Signs your getting old?
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you begin to wash fruit
Starting such thread
Your year of birth in those dropdown menus is at least 2 screens away. And you keep missing it because the scroll is too fucking quick.
- good oneDRIFTMONKEY
- hahaha! this is gold.chukkaphob
leaning on things when bending down to pick stuff up off the floor
paranoid googling of previously innocuous ailments
Pokemon Go seems dumb.
grunting when bending down or sitting.
wonder woman looks really corny
my barber said my white hair on the sides is unbalanced and too distracting with the darker top and fooled me into dying my hair with his new very subtle white covering hair dye.
i barely noticed the difference at the end but he still charged me extra 50 bucks.
Second guessing the sprint for a ball.
"eehhhh its gone anyway."
I'm throwing monies at all kickstarters, I brush my teeth with Quip, I'm down with all the trends today...I think - kind of old?
I'm so old (...and wise) that my body hurts, that's how old I am. Even though I'm just mid 30s - kind of old?
- Not in your 40's with these symptoms? You're not old... You're ageing very bad ;)OBBTKN
- Not me. I should have made it a list. I hear (and see) people lament over their age a lot, and I enjoy a lot of the seasoning.Peter
Posting on the "Signs your getting old?" thread and thinking your response is clever/funny enough to impress a bunch of other old QBN farts.
stopping to browse a window of a "Gentlemans Outfitters" type shop and having the voice in your head say, " mmm.. those look comfy "
when everything on QBN offends you and you call for bannings.
i did go to a frankie valli show the other night and eavesdropping on all the geriatrics yelling at each other left me with the impression that in old age complaining is sport.
- I don't believe there's anyone here that feels offended by everything.oey