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- ohhhhhsnap0
not only do i have to deal w/ this fool here, but i have to walk past this everyday ;)
w/ love,
ohhhhhsnap- Sup Georges!utopian
- haha what's he selling?sea_sea
- sea, corner tavern, just spirits :)ohhhhhsnap
- What I see everyday:
http://i.imgur.com/O…******** - big biz?ohhhhhsnap
- GeorgesII0
so happy a touchscreen project I did for a bank/investment firm was finally implemented in all their Italian branches,
but nothing makes me happier to know that ohhhhsnap bro sees a reminder of my existence every day :)
- moldero0
thought my dad was going to die this morning, found him face down on the floor next to his bed when i got up, ambulance came, been in the hospital all day, just got back, rough shitty sunday.
- Oi shit! Sorry to hear that... Hope he's out of bed tomorrow jumping and kicking.pango
- Bed I meant hospital.pango
- ...moldy hope he's doing alrightohhhhhsnap
- shit man, hope he gets betterGeorgesII
- thanks guys, heading out there now, their talking about hooking him to a feeding tube todaymoldero
- sorry brotha my died passed away suddenly last month and it sucks, big time, but stay strong and help him any way you canJG_LB
- sorry to hear, I hope he's okpinkfloyd
- JG_LB sorry... Huge hug man...ohhhhhsnap
- :( so scary. sorry to here that moldy. hope he gets better soon. *hugsea_sea
- Sorry moldero and JG_LB...heavy stuff.stoplying
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Doctors never ask for fecal samples when you get a physical, but mine would indicate I had a great amount of roasted corn on the cob this weekend. It would prove I'm adopting healthy habits!
- pressplay0
some asshole stole my beloved bike
- that suckspinkfloyd
- fire in his hole!pango
- the worstohhhhhsnap
- GPS on bikes? have they figured that out yet?cbass99
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Just back from my physical. I like having a woman doctor. There's something so erotic about the genital exam, however brief it is. The latex gloves and the motherly touch. Talk about spank bank ammo...
- pinkfloyd0
Why is there so many more shootings?
- Obamautopian
- thank himJG_LB
- Fucking hell. 3 in my city in the last week.pango
- geeshpinkfloyd
- All seem like gang related.
Although the daughter of one of the "real vancouver house wife" was shot.pango - could it be the mechanical device that ejects bullets?inteliboy
- competing socioeconomic interests between people of different classesdrgs
- brandelec0
given green light to start running after knee surgery. going to run everywhere now.
- thumbs uputopian
- run on your toes only! no heel-striking! :) congrats!sarahfailin
- Forrest!monospaced
- Run forrest! Run!
:)pango - Arrrg mono beat me to it lolpango
- i think al go home naowbrandelec
- i_monk0
People might actually vote for Hudak.
- monospaced0
Got my Learner's Permit!
- zipcars?pinkfloyd
- welcome to the club!scarabin
- Atheists With Permits™scarabin
- Haha. Let my CA license expire for too long and have to start over.monospaced
- pango0
"oh these need to be printed and send to the other city tomorrow. btw we have few more changes we want you to make today"
#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&* guess who's staying late at the office tonight making changes and doing printing.
fuckers....
- ********0
- Almost as dumb as the movie.utopian
- Kinda the whole point you silly twit********
- GeorgesII0
this thread made me laugh, things that amazed me when I moved into the 1st world: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddi…
• Houses had numbers and all streets had names
• Supermarket with candy aisle (only thing I had tested before were the homemade caramel and fruits)
• Snow (I remember first time I saw snow, I rolled a ball and put it in my jacket's pocket so I could play with it after school, no joke)
• Public park without animals that could kill you :)
- utopian0
Me farts are very stanky today, must be dem protein shakes.
- Does anyone else like the smell of their own farts? Mine smell sumptuous!utopian
- I disgust myself after a protein shakeIRNlun6
- something in the shakes aren't agreeing w/ you honohhhhhsnap
- utopian0
Are you a spornosexual?
1. You’re logging into Facebook to...
A) ...post a picture of you having dinner with friends. You look amazing in it but that’s by-the-by.
B) ...keep up to date with news from friends and family. Your cousin’s just had a baby - maybe a picture will be up?
C) ...check how many ‘likes’ your gym selfie has got. Your guns are looking huge in this one, but so far only 149 people have left positive comments. Is it your hair that’s the problem?2. You’re switching on the TV to watch...
A) ...the football. Footballers always seem to be one step ahead of the latest grooming trends.
B) ...the football. You’d never miss one of your team’s games.
C) ...Geordie Shore. When you’re not looking at you, you want to be looking at people like you.3. If you were a comic book character you would be...
A) Batman. You may or may not be in a gay relationship with your sidekick but that’s not really the point. You also have a basement stuffed with sweet gadgets.
B) Superman. Save the day, get the girl.
C) The Incredible Hulk. Because bigger is always better.4. It’s a big night out. What’s your poison?
A) Red wine. There was a period when it would have been cocaine too, but the ethical implications worried you - not to mention what it did to your skin.
B) Real ale.
C) Double vodka Red Bull. You’re always getting offered MDMA in clubs but you’re not sure how it will react with the steroids you’re taking.5. Time for party small talk with another man. Your first question is...
A) This is Prada, right? I’ve been trying to track one down in cobalt blue for ages.
B) Did you catch the game last night?
C) Bro, do you lift?6. Time to approach a woman at a party. Your opener is...
A) A woman in an A-line dress should never be standing by herself.
B) Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got "fine" written all over you.
C) My mate’s up for a threesome. You in?7. It’s the morning after the night before. What do you eat?
A) Ottolenghi’s Middle Eastern take on Full English - a simple twist on a classic.
B) Full English, what else?
C) Full English with 18 eggs, 20 rashers of bacon and no bread. This machine runs on protein.8. How would describe your relationship with porn?
A) You watch it a couple of times a week but understand it doesn’t have much bearing on reality.
B) Strained now that Nuts has folded.
C) You’ve uploaded a couple of videos of you and the girlfriend to amateur sites but should really try professional soon.9. Let’s talk t-shirts. V-neck or crew neck?
A) If your face is long, you'll try to offset this with a plain crew neck - and vice-versa if your face is round.
B) You don’t talk t-shirts.
C) V-neck - the deeper the better.10. Which of these best describes your approach to life?
A) Always look out for number one.
B) Hope for the best, expect the worst.
C) Sun’s out - guns out.---
Mostly As - You are a metrosexual. While your appearance and interest in grooming products may have attracted comment in the early noughties, you’ve now been surpassed by the spornosexual. Try upping your weights at the gym or, if that fails, taking steroids.
Mostly Bs - You are a 20th century male. You don’t read men’s lifestyle magazines so you probably have no idea how outdated you really are but, if this quiz has raised any concerns, try borrowing some moisturiser from a metrosexual friend/colleague before attempting to go full sporno.
Mostly Cs - You are a spornosexual. Congratulations - you are an outstanding specimen of masculinity, though opinions may differ in what sense you are outstanding.
- scarabin0
you web folks might like the way this page scrolls
- it almost crashed my Chrome!ohhhhhsnap
- it's probably a very easy effect, i'm just not a web dude so it might as well be magicscarabin
- ohhhhhsnap0
People are relentless.
- scarabin0
literally slapped myself in the face trying to get a fly that landed on it.
this cartoon moment brought to you by
- did you get the fly, though?hereswhatidid
- of course notscarabin
- the thruth scarabin, there was never a fly, it was a spider,
goodnightGeorgesII
- scarabin0
wanna buy a human leather wallet? only 14k