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    Ever find anyone who copied your ideas?

    • "Good artists copy; great artists steal."
      - Pablo Picasso
      utopian
    • My old art teacher ripped one of my paintings for his 'exhibition'. He's in prison now for fiddling with students. Karma, bitch.MrT
    • Hahahahahahhahahahah... I showed someone one of my idea. She won an award for it...pango
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    How do you tell instagram to stop suggesting people to follow. I don't want to follow Justin Timberlake.

    • he wants to follow you though.microkorg
    • lolsea_sea
    • instagram knows you better than you. computers don't lie.dorf
  • OBBTKN1

    One month ago, a friend sent me a ton of porn pics via Whatsapp (i thought it was a virus on his device and started spaming all his contacts with it)... i blocked him and deleted the conversation.

    Ok, yesterday i talked with him about it, and said that prob. his device was infected with a virus or spaming bot... his answer: "Oh, it was me, was fun... haha".

    No me jodas tio!!

    • he was hacked,,,haha ya sure!utopian
    • "sorry, my cousin had my phone" *nervous laugh*dorf
  • notype0

    Where can I get a guitar like this?

    Is it custom made?

  • kona0

    One of my redneck cousins just posted an image on Facebook that read "9th Circuit Blocks Turkey Pardon; Court cites Turkeys' alleged ties to Russia... blah blah" It's a joke I know...

    ... but...

    I responded "Perhaps they blocked it because Trump only pardoned the white meat."

    I'm patiently waiting for his response.

    Thanksgiving with the extended family should be a hoot this year.

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    My gums are bleeding more when I brush my teeth lately.

    • gingivitismonospaced
    • oil pullGuyFawkes
    • probably not a big deal ... def see dentist for small checkup or cleaning though.monospaced
    • yes see a dentist, gingivitis are easily taken care of but can lead to major problems when ignoredspl33nidoru
    • Oil pull, I agree!robotron3k
    • pick up smartmouth mouthwashnotype
    • syphilisdrgs
    • layoff the cokeautoflavour
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    Anything easy to buy on Black Friday or Cyber Monday that I could flip for an easy profit?

  • PonyBoy3

    This is going to sound harsh but I'm beyond fucking tired of dealing w/Mom & Pop clients. Cheapest fuckers on the planet whom think their dollar is supposed mimic a stretch armstrong doll...

    I seriously feel 'abused' w/my latest Mom/Pop deal. They're a small time Real Estate team (Husband and FUCKING WIFE to boot so they FUCKING GANG UP ON MEEEEEE).

    I just finished a pretty 'big' job for a respectable agency. Every last detail I requested was handled / managed and PERFECT I might add. Not even a flinch @ my initial quote either.

    Mom & Pop? Fuck me... first off the wife starts in w/the 'we're trying to live the American dream and start a business so we're on a budget.' Why didn't I stand up and walk away right then? WhY??!

    Literally OVER A YEAR LATER and I'm still waiting on content etc etc... It took them 4 months to send me a first check but for some reason I did about 3x the value of that payments worth of work only because I want them to succeed / want to help...
    ... but GODDAMNIT I'M GOING MAD.

    Not looking for advice... I fucked this one up... I know exactly where and when I fucked up... ... just needed to rant / vent.

    Fucking TIRED of Mom & Pop shops. Don't they realize I'm just as much a MOM & POP shop as them?! I just want out. I'm literally tempted to give them their fucking money back and walk. ugh

    • Stop working with them from now on? I've made that mistake in the past. Just move and say 'No' to these clients in the future.studderine
    • tell em from the start, you get what you pay for, then send those corner cutting cunts to wix where their shitty brand could do us all a favor and die.GuyFawkes
    • I don't deal with those clients anymore for the reasons you described.Hayoth
    • Fuck me, walk away from this shit. Limit your freelancing to agencies: better money, better brands, valuable contacts, far fewer headaches.Continuity
    • I hear you pony, last couple I worked with drove me nuts going back and forth. I had to give them a cutoff date. Let them know I was too busy with other jobs.sea_sea
    • That's the same experience with any small business unfortunately. Always cutting corners giving sob stories. Basically want it for free. Those are the worst.sea_sea
    • They think they know what they want, far from it. Shit they even design stuff lol seriously they should do it themselves. Fk that.sea_sea
    • I think we should interview clients before work. Build fucking around in the contract. like 50% upfront, content to be delivered by X or 50% is lost as I walkmugwart
  • face_melter1

    For some reason I have a powerful urge to visit Orange County and set up a business there.

    • first, I will delete my browser history in IE7 though.uan
    • wasn't Br*tt B*sh from the OC?Gnash
    • It was Nixon's birthplace, so makes sense for it to continue being a spawning ground for cunts.face_melter
  • autoflavour6

    spent the afternoon drinking beer in the sun on the harbour .. worst days could be had. a bit too much sun tho

    • err daymoldero
    • me too with all the shiny young botoxed things at the coogee pavillion. hungover?MrT
    • I was over at Manly.. they had the International Womens Volleyball tournament on.. very pleasingautoflavour
  • detritus1

    I've just made my first ever edit to wikipedia.

    A single word change.

    Goddamn, this is exciting.

    • Grammar nazi?notype
    • no, they called somewhere I used to live an island, when it's not.detritus
    • awesome!notype
    • I know! I'm waiting for an onslaught of abuse from some old guard wiki editor.
      I've heard that's how it happens...
      detritus
    • England is not an island?drgs
    • England per se is part of the British isles, not an island in and of itself. Here, however, I was referring to somewhere else. Exciting, eh?!detritus
  • notype0

    Why would anyone ever need a tummy tuck — instead of loosing the weight and doing the work. Such an intense surgery with complications.

    Had a recent much needed surg and I’d never go under if I don’t absolute have to/life or death

    • Could just be insta gratification culture idknotype
    • I think the same about tatoos... why to puncture your body this way?OBBTKN
    • This and my direct asociation to tatoos with jail and drugsOBBTKN
    • OBBTKN, tatts are so different. It’s art on the body of done with sense. Self expression for many. I don’t have any but love seeing others’notype
    • ey, i understand the art thing, love the illu work in some (time ago thought about a career switch to tatoo maker, lots of money, etc.)...OBBTKN
    • but I've allways have got a negative perception with them, don't ask whyOBBTKN
    • I’m heading to these guys next year for my first https://instagram.co…notype
    • sometimes when people lose a large amount of weight the left over skin flaps about like a septuagenarian nut-sack. gotta trim datGnash
  • notype0

    Where best to stream the game today?

  • notype0

    Downloaded a pill taking app, added prescribed antibiotics, oxycodone, arnica, and bromelian to it. Only took it for a few days when needed (not sure what to do w/ the rest of it). Now I'm getting fucking ads on Pandora to take Vitirol(sp)? Some med. to get off Oxyc.

    Crazy how whatever app you d/l today, marketing is sniffing you out to see what they can push on you.

    • It was the 1 app that claimed they had no 3rd party affiliation (and that no one would market to me). coincidence?notype
    • Why on Earth would you download a pill-taking app?! The levelof trust and reliance people put into that sort of thing boggles my archaic little mind.detritus
    • hey detritus, i needed it because there was way for me to keep track of it all. no one can without help. i was taking a couple more than what is listed here.notype
    • i agree.
      the level of trust was a bit out of character for me, but had no choice.
      notype
    • curious. do you have any home surveying devices? web cams etc?notype
    • it's similar. kind of the age we live in.notype
    • No, I'm fairly luddite when it comes to tech and apps and such. My partner's on a lot of medicine at the moment - she just uses multiple alarms on her phonedetritus
    • I was glad to read a coupl eof years back that some of the old-timer tech nerds were as lluddite as I am. I love tech, but I fear and distrust it more..detritus
  • notype0

    like this or that... consume or return?

    • return = *refundnotype
    • Unless you're going to lick the shell, consume.detritus
    • europe or N.A. ?Gnash
    • In NA eggs get washed so they need to be refrigerated.Gnash
    • NAnotype
    • i wouldn't return either way, i guess. if the shell is intact all is wellGnash
    • Totally in tact- was a little worried about washing the eggs. Maybe it’s fine...notype
    • it's just a feather, ain't gonna kill yascarabin
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    Drove by a Best Buy last night and there were already people in chairs sitting outside.

    How much money could you possibly make to make it worth sitting there for 32 hours?

    • seriouslyGnash
    • one of my Gfs once woke me up at 11pm to get me to go fill the car with gas because she heard the rates were going up the next dayGnash
    • even it it went up by 25 cents/litre I'm not getting out of bed for $15Gnash
    • You sleep at 11pm?pango
    • ^ I'm gonna box your ears once I get up from my nap laterGnash
    • "one of my Gfs"
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    • ^ one i no longer engage withGnash
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    All the supermarkets near me have security guards who just stand by the entrance all day. I don't think they ever do anything.

    • They're mining Bitcoins.face_melter
    • They're looking for BigFoot.utopian
    • If they look like they are doing nothing and nothing is happening. it means they've done their job.pango
    • yep same here. and always think the same.fadein11
    • Act suspicious. Give them something to do.microkorg
    • be grateful ffs... someone's looking out for yo... er... lowering their insurance premiumPonyBoy
    • and they're all ssuper overweight and/or unfit to EVER catch anyone or do anything to stop anyoone or to restrain anyone. LOL #scarecrowschukkaphob
  • utopian0

    Nobody can explain loud ‘booms’ heard worldwide

    Mystery booming sounds have left people baffled all over the planet.

    The terrifying noises have been recorded everywhere from the Middle East to the Midwest this year — with the majority heard on the US east coast.

    https://nypost.com/2017/11/23/no…

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    I'm going to write a book titled...

    The Ridiculous Adventures of Dick Riculous

    • self published?fadein11
    • AutobiographyHayzilla
    • dick ridickulous
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    • sounds like an 80s porn
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    • Jack Lackadaisicalstoplying
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    Today I shaved off all of the hair from my underarms as well as my forearms (as well as some unmentionable areas). It feels so much easier to clean.

    I know there are women out there that like that bushy armpit shit as an expression of liberation and that's fine but I will gladly shave their bush for them and have them examine the difference in hygiene.

    A male with shaved armpits is equally as rebellious as that bushy female.......

    have a great weekend!!!

    • dude, you've bee brainwashed.
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    • have fun w/all those ingrowns in about a week...PonyBoy
    • feels good, man
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    • shave your crack. when you fart it'll sound like a mouse playing a trumpetscarabin
    • you aint the boss of me!
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    • (crack is clean as a whistle)
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    • at least you're not claiming aerodynamics like those closeted road bikers do. way to own itGnash
    • Itchy balls!pango