Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
- Started 9 years ago
- Last post a day ago
- 2,177 Responses
- lemmy_k1
I set an alarm for 9am so I wouldn't forget to do something. What the hell was it i was supposed to do?
- Thanks for reminding me! I had an alarm earlier named 'Grease' which I entirely forgot to attend to, but now have resolved thanks to you. Squeaky gate no more!Nairn
- ^ Good job you didn’t end up at Grease the musical. Easy mistake to make.mort_
- ^OBBTKN
- I've got alarm reminders...with words...and I still can't remember what I was supposed to doformed
- I forgot to set alarm reminderzaq
- simple... to be alarmed about the alarm...neverscared
- bainbridge4
I'm so tired a lot of the time.
- bainbridge0
Seeing successful people in their 20s who look like children
- CyBrainX20
I'm 62 today.
We had a round of layoffs at work. It would have been "funny" if they let me go for my birthday.- Damn dude********
- Happy birthday. What is 61 like as a designer?********
- I seems like yesterday.CyBrainX
- Happy birthday ya old bastard! What kind of feathers did you use back then when drawing on scrolls?YakuZoku
- I'm not here to make old jokes. In fact the last faces thread you looked great, I had no idea about ur age. I would guessed 40s...cherub
- Happy birthday! 62 is the new 47.mort_
- 62 years young my bruh, plenty of life left in the old dog :)mrAtor
- Happy birthday, 62 are the new 22 ;)
You still have a lot to give!!OBBTKN - all that experience - you must be worth a fortune to a companyhans_glib
- Don't forget to bring cake!milfhunter
- Time to leave the corporate world and become an artist.. it will be good for your soulSlashPeckham
- ^OBBTKN
- Happy Bday. You can be proud of yourself for getting this far in the industry.Longcopylover
- I really don't want to stop working which is good, considering I can't afford to retire.CyBrainX
- You outlived Ernest Hemingway.SimonFFM
- Lolz @SimonFFM!ideaist
- Time to take a mushroom vacationbezoar
- ^ I had too much wine last night. I feel my age today. I don't know how I'd handle a mushroom vacation.CyBrainX
- I'm 62 too so we must be QBN twins!Gardener
- Only another 30 years and you can retire.PhanLo
- HBD CyBrain :)utopian
- Thanks. I can picture myself working at least a little when I'm 92. I'm not going to stop liking pixels and polygons.CyBrainX
- Damn dude
- bainbridge5
My testosterone is low apparently.
Explains my soreness and exhaustion.
- Ice bathspalimpsest
- Tongat Ali and what palimp saidYakuZoku
- Cutting off Teslas on the freeway also boosts testosteroneYakuZoku
- Natural testosterone "injections" also work wonders.palimpsest
- And you'll be increasing dopamine at the go.
#biohackingpalimpsest - more Joe rogan_niko
- Diet & exercise homey; get jacked!!!ideaist
- I've read that prostate stimulation can jack testosterone levels.Nairn
- PrimalCoreActivationpalimpsest
- Don't ask me why I'm balding.Nairn
- Embrace the D is you want the T.palimpsest
- ^ That and you can also get testosterone donors to help with the levels.Continuity
- eat more nuts/seeds and foods w/healthy fats (avocados etc)... angle your diet a touch vegan (less booze) for a couple weeks and you'll be right back to normalPonyBoy
- 'more Joe Rogan' hahahhaaa burncherub
- All of our advice is equally valid.palimpsest
- If you fap to an episode of Joe Rogan and then eat your cum your T levels will increase tenfold.palimpsest
- ^Flol!!cherub
- Palip, I wonder if he watches his own episodes.cherub
- For sure he does, there's nothing else worthwhile out there for him.
Pull my tape up Jamie!palimpsest - Andrew Tate Serumutopian
- Gives new meaning to "pinning test".Continuity
- Eat raw meat my boymilfhunter
- "Eat"
"raw meat"
"my boy"palimpsest - Testosterone "from the tap".palimpsest
- Maybe consider microdosing test.Continuity
- do cocaine !Krassy
- Akagiyama11
- the reverse elbow was the dopest move_niko
- the excitement of playing the game on your own floppy disks after copying it off one of your friend's....spl33nidoru
- *INSERT DISK 2*
^That was where I ran to get doritos and a Mt DewAkagiyama - I remember having a dual disc IBM clone and so did my friends, and yes, was very exciting to duplicate copies of Kings quest, etc.prophetone
- We weren’t cool enough to have double dragon at that point, I wish we did!prophetone
- Memories are resurfacing! Even better than copying it yourself was giving your friend new blanks for him to bring you the copy the next day! Oh my.spl33nidoru
- Kings quest! Space quest! Leisure Suit Larry! *sigh*Akagiyama
- Police Quest also fab! We so addicted to Kings Quest back in the day.sab
- akiersky-1
- doggydoggdog1
I'm tired a lot, not really getting boners anymore, need to lose 20 lbs
- Exercise your wiener by doing lots of kegels, and pick up an outdoor activity so you can get that heartbeat strong, the weight will dropYakuZoku
- utopian1
AARP keeps bombarding me with their "join now" junk mail on a weekly basis.
- CyBrainX6
- Sadly true, but, my capacity for wonder at this topic has long ceased to surprise me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
- Good point. Humanity has me numb from too many apocalyptic shocks already.CyBrainX
- or A.I made horrors... competition is a booming...neverscared
- Pigeon-love?Nairn
- doggydoggdog0
You start looking up reddit threads about being tired
- doggydoggdog0
When a new coworker looks like a child.
- doggydoggdog0
When you do nothing a need a break.
- doggydoggdog1
When your hands hurt from normal activities.
- doggydoggdog9
Buying more things seems stupid.
- apart from records of courseGardener
- Buying less things is stupider.palimpsest
- because you are dying soon?milfhunter
- Yupdoggydoggdog
- I buy fewer things so I can have more experiences instead.jagara
- "Buying fewer things" assumes that buying is the default.
When you buy you are forcibly buying more things.palimpsest - errjagara
- YakuZoku0
I changed my Call of Duty clan tag to {AARP} today
- OBBTKN3
LOL
