Signs your getting old?
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- ********4
You forget stuff sometimes but you remember to be silly sometimes
- grafician1
StoicMike
- yes you do. it's the lawhans_glib
- Probably why we bicker all the time on this forum, this place is ancientgrafician
- I am exercising my right to be the real me! Grouchy and bitter and awful********
- State of the QBNYakuZoku
- F**k off!OBBTKN
- I'm old and I'm a fuckin' sweetheartGardener
- So grouchy for old people and condescending little chihuahua shit is a young man’s angle?monospaced
- An old guy definitely didn't write that.formed
- yup, looks like his wife didrzu-rzu
- I think we were all grouchier when we first came here.CyBrainX
- lnu0
Saw an ad yesterday for the new Audi A6 where the driver sees a C5 A6 ('97-'04) which reminds him of his childhood.
- (I had my license when this came out)lnu
- Fuckin dream car********
- Was looking into the RS Avants of this aera but the chainproblems scared me away.Longcopylover
- https://youtu.be/HCA…lnu
- I love station wagons, especially the Alfa 156 or 159 SW, Volvo, Audi, Merc... But my wife hates them to death, so, my Multipla is my personal revengeOBBTKN
- that whole era can fuck right off... soft touch plastic interior nobs that turned to slime... flimsy ass cupholders that broke...jonny_quest_lives
- everything was basically an up-badged Volkswagen unless you bought an RSjonny_quest_lives
- that being said better cars than whatever Audi is attempting to be nowadaysjonny_quest_lives
- Fax_Benson4
When you've spent so long thinking about how impossibly old you're going to be next birthday that you start thinking of yourself as next year's age - so when somebody asks you how old you are, you're entirely sure which age is correct - so you pick a number but have to say, no, hang on, erm, wait a minute, while you work it out backwards like an idiot.
- webazoot-2
Posting Bill Bur content on the internet.
- Nairn5
One of my oldest pals is fifty today.
Thirty fucking years I've known that cunt.
- Drop Dead Years.
Hold my beer, I'm almost there!palimpsest - I've known my oldest friend for 45 years, since kindergarten!jagara
- I've got a friend since third grade. That's a little more than half a century.CyBrainX
- i had too many fundamental resets in life to continue to know people I met as a child, unfortunately. Oldest friends I still have now I've known for forty yearsNairn
- Drop Dead Years.
- NBQ00-1
I remember when Fred Durst downloaded Macromedia Shockwave
- jagara10
Rap these days. Random lyrics overheard on random speakers in a park, something like
Thirsty bitch (what? ugh!)
Thirsty bitch (ay! what?)
Suckin' a ni**a dick!
Suckin' a ni**a dick!
Lil bitch want that dick inna butt like ugh
Pussy drip drip drip
dip dat dick dick dick
Pussy on that drip drip
Xannies, ugh ugh
Tylenol PM what?
Tylenol PM ugh!And so on.
You know, back in my day, you rapped about driveby shooting gang members out of air suspension cars in Compton, now that's real music!
- this is on par with "I got a letter from the government, the other day" no?_niko
- ^ blasphemy niko!mort_
- And the song has 11 writers credited.Akagiyama
- i am shazaamin’ that rinnowscruffics
- that shit fire bludjagara
- :)_niko
- @_niko "it said we're suckers."CyBrainX
- Midnight chillin' at AM/PM
Coolin' drinkin' apple juice
In Evil's BM
The sound's up loud
To attract attention
ArmoraAll'd tires
On a lowered suspensionexador1
- ********4
You haven’t realized that the meme of the day thread is no different than when your parents would forward you dumb jpgs via email
- BonSeff7
Earlobe hair game is on point. Lookout, ladies.
- The edge of a beard trimmer will sort that out. Nostrils too.mort_
- Only lobes?
Tch. Amateur.
Come back when it's coming out your ears, then we'll talk, junior.Continuity - Oh dude, I use the nose hair trimmer all up in my ears. Can't even pluck the fuckers because they are rooted like steel beams.BonSeff
- I do regular clump rips when in the carcannonball1978
- I check mine every 20 minutesi_monk
- mg330
I've had a suspicious bump of skin next to my left nostril since late January. Thought it was a zit - still get them occasionally as an adult but Welbutrin for anxiety has been a magic pill to almost completely put a stop to any acne I'd get.
It's not gone away, getting it looked at in early April with my dermatologist, who I do yearly mole screenings with already. Worried a bit because it looks suspiciously like Squamous Cell Carcinoma, and the Internet is full of photos of what the surgery aftermath is like for that.
Any of you dealt with any skin cancer worries yet? I have 50+ moles around my body so my dermatologist has always had me in that high-risk category. I wish I could go back in time and tell my young college self "just because the apartment complex you live in comes with a free tanning bed membership doesn't mean you should use it." I made very few bad decisions when I was younger but doing that crap was the top of the list.
- hope it's all just a scare...hans_glib
- Hope it's not serious, stay positive.OBBTKN
- Thanks, trying not to freak out but just anxious.mg33
- I had one on my cheek. Dr took a chunk of it for a biopsy and it was negative. I just have a tiny scar where the bump used to be. Its hardly noticeable now.fooler
- I have one behind my eyeball (yeah WTH), doctor found out last year. I have to get it checked every year, and if it's bigger...lajj
- They gonna have to remove it. Modern medecine is awesome. And free. GO Canadalajj
- I had a melanoma removed about 10 years ago. Freaked me the fuck out for a while...BusterBoy
- stoplying8
I'm taking my 12 year old into the city tonight to see his first concert - a PG rapper called Connor Price. My son discovered him on youtube shorts I think and has played me a bunch of his tracks. My first show was U2 Joshua Tree in the spring of 1987. That's a long time ago.
- A good idea as an entertainer to target the kids n tweens audience who are still on the safe side of the fence https://www.youtube.…prophetone
- I bet his shows sell outprophetone
- my son and I went to see The Australian Pink Floyd Experience together when he was about the same age :) He's 19 now and goes to see shows all the timeexador1
- my first show was around 87 as well.. David Lee Roth if I recall correctly lol...exador1
- BTW embrace this time because next week they'll suddenly be 18 and you'll be taking them to a Ty Segall concert like I did w/ mine a few weeks agoprophetone
- Run DMC in 1988 was first gig for me. Amazing! Supported by Derek B.sab
- Awesome night! It's nice to hear a positive dude just rappin these silly little jams, no guns, drugs, champagne, dumb shit. My kid had a blast!stoplying
- nic and connor are nice... didn't even think about them as a second grade rapper... now that sb performance mumble...ArchitectofFate
- pusherbot4
https://www.nytimes.com/interact…
The Gen X Career Meltdown
It was nice of the Times to include all the ads for luxury brands in this article, so the gen x cynics can feel at home.
- Yikes, good news kids (*rolls eyes sarcastically)prophetone
- Just breathhhhe... and watch the Reality Bites trailer https://www.youtube.…prophetone
- BusterBoy6
Was at a party on Saturday night...there was a former TV presenter there....she's 64 fucking years old...and she was gorgeous!
Yeah, yeah...marychain vibes.
- Your post perfectly captures the spirit of this thread ;)OBBTKN
- GILF!ideaist
- At some point you realize, they aren't milfs, they're just women your age.lemmy_k
- Did you close?bainbridge
- bainbridge1
Guys, the man who played Batman in one of the major films in the 90s has died.
Not the old Batman TV show, like the cool Batman from the 90s, which wasn't so long ago, right?
- NBQ00-1
When's the last time a Gen-Z'r signed up on QBN?
- bigrobot0
When you remember a time when QBN was more design-shit, not idiots posting their political opinions.
- Your last design related post was about 10 years ago, you’ve never posted your own topic, just a lurkerPhanLo
- And what? Who gives a fuck? 99% of people on any platform go there to enjoy the content. So piss off, Scottie.bigrobot
- Post some design related content and stop cryingPhanLo
- ^kingsteven
