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  • fourth3

    Update on the "I hooked up with the hottest chick at the wedding" saga:

    We talk for hours on Skype every other night. I know its the honeymoon phase and everything is easy- but we're so stoked on each other right now.

    I bought a plane ticket to visit her next week. I'm so glad I turned down a FT job recently and stayed independent- lets me work remotely. We also agreed to both get tested for STD'S. I'm as clean as whistle! cue the bedroom beats.

    • #LetsGoFullThrottlerobotron3k
    • re: STD test agreement.. may I ask how old you are? Is this some sort of overly-earnest millennial thing?detritus
    • I'm 34. she's 31. don't know what it is but I felt responsible AF doing it. plus it was good to use my health in$urancefourth
    • How did you get to that conversation?pango
    • wow... how times have changed. all the best thoughfadein11
    • I mean I know how to get to the conversation "my boobs are so big, they would hit my face when I ride horse"pango
    • But I don't know how to get to the "you got std?" conversation...pango
    • just out of interest what bedroom beats you planning on dropping?fadein11
    • sarah mclachlanpango
    • “Hey I have something serious to talk about. I think we should get tested before we have sex.” Really not that hard dudefourth
    • Fadein: some smooth downtempo, some raunchy shit like weekndfourth

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