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- pango0
while watching deadpool2 I noticed some singing the background ......holy shit balls! I WAS RIGHT!!!
- STORM305-8
FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!
just came back home from a club / did Coke / cant sleep / feel like shit / now what ??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯- that'll learn youcannonball1978
- Clean out your nose with warm water. Rub one out if possible. If that fails, clean all of the things and pass out when the sun rises.monospaced
- just checked myself in the mirror i look like a fucking furbySTORM305
- ...go the early Mass, then hit the confessional.robotron3k
- Lol, xanax & masturbation should work.maquito
- Poor thing. Next time do Coke Light or Pepsi Light.M01XXX
- Have a tab and then go to mass. Hallelujah.MrT
- maquito was trying but i don't got hard / it's already 10:12 am / OMG Loud birds! THEY WON'T SHUT THE F**K UP /STORM305
- I thought that coke went out of style in 2001, I must be getting old.utopian
- stick to ganja, uppers all shit.helloeatbreathedrive
- oh man nothing worse. birds chirping. brain going bezerk.inteliboy
- Coke will never go out of style, Utopian.
It's too good at feeding egos.detritus - Cokes the best but sometimes Ill go cherry or Dr Peppdocpoz
- meditate!mort_
- I just wonder how many birds died on that day?sted
- Go get some morefisheye
- WHo's STORM305?Bennn
- Just brew yourself a nice pot of hot coffee and listen to people get up for work,children going to school etc lolcannonball1978
- detritus3
My morning of quiet reflection on a Bank Holiday Sunday is being impinged upon by a neghbour who's spent the last 1hr 40ms trying to nail the riff in Sweet Child O'Mine..
I hate people.
- I'd dearly love to shout across to wherever the cunt is, but my partner's fast asleep at that side of the building.detritus
- Times like this I wish I had a drone with a gundetritus
- open window. put speaker at window. blast out 'Sweet Child O'Mine' - start the song overtime you hear them start the riff.shapesalad
- *every time....shapesalad
- This literally went on from 10.30am - 4pm. Now gone, replaced by a bunch of kids, the eldest of which has a Vuvuzela. Ah, LDN..detritus
- I'm on the guitar players side. Go for a walk in the sunshine you miserable cunt!set
- I’m practicing a sublime riff for hours. Hahaha.monospaced
- Respectset
- Get a speaker to the window and blast some DnB instead of GnR ;)microkorg
- An hour or so of shit blared out of the window on a Sunday morning was almost tolerable. 5½ hours, borderline autistic anti-social ignorancedetritus
- Which is to say, I'm not much surprised that set and mono would nod in approval.detritus
- The vuvuzelas made me laugh though. At that point, no point in being angry. little bastard.detritus
- btw, i was being tongue in cheek when i wrote the above, in case Mono has a spaz.detritus
- hahaset
- I laughedset
- Don't really need to write lol and then explain that I laughed afterwards, do I. Maybe I am autistic.set
- Actually set you wrote 'haha' not 'lol'. 'lol' is short for laugh out loud and 'haha' denotes the phonetic laughter. Big difference, isn't that right, mono?set
- FYI: the intro riff to that song is based on a string-skipping exercise. Slash was just warming up when Axl heard it and decided to write a song around itMr_Mxyzptlk
- Well well well, look who it is - you ok, pardner?detritus
- More or less. How're things with the NTCers?Mr_Mxyzptlk
- autoflavour0
fuck. I have shat out 2000 words on why Damien Hirst is a hack.. but I still need to fart out another 1000.. I just don't know how else to write it..
- Glorified taxidermist and painter of dots.garbage
- hellofa salesman...robotron3k
- He doesn't actually DO most of the making or painting. He's got folk to do that for him ;)
My brothers sister in law is one of those people.microkorg - ^ heh, i know one of his minions too. certainly not a taxidermist or a dot painter. his own paintings are often his most conceptually solid works.kingsteven
- ^ been that way for centuries.Gnash
- It would be a lot easier to bang out an essay on why Hirst is not a hack for sure. And what gnash said.fadein11
- I know about his talent farms. He's a egotistical crap-artist that churns out boring work, yet is loaded because the collector community full of..garbage
- ..twats with more money than taste.garbage
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...docpoz - don't mind me... just clearing my feedpango
- Gardener0
- lolmaquito
- lol that second one is creepy closeset
- yeah tabloid creepy but cool nonetheless. I'm a fan of bothhotroddy
- everyone warned me not to take pics as he gets pissy, but I couldn't help myself!Gardener
- it was only for a laughGardener
- met him in Soho once, one hell of a weak handshake!
And set's right (again) -- thats creepy close ;-)mugwart - OK I'll confess the bottom pic isn'tJP, it's a mate who I asked him if he could pretend to be JP & yes, folks have been duped, smoke n mirrors well, hazy angleGardener
- I'M NOT A CREEP (he shouted) honest lolGardener
- Bennn0
Tried to unsubscribe from an annoying mailing list, i received this :
"Please visit this link to runsubscribe"
Runsubscribe?
The link gave me an Error page.
- detritus1
Weather in LDN is wonderful at the moment. Feels like the sub tropics, or something.
I spent a couple of hours around midnight Saturday sat out at the end of the only field in walking distance, watching some of the largest lightning storms I can recall.
Now, it's again deep resonant thundering in the late afternoon, big globs of warm rain splattering everywhere.
I've just come in from the garden, planting things, drenched.
Sometimes life is good.
I hope the robins I was trying to talk to half an hour ago are ok.
- 'Garden'. If you're from anywhere other than LDN, NY, TKYO or whatever other dense city, you'd laugh at what I know refer to as a 'garden'. Still. Robins.detritus
- saw the most intense lightning of my life this wknd. insane.fadein11
- We watched it over the sea, was awesome. Not often the word awesome is used in the correct way like that. T'was.set
- No, Awesome is what it was. Rare to feel Nature in LDN. Wish I'd been out by the sea or up upon low hills though!detritus
- Also the fueling station at an air port was struck by lightning... O_Opango
- Was brilliant, witnessing it over south London wasn't as dramatic as the sea but it was incredible. Love me a thunder stormmugwart
- Reason to move to Singapore.shapesalad
- Fax_Benson1
The new Jonathan Meades on slang and jargon on BBC4 last night was glorious. Laser sharp.
- Lasers are sharp? lolset
- hah - http://www.kith.org/…set
- Nice to know there are people vastly more pedantic than I.set
- Know your jargonFax_Benson
- Well not to point out the obvious, but I swapped scalpel blades for a laser... .
Nice use of 'coherence' in your man's analysis, mind.detritus - Yea obviously any one can see there is logic behind it but at first glance it just seems like someone has misunderstood the 'razor sharp' classic.set
- don't mind me... just clearing my feedpango
- Bennn4
Just ordered a bluethoot keyboard and a bluthoot mouse and started using bluthoot headphone on the computer. I want less wires everywhere.
Out of curiosity I searched for ''bluethoot health hazard" and found out its not 100% safe to use Bluethoot ... its like microwaves in less powerful.
FUCK
- Bluetooth, geezBennn
- You know you’ve been on qbn way too long when you read the first line of a post and automatically know it’s from Benn lol_niko
- ^lolmoldero
- Bluethoot... 5 times. LOL You're worse Than me!pango
- This is relevant to my interests.docpoz
- Blutheetdrgs
- Lol @nikoOBBTKN
- Say Bluethoot 5 times and http://www.qbn.com/r…kingsteven
- bluethotsinjun
- Fuck me Ben you bloothooted at least 5 times and it was epic.set
- I should read notes firstset
- lol thanks guiseBennn
- At least I'm entertaining you all ;-)Bennn
- You are. You speak English wayyyyy better than I speak French!
Still funny though :)set - Though to be fair I'm pretty sure French speakers use 'Bluetooth' too, no? hahaset
- Another classic from the QBN savant.soundofreason
- yeah but we call it Le bluetooth, because of the metric system.zarkonite
- Le Blooothset
- Bluethoot Riotfate
- lollBennn
- Post of the year, shut it down.garbage
- BusterBoy1
My silly old coot father in law who had the burst aneurysm a few weeks back...made a good recovery. Insisted on being discharged yesterday. His doctors begrudgingly let him go home.
This morning while sitting on the crapper, he has a cardiac arrest!
Anyway, back to hospital and in intensive care...again! He’s conscious and lucky it wasn’t a widow maker. Hopefully the fucker listens to the doctor this time. He bloody well better as he’s a doctor himself.
- HijoDMaite0
Anyone seen the Audiophiles thread? I thought we had one.
- http://www.qbn.com/t…soundofreason
- weird why i couldn't find it. mahalo!HijoDMaite
- Give a man a fish...
"$query site:qbn.com" on Googlesoundofreason
- kona4
Some roofers came out this morning to fix a small spot that could potentially leak.
An hour in I hear a loud sound from the living room and figure it's the cats going bananas again so I peak in and a leg is sticking down from my ceiling. The dummy stepped on the spot and fell through.
So now I'm on the phone with a drywall guy. Fucking hell
- Hahahaset
- Ceiling foot is watching...dmay
- we heard you like holes in yo roof so we put a hole...Fax_Benson
- his foot made it through the roof and the ceiling? flat roof, bungalow?Gnash
- Shouldn’t the roofers be calling the drywall guy? Damn.monospaced
- can't reach the phone when stuck in ceiling mono.uan
- lol okaymonospaced
- low pitch Gnash and the spot was a foot or so up from the gutter. Poked through the corner of our living room. It was a very non-sexy version of leg lamp...kona
- but, leg chandelier.kona
- lolGuyFawkes
- He just wanted you to suck his toes.garbage
- don't mind me... just clearing my feedpango
- docpoz0
For the coffee barhop / freelance set...
- sarahfailin0
random questine-- old work computer (standing unit, windows 10, VGA output) sometimes gives me a bar of pixelated glitch crap across the middle of the monitor for 1 second.
sign computer is dying? or sign monitor is dying? sign vga cord needs to be replaced? xD
- vid card maybeGuyFawkes
- try replacing the cable; could be sign gpu or memory are slightly borked. Check inside and clean fluff and detritus, check temperatures.detritus
- video card prolyrenderedred
- try to "jiggle" it, clean insides...renderedred
- or try a diff monitor for a day...renderedred
- thanks y'allsarahfailin
- don't mind me... just clearing my feedpango
- chukkaphob2
Roseanne said what?
- Hope the cast gets better work. Show was shit.notype
- Is it a marketing ploy? Drum up some hype and controversy then return in a couple weeks?chukkaphob
- marketing ploy to cancel their own show? it worked!GuyFawkes
- "cancelling" could be part of the ploychukkaphob
- always like the gal who plays her sister in that show. she's quite goodGnash
- Hah me too gnashnotype
- She said something about a black person and what she said involved monkeys and muslims...Bennn
- It's not a marketing ploy. She's been a racist Looney Tune for a while now.garbage
- never liked her or her showchukkaphob
- they don't care what she said, they care that the ratings suck. calling her a racist is the publicity.imbecile
- I liked this
https://i.imgur.com/…notype
- HijoDMaite0
Taking the time to compose this email every time, will drastically reduce stress at work.
"Hello ____ ,
Per our phone conversation today...."
- don't mind me... just clearing my feedpango
- I feel used Pango. What’s up? Been commenting on NSFL thread again? LolHijoDMaite
- sarahfailin1
all my friends are sleeping with each other, and we won't all be friends for very much longer!
- pango1
God damn bag pipes... They are at it again...
- don't mind me... just clearing my feedpango
- Fuck you, pango.soundofreason
- OBBTKN1
Fixed my Multipla's exhaust, god, I had forgotten how silent it was... An old new car for another five years, lol
- BusterBoy1
ABC needs to start a Roseanne spinoff...with every cast member other than the silly old racist fucker herself. And the plot line should be, she became a Nun...or was hit by a bus.
- https://i.imgur.com/…pango
- replace her with Rosey Odonnel, that’ll piss off the right.GuyFawkes
- don't mind me... just clearing my feedpango
- Fox News and the Trump administration just offered her a job.utopian