels of relevancy-squawking now. Let Twitter die.Nairn
- Accounts posting the video of Musk getting booed seem to be disappearing from Twitter
https://twitter.com/…yuekit - He can and should delete all negative press about himself on twitter. It’s his right to censor anyone he wants on his privately owned platform.monospaced
- That’s how twitter should be from now on. Just stuff Elon approves of and nothing else. It’s what the users deserve.monospaced
- This is why the elites want us all plugged into the metaverse 24/7... they can filter the revolution when it's in the meta.shapesalad
- ^ Disagreed. Twitter has a long history of helping organizing protests, revolutions, etc. The Arab Spring wouldn't have happened without Twitter.garbage
- It's an effective tool if you know how to use it.garbage
- But can we also talk about how Dave is now just a lame old rich man now? His act is now finding and punching down on oppressed people..garbage
- ..his joke here is "haha, the boos are coming from the poors." Used to think he was the next Carlin, but Chappelle has ethically sold out.garbage
- ^ + 1Krassy
- Do people love him or hate him? I cant telldrgs
- Boo for the person that filmed this, what were they trying to shoot, the screen or the ceiling??dee-dubs
- Twitters history in world affairs has no relevance to my comment. Sorry. He bought Twitter. He can and should do anything he wants. Twitter deserves it.monospaced
- I never said nor implied it didn’t have a part in good things. That’s nice of course. But Elon don’t give af.monospaced
- twitter is like when ppl buy a videogame just to play Fifafeel
- #FuckChappelleoey_oey
- @mono So you're saying he's free from criticism? The leaked texts show that while he was going on and on about he was publicly going on and on..garbage
- ..about how he was going to save free speech via Twitter, he was wanting to launch a pay-per-tweet model that was going to be a crypto scheme.garbage
- He settled on delegitimizing any verified accounts with the $8 badges, and now he's making it his safe space where nobody can say anything bad about him.garbage
- If that's what he wants to do, sure. But he's ruining a centralizing space that is losing power via his actions. Lol, do you actually like him or something?garbage
- Fuck both of them cunts as well as all of their brainwashed, cock sucking, salad tossing fanboys!utopian
- I’m not saying that at all. He deserves major criticism. Fuck Elon. Also fuck Twittermonospaced
- I just think it’s funny when people act like he has no right to do this. Of course he does. He’s a rich weirdo and it’s just a stupid social media platform.monospaced
- I hate Elon, dude. You’re missing the satire for some reason. But let’s not act like Twitter is some essential part of society. Peace.monospaced
- There is a major Elon fanboi here and he posted a couple back. Go focus on him ;)monospaced
- I think they were saying boo-urns_niko
- You have to keep in mind apps that seem stupid or boring from our perspective actually did have a big impact in some parts of the world.yuekit
- Like garbage said, Twitter probably led to actual revolutions happening. Clubhouse also had a surprisingly big impact in Asian countries.yuekit
- You have to wonder about what Elon Musk would do if there was another Arab Spring. In spite of the anti-establishment framing he seems to side withyuekit
- authoritarian rulers like Putin and Xi.yuekit
- @mono there was no satire to miss in your comments. My entire point was that you're hand-waiving it as a, your words: "stupid media platform".garbage
- It has been effectively used as a stochastic tongue by the far right, resulting in several acts of domestic terrorism.garbage
- Given that Elon is currently trying to spread bullshit that Fauci is responsible for the deaths of millions of people..garbage
- ..maybe we drop the Musk "can and should do anything he wants". Because he shouldn't.garbage
- mono doesn't give a shit because his life will still roll on regardless, none if it concerns him unless the staff at his favourite restaurant are carted off.face_melter
- hell, even then he's the type of brunch lib that would turn his head when people are loaded onto rail trucks, because, y'know, they can do anything they want.face_melter
- Wow. Again assuming I am discounting what Twitter is and has been. The personal insults are unwarranted. It’s just a social media platform. There will be othersmonospaced
- Yeah right, the Arab "spring", how's that working out again?Khurram
- You take a lot of shit from certain people, mono, but you're right on this. Social media is the most irrelevant worthless crap that has ever beenKhurram
- created by the cesspit of man's collective narcississm.
Self-aggrandising mother fuckers act like they're the saviour of humanity. *yawn*Khurram - oh god, didn't take yuekit to bring up Putin and Xi did it, little American bitch is obsessed. lolKhurram
- Uh-huh, Twitter will bring down all the tyrants. And I have a bridge in Kabul to sell to you. Dummy.Khurram
- I got your Arab "spring" right here: https://twitter.com/…Khurram
- Imagine if it was one of America's enemies that had butchered 817 peaceful protesters in one day. Your media would be ejaculating bloody headlines all overKhurram
- Instead this "ally" get awarded a major global climate conference, with all smiling, grinning, "Western" acolytes in attendance.Khurram
- Do you know about this? Course you don't know about this. But ooh! The headscarves!Khurram
- Mureded yesterday by an Israeli scum sniper: https://twitter.com/…Khurram
- Sure all they need is more social media to liberate them.Khurram
- Get on TikTok yo! Wave your hijab like you just don't care! lolKhurram
- Twitter's former gay-Jew head of Trust & Safety suprressing pro-Palestinian voices on his platform for decades: https://twitter.com/…Khurram
- Oh but Elon! Jan 6! Gone too far now >_<Khurram
- Jesus shut upcannonball1978
- Eat shit.Khurram
- Got a problem mate, don't click the fucking thread.Khurram
- I strongly believe Twitter has done more harm than good long term for culture and society. Glad I have zero stake in it and god help the childrenmonospaced
- I recognize what it aspired to achieve and the potential it wields, no doubt. That isn’t questioned. But it isn’t necessary and Elon is a fucking losermonospaced
- I have every right to watch on the sidelines while Elon does what he does and everyone loses their shit, acting like it matters or that he has no right. Sigh.monospaced
- I am not defending Elon. I don’t think it’s right what he’s doing. I think someone with $41b shouldn’t be so reckless. So fuck it all.monospaced
- I hate Twitter and billionaires, I'm luvin this shitYakuZoku
- @Khurram Remind me again who locked up a million Muslims in mass detention camps. Was it Yoel Roth, the head of Twitter Trust & Safety? ;)yuekit
- It's incredible what some people will consider worth condemning, and what the same people will ignore or even support.yuekit
- https://twitter.com/…yuekit
- utopian12
- I like her spunk.Nairn
- IN MY HAIR,Nairn
- classic school dork who wants to take revenge on the world for being bullied. I'll show them, I'll show them all! Archetypical super villain. Still a dork thoug_niko
- So she hates her dad too?NBQ00
- She's Trump's niece. and was fucked over by the doanal's line of the family.Nairn
- she wrote a book the Donster desperately tried to block. She seems more balanced than the rest of the family.fadein11
- Look at this twerp whining about a stupid message platform. X could go away tomorrow and everything would be fine. Holy shit fuck off.monospaced
- stupid it may be.. still trumpo loco managed to tweet himself behind the presidents desk in the oval office... its not not irrelevant ..neverscared
- ^I thought it was the Russian troll army who did it.uan
- sitting in the chair ?neverscared
- lol at thinking Twitter doesn't have any influence.fadein11
- of course it has. but also 4chan, reddit, ... any of them. you could shut them all down, crowd would end up on qbnuan
- For now Twitter is the best social app... maybe that will change in the future, but as it stands it does kind of suck that Musk is pissing all over it.yuekit
- And yet, it matters not one bit in the big picture. At all. In any way.monospaced
- what.. no hotroddy comments...hydro74
- lol at thinking Twitter doesn't have any influence, part 2.garbage
- Jews were some of the first immigrants to south Africa. And first to leave when it went to shit. I think Elon empathizes.hotroddy
- White nationalism didn't cause the Jewish exodus in South Africa, but American idiocracy made her a tool for the left.hotroddy
- Who had 'Jews' on their hotnobby bingo card? I haven't marked off 'venezuelan voting machines' or 'hotnobby finally unclosets himself' yetBuddhaHat
- I predict it'll be any day now though...
Also, flol @ Nairn's first posts.BuddhaHat - When was the word 'jews' forbiden when discussing anti-semitism? I didn't get the woke QBN memo.hotroddy
- It's tough to talk about Biden's dependence on foreign oil without mentioning Venezuela. Or do you forget 'Venezuela' is part of Opec, dipshit?hotroddy
- Buddha, you should be the head of the ADL down under. You're good at policing words. Not good are holding criminals accountable but good at policing words.hotroddy
- hotnobby, you got a word wrong there.
Didn't you see my post about Enrique Tarrio? He's a criminal who was held accountable.BuddhaHat - Using the word 'Jews' isn't forbidden, it's just predictable that it would be the focus of your response. You didn't touch on any of Mary's other points.BuddhaHat
- Should we take that to mean you agree with the other parts of the tweet about about the flat-faced meat-man??BuddhaHat
- If Dems cracked down fairly on all rioters 30% of Democrat's base would be in jail.hotroddy
- I can't speak to the other parts of the tweet. I can only laugh.hotroddy
- i don't think he is pro-rassansted
- to dumb to speak so he can only laugh... not the brightest up there..neverscared
- "If Dems cracked down fairly on all rioters 30% of Democrat's base would be in jail."
Pure Donald Trump, right there.CyBrainX - This clown ass still talking about some riots while ignoring how an entire voting base attempted treason including the presidentmonospaced
- legend Nairn strikes again. FLOL.garbage
- whatthefunk20
- lolutopian
- Amazingmisterhow
- My next tattoo sortedsausages
- cyberfatsoneverscared
- It's a medical condition, called barrel-chest.stewart
- crazyprick12
The world will be a better place without that retarded cunt.
- Then who would save us from world hunger?palimpsest
- Or rescue cave children with elaborate death traps?_niko
- Just don't look / ignore him; just a distraction.
Nothing more or less than any celebrity.ideaist - No, he is the chosen one.palimpsest
- And call out paedos?Continuity
- buT bUt, He Is A GeNiUs !Krassy
- ^
https://i.imgflip.co…maquito - Not sure if it would be better. Maybe less annoying.NBQ00
- @maquito lolKrassy
- He used be beloved by all you leftists. What changed? lolMondoMorphic
- What changed? He went full retard!utopian
- thing about the left is that they are capable of changing because they aren’t bigoted small brains who thrive on idiotic hyperbole like the brainwashed rightmonospaced
- The only people who use the word “leftist” are usually pretty ignorant fuckwads incapable of actually assessing the situation themselvesmonospaced
- Am I wrong to assume that you are in the trump actually won conspiracy camp?monospaced
- I don’t consider myself a “leftist” and elon musk is still a megalomaniac prick.maquito
- One can say 'the left' but you can't say 'leftist'. What other words should we not use to describe 'the left'?hotroddy
- I want to be sure I don't offend your political sensibilities.hotroddy
- you can call people on the left what you want, as long as you don't cry when we call people like you 'wingnut boot-licking rightoid sex pests'. deal?face_melter
- 'hot wingnut boot-licking rightoid sex pests roddy' has a certain ring to it, wouldn't you agree?face_melter
- calm down buddy. didn't mean to offend you too.hotroddy
- lol @ faceContinuity
- continuity. why don't you move to the states? you'll find a job in no time rather than sucking from frau's gov't tit.hotroddy
- our borders are wide open for you buddyhotroddy
- Krassy5
Apple threatens Twitter with App Store ban, Elon Musk says he will go to war with Apple
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/…
- Twitter = Elon = China.
Apple = China.
China vs China.shapesalad - China in your handtank02
- Ego vs EgoKrassy
- I'm on Team Popcorn.palimpsest
- Remember what Apple did to Flash. RIPPhanLo
- What is the reason for ban?drgs
- not wanting to pay 30% on the $8grafician
- The enemy of my enemy is my friendcrazyprick
- crazy how media and tech companies are in collusion with the gov't. Just like china.hotroddy
- Biggest private company revenue drops in % for November 2022:
1. FTX
2. BlockFi
3. Twitterjonny_quest_lives - Biggest private company revenue drops in % for November 2022:
1. FTX
2. BlockFi
3. Twitterjonny_quest_lives - team popcorn here too, never used twitter or apple, couldn't care lessfeel
- You can always access Twitter in your browserdrgs
- Elon is the new TrumpYakuZoku
- Elon is the new Ben Shapiro.jonny_quest_lives
- Elon is the new megadoucheKrassy
- how is QBN going to cope with both Elon and Apple in a headline togetherinteliboy
- HE said they threatened to ban. Realistically, he refused to pay and they told him the app would be kicked off.formed
- lolYakuZoku
- Apple should buy Teslamonospaced
- "Twitter Destroyed Twitter" - Thanks Elonutopian
- Why is Apple entitled to 30% of Twitters blue badge profits?drgs
- exactlymonNom
- Apple takes that profit from any in-app purchase. They've been doing that for ages. Look at the Epic Games debacle.formed
- Isn't it a little unreasonable? In this case it applies to in-app purchase (?)drgs
- They're a private company, love it or leave it.palimpsest
- Apple has applied the 30% fee to all in-app purchases from day one.monospaced
- @mono: Apple had the chance to buy Tesla years ago for chump change when Elon offered it to them. Tim refused.NBQ00
- in a parallel universe this will escalate into a FALCON HEAVY or STARSHIP crashing into Apple HQ.uan
- "You know, I’ve never spoken to Elon. And there are lots of companies out there that we could’ve bought at different times probably." —Tim Cookmonospaced
- Twitter = Elon = China.
- palimpsest11
New QBN Business Model
- $8/month to keep your blue usernames
- $4/month so your posts don't show the dowvotes
- $4/month to block other usersSpecial Offer:
$20/month premium package for the 3 options- That's a good hustle.Continuity
- I'll only take 20% commission.palimpsest
- I’ll take two of the Specialnb
- Why is package more expensivedrgs
- Because I'm about making that cheese.palimpsest
- lolYakuZoku
- I figured that if someone is stupid enough to pay $8 for a blue name they're stupid enough to pay $20 instead of $16 for the same thing.
rollsafe.jpgpalimpsest - what about my edit option, is that extra?sheep
- This would be cheaper than what I pay now for my qbn account. Sign me up.monospaced
- As our first customer you get the premium package for only $18.palimpsest
- Send me $3 and I'll fuck off forevercrazyprick
- Now that you mention it...Moderator
- pay one time $100 for me and all 3 will be yours forever.sted
- I'd buy that for a $fadein11
- WAGMI!PhanLo
- BusterBoy12
I would never consider buying a Tesla anymore...solely because of this cunt. I'm sure this will severely affect their bottom line...
- Lol ok Karennb
- BMW then?grafician
- “I’ll have you know that I was planning to spend a LOT of money in your store but now I won’t be spending any!”nb
- “And I’ll be telling all my friends not to shop here either!”nb
- “I’ll be posting on my industry forum with over 80 members, many of whom may have spent a lot of money in your store. They’ll hear about this!”nb
- It will matter. His customers are affluent liberals. If he stats empowering the right, he'll lose customers. I know I'll be selling stock.formed
- Empowering the right.
XDpalimpsest - Lol @ KarenNBQ00
- I’m sure cunts own most of the major car manufacturersChimp
- I wouldn’t get one because they are ugly. I love the idea they are going for but meh.monospaced
- I'm with mono...and I would add that the entire EV marketing brainwashing is green washing.utopian
- It's hilarious watching Lefties react to the world around them.MondoMorphic
- I want one ‘cause i hate drivingscarabin
- It’s hilarious watching righties trying to take the world backwardmonospaced
- mort_8
- He sells cars.PhanLo
- He sells tunnels_niko
- ^Lol!PhanLo
- replace all roads with train tracks and give everybody their very own train. Problem solved.monNom
- He’s trainsphobic.mort_
- less traffic if your electric car fucks itself into a treeMrT
- Elon Mookutopian
- Americans hate public transport because it's for poor people. They'd rather invent some underground vacuum tube for cars, than to share a train with othersdrgs
- Busses and trains are for poor people only in America.jagara
- 100 years ago in my home town of north england: Train lines with many stations around city and outskirts. Trams in city. Trolly buses along all major streets.shapesalad
- Trains were run by steam but that could be electric now. Everything else 100 years ago was electric powered.shapesalad
- Now the city is full of families with two cars, front gardens have been ripped up, turned parking spaces. Streets are constant traffic jams and pollution.shapesalad
- Faster horses.palimpsest
- trainsphobic haha, clever.Brabo_Brabo
- Trains Lives Matter!Chimp
- If you have even a slightly different opinion you're worse than Putin. TLM!Chimp
- Trainsspottingapi
- lol @ mort. nailed itsarahfailin
- neverscared8
ELON MUSK THINKS THE MAIN CHARACTER IN "BLADE RUNNER" WAS NAMED "BLADERUNNER"
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has long claimed to be obsessed with science fiction. From reusable rockets to dreams of making humanity live on Mars, the mercurial CEO has made the genre his entire business model, for better or for worse.
But when it comes to his knowledge of some of the more seminal pieces of science fiction, the cracks — or panel gaps, if you will — quickly start to show.
In a recent tweet, Musk promised that his EV maker's upcoming Cybertruck will be an "armored personnel carrier from the future — what Bladerunner would have driven."
Unfortunately for him, there never was a character named "Bladerunner" — or "Blade Runner," for that matter — in the iconic franchise of that name.
- ok nerdProjectile
- If you care about this, you are definitely a losernb
- eh, stick an 'a' in front of BR and he's all set. We can find plenty of real issues with his posts. This isn't one of them.formed
- sure... but it still makes no sense without the -a- or without an -s- at the end.... just know your popculture reference if u are so proud when u use them...neverscared
- Syd Mead designed the cars in Blade Runner, he was an actual genius.PhanLo
- He's probably not read DADOES either.i_monk
- well the show's called Mandalorian and they/we all refer to him as such even though technically "a" Mandalorian therefore: https://tinyurl.com/…_niko
- https://www.youtube.…prophetone
- Stable Genius is Stableutopian
- @formed ...i wanna see the statistics where he claims that twitter was controlled by the far left... and republicans where 10 times more suppressed thanneverscared
- democrates... i believe its not true otherwise he sure would have shown them already...neverscared
- Well, and also Spinners could.. you know.. fly. I do love that he still posits it as an APC when he broke the window when displaying it.garbage
- Well. Deckard was "a blade runner". I guess you could refer to him as such. I'd say maybe "the blade runner".jagara
- Decker could go to Tyrell and say "I'm not driving this piece of shit" and still pass his baseline.garbage
- One that agrees has failed his VK driving test and would be immediately disabled.garbage
- Blade Runner was a designated rank/role and Deckard is one of many, so my beef would be that there isn't a singular "Bladerunner".evilpeacock
- Furutism has gone to shit. They post this stuff to get hate clicks.ephix
- jonny_quest_lives17
- accurate, except that he beat that bird to death_niko
- Twitter was already struggling and he made it worse.yuekit
- I want Twitter Blue but it's not available over here.stewart
- The only money Twitter ever made as profit was selling it to Elon and cashing out shares.monospaced
- maquito12
It's amazing that one of the richest guys in the world can have his head so far up his ass and so few friends to reach such an absurd point of narcissism. Even though he could've become a visionary apostle of technology in the future of humanity, he decided to get high on his own ego and slaughter a Fortune 500 business. What an absolute asshat.
- https://i.gifer.com/…maquito
- He definitely didn’t read the room with that Hardcore Worker Poll.instrmntl
- I am also amazed at how much I am enjoying this shit storm despite the hundreds of people w/o jobs it is leaving as a result.maquito
- The way things are going eLoN might be the first person to spend $44 Billion on a domain name.jonny_quest_lives
- It's mostly all nonsense though. Tabloid bullshit, headlines, constant posts, qbn obsession... and he plays into all like a troll.inteliboy
- Some Elon fuckbois are so blinded by their worship of Elon that they do t even realize that Twitter is more than an app and pretend that it’s perfectly fine.monospaced
- https://twitter.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- Maquito! You are still around? Nice to hear from you.SimonFFM
- Twitter is a way of life.palimpsest
- @simon! Sup?! Yeah, lurking every once in a while :Pmaquito
- A "visionary apostle of technology in the future of humanity" is precisely what he was before he became a Republican. How do you people not notice this?MondoMorphic
- i wonder what you guys would say if a Nikola Tesla or a Frank Lloyd Wright type of person was alive doing something out of the norm todaypockets
- a Walter Fallon typepockets
- Kanye fits the definition of asshat more then Elon imho, unless you have a time machine I'm pretty sure the complete demise of twitter hasn't happened yet.pockets
- Sam Bankman-Fried is a glorified asshatpockets
- i guess the point is there is a lot of unstable geniuses in history who changed & made things while also being narcissists and destroyed thingspockets
- in this case the future is unwritten yet. id save hate and see how things play out.pockets
- utopian13
Twitter employees head for the exits after Elon Musk’s ‘extremely hardcore’ work ultimatum.
- twitter is not 100% necessary per se but I still want it to exist there whenever I want to check it. He's really shutting it downBeeswax
- I feel sorry for all the people loosing jobs and struggling with work here.. but I am absolutely loving watching this ship go down!dee-dubs
- The world would be a much better place for not having Twitter (and the other social media cesspits) in it.dee-dubs
- If you's havings problem with social media then that's on you. It's a reflection on you.palimpsest
- Thanks, Elon!palimpsest
- Apparently ex-twitter employees are coming to QBN to make to more woke and gender neutral.shapesalad
- As if we needed that.palimpsest
- nah, they're coming to QBN to implement the dark mode finally and a twitter post embed function.NBQ00
- Tesla nextdrgs
- Saudi backed him to buy it... he is bringing it down - why? Saudi don't want their own arab spring.shapesalad
- Wake up sheeple!palimpsest
- I’m with dubs this is great watching it fall apartmonospaced
- ^ https://media2.giphy…maquito
- NBQ0018
lol, this is really well done: https://imgur.com/gallery/5NJrNH…
- :)neverscared
- lolKrassy
- haha great!renderedred
- hehe.. yikesPonyBoy
- HAL900113
LOL i tweeted a few minutes ago about how many bots have started following my account and said Elon was supposed to fix this... Well my tweet has been removed! No explanation, no notification, nothing, its just gone.
Elon always talking about free speech and shit, he's one of the biggest idiot in America.
- Hate it when it happens.palimpsest
- 95% of the followers I have on Twitter are bots, and since Melon took over I get 5 a day. Soon I'll be at Kardashian numbersPhanLo
- Worry about free speech when this comment disappears. Until then I’m pretty sure he’s just cleaning up his private sandbox as he sees fit.monospaced
- im just happy the bots keep liking my posts. It's all about the likes yeah?!Ianbolton
- so can i put you down as "maybe" for a cybertruck preorder? cuz this is obviously GFY marketing for the most GFY truck if I've ever seen it.jonny_quest_lives
- Yep Ian, those only fans model bots really seem to like the old comic and vintage cartoon stuff I post. Good for them I supposePhanLo
- that's how newstoday used to be :-)uan
- they only want free speech for themselves. fuck everyone elsepango
- Amen.
You can't trust nobody.palimpsest
- ben9812
Richest man on the planet right there
- Musk is such a faggot ass bitchcrazyprick
- pea-brainutopian
- maybe he's got brain cancer, not that he'd know without a test and all that.MrT
- haters gonna hateApeRobot
- dumbos gonna dumbneverscared
- if the government would have handled the Pandemic the same way as elmo mush handled his twitter takeover we would all be dead by now...neverscared
- ^
lolApeRobot - But they did.monospaced
- ohh... .so you are typing from the other side..neverscared
- What a toolmaquito
- https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- Krassy8
Elon Musk’s Trans Child Petitions to Drop Last Name: ‘I No Longer Live With or Wish to Be Related to My Biological Father’
https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/new…
- Bossalina move right thereoey_oey
- did it to promote her only fanshotroddy
- probably spends more time on Twatter than with they/them/itMrT
- esthetic?nb
- ..esthetic?garbage
- This is sad. Hugs to anyone with an absent parent.pusherbot
- esthetic nightmare, yet continues to name his kids X Æ A-Xii and Exa Dark Siderælinteliboy
- esthetic https://en.wikipedia…neverscared
- imagine designing and building a rocket that flies to fucking outer space but saying "they" is beyond your mental capabilityscarabin
- imagine spending all your time on Twitter and completely disregarding & ignoring your own kids to such extreme that they no longer want to be related to youKrassy
- Daddy's little girl.utopian
- https://c.tenor.com/…pango
