Signs your getting old?
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- detritus1
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had some friends over from Italy last week, the husband of whom looks like a pudgy, hirsute Trotsky. I had a hard time not staring too much at his upper lip and nose, trying for the life of me to work out where his mustache ended and his nose-hair started.
It was seamless and plentiful - like some sort of welcoming mat.
- exador11
i recall several christmas's ago, my wife and I were over at her parents, and there was a nice family party going on..
we were sitting with her younger cousins, who at the time were teenagers (we would have been in our mid 30's)
i remember them all chatting about new bands/artists they were listening to at the time...all hip-hop etc...
they must have named about a dozen or so, and I realized, I had NO idea who any of them were....not one..
it suddenly dawned on me that I'd passed some kind of threshold or something...I'd drifted past 'hip' or 'with it' or something....it just hit me like a brick...now all of them are in their mid 20 to later 20's now....all of them have finished school and started their first careers, 2 of them are married now, one's got a kid....
it'll be their turn next :)
- face_melter1
3D Studio Max 2016 looks and operates like the last time I used 3D Studio.
In 1999.
- Cosmodrome7
I printed this thread out to read it.
- sofakingback0
I was talking to my niece about Kicks. She's in high school and is a super tomboy. She loves all the sneaker stuff you would imagine a kid her age would.
Anyway, as I'm chatting with her, she can't stop talking about $1,500 YEEZY's, how they're the best shoes. How she's gonna get a job and get some. "Someday" as she put it it. lol.
I'm like well, puma is one of my clients. I can get you a hook up on the limited edition old school puma suedes.
She blows right past my comment, keeps talking YEEZY.
Again, I say well if you want these are just like the vans you got for xmas, they make them in all sorts of limited edition styles.
I show her the puma clydes I'm wearing.
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With a blank stare:
"What are those? I don't really know anything about pumas...
The new YEEZYs come in a high top which is different than the original and i think they're much color and the colors are also better but they cost more so i don't know how I could get them my friend Gabriel has like 3 pairs and he just never wears them I would wear them all the time."
Just like that, hyper talk, no pausing. I wasn't even there. At best I think she was probing if i would buy her some fucking YEEZYs.
I hate kids. Specially teenagers. I'm old.
WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!?!?!
- I just bot this week my 10 yr old the new Jordan Banned Red/Black, the newer future-design ones for his basketball season...prophetone
- When I was in grade 6 in 80s I got the newly-dropped Jordan I, as did many of my friends... how old am I? My son's are version XXXIprophetone
- hahaha! (*wipes tears)prophetone
- < just buy her some $20 "Yeezie" 360's off eBay for her xmas presentprophetone
- I think that pretty much concludes the future is fucked. I always wonder who gives Kanye any attention, well, there we have it.formed
- so sorry for the kids these daysmicrokorg
- dmay0
I just found a picture of me at a party, on my first week of college...
It was 20 years ago...
- ArmandoEstrada4
Rogiane refill just got delivered.
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- drgs1
Bought 3 games on Steam and refunded them all. Just don't find it fun anymore, some games feel like borderline work
Last reason for refund was "this game makes me dizzy"
- I haven't play COD or any FPS in at least 5 years. It makes me dizzy now. Too much on-screen activity.desmo
- LolBennn
- How much days to get a refund?Bennn
- playtime less than 2 hoursdrgs
- seriously. often i think "why the fuck am I even playing this?". only AAA titles are worth it these days... GTA, Uncharted etc.inteliboy
- DRIFTMONKEY3
In my medicine cabinet, I have more anus-related products than I do for my face.
- PonyBoy16
Your favorite design-related community has a thread entitled 'Balding'.
- utopian0
Scientists pinpoint when a woman's sex drive declines
http://www.usatoday.com/story/ne…
- GeorgesII0
GRAVITY IS WINNING THE WAR AGAINST MY BALL SACK!!
nuff' said
- OR MY BALLSACK IS LOSING THE BATTLE TO RETAIN THEIR ELASTIC PROPERTIES!! FUCKN GRAVITYGeorgesII
- Yup. It ain't right how far they decide to travel, and how they might get arranged these days. !!!monospaced
- ApeRobot0
turning 41 is a good sign that you're getting older.
- sofakingback0
my back. it fucking hurts.
*single tear
- formed0
40% hearing gone in left ear
eye sight is going (perfect eye sight until 6 months ago)
On a good note, I just got carded! That's always a nice way for a waiter/ress to get on the good side!
