Circumcision
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- garbage1
I must have had a good chop, because I have no complaints. My brother wasn't allowed, because only the firstborn gets the right? Religion is weird.
- What religion is this?palimpsest
- The church of Donald Christ of latter day grifters_niko
- Parents were A/B testing?Nairn
- lol to all.garbage
- Heavy SBC. They drew the line at snake wiggling and tongues. I did meet some of both.garbage
- Nairn7
- I'll try it, even if I am whole.palimpsest
- always handy to have one spare in casehans_glib
- Haha, always there to help out!! I'm sure my colleague saw the website on my screen as i got the most awkward of looksIanbolton
- The donor section tripped me out lol_niko
- sarahfailin1
i've said it before and i'll say it again. i was circumcised at birth and i don't see any reason why my parents should have done it. i wish they hadn't. i would not circumcise my children if i had any.
- hydro74-1
- _niko6
A good friend of mine who is Pakistani refused to circumcise his kids which caused a shitstorm with his ultra religious family.
- I hope they didn't sever ties over it.palimpsest
- He’s cut off nowGnash
- He's a no-goodie-hoodie!PhanLo
- Personal stories like this that pull back the veil are important.Continuity
- lol I’ll sharia comments with him_niko
- As long as they don't go over his head.palimpsest
- Still, I'm happy to know your friend is standing tall like this for something he believes in.Continuity
- agree, lesser men would shrivel at the thought of going against tradition_niko
- Thanks for sharing, this is a problem that needed to be uncovered.palimpsest
- I suspect that this problem is a complex one, pali. I think you'd need to peel back the layers to really get to the core of it.Continuity
- You're right, there's no clean-cut solution.palimpsest
- Let's all just try to rollback a little here.fadein11
- But why, fadey? I'd like to think that progress only happens when we rise to the occasion.Continuity
- it's a clean cut issue to me.fadein11
- And we're only looking at the tip of the problem, it stretches centuries.palimpsest
- nb-1
Recently I was having a beer with some friends and this guy (not really a friend, more like “guy I know”) who wasn’t circumcised at birth said it bothered him his whole life so he went in to get it done finally when he was in his late 30s
He said he REALLY wished his parents had circumcised him at birth so he could have avoided all those feelings as a kid growing up and also not had to bother as an adult.
So yeah I guess parents can’t fucking win *shrug*
- The guys name?
Albert Einstein.palimpsest - At least you can still get circumcised later. you can't get un-circumcised.sarahfailin
- Do you think doctors keep those skins in a jar in the fridge? Maybe ask for 1 and duct tape it on.pango
- The guys name?
- palimpsest1
- geniUSRamanisky2
- #sciencepalimpsest
- lolfadein11
- Fake Newsutopian
- Alternative facts.palimpsest
- Haha, Just saying what everyone else is thinkingIanbolton
- LOLd_gitale
- https://media.tenor.…milfhunter
- utopian-2
Smelly penis: 6 causes and how to treat them
- erm, washing could be an idea, just sayinghans_glib
- https://upload.wikim…palimpsest
- You shower, right? Bingo.formed
- Continuity5
- Cut it out, guys!palimpsest
- I see what you did there!Continuity
- https://media.tenor.…tank02
- @palimpsest lolKrassy
- He's here all week, folks.
Try the calamari.Continuity - With all the trimmings!palimpsest
- shaft14
When you tell people anywhere in Europe that in America most men are circumcised at birth, the first reaction is always disbelief — you either have to be joking or were misunderstood.
- Why would you wilfully butcher your sons penis?PhanLo
- For science.palimpsest
- Also, username checks out.palimpsest
- LolYakuZoku
- the reason was for hygiene, now people are questioning that.doesnotexist
- There's no hygienic reason for it, that was just made up by people thousands of years ago who also believed in talking bushes.PhanLo
- Yeah, for hygiene.
In the 21st century.
"Not a belief system".palimpsest - I just read a story from a 16 year old who was never taught to clean the smegma from his uncircumcised penis. It was so caked that it damaged the nerves.mathinc
- Did he win the lawsuit?palimpsest
- hahahaha! Amazing.PhanLo
- It's improving. 58.3% of newborns are circumcised in the US. Eventually we'll catch up to the rest of the world. We're slow with that progress thing.formed
- It did not start because of "hygiene". That's trying to post-rationalize something that is archaic.formed
- Circumcision is retarded as fuck and gay as hell.crazyprick
- totally read that as "the first erection is always disbelief"fadein11
- it actually did start like that in the us. they circumsize everyone unless you explicitly tell them not to.doesnotexist
- https://www.medicine…doesnotexist
- It's specifically designed to create trauma early on so one can be callous and lack empathy in later life. It's child abuse.newcunt
- The idea that God created one in his image but you then need to cut off the end of the penis is just about the most idiotic thing imaginable.newcunt
- the idea of a god is the most idiotic thing imaginablemonospaced
- There are better, more reasonable arguments for trimming your children.palimpsest
- mono knows what happens when we die, but won't sharedoesnotexist
- You got it, chief:
Rigor mortis, postmortem lividity, decomposition.palimpsest - nobody knows what happens when we die, not that is relevantmonospaced
- Live your truth.palimpsest
- Mmmm, trimmingsGnash
- Cise mattersstoplying
- ^apparentlystoplying
- I think the idea that the complexity of life is a meaningless random accident is the lowest form of human intelligence.newcunt
- lol, of course you domonospaced
- so you prefer to give up learning about reality in favor of chalking it up to a “god,” and call that intelligent, live your truthmonospaced
- just as much as no one knows where a possible god comes from, we can't possibly know what happened before the singularity. it could be a god, just unlikely theephix
- god of the bible.ephix
- hey, go ahead and redefine god any way you see fit to fill the gap, people have done that for millennia to fit their needsmonospaced
- I go by what one of the dictionary definitions is.ephix
- US has the highest percentage of people circumcised for none-religious reason + none science reason.pango
- Yup. We're ass-backward on a ton of things here. 2 steps forward, 1 back.formed
- You're still moving forward but at half the speed.palimpsest
- mono you good? jfcdoesnotexist
- of course I'm good, I can't control how mouth-frothing triggered garbage is going to get every time anyone criticizes religionmonospaced
- Well yes but they cut the end of your dick off so obviously you're going to be damaged. It all makes sense now.newcunt
- Arnt we all damaged? In the grand scheme of things.pango
- Some more than others.newcunt
- That couldn't be more true. Seriously, you need to go see a therapist. Hope you get well soon.pango
- I need to see a therapist because I have different opinions to you? LOL you people are fucked.newcunt
- No. Because you are unhinged.
Take care bro.pango - You think I'm unhinged because I have different opinions to you. You people don't even understand your own stance. lolnewcunt
- there is different opinion. and then there's is relentlessly sharing ones opinion when nobody wants none of it.pango
- you're like a preacher on the intersection with a mega phone. "THe END Is NIGH! SURRENDER YOU'RE SELF TO THe LORD!!"pango
- And when someone finally offers you a platform to expose your ideas you go into hiding.palimpsest
- utopian0
How many M&Ms or Skittles can you hide in your foreskin?
- Under, idiotcrazyprick
- Taste the rainbow!palimpsest
- Tastes like fromunda cheese.elahon
- crazyprick0
Honk twice if you have a foreskin.
- PhanLo10
- Here we go again!
:Dpalimpsest - They done hoodwinked us again!PhanLo
- Been here since the DAWN of QBN ... and just now I see that we have a Circumcision thread. The more you Know.Ramanisky2
- I was here before you.palimpsest
- QBN - where foreskins become contentious.CyBrainX
- Yay, the Male Genital Mutilation thread is back!
Ugh.Continuity - Love my circ. Would chop it again if I couldnb
- It's all good in the hood.utopian
- I don’t think anyone who’s circumcised would consider themselves mutilated. Lol.monospaced
- My body my choice.palimpsest
- I understand religious, cultural & even aesthetic reasons (looks dope AF). But nipping your churren for science is on a whole nother level.palimpsest
- Front page lolmonospaced
- @mono many rightfully feel mutilated, there are social movements based on this.
https://en.wikipedia…sofas - "I deserved it."palimpsest
- There might be some. Doubt it.monospaced
- Do you know who else doesn't feel mutilated?
People that weren't circumcised.palimpsest - Ear piercings are also a type of mutilation but it's for aesthetic reasons.palimpsest
- In South America it's culturally acceptable to pierce baby girls' ears. But we don't chop the lobes off for health reason. They learn to wash behind their ears.palimpsest
- Here we go again!
- imbecile1
From 2001... Man Sues For Loss of Foreskin
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story…
Given the choice, William Stowell says he would have kept his foreskin.
Since the choice was made for him, he is suing the hospital where he was born and circumcised for depriving him of "the pleasure of natural, normal sexual intercourse."
Stowell says his sex life would be much better if he had been allowed to keep his foreskin — the loose fold of skin that covers the tip of the penis. But his mother denied that to him when she signed a circumcision consent form in the maternity ward where she gave birth; she says now that it was a mistake.
- Hope he cashes in :)Gnash
- Interesting, but who cares about plaintiffs. Headline might as well be "Man argues that money will somehow help him get over his circumcision"nb
- This was settled privately over a decade ago.monospaced
- If women were forced to undergo general mutilation to reduce pleasure under the guise of religion or cleanliness or some buklshit there would be riots_niko
- Feminists would lose their shit and rightfully so. So why do we let boys suffer? Barbaric_niko
- No evidence that it reduces pleasure. Mild health benefitsnb
- Not true people who have been circumcised later in life report a great reduction in pleasure_niko
- I certainly am not suffering. Neither are most circumcised men.monospaced
- It’s a cultGnash