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- i_monk0
I fucking hate those charity clipboard people who stand on the sidewalk working on their conman skills to get you to sign up.
- just ignore themmonospaced
- GOSH I'LL TRY THATi_monk
- whenever i'm walking in/out of a store I put my phone up to my ear. no one bugs you!fourth
- I know they are trying to make a living. I say hello and keep it moving w/o engaging. I try to acknowledge them at least on a human being level.ohhhhhsnap
- Human being passing another human being level.ohhhhhsnap
- One asked my name a while back and I told her it was rape********
- i_monk0
"c) are you stupid"
Fuck off monospaced. I'm so tired of everything you post here having this shitty condescending element to it.
- http://www.i-mockery…utopian
- awe, so sowwymonospaced
- Just ignore him.ohhhhhsnap
- btw, I didn't call you stupid, I never typed that!monospaced
- mono, stfupinkfloyd
- what? did I tell someone to fuck off for no reason? why tell me to stfu for defending myself?monospaced
- cuz pinkfloyd be trolling.pango
- Dear all,
GFY********
- stoplying0
Negihbors have a german shepherd that barks at everything. Been living here for almost 5 years and dog has always been a pain in the ass, all the surrounding neighbors hate it. They like to leave the dog out at night in the warmer weather. A few nights ago dog starts barking at 2:20, 2:40 and 3am. Wakes up my entire house, including my mother in law who's jetlagged in from Japan, my 3 week old and my 18 month old. Next morning I wake up in a shit mood ready to raise hell. Instead I wait an hour to cool off, then call neighbor and calmly deal with situation.
So far no more barking. This mature, adult stuff is kind of interesting. Civility for the win!- Nicely done.ohhhhhsnap
- You got lucky in this case, I had neighbors who wouldn't listenpinkfloyd
- I know I got lucky. And the dog ordinances in my town require the dog to be barking for 20 mins continuously in order to call the police.stoplying
- call the cops. Which I didn't want to do. Our yards are pretty close to 2 or 3 barks and I'm awake.stoplying
- When I was a kid, my friend shot a dog in the mouth with a bb gunpinkfloyd
- Cruel, and it couldn't bark anymorepinkfloyd
- stopJG_LB
- lyingJG_LB
- were you there?pinkfloyd
- wait, nevermind, i'm dumbpinkfloyd
- http://24.media.tumb…ohhhhhsnap
- i was expecting this story to end with a dead dog and lawsuit..autoflavour
- i had a neighbor that didn't care either, so i would throw my dog shit bags in his front yard every walkcbass99
- hide this here: crush on a QBNr.ohhhhhsnap
- Krassy0
I wish QBN had a notification feature for when people reply to threads that I have commented on
- ohhhhhsnap0
going to do something like this and call it a day with a good type setting.
- inteliboy0
any of you fuckers at cannes?
- I'm on the canpango
- Pinching a Loafutopian
- I'm fucking a can.iCanHazQBN
- utopian0
I'm about to pinch a loaf, wish me luck!
- mine looks like an armpinkfloyd
- mine look like Lincoln Logsutopian
- mine looked like a muddy baby
dasohr - mine looked like a dead snakedbloc
- Mine looked like a burnt china man********
- yep. QBN has officially hit rockbottom..autoflavour
- no pun intendedautoflavour
- lolcbass99
- http://i.imgur.com/p…utopian
- pinkfloyd0
I love cats, but lately, they are looking like over grown rodents to me.
- <ohhhhhsnap
- you've finally come to your sensesdbloc
- KILL THEM ALL!utopian
- iCanHazQBN0
I started picking my nose with my pinky finger. It's easier to get boogers... plus, it's just classier.
- I have a friend who's fingers are so big he hasn't been able to pick his nose since he was about 13********
- I have a friend who's fingers are so big he hasn't been able to pick his nose since he was about 13
- sine0
Yo
- ohhhhhsnap0
read up on how to get rid of moths while eating dinner.
i threw out my food.
- kalkal0
I just woke up. I'm now 30.
FFS.
- One year closer to death my friend********
- youngest QBN memberdrgs
- HBD...you old fuck!utopian
- Happy birthday!! Now turn off the computer and go out to celebrate...OBBTKN
- GL w/ that.ohhhhhsnap
- how old were you when you went to sleep?sine
- http://mori-app.com/…fourth
- One year closer to death my friend
- autoflavour0
woke up with a head cold.. got up, put on some brand new beige dickies i got yesterday, got on my bike and the chain snapped immediately.. and managed to get grease on the pants.
some days.. just better to stay in bed.
- dasohr0
Sheesh, the executive level gets me so riled up sometimes.
"But this and that and deadline and whatnot"
"Well I set this up 2 weeks ago, added you to all the email conversations, talked to you personally about it, called 20 people..."
"But bottom line is: We have to do everything possible to get this done"
"Oh yeah ? Like the whole industry is just going to focus on this one task?"
"Bottom line is: We have to get this done" (Emphasize on we)Guess who we is?
1 more hour, then fuck off.
- kalkal0
Idea:
For techy projects, use a magnetic whiteboard to keep screws in place and draw where they're supposed to go, right on the board.
- pinkfloyd0
I'm wondering maybe the younger generations are more blunt or i'm getting old? or a bit of both?
- ohhhhhsnap0
Adobe (CC) charged my card for 2 months for 49.99 after calling them to cancel my membership.
- like an ex who keeps calling. CreativeCloud stop it, I no longer fuck with you.ohhhhhsnap
- im sure this was always part of their business modelautoflavour
- you are most likely correct.ohhhhhsnap
- pinkfloyd0
I have 3 different portfolios (design, illustration and some photos). Should I make a seperate site for each or combine them into one?
- one.sea_sea
- If they all are relate in some way, I say one. But if say you shoot wedding photography, illustrate children's books I'd opt for separate.Complexfruit
- ...for separate.Complexfruit
- good pointmoldero
- BattleAxe0
so if all works out ill have my apt in July , been couch crashing for a month and another month living out of a motel where i got a call from a cholo asking if i wanted to fight ... but hey at least he asked
- pango0
holy mother of fuck!
thought i lost my entire set of keys when i rode my bike. Freak the little baby jesus out of me. Miraculously, the keys was hang on the bottom of the bike frame. O_O