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My young niece has just got into The Stone Roses in the same way I got into bands like The Beatles, The Stones and The Kinks when I was a kid - curiosity of what influenced the contemporary bands I liked.
I'm 43 and you know how I don't feel old? Because I have a 1.14 K/D ratio on Call of Duty, yes the latest one, not World at War.
Starting such thread
Golf looks increasingly appealing.
Your year of birth in those dropdown menus is at least 2 screens away. And you keep missing it because the scroll is too fucking quick.
leaning on things when bending down to pick stuff up off the floor
paranoid googling of previously innocuous ailments
Pokemon Go seems dumb.
grunting when bending down or sitting.
wonder woman looks really corny
my barber said my white hair on the sides is unbalanced and too distracting with the darker top and fooled me into dying my hair with his new very subtle white covering hair dye.
i barely noticed the difference at the end but he still charged me extra 50 bucks.
Second guessing the sprint for a ball.
"eehhhh its gone anyway."
I'm throwing monies at all kickstarters, I brush my teeth with Quip, I'm down with all the trends today...I think - kind of old?
I'm so old (...and wise) that my body hurts, that's how old I am. Even though I'm just mid 30s - kind of old?
Posting on the "Signs your getting old?" thread and thinking your response is clever/funny enough to impress a bunch of other old QBN farts.
stopping to browse a window of a "Gentlemans Outfitters" type shop and having the voice in your head say, " mmm.. those look comfy "
when everything on QBN offends you and you call for bannings.
i did go to a frankie valli show the other night and eavesdropping on all the geriatrics yelling at each other left me with the impression that in old age complaining is sport.