Circumcision

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  • nb0

    Everyone has an opinion on this, but how many people here are circumcised and now wish they hadn't been? Are you mad at your parents?

    • I'll go first. I'm circumcised and have never felt bad about it. Not for a second.nb
    • dittomonospaced
  • ApeRobot3

    So "God" made us at his own image, is he circumcised?
    Or did he made a mistake?
    Like sorry guys, i've made a mistake while creating you, so could you cut that foreskin please, sorry for the inconvenience.

  • Bennn12

    QBN, your #1 source to be up to date in graphic design and circumcision! Since 1999!

  • PhanLo0

    • I wonder what the reaction would be if a man was hosting a program on breast augmentation. The Guardian is being pretty fucking tone deaf on this.zarkonite
    • I dunno. I see this as a learning process on her part, so I think it was handled appropriately.cannonball1978
    • Not bad, pretty much concludes the reality that it's done "'cause I want my son to look like me" or religion.formed
  • Nairn3

    oh dear, i just google 'circumcision restraint board' (because, why not?) thinking i'd post ian image of one here.. and in the results there's a thumbnail of the board with a real fucking baby and bloodied genitalia.

    *instant no, fuck off, ctrl+w

    i really don't get why you'd do that to your kid, unless you had to.

  • shapesalad5

    Operations go wrong - no one worry about that in regards to Circumcision? I mean... the is a chance, a % rate, of these procedure going wrong and things getting messed on a scale of 'ok' to 'horrific'. Unless you really need the procedure for serious reasons, why chance it for yourself, or risk it for your offspring.

    • *there is a...*shapesalad
    • https://www.independ…Nairn
    • My 3 y/o was detected with a condition in his kidneys before birth. Basically 1/6 of his kidneys are damaged. His foreskin was also not 'conventional' at birth.deadsperm
    • The specialist we saw said that he might need a circumcision. He gets yearly checkups. When he turned 1 the specialist said it wasn't really necessary.deadsperm
    • We would have been OK with either of his recommendations. We also benefit from universal healthcare.
      My kid is #healthy despite not being on a keto diet.
      deadsperm
    • It’s a very simply and fast procedure (not much of an operation).monospaced
    • It was still unnecessary in our case.
      For health reasons according to the surgeon.
      deadsperm
    • He was getting paid either way.deadsperm
    • @monospaced
      To be clear: if you said a clipped tricked out dick looks badass I would have your back.
      My only issue is claiming it's for health reasons.
      deadsperm
    • I don't see the logic in being anti-flat earth, anti-religion and being pro circumcision for health reasons.deadsperm
    • I personally don't think anyone who circumcises needs to give a reason or make anyone satisfied with a reason.monospaced
    • if their reason is for looks, or tradition, that's their own call and they don't need to answer to internet strangers who might not be happy with the reasonmonospaced
    • Anyway, I wasn't talking to you. I was responding to the original post here from shapesalad.monospaced
    • It's an irreversible decision so that might be where your militantism is coming from.
      It's all good though.
      deadsperm
    • Believing in God, that the earth is flat or dinosaurs are extinct are also personal beliefs that need not be judged.
      Matthew 7:3
      deadsperm
    • I'm OK with anyone acting like an idiot, I've done it many times myself, I will call them them out when they do it in name of science though.deadsperm
    • militantism? not remotely. it's also not an idiotic decision.monospaced
    • @monospaced
      Honestly: I don't considered QBN members as internet strangers that's why it surprises me that you hold this position.
      deadsperm
    • Let's say that I respect your opinion and leave it at that.deadsperm
    • I feel a lot of people around here are extremely judgemental and anti-circumcision, and are demanding some sort of reason for it, then saying there isn't onemonospaced
    • I feel you, man. People act the same way about dinosaur extinction.
      Live the truth.
      deadsperm
    • lolmonospaced
    • Well, let's just say I was deemed in need of circumcision at age 5. But when I became a teenager I felt something didn't look right. Had to have it corrected atshapesalad
    • 18 because it looked like it had been hacked by a junior doctor. It caused a lot of stress during my teenage years. It was more than likely not required.shapesalad
  • deadsperm13

    • Step 3 update:
      "It’s a very simply [sic] and fast procedure."
      deadsperm
    • Day in the Life of the Trump administrationutopian
    • no Aardvark snoot here. I love my cut cock, and so do the ladies.lambsy
  • Bennn2

    it seems to be related to prevent masturbashun ... Religion doesnt like you to mustarbate! You shall not mustarbate, it open the gates of Hell.

    • Jesus is watching u musterbate, and he like's it. Wait, no, it's a sin....but why is he watching then? What a perv.ApeRobot
    • Wrong religion Bennnmonospaced
  • deadsperm0

    I don't think there will be a consensus on the issue so I'll leave this here.


    How 'muricans see themselves circumcising for health reasons.
    How the rest of the world sees them.

    • Kid on the right looks pretty bad assdbloc
    • Didn't have the time to replace the tramp stamp with a 'Don't Tread On Me' one. Woulda been baller!deadsperm
    • lol @ thinking only Americans circumcisedbloc
    • It's Americans that use the 'health reasons' logic. #gethookedonphonicsdeadsperm
    • since you've done the research, what is the reasoning in other countries.dbloc
    • Religious and that makes more sense to me.
      See my comments on your previous post.
      deadsperm
    • ehh. religion is another topic.dbloc
    • You can't glue the pieces back, so fuck the haters.The Lord's validation is all you need.
      God bless.
      deadsperm
    • It's getting better, thankfully. I am not, my nephews aren't and I know plenty that aren't. Not everyone lives with a head in the sand.formed
    • tramp stamp lolutopian
    • Is there a correlation between the lack of universal healthcare and the incredibly higher costs of medical procedures in the USA...deadsperm
    • ... and their doctors pushing circumcision for health reasons?deadsperm
    • It doesn’t generate money ffsmonospaced
    • I thought you had to pay extra for the option, like low-profile tires on your new ride.deadsperm
    • https://www.mdsave.c…deadsperm
    • that's because you're ignorant AFmonospaced
    • https://i.ytimg.com/…deadsperm
  • dbloc-11

    I just did it with my 2 boys because overall it's a cleaner situation down there. It's really not that big of a deal. Another example of people trying to force their views on other. Do what you want to do and quit trying to change what other people do.

    • But you'll teach them to wash their hands, clean their ears, and brush their teeth instead of removing them.i_monk
    • And you literally had your kids' bodies altered then complain about people "forcing their views"?i_monk
    • Lol. Tiny cock chopping savage.PhanLo
    • parents make a lot of decisions for their children. We are also vaccinating them. I know I know, that's controversial as well.dbloc
    • When a uncircumcised man is naked, he's not really naked because he has a hoodie on.robotron3k
    • It is cleaner in the eyes of the Lord and that is the all validation you need, brother.
      Genesis 17:13
      deadsperm
    • good looking out dbloc!utopian
    • no helmet cheese for the boysutopian
    • It takes seconds to clean.i_monk
    • Cleanliness takes a lifetime and true commitment.deadsperm
    • You say to God, ‘My beliefs are flawless and I am pure in your sight.’deadsperm
    • Oh, how I wish that God would speak, that he would open his lips against you and disclose to you the secrets of wisdom, for true wisdom has two sides.deadsperm
    • Know this: God has even forgotten some of your sin.
      ...
      deadsperm
    • Surely he recognizes deceivers; and when he sees evil, does he not take note?
      But the witless can no more become wise than a wild donkey’s colt can born human.
      deadsperm
    • Vaccines are the opposite of circumcision.PhanLo
    • some would say vaccines are more dangerous than a circumcision.dbloc
    • We got a new tagline:
      Circumcision: Low-Risk, High-Reward!
      deadsperm
    • Another example of people trying to force their views on other.Nairn
    • Is it healthier for a man in his 70s+ with dementia to have had the snip as a child? Or does it cause problems for unsnipped?shapesalad
    • Clinical studies show that foreskin can cause Male Vapours in children as young as 2 months.deadsperm
    • Male Vapours are the main cause in sexual deviancy which can lead to masturbation during puberty which in turn leads to blindness.
      There you have it.
      deadsperm
    • #foreskinfactsdeadsperm
    • wow dbloc is for sure on circumcision, but circumspect about vaccination. keep vaccinating your kids dbloc - the rest is water under the bridge.sarahfailin
    • don't forget about hairy palms_niko
    • @sarah I'm not circumspect about vaccination. Where did I say that?dbloc
    • We did both with our kidsdbloc
    • there is no real controversy about vaccination. I'm glad your kids are protected.sarahfailin
    • dbloc
    • There's really no controversy about circumcision, either. It's well known that it's purely for aesthetics (be like dad, etc.) and doing it kills sensitivityformed
    • substantially. Most women like it these days (at least in my experiences) :-)formed
    • Good for you dbloc. Don’t listen to these clowns trying to shame you. It’s not mutilaiton and the foreskin will not be missed.monospaced
    • I mean technically it is a form of mutilation. But so is getting your ears pierced. Neither make much of a difference in the grand scheme of things.yuekit
    • Trick out your baby's ears or trick out your baby dicks it's all good.I like to get the options when I get a new car. I'm not hating on the flex.deadsperm
    • Get to tha chopppaaaaaa!PhanLo
    • Mutilation or maiming is cutting off or injury to a body part of a person so that the part of the body is permanently damaged, detached or disfigured.deadsperm
    • Just because you are unable to see a reason to mutilate a child it doesn't mean you have the right to judge those who do.
      #liveyourtruth
      deadsperm
    • "a cleaner situation down there" WTF?? You wash once a month, year??fisheye
    • How small has your dick have to be to make washing it a complex procedure?deadsperm
    • ... or big? Do you need to take it to a car wash?deadsperm
    • I was shocked when I heard most Americans had it done. How do I put it... it's as bizarre as if everyone had their ears trimmed. Nobody else in 1st world does it.shaft
    • A pitbull with cropped ears does look more badass though. It's also a cleaner situation up there.deadsperm
    • The hygiene justification for it is ridiculous in a country where ppl not only shower daily, but also are trained by marketers to wash their hair every day too.shaft
    • 1st world countries also have universal health care, so getting the clip for health reasons would not cost extra.
      A clipped dick would not be a flex.
      deadsperm
    • ^^ You're the man, dog.shaft
  • PhanLo0

  • Nairn2

    All Labia Majora should be trimmed at birth.

    Why?

    Because.

    Because?

    Because God, or maybe because of latent archaic cultural constructs, wtf knows? Trim dat shit. Is ugly.

    • Minora.

      Apparently I have no idea how female genitalia works.
      Nairn
    • minora, majora, just chop that thing off LOLrenderedred
  • Nairn2

    But Female Genital Mutilation is wrong.

    • Not comparable.i_monk
    • Not comparable? It's exactly the same.fisheye
    • The UN classifies it as violence against women. In Canada the threat of it qualifies for refugee status.i_monk
    • FGM is designed to control women's sexuality and includes sewing up the vulva so she can't have sex before her wedding night.i_monk
    • i'd suggest that circumcision evolved to control men's psycho-sexual development too.Nairn
    • No greater God to a man than his own penis, so what better means to enforce physical and permanent branding?Nairn
    • Cut men don't have to undo sutures to have sex. FGM is more like removing the head of your dick than the foreskin.i_monk
    • It probably evolved to enhance men's psycho sexual developmentmonospaced
    • It probably didn't, it probably evolved to assert tribal control and compensate for people too fucking stupid to wash their own genitals properly.Nairn
  • Krassy2

    Andrew Yang, Upstart Democratic Presidential Candidate, Comes Out Against Circumcision

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/an…

    • Dayummm, AOC has some competition...robotron3k
    • asians don't curcumcise. the forskin is needed to show length.hotroddy
    • it's already all over for this wing-nut.utopian
    • He's right, though, parents should be educated. Unfortunately, religion dictates so much in America and actual knowledge is rarely valued.formed
    • Yes. Most of america is Jewish.monospaced
    • "actual knowledge"Hayoth
    • pro anteaterBonSeff
    • lol, mono :PPonyBoy
    • something that will be hard to change. do you want to have a conversation with your kid as to why your penis looks different?hotroddy
    • so you cut because you cant handle a conversation? Makes sense.formed
    • He meant circumsize upper eyelidsBustySaintClaire
    • how would your kid know what your penis looks like?_niko
    • No, if I had to cut myself he would end up being au natural.hotroddy
    • also it's the same conversation about why you went to church and he doesn't or why you smoked and he doesn't or a million other things that we don't do any..._niko
    • ...more because we know better and times have changed._niko
    • But.. #health. Circumcision is the new paleo diet, anti-vaxing craze. Ya'll needs to get #woke.deadsperm
    • @_niko
      If you're not Michael Jackson and have a private bathroom in every bedroom your kids are probably going to eventually see you naked. #nopedo
      deadsperm
    • @_niko
      It's possible for somebody to see your penis without you trying to shove it down their orifice. #truestory
      deadsperm
    • uncut hogs are gross. Straight up disgusting.severian
    • dude, chicks (and dudes i guess) will suck your dick after its been deep in their ass, trust me they don't care if you're uncut. best sex is the dirty kind :)_niko
    • ^#truth. I think that concludes this discussion.formed
    • says the guys with cheese catchersseverian
    • Every woman I've ever asked is disgusted by uncut dick.monospaced
    • cheese catchers lol. are you a hillbilly? do you have running water?_niko
    • really? disgusted? here's an erect uncut dick: https://cdn-so.fanta…_niko
    • vs a cut dick: http://images.juicyg…_niko
    • pretty much the same i'd say except you get 60% more pleasure with a natural one. so, fuck them bitches lol._niko
    • also vaginas are just as susseptable to smegma as dicks, should women start cutting labias, lips, clitoral hoods off too? are you discussed by uncut pussies lol_niko
    • This is the real story here —
      Monspaced apparently regularly talks to women about the merits or otherwise of un/cirumcised penii.
      WHY?
      Nairn
    • way to make an assumption and broadcast your overwhelming desire to talk shit about me in a pathetic attempt to get lulz from strangers ...monospaced
    • Is it really that surprising to you I have a ton of close female friends who confide these kinds of things while I am around? Grow up.monospaced
    • Well I've got a ton of first hand experience to contradict your second hand discussions...yet I still don't understand the angerformed
    • Once again. No anger.monospaced
    • Also. My conversations are with people who have first hand experience. Anger is from people who are here only to insult me like total cunts.monospaced
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  • pango1

    • That's perfect! It really should end any discussion.formed
    • i love this obnoxious twat. he's basically mesarahfailin
  • BusterBoy0

    My cousin, then about 22 years old, asked her boyfriend to get a circumcision. The fuckwit actually agreed to her request.

    A month later, she dumped him. Yes, she's a cunt.

    • Yeah but now girls want to suck his dick.monospaced
    • some fat american girls ?d_gitale
    • yeah nobody in europe is getting their dick sucked, definitely not Manuel Ferrara_niko
    • lol @ mono, that's not how it works buddy. Girl wants to suck, uncircumcised only makes it more fun.formed
    • you just tried mansplained thatmonospaced
    • Girls don't care. Watch that video pango posted, explains everything.formed
    • hahahaha, as if you, or he knows everythingmonospaced
    • What's your problem mono? The facts are out there, it's a personal choice at the end of the day. Why all the anger?formed
    • there's not even a slight trace of anger here ... you might want to check your ownmonospaced
    • and yes, it's NOTHING MORE THAN PERSONAL CHOICE, which is why all this other stuff is so pointless to discussmonospaced
    • Did I miss something ? Getting circumsized is NOT A PERSONAL CHOICE. that is the whole point. I could not care less what you do to YOUR OWN dick. People have...d_gitale
    • piercings and tattoos and other weird shit - BY PERSONAL CHOICE. Getting your dick cut is almost never the person's own choice...If later on in life you acceptd_gitale
    • it as your preferred choice - good on ya.d_gitale
  • GM2782

    • "If I take big shits my asshole gets wider!"fyoucher1
  • robthelad-2

    Christians be saying no to circumcision for over 2000 years. You guys finally caught up!

  • Bindegal-3