Circumcision
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- cuke4261
Oh wait best part:
They put this little plastic cap thing on it to help it heal, they said it would fall off naturally.
A week later I was changing him, the little plastic thing was 98% off, just dangling on the edge of his penis; I pulled gently and could see it was almost off. Instinctively I pulled it to free it - TONS of blood started coming out from what was apparently an unhealed scab on a sensitive area.
Having only been a dad for a few days I was SURE I pulled my sons dick off or mutilated it beyond repair and was sobbing and freaking out, holy shit I felt so bad.A day later it was all healed up and fine, but man being a dad is rough you feel like a dickhead every second because you love this little dude so much so your mistakes are magnified x100
- cuke4260
I had my son circumcised; wife had an emergency c-section early so hadnt ever even crossed my mind. I was super panicked, didn't want to cause this perfect boy pain. The doctors said infection was higher uncut, so I reluctantly conceded.
NO ANESTHESIA WAS USED: apparently they can't even give newborns anesthesia as their bodies are too small or something. They gave him sugar-water which would help ease any pain, the doc explained why at the time but I forget now.
HE CRIED when it was cut, and I did too. I was right there with him. He cried for about 20 seconds was all.
That was it, NBD.- any doc saying there are more infections is just an idiot.coldarchon
- ...because YOU are smarter than a doctor...LOL designersmarychain
- you pull off your skin if you have acne?coldarchon
- sadpanda0
Uncut - All the way!
- Sad Panda is sad!utopian
- pshhhh, you had no problems with the alternative from what I can remember ;)monospaced
- Ew.detritus
- deathboy0
need some ladies to comment on which style they prefer in their orifices. as far as aesthetic id take the hood off. seems more aerodynamic too
- pull it back a bit and voila!, no chopping necessary. when erect they both look the same._niko
- yea but hey when youre not hard at least you dont look like you have a dog dickdeathboy
- you don't look like a dog dick it you pull it back. plus if chicks are seeing it flaccid there might be bigger problems lol._niko
- OSFA0
100SFA!!!!!!!!!!
- OSFA0
oh and...
- OSFA0
Hey guys, in case anyone wants, I volunteer to circumcise y'all. I took a 2 hour class at a Community Center and can give you a good price.
Actually, first ten are free (just to make sure I'm doing it right)
- registe0
lol wtf
- raf0
Again, I am sure 95% of people not from the US have their eyes peeled out in stupor when reading here about 'choice', be it parent's or kid's.
The whole concept of doing it is just as absurd as cutting off the kid's nose to avoid sneezing in their future. OK, it is performed but only in rare occasions of medical necessity.If it's done, it's done, no biggie. But those earlobe-stretching tubular earrings or those tribal plates placed under cut-out lower lips make just as much sense to non-Americans.
- wordmonospaced
- choice it is. I feel like this topic got as serious as religion.k_temp
- amen !set
- Frosty_spl0
My cut dick is awesome!!
- doesnotexist0
it's also used for t-cells
quit whining and play the hand you're dealt
haHA
- mg330
Wait... I thought it was better to get infants circumcised because they cry all the time anyways from the moment of arrival so what's the difference?
- TheBlueOne0
Let's just say I have a "friend" who was circumcised. At some point in his late 20's he got what are called penile adhesions - basically when some of the cut skin from the foreskin grows back. It's painful because it isn't so elastic - makes sex kinda painful. So you basically have to go under the knife again to cut that off. Trust me, you don't want to be giving your kid the option of cutting it off at 18. It a horribly painful procedure for about two weeks. The mere inkling or an erectile thought is pain inducing. And morning wood is an evil, vile happening for that time when you have a giant healing wound on your penis. This is a problem infants do not have (i.e erections). So don't not get your kid circumcised only to offer it to him later as an option as then he will know ungodly pain. And if you get him circumcised make sure whoever is doing it is doing a quality job. At least, that's what my friend said.
- Anyone with a baby boy knows infants can get erections so stfu there...oddslob
- mg330
For April Fools someday I've always wanted to file a fake lawsuit against my parents for having me circumcised. They'd be so confused... It would be awesome.
- Continuity0
I'm dying to know how all of these uncut penises get infected. Come on folks, do you not not wash your own or your sons' cocks? I mean seriously. This isn't the Dark Ages; grab that bar of soap, and get washing.
- mg330
What we need is a good old fashioned QBN foreskin restoration challenge!
- BusterBoy0
I throw the circumcision debate in the same bucket as gay marriage and abortion. It should be a choice and those who choose to do it should not be pilloried.
When my born, I told the doctors that I wanted my son circumcised but was very quickly told I was being barbaric. No doctor where my son was born would do it. My wife also said it was a bad idea.
He is now 7 years old and unfortunately for him, has had had a number of infections. Our GP has advised these probably would not have happened had he been circumcised.
I'm not saying it right for everyone, but it turns out we now have to go through the process of having a 7 year old boy circumcised which will cause him much more trauma than had it been done at birth.
- 'When my SON was born...'BusterBoy
- Sorry to hear. What infections specifically? Just from dirt or bacteria?mg33
- No it should not be an option at birth. It should only be done for medical necessity and even then it's usually overkill.Pupsipu
- Doctors probably not used to deling with infections because everyone used to be cutPupsipu
- Had 3 urinary tract infections...1 which meant hospitalisation. Not from lack of hygiene BTW.BusterBoy
- i have one son who is 9, one who is 6 and between the two i think there's been 1 minor infection, total. Gotten rid of without dr helplocustsloth
- As I said, it's not a one size fits all argument. Happy for people not to have it done.BusterBoy
- sorry to hear that, hope everything turns out well for your kid and family.k_temp
- mg330
I think that lots of men here have foreskin envy, and would choose to not circumcise a son because of the subconscious thinking that they want their son to have what they don't have... Which is fucking gross because what are you gonna do sit and stare at the kids dick all day? you'll get the cops called on you for sure.
- The kid is more likely to jerk off than get someone pregnant as a teen.Pupsipu