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- monospaced3
For some reason it never clicked this weekend that today was Monday, not last night as I was pulling the plug on the tree's lights and going to bed with a dead phone, or this morning when I rolled out of bed at 9:30 and proceeded to watch television while I let my very pregnant wife sleep in. Still hadn't realized it when she stormed into the living room upset that I let this happen. I missed a call and everything. Mondays.
- it was probably so relaxing before it became reality. hahaha. i can only image. Happy Monday!capn_ron
- It was! I just couldn't figure out why construction guys were up so early on a Sunday, or why a Partner was emailing on the weekend. LOL.monospaced
- haha, best to worst monday in seconds...OBBTKN
- ^ hahahamugwart
- lolBennn
- this is my worst nightmare.notype
- ps. congrats on the baby on the way :).. that's why you're missing your Mondaysnotype
- Haha. Thank goodness we work from home and could play it off like nothing big. I blame the Christmas tree for making me feel like I'm on holiday. Love you all.monospaced
- mg330
Anyone familiar with the show The Carbonaro Effect, on TruTV?
http://www.trutv.com/shows/the-c…
My parents have been visiting and told us about this, they're huge fans of it. So many hilarious moments, and hilarious to see people totally buy into unbelievable stuff. I'm sure there are some serious edits going on for TV, but it's still pretty funny.
- probably as real as South Beach Tow.
trutv = fake afimbecile - Ah, this is more of magic / joke show, not some contrived garbage like tow truck shows (which are absurd). This is genuinely funny.mg33
- LOL, too busy watching the Floribama Shore on MTV ... its Jersey Shore only with Rednecks.Ramanisky2
- I thought the Bears fan was hungry, and resorted to using his powers to steal steak.
Gloriously stupid.garbage
- probably as real as South Beach Tow.
- BabySnakes0
Been back and forth on this support thread on behalf of my client. This extension isn't quite working well on their site. I have pin pointed the problem and told the this "Tier 1 Team Leader" my thoughts for the solution and still he goes around my suggestions.
I had to write the actual code, which was only a one line change, and then he claims that he made some changes and things are working....fucking idiots working out there?
- PonyBoy3
I’m in Vegas with my brother... I just watched him turn $6 into $580 in under 10 mins... amazing :) (I have the video to prove it!!)
- ok now turn that $580 into 100k :)sted
- maybe it's too much, but in any case have fun!sted
- Ha! I wish that were possible, brother :) <3PonyBoy
- pacemaker setting: Las Vegasdrgs
- That means nothing unless you leave the casino with it********
- My skill is turning $580 into $6desmo
- time to cash out and STOP.Krassy
- only way to walk away a winner ;-)Krassy
- 574 people before him lost their moneyutopian
- i played a tourney at the belaggio once, i was a nervous wreck, mos-def not like those indian casinos filled with chinese dudes i played in norcalmoldero
- lol @desmoRamanisky2
- i_monk3
10 months without a steady gig, but I'm feeling good about some of the jobs I applied to. None of them looking for web or motion graphics experience: a first! And one of them is a not-exaggerating-5-minute walk away.
- Christ time flies, seems like just last month you mentioned you'd been out of work for a while. Good luck, man.detritus
- chukkaphob4
I miss Steve Irwin
- sarahfailin0
Anybody here use Joomla?
My work uses it to manage their website and it is the jankiest CMS I've ever used. I'm not the most experienced in this area, but it seems like we could do a lot better.- Haven't used that since 2009 :)Maaku
- joomla is really bare bones, ive used it and its one of the more complicated cms's out there, drupal being next.********
- ya that shit is oldBabySnakes
- I know the guy who built it and have been to a few of their conventions around Europe. Couldn't give a shit about the CMS but they're always fun events********
- I used to like it years a go, very usefull to build websites from scratch when you get to understand his "guts"... built tons of sites with it...OBBTKN
- ...I barely use ot nowOBBTKN
- All we use here. Pretty wack though LOLHayzilla
- HijoDMaite5
I can’t stop listening to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.
- I approve of this.pango
- you should top it off with some Jesus Lizard https://www.youtube.…robotron3k
- Then some big lizard double jizz head rat minge bubble https://www.youtube.…********
- ^ you must have some good ganja in the UK!!robotron3k
- totally started to do this my self!eryx
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- yep, they just keep giving. be sure to check out their other projects... the murlocs (ambrose & cooks band) are incredible too.kingsteven
- Band of the year.DRIFTMONKEY
- Yep. Was at their Gizzgest at Lunar Park here in Sydney a couple of weeks ago. So much goodness.MrT
- HijoDMaite7
Big up to al my SoCal peeps. Looks like we may not wake up tomorrow. :( That phone warning was crazy.
- fire?pango
- cuminGuyFawkes
- dill-dough... lolpango
- Well the Santa Ana wind even my that was supposed to happen overnight was a dud. That warning system needs to be for real emergencies.HijoDMaite
- *Santa Ana wind event thatHijoDMaite
- That message made it difficult to sleep. At least San Diego is in total focus mode on preparation, it seems.DRIFTMONKEY
- Ok we are now picking up both kids from school Lilac fire creepin on us.HijoDMaite
- makes the surfing good though- offshore windsfourth
- Oh you'll wake up before you burn to death, no worries********
- section_0140
Overheard this lady in my office talking about getting a concealed carry permit. Literally had to show her how to make a shortcut on her computer last week.
People are so casual about this sort of thing. Wtf is this goofy bitch gonna do with a concealed pistol? Get a bottle of mace honey. If someone's shooting up Walmart, you ain't gonna do shit. And, if you shoot someone because you think they were gonna rob you, you still go to jail. It's not a free pass to shoot people.
- Does this mean you aren't gonna attack her now?robthelad
- Get a life.Hayoth
- that should be the requirement for gun license. "knows how to make short cut"pango
- desktop shortcut = immediate disqualificationmonospaced
- sarahfailin-1
just got a friend request from this person. should i accept?
- sarahfailin-1
- ah here we go
- Seems like a nice person, go for it.face_melter
- Pic of the day?monospaced
- quality broad. yoloshellie
- WTF? Doesn't make any sense!Hayzilla
- Bennn1
Just received 3 alerts on my phone... A white windows buzzing saying
Test1 for the lab. Please Ignore.
Test2 for the lab. Please Ignore.
Test3 for the lab. Please Ignore.
Can't find any info on this on the web... wtf was that??
- oh there was a robot-female voice reading it out loud in the speakers... WTF?Bennn
- sounds like innovationmonospaced
- Hanging out the back of a lab again, ben?detritus
- it was really weird... i have no idea what it isBennn
- Pictures of your cock and balls will be all over the dark web now********
- lolBennn
- lol set, much as you fucking annoy me you do make me chuckle now and againfadein11
- Enjoy your Android malware lolface_melter
- No other events since that... should I reset my phone? I didnt do or install anything strangeBennn
- weird cuz i found zero info about it online...Bennn
- Test4 for the lab. Please Ignore like no one.PonyBoy
- Yeah. Reset it. That will fix everything.monospaced
- dead********
- Ben you test like no one.garbage
- lol********
- fourth3
Update on the "I hooked up with the hottest chick at the wedding" saga:
We talk for hours on Skype every other night. I know its the honeymoon phase and everything is easy- but we're so stoked on each other right now.
I bought a plane ticket to visit her next week. I'm so glad I turned down a FT job recently and stayed independent- lets me work remotely. We also agreed to both get tested for STD'S. I'm as clean as whistle! cue the bedroom beats.
- #LetsGoFullThrottlerobotron3k
- re: STD test agreement.. may I ask how old you are? Is this some sort of overly-earnest millennial thing?detritus
- I'm 34. she's 31. don't know what it is but I felt responsible AF doing it. plus it was good to use my health in$urancefourth
- How did you get to that conversation?pango
- wow... how times have changed. all the best thoughfadein11
- I mean I know how to get to the conversation "my boobs are so big, they would hit my face when I ride horse"pango
- But I don't know how to get to the "you got std?" conversation...pango
- just out of interest what bedroom beats you planning on dropping?fadein11
- sarah mclachlanpango
- “Hey I have something serious to talk about. I think we should get tested before we have sex.” Really not that hard dudefourth
- Fadein: some smooth downtempo, some raunchy shit like weekndfourth
- scarabin_net0
some crazy-ass computer cases out there these days.
ran across these while shopping for new hackintosh parts.
- damnmoldero
- Stick a grip and trigger on the top one and it'd be a coilgun.i_monk
- https://www.amazon.c…imbecile
- shit looks like it's gonna lift up and fly awayscarabin
- https://www.youtube.…imbecile
- https://www.youtube.…imbecile
- notype0
Famous designers and their cats?
Links?- what?pango
- Lol im at a bar ... drunk thread materialnotype
- Wasnt there a thread about this though?notype
- drunk thread yes.
designer and cat.... not sure...pango - here's a drunk cat... not really relevant... but kinda: https://i.pinimg.com…PonyBoy
- https://www.designbo…notype
- Truth of it is; thinking of getting a little guy tomorrow. Not sure if cat or dog yetnotype
- ?
http://www.qbn.com/t…pango - Thank you Pango— knew i was not imagining it!notype
- I wouldn't recommend getting a cat if you're a graphic designer tho...
Post pic!pango - https://instagram.co…notype
- Fkn lol pango whyyyy not!! What about an older cat?notype
- Buy the one you can bring out side the house. My friend has a bunny. A total chick magnet! But sometime old lady magnet too...pango
- Oh some random research shows graphic designers are more likely to kill cats. Lolpango
- Also don't buy from breeders. Fuck em. They have more supply than demand. Old pets who can't be sold, tend to disappear magically.pango
- Agree with the last!notype
- BabySnakes1
Froot Loops on a doughnut is one of the best decisions I have ever made.
- Baby, we're gonna help you make better decisions in the future.garbage
- Gardener2
flicking through some old NME's today I came across these ads
- Gardener3
more ads 'n' gigs
