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  • helloeatbreathedrive0

    I need to buy another private jet for $54 million.

  • mg33-1

    Can't decide whether to take a nap at lunch, or get in a workout.

    • Well, what did you end up doing?Maaku
    • I wish I had a proper gym close to work. I'd love to do the mid-day workouts.section_014
    • Nap. It's amazing what a quick 30 minute nap will do for your energy.mg33
    • I would nap too.
      Work out is too much work...
      pango
    • GET A GF.freedom
    • He's married.pango
  • M01XXX-9

    So this past week I made it to not watch porn for an entire week. 7 days no porn. My best yet. Next challenge will be 2 weeks no porn.

    • http://www.qbn.com/r…
      11 hours ago
      soundofreason
    • hahaha soundforeason, touchédetritus
    • Yes that's when my challenge ended. Besides it's not really porn. Just a naked chick pic.M01XXX
    • Did it end because it was porn? Or did end because because it was not not porn?
      I am the sound of reason.
      soundofreason
    • You make no sense.M01XXX
    • I started last Friday. My goal was exactly a week.M01XXX
    • OK, you win. I take back everything I have said. My apologies.soundofreason
    • i knew the xxx had to mean somethindocpoz
    • Put an X on your calendar every day you've done a certain activity, and before long you'll have a chain of Xs you'll not want to break.Gnash
    • "don't break the chain" can be a very effective tool. I currently use it to help me learn italianGnash
    • Nice idea, GnashM01XXX
    • I've seen apps for it but I keep a paper calendar on my fridge. the visual of the chain breaking would torment meGnash
    • PDF download:
      http://readwatchwrit…
      Gnash
    • ^ direct download warning (for those on phone data)Gnash
    • It's your choice, don't break the chain.soundofreason
    • https://youtu.be/JDG…pango
    • Nice going! Let's see if you can go a week on QBN without drama or going out of your way to seek attention! We know you can do it buddy!kona
    • Porn certainly has an un-natural ability to gain a grip over your behaviour. Trying not to look at it reveals such a truth.shapesalad
    • according to some morons, porn makes you homicidal :/monospaced
    • by stopping, you may have saved lives ... your parents don't keep guns in their house by any chance do they?monospaced
    • Is this a Proud Boy thing?garbage
    • I did it to give my dopamine receptors a little rest.M01XXX
    • STOP LYING!
      Just go and post some pussy, slit, vag, gash, cunt, money shots in the "Chick of the day" thread already if you haven't already.
      utopian
    • Get a girlfriend, stand up straight, keep a tidy room, all will be fine.
      ©Peterson
      fadein11
    • GET A GF.freedom
    • Deaddocpoz
  • docpoz-1

    Hedge.
    Questine guy.
    Yurimon.

    wtf was that? haha.

  • shapesalad-4

    I watched one Jordan Peterson video on youtube, then youtube 'spammed' me with his videos... I started to dismiss him, as it was all short videos of him lecturing and it all seemed to be disjointed ramblings from a middle aged man.

    But, watching his longer videos and interviews, really appreciate the insights and knowledge he's spreading:

    • another good one:
      https://www.youtube.…
      shapesalad
    • https://www.huffingt…i_monk
    • Be aware he is a really good manipulator. Just compare his rants on twitter versus the insightful manifestos... He is playing a characterSalarrue
    • Read this and consider https://www.thestar.…Salarrue
    • Usually my cup of tea but for some reason I'm not interested.notype
    • His latest bizarre rantings may have ruined his career.fadein11
    • hmmm... well I'm preferring these interviews with other authors than his rants.shapesalad
    • I did appreciate the Language of Instinct though.notype
    • he triggers manyGnash
    • and enables moronsfadein11
    • His interview with Cathy Newman and the following victim narrative opened a lot of eyesTOMMYxGUNN
    • more just triggers the morons. you'd know better than anyone.Gnash
    • Same here. I initially thought he was something alt-right demagogue based on his press coverage. Seems he's actually pretty reasonable, and has a positive msgmonNom
    • "Some kind of". Android autocorrect is the worst.monNom
  • notype8

    I'm alive.

  • mg331

    Started watching True Detective season one again for the first time tonight. I remember the character Russ being amazing, but watching it a second time, holy hell Matthew McConaughey is just mind-blowing, and I think it resonates so much better on the second viewing.

  • PonyBoy2

    Not sure why but at the moment it’s really tripping me out that Miss piggy/Yoda directed what about Bob.

  • M01XXX-16

    How many times do I need to clarify that I'm left-leaning free thinker and not alt-right or conservative? I post things from time to time that may trigger some far-lefty-SJW's here but that's ok. As long as it makes them think and question their worldview from time to time. Not everything in this world has to be so black-white-thinking. This left-right thinking is exactly what is the issue in this world.

    And if I say Serena Williams is fat and ugly it's my opinion only. I don't give a shit if she's black or white. But many of you here get immediately triggered. Of course if she was white and I said she's fat and ugly you'd have no issues with. Either way they're fucking celebrities, I can "body shame" them and make fun of them who cares. It's not like they're reading this site.

    FFS

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    • lolfadein11
    • We're cunts. It's the norm here.
      And seriously, how old are you?
      pango
    • Lol free thinkerSalarrue
    • You really need to get used to people disagreeing with you.pango
    • Disagreeing no problem. But I don't want to be confused with racists or alt-rightM01XXX
    • What if they do? They're just internet people. Just chill and¯\_(ツ)_/¯it off.pango
    • ^ that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ auto correct came in handy lolpango
    • You called her a 'creature'. Was it the Ambien?i_monk
    • "Creature" is not racist. I could call Roseanne a fat creature as well.M01XXX
    • only you ever mentioned racism you dickwadfadein11
    • Because some made suggestions that sounded like I had other motives or was a racist alt-right troll.M01XXX
    • You imagined thatfadein11
    • lol what a snowflakemonospaced
    • there's always one.inteliboy
    • Refering to a black person as inhuman, an animal, isn't racist?i_monk
  • colin_s9

    there was a minor qbn meetup in france and it was awesome.

    • Indeed!unomaineim
    • pics...sea_sea
    • Don’t say in Paris, because I was just there for 3 days...SimonFFM
    • Damn Franchies. They are so quiet about it.pango
    • Frenchie's...pango
    • You had your pejorative right the first time.Continuity
    • Apostrophes are not for pluralising.Continuity
    • It wasn't me is the auto correct. I'm to lazy to type all that in. Lolpango
    • Colin was a great person to rediscover the city with. No pics of us though. Time flies when you're just chillin'.unomaineim
    • If anyone ever stops by Bordeaux put the word out on QBN and we'll set up a secret meeting through the Peruvian Embassy, à la Assange.unomaineim
    • Nice :) so subversiveGnash
    • Gnash,
      This could be us but you playin'
      https://pbs.twimg.co…
      unomaineim
    • ^ I haven't been able to fit in a dress like that for yearsGnash
    • Fucking LOL
      I wasn't expecting that answer.
      unomaineim
  • fourth0

    Amazon has this feature with their order tracking that shows a map and where the delivery driver is at. I've been anxiously awaiting a package (like a good consumer) and keeping an eye on the driver.

    Man I had no idea how many people bought amazon shit .The last two hours he's been on every damn street in this 1/2 mile radius neighborhood. I thought that maybe it would be a few packages per street. It's appears to be every house.

    • ...buys some more Amazon stock...shapesalad
    • wish people would stop using amazon. Fucking terrible company.mugwart
    • +1 mugMrT
    • Amazon is awesome.monospaced
    • jaysus mono, don't go double thumbs up photo op retarded... folks that don't use amazon generally know that it is incredibly convenient.kingsteven
    • excuse me?monospaced
  • utopian-1
  • M01XXX1

    Can some moderator please ban me? I want a "Rip". Thanks

    • FFS just fucking leave already.monospaced
    • Oh, is it this all over again?
      http://www.qbn.com/t…
      Continuity
    • Such a wanton knock off hahadocpoz
    • Is it because I posted videos of girls eating that upsets you? I'm sorry :(pango
    • But hey girls gotta eat too, you know.pango
    • mono is a fascist bullyM01XXX
    • every time someone gets banned, mono is involved, whats happeningdrgs
    • Ya can you guys make it about me for once? I never get the spot light!pango
    • ×eyerollgifsea_sea
    • I came here with love but all I get is hate, downvotes and bullying.M01XXX
    • Well, this is already getting tedious.Continuity
    • M01. You gotta believe your self that you can do better man! Don't go up! Keep trying!pango
    • C'mon! Show us your charm!pango
    • pango shouldn't you be sleeping?M01XXX
    • I don't sleep! I wait!
      It's always day time some where else in the world!
      pango
    • Dude. The world sucks. Quit whining and have fun.pango
    • I'm a philosopher, not a sunnyboyM01XXX
    • Lol that's the spirit!pango
    • For downvotes: Chick of the day thread is tricky, you cant post straight outta tumblr pics there and no porn, the residents have an acquired tastedrgs
    • For everything else you are an upvoted poster, I dont see the issuedrgs
    • If you feel victimized or bullied - shouldn't you take that up with the mods not just call for an RIP.mugwart
    • love Pango's spirit!mugwart
    • I down vote any porn-esk photo. Or anything raunchy. It's chick of the day, doesn't mean we can't keep it classy. Don't know about other people tho.pango
    • Also it doesn't mean it always have to be nude. Post something that shows personalty or something remarkable.pango
    • Internet has no shortage of nudes. Post something rare and interesting. Instead of just another Sans personality nudes.pango
    • I've also dv every photo that looks like it could have been stolen from people's cellphone. It's creepy.pango
    • My point is. I'm not targeting you. Well the eating video was lol... how can someone get upset with video of people eating lol. But hey those weren't downvote.pango
    • https://i.imgur.com/…pango
    • I think that was entirely more pangosplaining than this post requires.Continuity
    • LOL. Ya I should really go to sleep. I get hyped when I stay up too latepango
    • lol @ fascist ... another person trying to use words they don’t understandmonospaced
    • since1979utopian
    • Well.
      Ask, and you shall receive.
      See you under your next user name, M01XXX.
      Continuity
    • Awww I was hoping I can make him coolpango
    • Yeah blame mono...cause its his fault M01X was a whining bitch and troll.utopian
    • lol, still laughing at fascist bullymonospaced
    • A shitty since79 sequel. I was entertained.docpoz
    • Thank you, mods! Fucken hell...futurefood
    • is it that time of the month already?GuyFawkes
    • https://i.imgur.com/…pango
  • STORM3050

    going to the pool / forgot sunblocker / life on the edge

    • Try this. Don't put plastic bottles in the recycle bin, instead, put it in the regular trash bin. The feeling is truly liberating.pango
    • anarchy?STORM305
  • oey-5

    WTF QBN?!

    What happening with M01XXX and all those down votes and negativity? Are "we" really as elitist as that?

    I've been sort of away, busy with taxes and other bureaucracies, but I check time to time without posting and I feel this is a bit to exaggerated no?

    Did I miss something?

    And is or was docpoz really since1979?

    Not saying that docpoz is an asshole but if someone and i don't mean docpoz now is being an asshole under one user name why can this someone then continue here with another username?

    It's the same person...doesn't make sense to me.

    Peace

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  • shapesalad2

    Ah the joys of living in Lisbon.

    Literally a free 6 pack of beer brought to my door.

    Sagres are running some sort of propaganda promotion, put a summer festive advertising banner up over your balcony in exchange for a 6 pack of beer.

    I do not object.

    • meh. i'm just back from a week in norfolk - where a local brewer happily delivered 36 bottles of beer to my door, at trade prices.hans_glib
  • shapesalad0

    I pay £700pm in Lisbon for a 1 bed apartment, recently renovated, furnished including a full set of Ikea kitchen stuff, sheets+towels, all bills included, a cleaner every two weeks, high speed wifi, 300+ tv channels+big TV, and it has a cute little balcony. Pretty much a long term Airbnb. It's 15mins walk to city centre. Supermarket 3mins away. River side running track 5mins away. Bars, shops etc, everything within walking distance. Tropical park 10mins away. Landlord is super nice and rental contract is flexible. No agency fees etc.

    Just looking at the London market for my August move... WTF!

    £1200pm just for a shite studio where you sleep next to your fridge/kitchenette, zero storage space and renovation/decor is offensive, not to mention + bills + agency tenancy fee + reference fees on top of that £1.2k and it's 15mins walk to the nearest metro station.

    £1400pm for a 1 bed flat in zone 3

    £700pm in rent only, barely gets you a single bed room(with no desk and hardly any storage space) in a god awful flat share shared with 4+ others.

    I see a job on for a senior motion designer, pay is £30k~£35k in central London.

    What the hell is going on in London?

    It's economically unviable.

    Did I mention a bottle of good local wine can be had for less than £2 in Lisbon. Plus 300 days of sunshine. And beach within 1 hour.

    Everyone in London... leave and relocate to the rest of the world. It's tonne better... and then it might be cheap enough for me to move back.

    • Last time I rented a room in London for £6-700 pm was pre 2000. Whilst rent has probably doubled or tripled since then salaries have barely risen...dee-dubs
    • You could live in something like this.. https://www.thecolle…
      but only if you're a leprous cunt and you hate yourself.
      detritus
    • These cunts took all the best ideals from warehouse living, filtered it with bleach and despair, wrung out hope and creativity and encouraged asocialites.detritus
    • I can't recall ever seeing places for single occupancy under £1000 in my near 20 years in this effing city.detritus
    • Can't you stay in Lisbon, but do LDN-based work? We looked into this a while back, but from BCN, until my partner 180'd and decided we'd be staying for 5 years.detritus
    • *mental note* create Bleach & Despair action for photoshopGnash
    • I used to pay £1040 for a spacious 1 bed+outdoor space, in a portered building in Maida Vale. Took me a month to find it and took it within 1hour of it listing.shapesalad
    • I actually started to consider that collective crap, if it was for 1month/3month kinda works while getting sorted out. but 9m minimal contract...shapesalad
    • I want to 'pivot' my career direction and LDN would be useful for that. + GF moving there for masters. Otherwise Lisbon, same timezone as LDN = perfect.shapesalad
    • I hope Brexit doesn't f'up any future chances to move back.shapesalad
    • 1.140€/month in Lisbon for a 1 bed apt... Woah!!OBBTKN
    • ^ no, I pay €800 EUR = £700 GBP, all inc.shapesalad
    • Your GF's masters had better be worth it! Shelling out that kind of cash to live in LDN is fucking painful, and salaries are miserable.Continuity
    • Then again, I remember my spot in flatshare in Kingsland Rd in 2010 costing north of £300/week. Fucking awful.Continuity
    • ^ yep...shapesalad
    • welcome back!mugwart
    • My rent in London hasn't gone up once in ten years of being here. Agents are the problem. Get them out of the picture asapRanger
    • ^ same, my rent went up a reasonable 1% before over 6 years, but then the landlord noticed the potential market value and didn't want to renew contract.shapesalad
    • Curious to hear, what's the income level in relationship to London or New York?martinadolfsson
  • canoe0

    SMM in search of interview attire advice.

    - Global Marketing Director in the sailing industry.

    I literally have nothing to wear. The job is in four seasons. The industry is water sports. Pretty serious brand. Their products support their own international racing team.

    I don't think the dressed up trail guide is enough for this position, but I'm not wearing any kinda tie action. Tnx

  • pango0

    I'm constantly receiving messages from 2 people talking about each other.

    • Your right. I'll give my self a down vote too. And yes I spelled "you're" incorrectly on purpose. Take that!pango
    • Group text them with screenshots of their texts.notype
    • are you sure it's not just the same person like here.fadein11
    • I'm friend with them. But they are having problem with each other. To make things worse, they live in the same house.pango
    • never easy being in the middlefadein11