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- ZOOP0
My latest archaic device, this project will be scary when it's finished! You might call it a zombie leg chopper, plus you can pivot the blade so it becomes a crotch eliminator. Yikes!
- At operating speed, the 19 1/2" blade rotates at about 20 times per second. muahahaha...ZOOP
- what? that looks scary.sine
- looks like a poor man's stump grinderalbums
- Stump cutter would be more accurate. Antique equipment like this in present condition can sell for hundreds.ZOOP
- it doesn't rotate as well as pivot?albums
- refer to comment #1ZOOP
- moldero0
yesterday morning I took my daughter to the beach only to find a naked 70 year old man running from a lifeguard, the nearest beach with a lifeguard station I know of is about 2 miles away, so yeah, that old man had some stamina, we watched the 2 run down about another 500 meters before the lifeguard finally caught him and made him cover up with a garbage bag. poor old gringo dude just wanted to hang out with his wang out.
- ^ you can pivot the blade so it becomes a crotch eliminator ;-)ZOOP
- lol that's nuts.Hombre_Lobo
- Hombre_Lobo0
I watched idiot abroad, the Mexico episode yesterday and couldn't help thinking of moldero bouncing around this insane place, half expected to see him in the background. wearing his ramones tee and camera in hand of course.
- haha, i went to a lucha libre show once, these guys are intense, kinda like that mickey rourke movie the wrestlermoldero
- dudes do stunts that end them up all cut up and covered in their own blood, and the kids love itmoldero
- hahaha i friken hate the gawdam torito!! LOL!!sea_sea
- whaa sounds nuts moldero!
torito? :OHombre_Lobo
- stoplying0
Found a dollar in the parking lot at work this morning.
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
- moldero0
my mom just facebooked me this
"Check ur emailz"
Jesus H. fuckin Christ, the internetz has us all.
- scarabin0
little kids tell the worst stories ever
- just act surpriseddrgs
- and run away...OBBTKN
- http://www.youtube.c…sine
- OBBTKN0
karma is paying back to my neighbor, with an all-the-time-crying baby for being a dick for years...
shit, what am i doing here awake at 4am :(
- pango0
tried to bargain with 2 little girls selling chocolate at my door... didn't work... they're good...
- monospaced0
Star Trek into darkness + IMAX + 3D = rad
- Saw it in 3D hated it,
what makes the iMAX
3D any better?utopian - IMAX is 2X the screen height and maybe better sound, but otherwise I don't know the difference.monospaced
- but you probably hated it because you don't like the movie itself, which is okay... I just love that kind of shitmonospaced
- ever watched a movie in an omnimax? full dome screen and recliners. tiny holes in screen for heat/ac & soundZOOP
- ive heard good things! looking forward to seeing it :PHombre_Lobo
- Saw it in 3D hated it,
- monospaced0
Some random chick writes me this long email about how she's been lurking here for years and could really use help getting a membership to QBN so she can trash talk in the iOS 7 thread. LOL, she even mentioned membership fees.
- lol!bulletfactory
- that reminds me, i need to renew. qbn your check's in the mail.sine
- It was me dick head!utopian
- Actually it wasn't, but that is some funny shit!utopian
- hahahaESKEMA
- monospaced0
I am writing to ask you ... Um a total stranger ... How can I get a membership on qbn.
I have been lurking on qbn for about 5 years. Never had the balls to join ( female so never will ha!). I am reaching out to you because I read the membership thread and you were advocating they keep membership open. I want to participate in the conversation ! I was reading today about you hating on ios 7 and really wanted to argue with you. Hahaha. I am a web developer that does design ( please don't hate on this I know it makes graphic designers crazy ). I live in NYC. My last job was senior web developer for the Mental Health Association of NYC. If you can help me with membership please let me know...or feel free to tell me to fuck off!Warmly,
[Her name]Live long and prosper!
- I believe that she was referring to me, and yes I will enjoying arguing with this biatch!utopian
- give her an account then ;)monospaced
- some1 is trolling youuan
- Indeed...patiently plotting the long troll.waterhouse
- Tell her to check yo fax!utopian
- "Warmly"! She wants you mono!goldieboy
- lol, so totally a dude!Hombre_Lobo
- i once got an email from someone wanting a ffffound invite.sea_sea
- call the police.sureshot
- capn_ron0
tell her you have an extra account but you need a photo. Come on mono, you know how this works! pic = account.
- mono give her your Hedge account!utopian
- I have another account but can't remember what it was. I'll trade it for a pic.capn_ron
- no way I'm giving up Hedgemonospaced
- albums0
hey lurker, email me. I'll give you an account. hell, you can have this one.
- please, any female contact will do********
- well, not any...albums
- set's mum has been well annoyingalbums
- hahaha @both set and albumsHombre_Lobo
- please, any female contact will do
- pango0
was at a gig shooting concert photo. but kept getting distracted by this cutest girl in the crowd. moment later she disappeared :( luckily I found her friend and gave her my card with a happy face on it (omg that sounds creepy). hopefully she will pass it on. her friend seen like a bitch...
- for every cute girl there is the bitch friend by her side.inteliboy
- scarabin0
i need to get 10 gb of video clips to germany but am having trouble doing it.
i tried yousendit, but they have a 2gb file limit and the best files are bigger than that.
i tried to upload to my website's FTP server but the transfer cuts out at 1.5gb.
i burned them to 3 DVDs and went to mail them but the lady there said it would be $85. i think she was insane but i'm gonna try another place to make sure.
what other solution am i overlooking?
- a) your company's FTP
b) the German's FTPmonospaced - do a RAR file and break it up into 2gb chunks.
autoflavour - also if its 10 of clips, surely cant you just zip into smaller portions and then use wetransfer or somethingautoflavour
- hollow out a book. put the dvds inside the book, mail at book rate.
will also protect the dvds from being crushed.bulletfactory - i have clips that are 3-5 gbscarabin
- being crushedbulletfactory
- pay for Dropbox? still cheaper than mail right?pango
- Ask them how they usually do this?monospaced
- oh i forgot the shop has our own file transfer server, i'll use that! thanks guys!scarabin
- 3 DVDs to Germany? Use the USPS, it'll be less than half that if not even less.albums
- the girl just called and said she found a place for $9, probably uspsscarabin
- this is the modern age! dont send dvds!! upload that shit! :DHombre_Lobo
- he's downloading now. thanks for all the great suggestionsscarabin
- a) your company's FTP
- Hombre_Lobo0
loving this tune -
http://open.spotify.com/track/6L…
- JG_LB0
what's green and slimy and smells like bacon
- scarabin0
just booked one of my favorite DJs to spin in my pyramid at burning man this year. first time using the structure as a stage :D
- sweet! :) this is how i visualize your pyramid.. http://25.media.tumb…sea_sea
- ha! not yet!scarabin
- this is my camp at the moment http://scarabin.net/…scarabin
- dang... i kind of want to go. congrats!ohhhhhsnap