Circumcision
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- Nairn7
- I'll try it, even if I am whole.palimpsest
- always handy to have one spare in casehans_glib
- Haha, always there to help out!! I'm sure my colleague saw the website on my screen as i got the most awkward of looksIanbolton
- The donor section tripped me out lol_niko
- garbage1
I must have had a good chop, because I have no complaints. My brother wasn't allowed, because only the firstborn gets the right? Religion is weird.
- What religion is this?palimpsest
- The church of Donald Christ of latter day grifters_niko
- Parents were A/B testing?Nairn
- lol to all.garbage
- Heavy SBC. They drew the line at snake wiggling and tongues. I did meet some of both.garbage
- shaft14
When you tell people anywhere in Europe that in America most men are circumcised at birth, the first reaction is always disbelief — you either have to be joking or were misunderstood.
- Why would you wilfully butcher your sons penis?PhanLo
- For science.palimpsest
- Also, username checks out.palimpsest
- LolYakuZoku
- the reason was for hygiene, now people are questioning that.doesnotexist
- There's no hygienic reason for it, that was just made up by people thousands of years ago who also believed in talking bushes.PhanLo
- Yeah, for hygiene.
In the 21st century.
"Not a belief system".palimpsest - I just read a story from a 16 year old who was never taught to clean the smegma from his uncircumcised penis. It was so caked that it damaged the nerves.mathinc
- Did he win the lawsuit?palimpsest
- hahahaha! Amazing.PhanLo
- It's improving. 58.3% of newborns are circumcised in the US. Eventually we'll catch up to the rest of the world. We're slow with that progress thing.formed
- It did not start because of "hygiene". That's trying to post-rationalize something that is archaic.formed
- Circumcision is retarded as fuck and gay as hell.crazyprick
- totally read that as "the first erection is always disbelief"fadein11
- it actually did start like that in the us. they circumsize everyone unless you explicitly tell them not to.doesnotexist
- https://www.medicine…doesnotexist
- It's specifically designed to create trauma early on so one can be callous and lack empathy in later life. It's child abuse.newcunt
- The idea that God created one in his image but you then need to cut off the end of the penis is just about the most idiotic thing imaginable.newcunt
- the idea of a god is the most idiotic thing imaginablemonospaced
- There are better, more reasonable arguments for trimming your children.palimpsest
- mono knows what happens when we die, but won't sharedoesnotexist
- You got it, chief:
Rigor mortis, postmortem lividity, decomposition.palimpsest - nobody knows what happens when we die, not that is relevantmonospaced
- Live your truth.palimpsest
- Mmmm, trimmingsGnash
- Cise mattersstoplying
- ^apparentlystoplying
- I think the idea that the complexity of life is a meaningless random accident is the lowest form of human intelligence.newcunt
- lol, of course you domonospaced
- so you prefer to give up learning about reality in favor of chalking it up to a “god,” and call that intelligent, live your truthmonospaced
- just as much as no one knows where a possible god comes from, we can't possibly know what happened before the singularity. it could be a god, just unlikely theephix
- god of the bible.ephix
- hey, go ahead and redefine god any way you see fit to fill the gap, people have done that for millennia to fit their needsmonospaced
- I go by what one of the dictionary definitions is.ephix
- US has the highest percentage of people circumcised for none-religious reason + none science reason.pango
- Yup. We're ass-backward on a ton of things here. 2 steps forward, 1 back.formed
- You're still moving forward but at half the speed.palimpsest
- mono you good? jfcdoesnotexist
- of course I'm good, I can't control how mouth-frothing triggered garbage is going to get every time anyone criticizes religionmonospaced
- Well yes but they cut the end of your dick off so obviously you're going to be damaged. It all makes sense now.newcunt
- Arnt we all damaged? In the grand scheme of things.pango
- Some more than others.newcunt
- That couldn't be more true. Seriously, you need to go see a therapist. Hope you get well soon.pango
- I need to see a therapist because I have different opinions to you? LOL you people are fucked.newcunt
- No. Because you are unhinged.
Take care bro.pango - You think I'm unhinged because I have different opinions to you. You people don't even understand your own stance. lolnewcunt
- there is different opinion. and then there's is relentlessly sharing ones opinion when nobody wants none of it.pango
- you're like a preacher on the intersection with a mega phone. "THe END Is NIGH! SURRENDER YOU'RE SELF TO THe LORD!!"pango
- And when someone finally offers you a platform to expose your ideas you go into hiding.palimpsest
- palimpsest1
- geniUSRamanisky2
- #sciencepalimpsest
- lolfadein11
- Fake Newsutopian
- Alternative facts.palimpsest
- Haha, Just saying what everyone else is thinkingIanbolton
- LOLd_gitale
- https://media.tenor.…milfhunter
- nb-1
Recently I was having a beer with some friends and this guy (not really a friend, more like “guy I know”) who wasn’t circumcised at birth said it bothered him his whole life so he went in to get it done finally when he was in his late 30s
He said he REALLY wished his parents had circumcised him at birth so he could have avoided all those feelings as a kid growing up and also not had to bother as an adult.
So yeah I guess parents can’t fucking win *shrug*
- The guys name?
Albert Einstein.palimpsest - At least you can still get circumcised later. you can't get un-circumcised.sarahfailin
- Do you think doctors keep those skins in a jar in the fridge? Maybe ask for 1 and duct tape it on.pango
- The guys name?
- sarahfailin1
i've said it before and i'll say it again. i was circumcised at birth and i don't see any reason why my parents should have done it. i wish they hadn't. i would not circumcise my children if i had any.
- _niko6
A good friend of mine who is Pakistani refused to circumcise his kids which caused a shitstorm with his ultra religious family.
- I hope they didn't sever ties over it.palimpsest
- He’s cut off nowGnash
- He's a no-goodie-hoodie!PhanLo
- Personal stories like this that pull back the veil are important.Continuity
- lol I’ll sharia comments with him_niko
- As long as they don't go over his head.palimpsest
- Still, I'm happy to know your friend is standing tall like this for something he believes in.Continuity
- agree, lesser men would shrivel at the thought of going against tradition_niko
- Thanks for sharing, this is a problem that needed to be uncovered.palimpsest
- I suspect that this problem is a complex one, pali. I think you'd need to peel back the layers to really get to the core of it.Continuity
- You're right, there's no clean-cut solution.palimpsest
- Let's all just try to rollback a little here.fadein11
- But why, fadey? I'd like to think that progress only happens when we rise to the occasion.Continuity
- it's a clean cut issue to me.fadein11
- And we're only looking at the tip of the problem, it stretches centuries.palimpsest
- ApeRobot3
So "God" made us at his own image, is he circumcised?
Or did he made a mistake?
Like sorry guys, i've made a mistake while creating you, so could you cut that foreskin please, sorry for the inconvenience.- Which god?monospaced
- Yeah exactly, idiotic logic by the religerlous_niko
- utopian-2
Smelly penis: 6 causes and how to treat them
- erm, washing could be an idea, just sayinghans_glib
- https://upload.wikim…palimpsest
- You shower, right? Bingo.formed
- PhanLo10
- Here we go again!
:Dpalimpsest - They done hoodwinked us again!PhanLo
- Been here since the DAWN of QBN ... and just now I see that we have a Circumcision thread. The more you Know.Ramanisky2
- I was here before you.palimpsest
- QBN - where foreskins become contentious.CyBrainX
- Yay, the Male Genital Mutilation thread is back!
Ugh.Continuity - Love my circ. Would chop it again if I couldnb
- It's all good in the hood.utopian
- I don’t think anyone who’s circumcised would consider themselves mutilated. Lol.monospaced
- My body my choice.palimpsest
- I understand religious, cultural & even aesthetic reasons (looks dope AF). But nipping your churren for science is on a whole nother level.palimpsest
- Front page lolmonospaced
- @mono many rightfully feel mutilated, there are social movements based on this.
https://en.wikipedia…sofas - "I deserved it."palimpsest
- There might be some. Doubt it.monospaced
- Do you know who else doesn't feel mutilated?
People that weren't circumcised.palimpsest - Ear piercings are also a type of mutilation but it's for aesthetic reasons.palimpsest
- In South America it's culturally acceptable to pierce baby girls' ears. But we don't chop the lobes off for health reason. They learn to wash behind their ears.palimpsest
- Here we go again!
- utopian0
How many M&Ms or Skittles can you hide in your foreskin?
- Under, idiotcrazyprick
- Taste the rainbow!palimpsest
- Tastes like fromunda cheese.elahon
- Continuity5
- Cut it out, guys!palimpsest
- I see what you did there!Continuity
- https://media.tenor.…tank02
- @palimpsest lolKrassy
- He's here all week, folks.
Try the calamari.Continuity - With all the trimmings!palimpsest
- crazyprick0
Honk twice if you have a foreskin.
- raf0
It is a tradition that maybe made sense four thousand years ago in a middle-eastern desert where hygiene was poor and water to wash your cock daily scarce but in today's west it is just an unnecessary trauma/mutilation passed from father to son.
Most people in Europe (where nobody sane even considers doing it) don't even know it is so commonly performed in the US and usually are horrified when they hear about it—unless I don't know something.
In the end most American men say it's practical and in the grand scheme of things harmless, but for fuck's sake, give me one good reason to do this to your newborn child!
Wikipedia:
"infant circumcision rates in the United States holds that 30% of newborn American boys were being circumcised in 1900, 55% in 1925, and 72% in 1950."One could only imagine what sort money this has been for the medical industry...
Oh wait:
"Circumcision is not covered by health insurance as it is not a medically necessary procedure so you will have to pay for the full cost yourself out of pocket. Circumcision with general anesthesia should cost between $2000 and $3000. This includes the doctor performing the procedure and the anesthesiologist. Circumcision of adults is less expensive, as adults can opt to have only local anesthesia."also...
"Circumcision is extremely rare in the world outside the United States, and even within the United States, the circumcision rate has dropped by more than half. In 1980 over 80% of newborns in the United States were circumcised while in 2007 less than 40% of infants were circumcised."
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_mu…
2 million boys born a year, times $2K: it is a potential 4 billion dollar market. If you err... cap it, that is.
- $2000-$3000? get a mac book pro instead with that :)pinkfloyd
- Health insurance covers it.404NotFound
- The doctor gets his bill paid, either wayraf
- general anesthesia for jewish males is a cotton ball dipped in scotch and placed in mouth..e-pill
- i never heard ever of this $2-3K price tag.. perhaps that is what non jews do.. meh..e-pill
- Agree with e-pill What orifice did you pull the $2-$3K amount out of? and that GENERAL ANESTHESIOLOGIST BULLSHIT you r just FEARMONGERING they use novacaineUNCUT_is_GROSS
- _niko0
There is also a trend where circumcised men are re-stretching out their foreskins, and returning some of the sensitivity and pleasure that gets lost with circumcision.
- reverse fleshlight?GeorgesII
- I remember a college mate talking about this.pinkfloyd
- << this is so weakyeeblazer
- by stretching the skin around the head is going to do NOTHING to return sensitivity there are only so many nerve endings stretching does not create moreUNCUT_is_GROSS
- monospaced-1
I'm glad I am.
- same here just because im ignorant to being un cutmoldero
- I thank God my parents had me circumcised UNCUT COCKS are UGLY I got a beautiful Dick but it would not be if it wasn't cut. Some UC the skin doesn't retractUNCUT_is_GROSS
- pinkfloyd1
There's some countries in Africa where they circumcise the women. After circumcision, the women can never get pleasured from sex.
- I wouldn't call that circumcision.kgvs72
- lol wtfmoldero
- criiiiiiinggsea_sea
- eismith
- female circumcision is really a clit removal its equal to removing the tip of your dick not the foreskin.tredesigns
- dark ages tradition, absolutely disgustingBennn
- NOT EVEN CLOSE to the SAME THING Why would you bring this up here. Uncut men often can't last long enough to make a woman cum!UNCUT_is_GROSS
- pr22
no woman will say no only because you penis is uncircumcised but all of them will tell you that between those two they prefer uncircumcised.
this is 21st century why would you even conciser putting sharp objects next to your cock?
- +10Sutteklut
- Its obvious that you had big jury!armin
- Many, many women dislike uncircumcised penises.boobs
- they just arent used to seeing them (at least in the states). uncircumcised is no big deal.alouette
- My wife always cringes when she sees an uncut one. Like a turtle's head she saysfyoucher1
- If you ever want a girl to suck his Dick when he is older AND LIKE IT, you will have him clipped at birth! UNCUT dicks are SO UGLY like a SEA WORM.UNCUT_is_GROSS