Signs your getting old?
- Started 9 years ago
- Last post 14 hours ago
- 2,178 Responses
- misterhow3
I set a pick during last Thursday's morning basketball game. 6 days later my ribs continue to remind me I'm old. It feels like someone is stabbing me in my back while simultaneously punching me in my side. I can breathe but every other movement reminds me that I am old.
- ok_not_ok0
- Sigh.
Yeah.Continuity - this could be fun if it wasn't in Huntington Beach.capn_ron
- My friend literally just sent this to me.cannonball1978
- Sigh.
- Nutter7
I just had it!
... it must be around here somewhere...
grumble grumble grumble
I mean it can't just disappear!?
Turns around a few times looking at spots already looked at
Considers buying a new one and stop searching
Tries tracing last steps before it vanished...
Nothing
Walks back and forth a few times
grumble grumble grumble
About to give up...
Ah there it is!
.... Now where did I put that other thing?
- A month ago I bought a hat, 2 weeks later lost it, nowhere to be found. Bought another, then found the first one yesterday.
In the fucking freezer. WTF?Akagiyama - Another sign...I meant to post about my hat yesterday, got distracted, and forgot until just now. :|Akagiyama
- Another sign...I meant to post about my hat yesterday, got distracted, and forgot until just now. :|Akagiyama
- ha ha, maybe you wanted a hat to cool you down? But that is quite the distracted placement.Nutter
- Damn double post. Yeah, maybe my brain wanted me to cool off a little. lolAkagiyama
- ^ lolgarbage
- I chopped up a shit ton of veg to roast in the oven for a side.Tossed them in. Email check, went back to the kitchen and started to chop up a shit ton of veg..garbage
- I've been like this my entire life. I'll never know when I'm senile.CyBrainX
- "You merely adopted by senility. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.”garbage
- A month ago I bought a hat, 2 weeks later lost it, nowhere to be found. Bought another, then found the first one yesterday.
- maquito13
2 pints I had last night. TWO. PINTS.
Massive headache. Bad quality sleep.
Need a nap.- Our days of 4 consecutive clubbing nights are loooooong over, my friend.Continuity
- need better quality alcoholimbecile
- I feel you...OBBTKN
- But, but... 2 pints? Bad quality beer, sureOBBTKN
- Yup, I think it was bad beermaquito
- https://giphy.com/gi…palimpsest
- Less drinking, more thinking.ideaist
- Went on vacation last week with family and friends. First day me and the guys drank A LOT. The rest of the week was to recover from the damagedmay
- lolmaquito
- Draft beer or bottled/can?stoplying
- Draftmaquito
- Hey Maquito, good to hear, you're still alive!SimonFFM
- I can't do a lot of beer anymore, same thing. Try some good tequila. So far, I've had no hangovers and the good stuff is really good!formed
- i just had 10+ beers and feeling fine. I think you got roofiedmilfhunter
- with two drinks I'll feel it if I didn't eat well or drank late. I even get pot hangovers from gummies. I didn't even think that was possible.CyBrainX
- kreydle5
Twenty+ years of mouse clicking now has me with some carpal tunnel or ulnar nerve issues. Yay. And this just happened out of nowhere.
- I did everything to avoid carpal and what did I get? Lipoma. There is no way to win. I exercise 3 times a week and now have 2 varicose veins ..coldarchon
- Years ago, I had severe pain in my back, neck and wrists... I changed my posture, bought a tall desk and that's where all the problems endedOBBTKN
- Switch the left/right mouse mapping too. I now click with middle finger... my index is fucked.shapesalad
- Try a vertical mouse https://fulfillman-c…pablo28
- Posture awareness, a good mouse (that one Logitech), and a kitchen timer on the desk. CDN TM8. Set intervals to remind yourself to take a break..garbage
- ..and roll through your wrist and hand stretches. About a decade ago had such bad carpal that I couldn't even sleep at night.garbage
- Don't even notice it now, and thank fuck I didn't go down the surgery route. There are too many cases of the procedure making it worse. YMMV.garbage
- Me too. I'm now alternating between wacom & vertical mouse and it seems to be helpingletterhead
- It didn't happen out of nowhere. It happened over twenty+ years.jagara
- I've heard that Wacom users don't get issues like this. It's such a hard habit to get into. I don't think I'd ever be able to stick with it.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky22
Hey mequito ....
remember when Thursday was the beginning of the weekend? Bar we frequented had $1Pitchers of beer.
- NBQ000
...if you can't understand why people do the "ghosting" thing aka being cunts instead of just being proper upfront and honest.
- most people can't handle the truth, that's why most other people ghost them instead of trying to explain why it didn't worked outgrafician
- ^ like when people go to job interviews, accept the job, then don’t show up for work. Been hearing that “ghost” story a lot lately.toemaas
- People are lazy and want the easy way out. Too many think it's 'ok' to ghost as it's easier for them. It's just lazy, sad, and pathetic.formed
- @graf - most people can handle the truth but the wimpy, classless, slugs of society don't have the charisma , tact nor integrity to keep it real.canoe
- prophetone0
- fuk tik tokhans_glib
- ^ another sign right therehans_glib
- exactly this is legit lol so who cares about the platform? oh sorry forgot old people who are out of touch u getz the L old man happy birthday grimaceprophetone
- we need tik tok embed alreadyYakuZoku
- by the time we got Vimeo embeds hardly anyone posted there as much anymoreYakuZoku
- I love Steely Dan. It's about DAN time!stoplying
- Beeswax9
Having a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Looking forward to the anesthetic that everyone praises.- If you are under anesthetic, how will you enjoy the colonoscopydrgs
- I trust you're eating a filthy kebab this evening?Nairn
- They’re called poppersfuturefood
- Enjoy being sodomised by a camera!Continuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- Only be concerned if you feel both hands on your shoulders.hydro74
- funny, hydro.hotroddy
- lol hydro_niko
- @cont. jesus fuck! that's how far up they go?!?pango
- https://www.youtube.…Elwin74
- @pango, all the way to lake ontariohotroddy
- The worst part is the prep. That stuff works fast too! The anesthetic is amazing before it knocks you out. I can see why MJ was hooked.Akagiyama
- Lubed, subdued and ready to view.Nairn
- @hotknobby and then all the way back down to Mississippi river like your tits.pango
- hope all goes wellstoplying
- @pango Right? Looking forward to middle age, yet? You, too, will have a camera up your butt so far, you'll be puking it out.Continuity
- ********-4
She doesn't look half bad:
- Dude looks like a lady.utopian
- thats the face she makes when shes on top toocannonball1978
- man in dragshapesalad
- well, she doesn't look half good either. amirite?fooler
- Man Hands!
https://www.youtube.…fooler - When he was a British MP he was famous for having having two jags.Horp
- She looks like she’d break your ankles, chain you to a bed, and make you write a bookscarabin
- lol @utopianplash
- Nairn0
I think I might need to kill myself.
I've just realised that Youtube dropped me onto some jazz and I've only realised about a half hour in what I'm listening to.
Is this how it happens? Is it just happensjazz?
I fucking hate Jazz, yet here I am.
Old.
- Fax_Benson2
I'm so bored of cleaning my teeth. Like, really bored.
I'll do it. I'd say that I'm pretty good at it. Good technique. But Christ, I can't imagine having to do it for another 30+ years.
- ********0
Peyronie
- hans_glib0
i was helping my dad unpack his new outdoor umbrella stand at the weekend - i could barely lift the thing! ok it was 35kg and extremely unwieldy, but even so. enfeeblement is well under way...
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Rings are the answershapesalad
- You can't barely lift it... But, and your father? Imagine what a shame...OBBTKN
- whatthefunk18
- Well holllllyshit.Ramanisky2
- LMAO!!!!oey_oey
- marychain approvedPhanLo
- Pre-lubedAkagiyama
- you guys are grossshapesalad
- Describe your sex life...ApeRobot
- Homepage!!OBBTKN
- Why wasn't I tagged in this picture?palimpsest
- I haven't thought of Marychain in a long time. You know he's a diaper-slider.CyBrainX
- Give her a rose before you give her the hose.Akagiyama
- he looks like a sick fuckfadein11
- flol at "diaper sider".
Also thanks for ruining pulling panties to the side for me forever.garbage - Do we know which one is talking?Fax_Benson
- Spiderwebs and a windsock on a calm day.********
