Signs your getting old?
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when you drop something and you debate whether you really want to bend over to pick it up, or just say fuck it, it's only a pencil
inner ears' hair
I spend way too much time on QBN
As if there's anything wrong with Dolly Parton.
Pulling an all nighter kills you.
- I haven't been able to pull an all-nighter in years.i_monk
When your doctor schedules you for a colonoscopy.
The hairs growing out of the corners of my ears are longer than the hairs on my head.
- tell me about it! And they grow faster too. They should just transpalnt ear hair folicles onto the head.Kiko
white chest hair
Spending time in a local brewery with a friend. 6 girls next to us were doing the 20-something woooo woooo screeching. Told my friend that they are loud. Realized i'm almost 40. comes with the territory.
Still checked them out and tossed an old man wink their way. Now i'm just a creepy old man instead of a cool hip youngster.
- Look but don't touch.. Theme everything is fine. Just don't droolautoflavour
i was at a party with my gf the other day and the majority of the people there were like 22~26 y-o. A dude aged like 25 y-o start telling us a story about "an old 40 y-o lady" ... he didn't know me and my gf are 37 y-o ... we're close to that ''old'' 40. Good things is that means we look younger than we are i guess. or he's a little shit.
- It'll happen to him too. Unless he dies before.jagara
I'm 40. My back hurt a bit, and i have a few grey hairs. My cock works the way it always has. I'll label myself old when that stops.
Realizing that everyone on QBN is over 30...after reading the "Signs your(sic) getting old?" thread.
I can't sleep in on weekends anymore.
- < heart breaking is it not!mugwart
- But workdays i could snooze all day!HijoDMaite
- I'm up with the sun ever day. I usually wake up a few minutes befoore. If I don't loaf around I catch some beautiful mornings.shellie
Being super upset that the thread title "Signs your getting old?" has "you're" misspelled.
- Yup. I've snapped 3 pencils in my right hand, had a ride in my BMW and downed a few glasses of scotch just to calm me down over this... grammatical abomination.prophetone
- If it makes you all feel better not only am I dyslexic I have OCD and ADHD! This is like the worst combinations of all time ;-)mugwart
- Now now, they're all just silly excuses for being a bit of an idiot really aren't they, let's face it pal. You're an idiot.set
- @set LOL!chukkaphob
- @mugwart your right. this are good reasons. their's no need too explain.chukkaphob
- holy crap it was a stupid jokemonospaced
- not a single person was "super upset"monospaced
- @mono you sound oldchukkaphob
- what does that mean?monospaced
- means I'm an idiot ;-) and @set you sounding like my father now ;-Pmugwart
- @chukka, I'm sorry I super upset you, I should be more considerate of my elders and their fragilitymonospaced
- i am enraged by this exchangeprophetone
- i just flipped 3 table after reading these notes. 3 TABLES!!pango
- @prophet & @pango, I'm with you! It's outrageous!chukkaphob
- lol I love you geriatric cuntsmonospaced
- I am not even a native english speaker and even I was super upset reading "your". fucking hell. ;psureshot
- Ha great, first thing in the morning and this is front page on QBN!
Reminds me of the humiliating time I had to stand up and recite something back at schoolmugwart
- ironically this thread is making me feel older!mugwart
- good on you my friendsureshot
this thread reminds me that I am probably too old for the life I lead..
I don't care tho..
I see 20 year old girls in the street, and apart from the obvious carnal reaction to flesh, I have absolutely no desire to be part of that world..
But yep .. 24 year olds are the sweet spot I think..
Old enough to have experience, young enough to be stupid
- That said, my wife turned 40 this year and I next year.. So yep.. We be old as shitautoflavour
- 20 year old girls fuck like tigers nowadaysoey
- I'm also old enough to have experience and young enough to be stupid :)oey
- [identifying intensifies]imbecile
- i downvoted myself.. you know.. because i canautoflavour
This is a question I have tho.. I have read a few times lately in articles and so that men are relieved once they reach middle age as they are no longer driven by their dicks any more and they don't have the desire to have sex all the time..
I don't know.. My sex drive is high, if not higher than before.. And that with 2 kids and a partner of 13 years.. Annoyingly so sometimes .. I would fuck everyday if she would let me..
Is this just me? Or were the guys in these articles just softcocks who were just repressed ?
- Not to steer this thread into the gutterautoflavour
- I'm with you on this one. Turning 40 this year and can say that my libido is on point. I am lucky to have a girl that is willing to be as hot and bothered as I.capn_ron
- Yep, I'm 42 & still firing. i would have sex at literally anytime... shit, you could wake me up at 3am and i'll still get on it. My girl thinks i'm a sex pestnecromation